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748 - Slave Stealers, LLC (7/11/23) (Patreon)

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2023-07-11 19:47:10
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2023-07-11 19:48:12
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Our review of the feel-good sleeper indie hit of the summer, Astroid Cit- no, it's the new Jim Caviezel-starring anti-trafficking movie “The Sound of Freedom”

Tickets for our live shows in BOTH Montreal and Toronto available here at https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live

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Laurel

Thank you!!

Drew McGill

I was praying you’d do one for this!

Back Flip Bet

Jim caviezel was so q pilled Steve bannon had to change the subject lol

Jackson Ehlert

Omg my last hour of work can now be enjoyable, thank you my loves

Nolan

You merely just dipped a toe in the soda, I lived among the soda drinkers, learning their ways. I am Dances with Cola.

Flesh Colored Subaru

You couldnt make me watch Asteroid City if you put a fucking gun to my head

Justin

it's really good, tho

Anthony C

Heard about this movie this morning and I went “this is Chapo movie mindset” written all over it, and lo and behold.

WillyGetSilly

So glad you guys covered this. I thought i was losing my mind getting ads for a Utah-mormon funded Qanon movie and no one was talking about it. Also, I’m gay.

The Etymology of Nonsense

I hope that this episode doesn't piss me off so bad on the airplane that I start saving all the kids on the plane

Zach H.

Gotta love the Fundamentalist Q Anon-verse creating a parallel Hollywood that will end up being prosecuted for child abuse on an accelerated schedule

Beehive Fucker

The Sound of Freedom? more like The Sound of Slop Hitting My Trough!!! (because I'm a little piggy yum yum)

No

Asteroid City is a movie about getting pussy during quarantine

Gavin Anderson

My Mormon parents won't shut up about this movie. Also Tim Ballard coached my brothers basketball team. He sucks haha

TugNuggins

MR CHAPO, YOU ARE LATE. I SHALL NOT. HAVE IT

Julie Baxter

My my my my, Mitchell. Mitchell!

Kenneth Smith

This is such a “we’re so fucking back” episode of chapo im soyfacing and I only got through the intro.

DoctorShields

That intro from Christopher Nolan’s unreleased The Batman: The Sound of Freedom was 🔥

Erik

The whole penis mutilation segment was easier to listen to than the first 30 seconds

Thom

20 years ago I was a low level theater manager. Good to know the customers haven't changed at all. Worthless hogs, all of them

Jackson

I genuinely hope Felix is doing a bit where he is doing increasingly noisy things on mic to fuck with everyone who always complains about him vaping

E Joseph Weixel

If there's anything I hate more than a Mormon missionary is two Mormon missionaries.

T

This episode is too late and I already did the dishes. Now I'm going to have to eat a lot of food real quick so I can wash more dishes.

Bud Light

The most cursed intro of all time.

Demented Avenger

The ticket buying stuff sounds like the Scientologists who tried pushing free Battlefield Earth tickets to me and my then-girlfriend, except there's like 20,000 Scientologists, half of whom are in Hollywood or Clearwater, while there are like 50,000,000 MAGA diehards.

Daniel

So glad that you guys covered this. I thought WillyGetSilly was losing his mind, also, he's gay, respectfully.

b-rar

It's cool how "preventing child sex trafficking" is the perfect cover story for purchasing children for the purposes of sex trafficking

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

What if I told you ScarJo spreads her ass open and you can see the bottom of her pussy lips too

Michael S. Judge

[Rick Ross voice] Bad Dad Contest, you in first place

Gagortion

who got the jokes?

Axel H.

America’s most famous Romansh = Gore Vidal

Krista Sion

My increasingly conservative/Qanon friend just asked me to see this with her and I don’t know how to get out of it without letting on that I am very familiar with OUR 😭

Maouriceltic

This sounds like the ultimate-in we hate movies parlance-uncles in the audience movie

Adrienne Suydam

UK: daily tea 🫖, Black Twitter: spill the tea ☕️, Chapo: decanting the tea 🍵 Eliza Blue was extraordinarily transparent.

Jaime Christley

"Evil MILFs" Sounds like someone's soft-launching a pitch deck for the next Chapo movie!

Houthi & the Blowfish

Love when my Employee Appreciation Day event from my boss is a ticket to a child trafficking movie

Alejandro Pepsi

"I smell something stinky, and I think it's shit!"

Luke Haessler

I saw that the critical drinker was promoting this and I knew it’d be shit

casey

Thanks Chris

Cunchwap Supeme

I hope felix's next weird hyperfixation becomes warhammer 40k, I think thatd be a good podcast arc

Jon

Matt coming in with his most contemporary music reference yet with OAR

Jaime Christley

Bill Camp has a long track record of being the only form of life in a movie

JC

bro my dad called me and told me about this movie while i was listening to this. is my dad qanon??

Jaime Christley

Birdman, 12 Years a Slave, Molly's Game, Compliance Dark Waters is good (underrated imo) yet Camp is still the MVP.

ttypes

With propaganda like this hitting American theaters I am begging for Matt to do an in-depth miniseries on the history of blood libel

Okie From Muskogee

I highly recommend the QAA podcast episode "Enter the Cavortex" about Jim Caveziel. Pretty sure it's one of their free episodes. You will never say anything positive about Caveziel or his acting abilities ever again. Crazy stuff.

William

The no ac lady poses a great conundrum; bad politics, but excellent tits

Okie From Muskogee

I feel your pain. Had a really close friend go through the same bizarre transition recently. Couldn't deal with it anymore after a couple years. Save yourself the time and headache and cut the cord now.

Gubriel

My mom grew up in Clearwater and it was always strange to go back there with her, she would reminisce about her town before a cult bought everything

Gubriel

I tried to level with an old friend like I see where you're coming from with distrust of elites, with a sense that something wrong is happening, but I just can't do it with the sci Fi elements. But for him, that was a non negotiable part of how he sees the world now.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Ma’am it looks like you have a speck of shit on your upper lip.

Lorin Kinney

Excellent use of “hoopleheads”

K H

On today's Child flippers we have a lovely classic New England beach kid. A little worn down and showing signs of age at nearly 15, but with some updated eyeshadow and nail paint Jim thinks he can get this precious child of god looking good as new. Meanwhile the Sicko brothers have their work cut out for them with Greensboro runaway.

T.A. Martin

This is like the Kelvin and Keef subplot in The Righteous Gemstones where they're buying out sex stores to keep them from selling smut.

Chase Wall

I worked at a movie theater and the ACs in the auditoriums broke constantly. Funny enough, I actually ran into the inverse of that lady when a (white) guy accused us of being racist for cancelling a showing of Selma because of HVAC issues.

Doug Cartel

if a swiss guy ever says "servus" to you, just shout CAESAR DIED 2000 YEARS AGO GET OVER IT even if you're in public

LankyShooter

I laughed but mainly because grand forks, nd is a funny place

james

The boys have come along way since the Epstein days huh

LankyShooter

Excellent timing for Matt’s rewatching of deadwood.

Tim Mullen

Anyone have any book recs on Iran-Contra?

Alec

Have you considered dropshipping kids? You can open a storefront in brooklyn next to the guys who sell the dropshipped scooters

Alec

The director’s last name monteverde, is also coincidentally one of the best italian restaurants in chicago’s loop. You need a reservation, potentially weeks in advance.

Michael Landreth

It’s a reenactment of Virgil’s original pitch to the boys for a joint Chapo OnlyFans.

shiloh

huh sounds like these guys are pretty pro human trafficking

Joe

Just found out this movie existed: wondered to myself, "is this going to be a Chapo movie night soon"? My boys never disappoint.

Warbs

12 years a slave stealer

oats

Another amazing ep fellas

skurafn

if you mention any negative opinion of this movie online you will be called a pro-human trafficking pedophile

jfk truther

THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS MOVIE it’s like travoltas horrific gotti movie

CT

Nailed it

Wawaweewa

Monteverde academy (FL) has one of the country’s best high school basketball teams

Paul F. Holzfäller

Don’t let them mess with your sigma grindset, king. Those children aren’t going to flip themselves.

Paul F. Holzfäller

It’s called flipping kids and it’s a legit side hustle. You can take that “holier than thou” attitude elsewhere. I’m gonna be over here stacking paper.

Kerri

As someone with tits I don't know how you can make an accurate assessment unless braless

Zach Pierce

“The movie Twitter recommends to you Three Thousand Times a Day” -The Post Millenial

Gagortion

lolll do you remember the episode?

Mitch H.

I didn't do nothing guys

Cale

Love a good MITCHELL! Reference

Bella DeBall

Heaven only knows how many kids these christian people stole out of Vietnam during Operation Babylift.

aidn

the rxknephew bit in here got me - i love seeing him mentioned, true genius

J Vladcliff

Really enjoy your movie reviews, we need more movie mind set

C. Andrew

Maybe HVAC engineers can bridge the class and cultural divide. They are the thin icy line between you and certain discomfort. They will recalibrate your condenser coils after the Pedophile Cabal puts a unit with too many BTUs and runs improper ducting through your home because you thought you could do it yourself. And, they're union. A true hero. As always, thank you Mr. Chapo for your service.

Shawn_Barbaro

Omg I knew you guys were gonna review this one!

C. Andrew

YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. CHAPO.

C. Andrew

Wow cringe sounds like someone is against the free market.

Ian H

Or Operation Peter Pan in Cuba, or the evangelical adoption networks in Guatemala that got so rapacious that Mayan campesinos started lynching aid workers just on suspicion of being American adoption agents.

C. Andrew

It's 2024. Election stuff is getting annoying and boring. Felix needs enrichment and blesses us the listener with a 10 minute diversion about Rogal Dorn.

Jaime Christley

They smile in your face / all the time they want to steal your slaves Slave stealers (Slave stealers!)

Jon

*Solemnly looks up from clipboard* "I'm afraid it's most likely evangelicalism."

Shreddie

mans decanting tea now that’s fire

ZombiePelican

My gf works on this billionaire's yacht as a gig and her boss bought out an entire theater just to make them watch this, no cap

shiloh

i’m not a psychic, but the billionaire’s been doing some kid flipping for sure

Paul F. Holzfäller

Any particular hogs stand out in your memory? Just curious as to what kind of stinking beasts you had to deal with.

I am become reply guy

So his character in Deja Vu was just him without a sub dog level iq

James Phipps

I didn’t get this reference. Can you explain?

I am become reply guy

The subtext of ‘we only rescue them after they’ve been abused’ is that the kids are ruined so it doesn’t really count

King Suck

Who up decanting they tea smash like

Julie Baxter

It's from MST3K's "Mitchell." Someone put a link to it in the comments if you want to check it out.

Sifl

It is fun to bust on these movies, but it is also frightening how effective this stuff is as a political propaganda tool. The Qanon founders, Ron and Jim Watkins, very much believed in using a form of warfare psyops for political purposes because they saw an existential battle with socialism that had to be won at any cost. My sister in law used to be a PNW lefty with a collection of crystals to boot. She is now drawn into the Q crowd thanks to anti-vaxxers. She saw this movie and is now reposting stuff about oil barrels full of toddler body parts selling on the black market for $77k a barrel to make adrenachrome.

William Banks

Two podworlds collide -- Chapo meets post-Mormonism. The above link provides everything anyone could want to know about Ballard and his fundraising mill.

Zach Pierce

Kiddie Flipping On a String

Adam Bojak

Two years ago, a film crew came to Buffalo to make a movie using all our cool local architecture as a stand-in for NYC, and I was selected to be an extra. After two years, they finally put out a trailer for the finished product, and it looks AWFUL. I barely even want to go see it, because I'm not sure it's worth sitting through this movie to see myself on the big screen. The director of that movie? You guessed it: Alejandro Monteverde. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S9IcBPefw

Juan Gonzalez

Sounds like the missing part of a revolution is ac

Kvvvy

Was kinda hoping someone would explain the shit at the end. I did not get it

Michelle

I also worked at a theater in the late 90s and can attest to the weirdos. We had a guy who was missing an arm, had an odd and rare skin condition, and honestly lived in a junkyard - he would come in weekly for a matinee and blow up the men’s room.

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

"Kid flipping" sounds like taking adrenochrome and cocaine at the same time. So... l'm gonna guess you're right on that one.

Thom

the one that I still think about is a guy on opening day, where I worked about 20 hours. This fat guy holding a large buttered popcorn came to me and said just flatly "I wanna speak to the manager." I deal with a slight speech impediment and said "I'm a-a-a manager" then he said "well I want to speak to a-a-a THE manger." I just walked away but in hindsight I have vivid plans for how I should've murdered him.

Thom

I hated how working in that job almost made me hate movies. Movies should be a communal experience.

vermouth

you better not be lying to me bro

K H

Son. You're a Slave Stealer. Your training must begin immediately.

K H

Have you seen the clips of Alex Jones as part of various factions?

Paul F. Holzfäller

I’m guessing that fat piece of shit had something to say about the large popcorn not being large enough or something similar. No need to murder the man. I’m sure all the butter flavored oil he’s consumed over the years has done the job.

Paul F. Holzfäller

A weekly bio weapon deployment from a single guy? I’m equally horrified and impressed. Clean up must have been nightmarish.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I had to have a gander at the comment section of his “I recommend” video. Goddamn hilarious.

Stolzie

The most-trafficked group of people in and to the U.S. are undocumented economic and climate-refugee migrants aka “illegals” in asshole-speech. The Republicon obsession with “groomers” bla bla is the only way they can possibly feel virtuous, because their entire platform is “more money for rich people, fuck everybody else.”

Dan

Re: The movie being dull, that is the Mormon house style. Anyone else watch anything from Feature Films for Families?

Coyotes

"If you know these jokes you know us personally"

Isaac

I didn't get 90% of the jokes at the very end but it was nice hearing the boys all wheeze laughing together.

N

I was thinking about that QAA episode the whole time I was listening to this haha

Mangomoosh

Shat on my self at the stanky swank house

buttface

Guess this is a podcast about shitty movies now.

Thom

to be clear, this was 20 years ago and though I'm not "mad" about it anymore, that (and others) incident went to inform how I treat retail and hospitality workers. I give shit to people who give them a hard time, since I'm in a position where I can.

steaktipman

That bit at the end sounded vaguely familiar. Like, Lana Del Raytheon type lore

Jimmy McMillan

If you want to hear about Jim caviezel being a pain to work with you should listen the to Q-anon anonymous pod were they explain Jim Caviezel to Dave Anthony. It's won of the best podcasts episodes of all time

Ian H

Yeah also all the trafficked children, often intentionally separated from their parents, are cleaning slaughterhouses in Iowa or making Kia parts in Alabama. Which the political project this movie supports thinks is good, and is actively legalizing,

THEKILLERWHALE

It's funny that idiot crystal people were latent fascists the entire time. I normally hate to see anyone take that road, but if you had to choose one group of people...

THEKILLERWHALE

Ding, ding, ding. Simple and accurate.

etienne

literally the first chapo episode was about a trash movie

Flesh Colored Subaru

The trailer was just a bunch of typewriters clack clack clacking at each other instead of dialogue

Jackson

Genuinely curious who they were talking about

Isaac

At moments like these I really miss the subreddit :/ if it was still around there would def be some weirdo who was in all the same twitter spaces as them and could explain it

Jackson

Movie episodes have been a regular feature of Chapo for the entirety of the show's existence

Jackson

Did they seriously not just start a new community? That's usually what happens, I've never checked but always assumed that reddit fans migrated *somewhere*

DotsTheHero

Seriously gotta wonder to what degree making the protagonist a "white hat pedophile" was an intentional design decision for selling this as a Qanon movie. Given how much of the Qanon devotees came off 8chan. I imagine a ton of them think of themselves as white hat pedophiles.

SH

Rethinking my subscription of like 6 years after the Nicole Kidman AMC promo slander. I WILL honk like a goose and clap my little seal flippers with delight each and every time, as is my right as an American. Because here…. They are

Steven-O

The number Grey Wolf episodes available in my podcast player is limited to only the past year. I don't think I changed anything in the player, but I would prefer to be able to access all episodes as is the case with the other feed

aarinsanity

I hope Mira Sorvino isn’t pilled now

Michael

Mira Sorvino was in a miniseries like 20 years ago called Human Trafficking... it all clicks

Teksi Crvenović

The crystal wook to casual fash pipeline is very real

Post Void

Looking back, one of the best recently. Two marks that were missed. Felix in passing at the very beginning mentioned how Tim Ballard has RFID chipped his kids like modern day dogs. That and also how he is most likely [legally I am saying this in sarcasm] a key member of the CNP, Council For National Policy.

ploob

Hmm.. HMMMM🤔