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742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-21 03:00:03
Edited:
2023-06-21 06:04:14
Imported:
2026-06

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We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.

NEW SHOW DATES! We will be in Canada this August:

Thursday, August 17 - Toronto - Danforth Music Hall

Saturday August 19 - Montreal - Corona Theater

Tickets will be available for Patreon pre-order on Thursday, June 22nd and available for general public sale Friday, June 23rd. Watch for a Patreon blog post with more details.

AND! We now have some collections of themed episode packs available for purchase on our new Patreon Digital Shop! Head over to www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse/shop to find collections of all our premium Movie Review episodes, all of Matt’s Inebriated Past Episodes + the Poppy series, and all of our TV review episodes + Felix’s This Is Sus series available for individual purchase.

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Dylan Green

come to vancouver you cowards

Andrew M

i just happened to get home as this was uploaded but i'm going to wait a few hours to listen because i don't want to look desperate for slop

Will Johnston

Montreal fuck yah! Daddy Legault will be proud

John Conley

can’t believe they recorded after news for a change

Declan Kennedy

time for my imploded submariner slop

Mike Loudin

🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

Michael Keith

“How many other shipwrecks are still catching bodies”

Meg Peterson

Stop talking about Rudy’s dick while I’m trying to eat dinner!!!

Aaron Baer

Oh now you want to question the Slop Gods ??!! THOU HEATHEN !!! Grovel, squeal & wallow like the ungrateful hog you are ...

Erik Bourre

Wooo!! Thanks in advance boys for making the trip up north!!

Aaron Baer

NGL that's an equally funny and morbid observation ... Exactly why I subscribe !!!

Peter Gorman

Danforth Music Hall! Taste of the D!

Aaron Baer

Priceless comment !!!!

Jake V

Scorsese on movie mindset when

JMB

Can one of the collections be all of the Inebriated Past episodes?

Kamran Husain

it’s so cool rudy flirts like akon did in the song sexy bitch

Negative Affirmations

Who knew Felix's hottest take would be suggesting a Ron Desantis children's cartoon that depicts Mohamad

Gordon Schmidt

It would be so fucking funny if they killed RFK Jr.

Who's luggage?

felix TAUNTING us job havers in the very first minute

Jessica Rios

Felix is an elitist. lol. I don’t think Matt and Will are though.

kenton

Just watched the This Is Us with Sylvester Stallone, highly recommend

Jessica Rios

Yes I know. I was like thanks for reminding us how our lives pale in comparison to his. 🫠

Jessica Rios

Don’t do that Andrew. I did that once and when I went to go listen the episode had been removed. It wasn’t this show, it was Tim Dillion. I won’t make that mistake again. lol.

Jessica Rios

Omfg. Can you god damn imagine? History looping. We thought all this shit like social unrest and Kennedy shootings were a thing of the past. 🙃

Caesaro

Surprised there wasn’t a Cormac RIP or tribute

Big Paul of Philly

There’s a higher chance of Ron being the hidden Imam than getting elected

Jeffrey Miller

Yeah, I was totally expecting Will to say something about it.

Sage

Top Tier Slop

Nick Muscatiello

Matt just bleakly saying “Rudy is Gorean”

Starry Pr1nce

You can be equally lib and retarded as he is though at job, this is all just cultural commentary news mag

T

I endorse this episode

etienne

martin scorcese: I ... understand it all now ... time .. is of the essence .. i only have so little time ... to make things right ... creatively felix: just like the Arbiter in Halo 2 after learning the truth of the Forerunner, yes

J P 3

I was kind of struck by the contrast of a migrant ship sinking off the coast of Greece versus this Titanic expedition. On one side there are several hundred people who were fleeing terrible conditions for a better life, who were basically allowed to drown while the Greek Coast Guard stood by. On the other side, we are probably spending tens of million dollars to try to save the lives of a handful of rich guys who risked their lives for a deep sea pleasure adventure. Story of the times.

etienne

content filter OFF

etienne

"Les Amarécains il l'ont tu l'affaire" - Elvis Legault

etienne

i know it's not your fault but the RSS not updating for hours is pain

Alison

Y’all I’m at the psychedelic conference in Denver where governor rick perry is providing an opening address tomorrow morning

Pelican Grief

Hopefully next episide. Or even a dedicated no country for old men + the counselor movie mindset ep

Jim from Fond Du Lac

The Idol is such a weird overly-sexual show. Sorta wreaks of Rape Fantasy.

October

"You can bet your Ingersoll?"

Waffle Poet

“I mean, yeah, probably half our aunts and generals were autistic.” Indeed.

Jason

Vancouver ?

Jaime Christley

There’s a new Chapo Trap House webinar on the internet

JV

"how many shipwrecks are still catching bodies" lmao

Dru Heff

Felix was a regular r/MGTOW lurker

Dru Heff

Wills uncomfortable laugh when Felix was looking for “context” for Rudy’s clear pedo/incest fantasies

calvin kilby

The Counselor was a legitimately disappointing piece of shit movie

Tim Mullen

I’m all for universal democracy, but any who sees RFK jr as a proto leftist or progressive should lose their right to vote

Jon W

I can't believe Felix would do Hexbear erasure.

NYCM&AHole

Instead of the titanic they found the alien in the ocean like that x files ep

Isaac Jones

This digital collections idea actually has some great potential, would love an ultimate Rod Dreher collection

NYCM&AHole

They also found agent krycheck

sgthombre

I’m just amazed anyone is willing to consider him a serious candidate when his voice sounds like that.

miltonic

You know you guys slip into the Hilary Clinton impression when you try to do a Ron Desantis impression. Coincidence??

Zach H.

Seriously, fellas? Rudy is clearly asking for anal and no ‘It’s Guiliani time!’ reference? Bad form. Bad form.

brodie

I will be seeking legal action against the podcast for the Rudy bit because my dick so hard it literally exploded.

Doug Cartel

cant bust until both our siggies are on the dotted line

Doug Cartel

"An ocean death would be great actually, it's just like going back in your moms uterus"

carl

sick of these Kathleen birthdays ruining all the shows

William

Being a fisher of men sounds rother sus

Sifl

I saw RFK, Jr. give a speech back when he was just doing Riverkeepers and before he went all in as an anti-vaxxer (and before he got spasmodic dysphonia). He was great. At that time, there wasn't anyone in Democratic politics who was a better communicator about the environment. But he wouldn't run for office in NY because of his relationship with the Cuomo family and because he had to plead guilty to drug charges after being addicted to smack in college (he was even shortlisted to head the EPA under Obama, but was too risky due to his past drug problems and the anti-vaxxer views had started emerging by then). His deep dive into the anti-vaxxer world is really shocking and disturbing. It was like how Mark Crispin Miller went from a brilliant media critic and commentator to pretty much jumping whole hog onto every conspiracy theory from Sandy Hook to 9/11 and anti-vaxxer.

Matelda

The titanic viewer attracted the same rich people who went into space with Jeff Bezos. One or two may be an ocean fanatic but others don't care about the ocean, they are just bored with the part of the world that regular people live on.

Petrorenminbi

Protestantism is right-to-work Christianity — you can have your personal relationship with god. Mine is mediated through my union rep, the local priest

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

“I don’t want just an easement to your pussy; I want the whole damn title.”—Rudy Giuliani during sex

K U

The dumbest RFK take to me is the Wi-Fi one. What a moron, Christ.

sgthombre

Confessing my workplace sins to the fake priest like I’m Robert Duvall in THX 1138

sgthombre

Do you have any insight on why he thinks the Chinese are making bio weapons that only kill white people

Seanie D

Is the Grey Wolf Feed not working? Neither this ep nor the latest Movie Mindset have made their way on there yet, at least not in my podcast catcher.

Maxwell Harkness

the chinese bio weapon thing sounds like conservative havana syndrome

saintbeau

they wanted to play Iron Lung IRL

Major bit me

Maybe this is how it felt during the first or second great awakening

Jaime Christley

Orca bloody revolution, billionaire shitheels dying in off-brand submersibles. Yet no space deaths. You see the problem here!

Quém é

I thought I hallucinated smoking Winstons in my early twenties but I guess at least two other people done it

Paul F. Holzfäller

I was really hoping for “I wanna fart in your pussy” to be one of the Rudy texts, but it’s just a fact of life that you don’t always get what you want.

Sifl

The COVID as Chinese bio weapon comes from reports that China's military was involved in research on a coronavirus vaccine. The conspiracy theory is then that China was going to release a coronavirus on the West while at the same time being able to vaccinate its own population against it. RFK, Jr. has to take it a step further because he cannot go with a theory that requires him to admit that vaccines can be effective. So, he has to claim that the Chinese bioweapons will only work on white people.

Alec

“I made juneteenth a federal holiday, therefore you cant call me racist” -donald trump probably Guys, we have to celebrate juneteenth because it’s the holiday created by none other than donald trump. He invented it.

Post Void

Is it outlandish to think that they just paid extra to fake their deaths?

TubiRocks

Cool, I got to see Chapo and Ray Davies at the Corona.

Demented Avenger

There needs to be a Mayor of Gor book. "Rudy regarded his slave girl Dunphy. She was incredibly beautiful. She lay before him, writhing muchly on the furs. 'Be Rudy's slut,' said Rudy. 'You're my bitch. I'm gonna get my cock in there.' "Dunphy nodded. 'Yes, Master,' she said, and got on all fours and crawled turgidly towards Rudy."

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Big pharma cucking hard.

Demented Avenger

Never before has mayoral testimony dared to be so explicit: “Show me your nuts!”

TangiePower

Do a bonus series with Trillbillies!

Gabipentin

"wear your skirt, idiot" came immediately

Of course

To make it extra special, he'd have to be shot in a hotel kitchen, stagger out to his convertible with his screaming wife in the passenger seat, start driving slowly, making an 11mph L-shape turn, have his head blown off in a triangulated attack from two high rises and a storm drain, as he slumped over the wheel, and the car sped off a pier, sinking into the water, drowning his wife.

Of course

Has anyone else thought the titanic richies staged a death to avoid taxes, business problems, do insurance fraud?

gotdaMN

feasible but more likely they just did something dumb

Chris T

We need an episode where Felix goes off on “modern day Magellan,” tech-vampire, Bryan Johnson.

Emily Hines

I can understand Felix being confused by the "tell me what to wear to work" thing but the answer is just to forbid her to wear panties

Jaime Christley

I wasn't sure I liked The Counselor when I saw it the first time, but the DC is great - and even if only for the scene about diamonds with Bruno Ganz, it'd still be a keeper.

NYCM&AHole

Elon is working on it

etienne

she needs a reddit guy and hooked with a twitter user. this is the Madame Bovary of our times

Isaac

writing that down...

Isaac

The best bit from the Rudy recordings were when he said he liked getting sucked off by his assistant while he was on the phone with Trump because it made him feel like Bill Clinton.

Besand

I was born in a tiki bar in FL

izi

Wow now i know why the joan of arc hallucination i had the other day spoke with an indian accent

Michael

So marrying his own cousin is no longer incestuous enough for Rudy Giuliani...

Claire Casey

I think Rudy is legit my dream TAFS guest

J.P. McD.

Yea I didn’t love it but then read the screenplay (released as a book) and watched DC multiple times

Tom

My favorite moment from watching that american guy who scams the indian scammers: One time he had this scammer on the phone for 9 hours pretending to be an old lady. The guy is being an absolute scumbag for 9 hours trying to scam an old lady out of her life savings. He's able to get control of the scammers computer and threatens to delete all of his files. The scammer pleads with the guy saying he will kill himself if he does that and the american guy gets really angry and starts yelling at the indian scammer about how he crossed a line. You NEVER joke about suicide.

etienne

you might want to consider deleting that one dog

Matthew Dunn

Good episode overall. Felix needs to do some more tv series episodes. Curious to hear his opinion on Succession and White Lotus.

etienne

the fake death conspiracy theory is fun and attractive but it fails occams razor hard and fast. you're telling me that 5 guy coincidentally had a need to vanish at the same time for financial and legal reasons and decided to go at it in a hugely high profile slapstick accident instead of just like getting pretend lost at sea on a yacht and get picked up by a wetwork team and reported missing later in like the trade press? you have to remember that we live in the same timeline where the Nissan CEO hired ex navy seals to smuggle him out of Japan in a suitcase into Jordan so he could skip corruption charges. rich guys don't need a DIY submarine to vanish

Tim O'

Win a Stanley Cup and they'll think about it

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Porquoi pas les deux? 5 guys did coincidentally have a need to fly at the same time, and they, out of stupidity, chose to do it in a way that could only end in them getting hamburgered

Ennis

Felix kitboga fan?????????

Shiv

dirigible

Shiv

poor Cheryl :(

Simon

classic matt rant from 30:00 (ish) to 32:20

Me

in the early ‘00s in North Carolina Winstons were like a $1.45 per pack

Barnabas

Rfk sockpuppet confirmed

syd

I'm hoping that after Movie Mindset that's the next miniseries

Will Elliot

Chet Hanks and Adam Friedland linked up, need it or keep it?

James Aydelotte

I’m gonna go eminent domain on the tush

foxy

As a slut, I fully support Rudy

Kinetics Video

Going full throated R-slur to smack down a hopeless primary challenger, then a stream of self-righteous, humorless bitching about how some marginal political faction is dumb, in an age of full-spectrum wall-to-wall idiocy in all facets of political life. New standard for lazy filth, fellas, congrats.

ttypes

Which political faction are you talking about?

ttypes

It was a great joke. I could almost believe it if it wasn't for the poor 19-year-old who got dragged along. I don't see how someone that age could be convinced to fake their own death and abandon their entire social world and identity

ttypes

Thanks for the context. Lots of great people lose their minds

S

Ron Discariot

BTULTRA

the bee hive is for Beyoncé , c’mon man it’s in the name

Kinetics Video

It's a pretty scattershot attack, which to me makes the self-righteousness worse. Seems like Will has his rich boy podcaster diaper full about Jimmy Dore again, but who knows. Who do you think they're going on a tirade about giving them "homework?"

Crashh

Anybody who protests vocabulary then conjures imagery of feces has gone full-retard.

fugitivedocument

I’m waiting for the get swole w Felix series- improve your deads in 30 days and curl refrigerators.

Torque LaSoftball

Old men who are that roided/ripped automatically earn my distrust. You’re supposed to be doughy and spending time with your grandkids, man. Buying them snacks and taking them to natural history museums. I’m already sick of old people making up the entire political power structure. An old person with CTE and roid rage? Count me out, man.

saaffie

Yeah, I think I'm out. Chapo has been rather pathetic post the primaries and pretty reactionary. What a pity. Well, it was good while it lasted. Will miss movie mindset. Oh well, tant pis.

Axel H.

This episode filtered out the most obnoxious RFK Jr fans, and I’m fine with that.

YukiNukem64x

Having not paid too much attention to US politics recently, I thought support for RFK was just an Alex Jones thing. Have the Q folk jumped onto him or they still rooting for JFK Jr?

Shauna Seroquel

All of us will miss you soooooo much! Thank you so much for updating us with this tragedy that will surely affect us! Keep up with your bravery, it must be so hard for you!

Eric G

Great job! I admire your resolve!