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741 - Tom Fitton’s Stanky Swankhouse (6/15/23) (Patreon)

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2023-06-16 03:00:02
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2026-06

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Trump did everything right, and they indicted him. We look at Trump’s swole legal team, we gain one challenger and lose another in the GOP primaries, look at some cool trends in the consumer electronics market, and hear a nice story about some fun-loving Rhode Islanders’ trip to Philadelphia.

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Poppy Chulo

I glom some bennies from a wetback dealer and snitch en route to dark town and wolf them down on my way to club zombie. I slip the brass knucks in my pocket. I had to lean on a back up horn player and skag head to find out where the would be pinko councilmen took the colored whores when he indulged in his vices. When I got that it was a quick call to hush hush magazine and after busting down the hot sheet hotels door and the flash bulbs popping chief Parker would owe me a favor.

Alex B

I did everything right and they INDICTED MEEEEE

Will

When is parade. No. I need to go home

J. A.

Joining the edl but to kick out the tourists

J. A.

Oh Spiderman cool Spiderman story

Jaime Christley

I’m dead center of a reading of White Jazz right this second so this is sending me

jer

Damn. The Trump drop to start the epi 🔥🔥🔥

Will Thompson

Slight correction: Kamala Harris’ campaign did not make it to the year 2020

Unbalanced Views (of History) Podcast

Listening to this episode within 2 hours of taking my daughter to the Toothsome Chocolate Emporium for her birthday! Thankfully, still Desnctimonious-free.

Poppy Chulo

I'm on chapter 3, so far it's one of Elroys best.

Declan Kennedy

it's a high-bar to clear but Tom Fitton is definitely in the top ten most unsettling looking guys in American reactionary politics

Paul F. Holzfäller

I’m guessing that’s why Nikki Haley doesn’t go by her birth name. All the focus group chuds kept reaching for their guns whenever they heard “Nimarata.”

J P 3

That Trump audio clip is going to be my new ringtone.

Justin

It’s Fond du Lac, Wisconsin where the leathery Trump women are.

David Browm

I'm going to Nuttahs Stanky Swankhouse tomorrow night! What a coinkidink

Schwartz666

In Soviet Russia, car buys you.

RRG

stankey swakehouse

Jim Chapman

Trump is sounding more and more like someone doing a Trump impression.

Alex Reede

best show of the year

NYCM&AHole

He looks like travolta if Travolta had avoided Scientology

Kristen

The were ryrreally goods she and

NYCM&AHole

No way it was timecop and the same matter can’t exist in the same space and the same time

David Browm

Felix, I heard your sugar in the water joke that went by with the wind. I see you. I laugh at the things you say. You are valid

NYCM&AHole

Didn’t the tsarnaev brothers find uses for instant cookers?

NYCM&AHole

Also Rhode Island rules

Jim Chapman

The thumbnail for this one should have been from the Sopranos episode where Paulie and Christopher go to Rhode Island.

Ashley Naftule

Felix is still on the podcast performance enhancing drugs—love to see it

SeymoreButts

I have a friend who also thinks the Clinton sock drawer is Trump's get out of jail free card and I don't care enough to Google whether that's true or not. Someone please explain

Dani

Rhode Island is the Portuguese capital of the US??! Has anyone checked on Lovecraft?

Kinetics Video

He needs to break into their house and cum in their socks (tough nut but I think he got it in him)

ineedsleep

My man pronounced Mahomes like cajones lol

Ligma

My grandpa was originally a history teacher, but then he started working at a car dealership because he could make more money.

Jaime Christley

Might be a minority opinion but the book LAC is a catastrophe. Say what you will about the movie but Helgeland et al were right to shitcan like 90% of the book. A really faithful adaptation would have been completely unwatchable.

Jaime Christley

If Tesla ever goes belly up, it'll be the Succession chyron "China hack could entomb millions of Americans in their EVs" come to life

Alec

nuttin like my daddy I’m a young nutta

Andrew Cross

me, hanging out in Balmora, in the Vvardenfel region of the Morrowind province: You hear Vivec dropped out?!

Alexandr

Thanks for restoring the audio quality back to dogshit. It's appreciated. Matt can't say a single word without clipping.

Alexandr

Trump's The Nerevarine. Folks, we have Kagrenac's Tools. All the tools. The best.

SF

Matt Stoller also wants to do a pre-emptive nuclear strike on China lol

Andrew Cross

He’s the tonal architect! We love him, don’t we folks?

Patrick Burke

Hell yeah checking in from Rhode Island…

Michael S. Judge

Oh Tom FITTON? Tom fittin' just about anywhere he wants to, you feel me

Jaime Christley

Considering they were both in the 13 original colonies, it's wild how much better the lore is for Rhode Island than PA. Buddy Cianci should have been made the Eternal Sun King of America. They didn't even drop "plantation" from their full name until fucking 2020! What's Philly have, dirty cops? Unpleasant football fans? Wowzers can't find those anywhere else.

etienne

Jeffrey Epstein multiverse Ricking Morty is such a cursed concept

etienne

they were doing like the Blues Brothers at Chez Paul. Yelling at the couple next table to sell them their daughter. having wine in the water glass

Dan Leaf

I think the “Clinton socks case” reference is to when former Clinton national security advisor sandy Berger prior to testifying to the 9/11 commission was caught trying to sneak classified documents out of the national archives in his socks

Wizard of Choice

Hey hey!! ease up on those woven belts buddy.

Maxwell

Killed by cliff racers on his return from a press stop at Red Mountain

Petrorenminbi

I don’t think Ohio was stolen in 04,,, I know it

Sean

I'm sorry, i like car dealerships

Gabipentin

Woo Rhode Island name drop! I haven't listened yet but I bet its a flattering portrayal of our people

Henry

Hey, Kurt Schilling is a fuck up but Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning was pretty fun

Demented Avenger

Chapo listeners are an underserved community. I'm willing to bet a majority of people listening are virgins. Everyone reading this is so virginal that he hasn't even jacked off yet and is 32.

sgthombre

My favorite anecdote from Jason Schreier's book was developers from Schilling's studio talking about how he was obsessed with centaurs and created literal weeks worth of extra work for the studio because he wanted centaurs to be playable in the MMO they never released.

Henry

I’m 31 actually

Henry

So it’s the video game version of Jorodwosky’s Dune

Kamran Husain

them rhode island guys were just being polite in the classic new england manner

Ardy Rezv

Be nice, they don’t really make that much money off of this.

Ardy Rezv

In North Korea we have cars with no engines or wheels. Only the deal leader can have wheels.

Bill Crotts

I was not ready for a clip of Trump doing Matt's Trump voice

John Harwood

This episode is best listened to while sipping on an ice cold cabinet while munching on a New York System and a grinder.

Joseph Nicol

Every time they talk about Vivek I think Vivec from Morrowind

Ian Fletcher

Also a Rhode Islander, Pretty sure they're going to dunk on us.

b-rar

Curt Schilling only beat the Yankees in the World Series once, in 2001 [pushes glasses up nose]

Poppy Chulo

I keep putting off reading LA Confidential because I've seen the film so many times. But after reading the Big Nowhere I see what you're saying.

Slik Smoothie

Fuck you Felix my shitty city is swag cool and fucks

Emily M

The intro GOES SO HARD

Jared Wright

Tf you got against dentists lol

Violet

Peetah, Peetah, did you insult the entiah city of Philladelphia again?

carl

bok building is so fucked up. I refuse to go there, no matter how many people tell me "the view is amazing"

Ian Fletcher

"Steaky Swank House" could be the name of a spin-off podcast

James Ashner

Vintage Felix on this one 🤌🏼

Jaime Christley

As I recall, the story goes that Hanson and Helgeland took the book and kept almost all scenes or business that directly involved Jack Vincennes, Bud White, and Ed Exley (especially if a scene had 2 out of 3); the rest they either threw in a blender or in the trash. I'd go as far as saying, maybe it's worth a read just to get poleaxed by all the differences. I have to qualify my antipathy by admitting that Ellroy isn't really a favorite of mine, prose-wise. But I'm now back to that well for the third time - I guess I'm drawn to stuff about how the worlds he explores sustain a constant paradox of (1) an endless landscape of dirty open secrets and every imaginable sin and (2) an overarching surveillance-enforcement state that's theoretically anti-(1) but frequently perpetuates it, inhabits it, controls it, as interested parties see fit. So for me, I cringe at a lot of the writing in American Tabloid but the subject matter (mob-CIA-Kennedy-Cuba-a-go-go) is catnip.

Poppy Chulo

Have you read perfidia or this storm? Are they any good?

R K

Tom Fitton this dick in your mouth

K H

Orcas save the children

K H

Mazzletoff to all these brotherly broads!

K H

Hahahahahaaaaaaa

K H

Adderall?

K H

Heard circles was illegal over there. I believes it.

etienne

Trump 2016: we're gonna put the Clinton Crime Family in jail, for crimes Trump 2024: look we're allowed at least 50% as many crimes free right? 40%? common gimme something, it's not fair

K H

That sounded like if he is elected again we may actually finally get some executions. Once they take the sheen off a half dozen it should be open season. Get your instapots while you can for the stochastic cookouts pulsing into synchronicity. Emergent grilling.

Evan Scott

The Bok building bums me out so much. It used to be a public vocational high school and was built in the 30s by the PWA and has that cool style that government buildings from the time period have. It's also very tall. Of course since it's in East Passyunk it can't be a public good anymore it has to be a fancy restaurant with a vegan cheese factory in the basement

Jaime Christley

No just AT, LAC and now I’m on White Jazz.

Evan Scott

The top floor/rooftop used to be a bar a while ago (when it first opened maybe?) I guess where Irwins is now and I went once with some friends (this was like 2016/7 probably). They had kept the bathrooms as they were with the old-school green tiling and stuff and it was just overwhelming bummer vibes to think about how where I was hanging out used to be a place where working class kids could learn how to do a well paying job and how it was taken and made into a playground for yuppie "makers" from NYC who couldn't afford warehouse space there anymore. I've never been back

T

Private equity serves an important function that supports global US dollar hegemony. For the US dollar to remain hegemonic, it cannot have domestic US industry, because that will suck money from outside of the US into the domestic economy. If US domestic industry were allowed to thrive, the US dollar could not circulate the globe and retain its hegemonic status. Private equity functions as a kind of assassin for US domestic businesses that succeed in the US domestic market. It wipes out businesses that could potentially pull money from abroad back into the US. Sure, one domestic Us company cannot make that much of a difference to US dollar hegemony, but an entire thriving domestic manufacturing industry? That would destroy the global dollar system. Private equity strangles US domestic industry in its crib.

Kevin Wynn

"Stanky Swankhouse" lol. T-shirt please! NOW! Please...

Matt Colston

Its like he listens to the show

Post Void

Hey, I've had the same weaved belt for a decade! It's my only belt and still looks brand new!

Jack

not showing up in the RSS for me. Using apple podcasts, if it helps.

Post Void

These are all fake names so they arrest fictional and dead people. Walnut? Fitman? Ty Cobb?

James Proulx

Bok was a rival when I was in high school. It's weird to think of it as just an old public school building with a restaurant on the roof. Couldn't pay me to go there.

Carver Eller

The Rhode Islanders claiming mental break is very Bulworth

Sifl

Car dealers are getting bought up by publicly traded corporations. Warren Buffet's Berkshire Hathaway paid $4.1 bil to acquire Van Tuyl, a large privately held dealer group. And Buffet's auto group is only about no. 9 out of the largest dealer groups in the US. These auto groups have been trying for years to reduce dealer sales and finance staff to $15 an hour Best Buy employees by using no haggle pricing, ipads and online sales. But people still want to haggle and test drive, etc. So, despite about two decades of these big companies trying everything possible to eliminate the cost of sales and finance staff, car buying pretty much remains the same. And for what it is worth, jobs at car dealers generally pay well (in good times, not so much in bad times) and are some of the few remaining middle class white collar jobs available to people who have no college education. The only reason Tesla does not want to have franchised dealers is because Tesla does not have the ability to commit to the kind of annual production schedule that a real auto manufacturer has to be able to do in order to maintain a dealer network. Tesla's production is still incredibly unreliable (both in terms of quality and quantity). The legacy manufacturers are the opposite. Their problem is that they tend to make more vehicles than the market needs (pre-pandemic--different now but is getting back to normal). The main purpose of the franchise dealer system is to shift the risk of overproduction onto the dealers.

Kyle Martin

I'm fucking embarrassed by this Philly story. We let two jabronis from Rhode Island bully us? What the hell has this city come to

GMR1296

The best part about Suarez is that he is like J.V. Mayor. Miami dade county has its own mayor and generally it’s the county mayor that has the bulk of the power. Suarez is just in charge of making sure the buses don’t explode and trash gets picked up. He’s like a volunteer mayor. Also, under FBI investigation…

Jaime Christley

Trump's lawyers should advise him "When asked how you plea, say Guilty, but later, when you say you thought you were saying Not Guilty, they have to throw the case out. Otherwise it's what they call Final Jeopardy."

Erik

Car dealerships is how you get tens of thousands of dollars into the pockets of useful unscrupulous sales employees every month, and then they hand it to the black market

Julie Baxter

Worst fucking temp job in my life was at a Fiat/Alfa Romeo car dealership.

Michael

Nauta is a guamese surname

Whucko Jaang

Y'all must've listened to radio

Jaime Christley

He died? I didn't even know he was sick.

Shiv

Gavin’s been remarried for many moons now (2008). They have four?? kids

Canadian Guy

TIL about Stanky Sweakhouse 🤤

KatrinaJadeHelm

Jackson May Homays, shoutout. Another tally for the NBA Felix count

Gorgatron888

Tom Fitton his dick into my ass.

J Fitz

It’s not even that interesting. The historian Taylor Branch had long meetings with Clinton in the White House that were tape recorded and Clinton kept the tapes (in a sock drawer, apparently). When Branch wrote his book based on the interviews, Judicial Watch sued for the tapes, saying they fell under the Presidential Records Act, and lost.

Dipster

There’s sugar in the water killed me

Andrew Carmichael

His eyes are so close together…he might lack depth perception.

Snooder87

I had a law school professor who was a former D3 football player. Guy was like 5'2", wore the tightest shirts possible, clearly was on some sort of juice. Biggest douchebag I have ever met. Ever since then I've been suspicious of any too-jacked lawyer.

Jed Levin

What was that last thing? Who had state troopers beat his wife’s boyfriend?

etienne

you're like Rorschach but your vendetta is against cyclists

David DeCorte

Oh hell yeah, I love the steampunk chocolate pervert restaurant. It's like if the mayor from Superjail owned a candy factory.

C. Andrew

The dry boys are treat eaters, and dentists keep telling them 'thats sugar man!'

C. Andrew

Pennsylvania does have something Rhode Island doesn't: a city with more than 200,000 thousand people in it. Sometimes I forget RI is a state tbh.

C. Andrew

When I read that headline about Philly I assumed it was the Philadelphians berating and being mean to those out of towner hayseeds. A REAL lifelong Philly person would have spit in that croissant and gave it to that guy with a smile.

etienne

really reminded me of the "Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter" tweet

Jaime Christley

No I get it, Rhode Island's the size of a Honda Civic. That's what makes their swagged out corruption and iniquity so much more remarkable. Take the 2nd smallest state: Delaware. Fake. Speed traps and credit card companies. Produced Joe Biden. That's it.

Jaime Christley

All the Doordashers and CitiBike tourists will look over and shout "YIELD!" and I'll whisper: no.

Greasy_Jones

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED meeeeeeeeeee

I am become reply guy

Cracking up at the idea of that Rhode Island chud saying ‘qua-sannt’

Evan Scott

The fucked up thing is that like, this is kind of the best outcome for buildings like this. The school district has a lot of old buildings in terrible repair (even not so old buildings filled with tons of asbestos, still!) and just really doesn't have enough money to update them for modern use (most of our schools don't even have air conditioning and it gets pretty fucking hot and humid here now). The buildings tend to get sold off because it's cheaper to build a new one and it's either tear them down, or have a private developer with deeper pockets turn them into what happened here or condos/apartments, as happened to west philly high school. West philly high school still has tons of issues now even though it's been converted, apparently it's miserable to live there.

etienne

oh yeah I know. I'm seeing it happen a lot IRL. People want to have the building kept historically as-is on the outside because it makes them feel good inside but the building was held in almost abandon conditions for half a century and needs overhauls that are basically guaranteed to be more expensive than a new build. The only answer to that puzzle is Floofy's. the other only answer to that puzzle is the one that doesn't get talked about a lot, a clean demolition into a surface parking lot. People in general get way less sentimental about a legacy building getting demolished for parking than they are against a condo conversion

C. Andrew

RI is infinitely more memorable than Delaware. My crank opinion is that Philadelphia needs to seize Wilmington, and then PA lay siege to the rest.

BB

jackson mahonés💯

Houthi & the Blowfish

Reminds me of seeing George Clinton not too long ago. He literally cannot sing at all because of all the crack he smoked. It just sounds like someone screaming through a bullhorn that is turned up way past the red

Mangomoosh

Damn. That swank house shit almost killed me.

MEAT CLOWN

This was a really funny episode, nice job perverts. YOU DID EVERYTHING RITE....

J P 3

Yes and no. The size of public markets is $124 trillion. Private equity is approximately $10 trillion. At a more fundamental level though, dollar dominance is both a byproduct and a cause of global trade imbalances. e.g. if the U.S. instituted capital controls and restricted flows of dollars into and out of the U.S., financial services would shrink (a much larger category than private equity), domestic producers might see a more favorable climate, and workers would likely see an increase in bargaining power in the U.S. The influence of the American state would also decrease globally (for better and worse). On the other hand, countries that rely on trade surpluses for economic growth, including large producers in China and Germany would get crunched, and the global economy as a whole would probably enter into a depression. Alternatively, if the Chinese and the European domestic markets were re-structured to give workers more bargaining power, higher wages, and greater purchasing power, the role of the dollar would diminish, and the U.S. economy would be able to support more domestic production. If China removed capital controls and instituted stronger legal protections for business interests, more people would trade in the renminbi. If Germany and the EU were willing to tolerate higher deficits, that would also reduce the role of the USD. However, right now China is unwilling and unable to restructure its economy in this way for domestic political reasons. It's a similar story with Germany and the EU. There are winners and losers right now within countries and between countries. Private equity is one of the winners, but in a rank of the top 10, not sure it would even make the list.

J P 3

In fairness to George Clinton, he is also 81 years old. Granted Willie Nelson is 90.

David den Daas

Hi guys can you please do Gene Hackman thanks!

Jeffrey Miller

I live in a small midwest town of about 16k people. We have a summer festival with music and such. A few years ago the Spin Doctors played there and another year Blues Traveler played there. I didn't go see them, but the thought of them playing there was deeply depressing. All I could think about is Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.

DadRockVhs666

"Felix is annoying". Chapo drops funniest Felix ep yet. #embarrassing

Steve D

That Super Bowl talk was triggering. John Gannon go to hell.

October

Excellent ep from the Trappy Chaphouse.

Tim O'

Sloppy steakhouse

Eric Jacobsen

theme of this episode is fucking up names welcome to chapo traphouse, with your friends Will Wammaker, Matt Christ-man, and Felix Bombadil

Jed Levin

Trappo Chophouse

Bill Crotts

Would never happen if they were black

cashedtrapezoid

Tom of Fittons drawings aren’t that controversial I don’t see what the big deal is

Sam McManus

I go to the health clinic at Bok, good people

Tim O'

Buddy Cianci. The Crime Town podcast covers the story. It's pretty entertaining.

PJA II

One of the funniest episodes imo

Joseph St. Jean

If you’re looking for a toyota there’s a real cocksucker with great deals there

Joseph St. Jean

When Hillary Swank gets home from the gym

Methew

Matt should turn cushvlog into a school called Matt Christman University, the MCU

sanderbling

I own a instant pot air fryer and it's amazing. One of the best products I own. I genuinely sad. RIP instant pot

Jacob Jones

I love how most of us agree that Instant Pot is a solid product. I've made some fantastic food in mine. Capitalism occasionally giveth, but it mostly taketh away.

kee

Filthy Tom Fitton

etienne

real heads remember the interview they did with a tradcath columnist who called Matt "Cushman"

VAN Fan

Or, maybe, the Christman University for Materialism

AKorgar

Dude shotguns the six Diet Cokes in a row and then proceeds to turn the cans into sculptures while talking about time being a flat circle

Jaime Christley

Yeah Crime Town throws heat. Wish they’d return - so many towns, so much dang crime

Seanm538

Kurt Schilling’s game Kingdom of Amalur is actually really fun. Not incredible, but really good for a 1st game by a studio. Hate the guy, but the game is enjoyable.

Wario Argento

"Fond du Lac, Indiana" ***Matt throws headset and goes offline for ten minutes***

Theo Colt

Being a Rhode Islander that article only makes me more proud of my state.

Nolan

Guys that go by Nathan spent more time hanging out with their parents than kids their own age and guys that go by Nate are the arizona iced tea kids from a couple of eps ago

William

Was that the one who started to pray for them near the end of the… interview

Poppy Chulo

I have to drive home soon let's go with the slop....

Jethro Mojave

I’m oinking. I’m squealing. I’m rolling around in mud.

etienne

[at the water cooler at the office furiously refreshing patreon so I can get opinions to foist upon my coworkers]

john

Slopless Slack House

WheresTheSlopChris

please don't tell me these white boys took the day off for juneteenth

Jö

Don’t release the ep that’s scab behavior

Ben Zaretsky

Post another episode or three

Valerie

Only gonna have my own depressing thoughs to keep me company on the drive home today :'<

Jonathan G

i'm tweakin, i'm geekin, i'm tweakin

etienne

fiending, jonesing,

Evan Hayward

Bout to go out like Felix’s fav billionaire if the ep don’t drop by my ride home

Poppy Chulo

That would be so fucking cringe.

Will Wade

All right guys tag me in I’ll guest host for the week

Rix Yarbrough

I have a rare condition where i can only take a shit while listening to podcast chapo venmo me money for underwhere

Cory

Outstanding

Roy

are they waiting for the submarine story to get funnier? Just shove the mics in their faces and make them say things, Chris

DJT

my guess is that they recorded a show but the recording got messed up so they had to do it over. no worries tho, its here when its here

Andrew Cross

waiting for the sloppy episode droppy

Dan

Shut the fuck up Donny

Dan

Underrated comment

Will Thompson

If we don’t get our slop by 12 ET we all go in the submarine

PupusaComa

I always enjoy seeing your comments on here, thank you for the tireless posting

Degrassi Knoll

Definitely had to find the source clip - trust but verify

fisher ilijasic

felix had me fucking burst out laughing with his fucking “it’s the nine year anniversary of when ny cousin got eaten by a (????)”

YukiNukem64x

Google John Taliban edit: google John Taliban trashfuture

Hardcore Virgin

Getting choked to death on a tube man’s finger is great