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We catch up on NYC mayor Eric Adams and his many increasingly complex and increasingly inexplicable lies. Then, we try to gaze inside the relatively leak-proof Biden White House to discern what, if anything, interesting is going on with the 46th president’s day-to-day life. Finally, and genuine Content Warning here, we look at the grisly, ineffective and stupid world of penis enhancement surgery.

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saintbeau

bro im getting my ass beat off in the Quote Threads!!!!

R K

love folks we don't slop our?

Declan Kennedy

penis enhancement surgery, we are so back

Dylan Gutridge

Mr. Menaker, I'm a Medford man, from Medford, Oregon. If I say it, I mean it. If I mean it, I'll swear to it: I hope to you lot in Portland again soon. I'll take that train as fast as it can take me up North no matter what company I run into.

Poppy Chulo

When I need to plump up I just use the hose of the vacuum cleaner. It sounds exactly like you think it would and smells like burnt plastic afterwards.

Roy

my penis is unenhanced

Dylan Gutridge

Actually, if you guys booked the Craterian or the Holly (if they ever open it), you'd probably draw the San Francisco, Eugene and Portland crowd. Medford might be a HOT TICKET folks.

J.P. McD.

New episode posts as I’m listening to the last one, oink oink oink

Alexandr

Good use of a bolt-action rifle shot circa 3:30. Good on ya, Chris!

catsjvk

Midwestern slob reporting

Ozzie

Penuma numa

Faib Dao

Me too, if you don’t count dick pills.

Negative Affirmations

wtf. wtf. wtf. wtaf. god I wish i could go back and unhear what i just heard.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Fuck those cock sucking narcs at American Airlines. The fact that a cop even showed up for that bullshit is embarrassing.

Faib Dao

Has to be in the running for worst airport in America.

Jaime Christley

Carmina Burana Penuma I don't know what this is

K H

Penis enhancement? Enhance my balls! Please!

K H

It's crazy how if you follow the show, you can form a sense of how insane Felix actually is. Only slightly less mentally ill than Nick of cumtown fame.

Madeline

Banger episode, the boys are on a hot streak Also, as someone that is doing the best to get rid of her dick, that reading series was still one of the most horrifying things I've ever heard.

K H

Yea...your dick shouldn't have corners. If your implant got corners that will be a problem.

Jack Sherman

I've never been so happy to have an average penis

T

I'm Gay and My Dick Is Small: The Article

Joey Fazzoli

The extra sound effects in this one got me giggling and clapping

Joe

Thank you boys for destroying all my big-dick dreams. I’ll be back to betray the revolution later.

Gulb

It’s pronounced like dolly’s you pricks. And the kind with peanut butter in them are delicious.

BigBoto

Can I get a timestamp for the penis mutilation shit so I can tap out beforehand? Thanks guys, love ya!

mrakobesiye

This must be like the male version of reading about obstetric fistulas

Last Years Man

I've never felt so awkward for liking salt water taffy

J Gib

NASTY ASS EP THANKS 👍

David Andrews

The appointment of Abrams is highly discrediting for the Biden administration.

Last Years Man

It protruded and produced holes.......

etienne

[to the tune of "You Suffer" by Napalm Death] My Penis Is Small

William

In a nod to Covid

William

Orange Gatorade is never acceptable

THEKILLERWHALE

That airport / cab ride story reminded me to never set foot in America again. Watching an anime while driving?

Steven Frick

Cronenberg level body horror

raychilldolezal

Chapo boys minds too small to appreciate the culinary beauty of salt water taffy. Sad

b-rar

I came

natalie b.

Damn good ep but was hoping for some threadcourse

South Dakota Department of Propaganda

I just recovered from major surgery and Orange Gatorade is still not ok. Oh, and thanks for the week of body horror nightmares I will inevitably have from this episode.

Tim O'

Don't have the stomach for dick trauma on my Friday morning, but nice first 40ish minutes 👍

J Vladcliff

I would rather spend 15 to 20k on a home down payment

Scrub_Club_is_Life

I appreciate the "bro care" moment/part. men out here be depressed. love you guys

Alex Brooks

Great episode… …and also, you couldn’t pay me to listen to the last 30 minutes again.

D.O.D

and yet unposted, I can't help but notice

D.O.D

or symphysiotomy

D.O.D

it's a good track but I wouldnt say theres a tune

D.O.D

you can just pay 14k to turn your dick into taffy

J. A.

That landlord press conference of his made me more mad at a politicians than I've been in quite a while

Bryan Jennings

I don't think I've ever heard Matt sound more deeply unhappy and disturbed.

Jennifer Reft

This same topic was covered by ProPublica-in that piece they stated that most men who seek this procedure are “average” size. “What surgeons continually emphasized — the implanters with pride, the ex­planters with dismay — was that most of the men they were seeing had been of at least average size before going under the knife. (The photographic evidence men sent to me over text and e­mail supported this contention.) “Most don’t have anything physically wrong with them at all, so what they don’t need is vultures preying on them, which is almost always a disaster” https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants

Kryn Benski

39 minutes, through the end. (I immediately bailed, and scrolled through, to look for closing thoughts. Which are to advise against enlargement-aimed procedures 🤙)

HuffingGasInTheShed

Why does a dick implant have corners? Round that shit off

SF

Listening to the descriptions of everything that’s gone wrong with penis implants and the fact that docs are allowed to do them really just makes me think about how two different doctors told me I can’t get my tubes tied because “I’m too young to be able to make that permanent decision” (in my thirties)

Gary LaRocca

Christ, I am going to have nightmares or die laughing.

Golander

so we know it's clear this two man are fucking each other. BUT. You think the one fucks the other, yeah? But it is the other way around in the situation, the short angry one is the receiving man

ClownBabee24

I thought they were called the Wet Bandits in Home Alone

THEKILLERWHALE

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS ARTICLE!?! WHY AM I STILL LISTENING??? AGHHHHHHHH!

Squeet Deedle

The reveal that he had a 6.5 incher after all of that was like the end of a Saw sequel when they do the "we showed you all the clues" montage

Meatwad Cosby

Blueface Brandon and Dr Jillsean

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Current unfounded conspiracy theory: Biden is spending his down time, when they don't have him hopped up on ibogane and adrenochrome, skin-walking into Eric Adams.

Karl Childers

ok joe biden playing mario kart with his grandkids is genuinely adorable

DabPenisExtraordinaire

Had a friend who worked in the red hook terminal when he visited the refugee camp inside it a couple years ago, she told me he asked her to take a picture of him sleeping on one of the bunk beds. Laid down for 30 seconds TOPS. They later published the photo in the paper claiming he'd been sleeping "with the migrants overnight" lol

Scott Harding

Trigger warning please guys. Sweet Jesus.

Dan

I knew not to look up those things. I knew it but I did it anyway. JTFC

NovalisGuy

That was fucking terrible, buy a watch or something normal don’t mangle your meat

Jay

How many of these guys are terrified of trans people having "their genitals mutilated" while their own insecurity neuroses drive them to have their totally serviceable cocks turned into Hellraiser puzzle cubes for no reason. Real cock doctors are able to give a trans man a completely real cock made out of little bits and ends from their own body. (Did a scoonch of research and apparently there's a choice between a metoidioplasty --mostly clit, can get erect on its own but too small for penetration, or a phalloplasty--larger but needs additional implant for erection) Point is these cis men--driven by a 10-year-olds conception of body dysmorphia--will seek this bizarre form of BY DEFINITION gender affirming surgery and become a Tetsuo/Akira cyber-blob-baby but sure lets legislate trans rights away on the chance that 1% of them claim to regret the surgery.

Adam Perez

That was... Something I could have lived without hearing about for my entire life. I know how much I pay for member content. How much does it cost to unhear that Ep? Is there a reconstructive surgery of podcasting to fix this cured knowledge?

J

William....why?

Valerie

I can already tell from the comments this is going to be a banger epsiode before I even listen. Got my brain bleach in hand, let's do this.

drewb

"Git gud, mac"

Eddie Sanchez

Oh hell yeah, love Spy x Family. Hopefully this episode isn’t as awful as the comments are saying!

Ben H

Master P bit got me good. "Make 'em say AGHHHH!! MY PEANUS HORTS"

THEKILLERWHALE

"Finally, and genuine Content Warning here, we look at the grisly, ineffective and stupid world of penis enhancement surgery."

Tyler Sambucci

They were wet in the first one, in the second one they rebranded after Marv started using sticky gloves to steal spare change

BigBoto

A solid decade of CS:GO while listening to O&A will do that to a fella. Trust me; I know

Isaac Jones

I read that penis article last week and you missed the part where it says that the majority of men getting these surgeries have average to large penises. It is a pure neurosis here. Also Will, I was similarly trapped at an airport just last week, in my case attempting to fly from New York back to Wisconsin, but my resolution was much more difficult and involved taking grayhound buses from Newark to Toledo over a 2 day period and missing 2 days of work. Glad you were able to get that shit resolved, it's a miserable experience

carl

I hugged my penis after this ep

BTULTRA

best episode title drop yet boys

Some.nerd

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

B2B Commuter

Will calling midwesterns slobs reminds me of when Tony calls people fat on the Sopranos.

Kyle Smyth

And-my-balls-are-too-small-too

Chris

The last 20 minutes of this episode were pure torture, thanks

Jarrod Noah

Cumtown already covered the Micropenis debacle

T

They've sung many songs about it, even.

Alec

That’s funny, there’s only a first half of an episode here. Too bad the last half of the episode doesn’t exist and was never recorded

Negative Affirmations

You have no idea how lucky you are. I wish you and your untainted mind all the best, but it's too late for me.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Marv changed their name to the sticky bandits in Home Alone 2. I’m almost ashamed I know this little sliver of movie trivia.

Andrew Griffin

If you want to see how brain damaged you’d have to be to want a penuma, check out the heavily astroturfed (by the docs and socials teams) subreddit r/penuma

Mike Mariano

Well I’m convinced. No Penuma for me; I’m going with Charles Dance’s gas-powered robopenis from Space Truckers.

Robert Aitken

got told the same for a vasectomy

Robert Aitken

it’s wild that there’s more than one way to build a penis but they still don’t have a reliable way to make an existing one bigger

Ian Michael

Salt Water taffy delicious. Another garbage take from the chapo boys. Do better.

SF

Wild, one of mine told me he wouldn’t give me the procedure because I wasn’t old enough but said my boyfriend (who is a year younger than I am, though still in his thirties) should have no problem getting a sign off from a urologist. I was like DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF SIR

Karl Childers

its fine. makes me nostalgic for the jersey shore.

Luke Bacon

Bunch of weak minds in the comments down here. Embrace the pain. I’m booking my surgery today

Kamran Husain

i threwed up and cried what the fuck guys

Matthew Black

“When we said you needed CBT this wasn’t what we meant! “(rim shot, clown horn)

Ian H

Yeah that one guy's former 6.5" length put him in like the 90th percentile of American men. These guys have an anorexia-level disordered relationship to their own bodies.

Max

Stavvy should have been on this one

Andrew M

"hmmm lets see....doctor i'll take the troma movie prop, please. extra melted."

Arid

On big balls; a lot of gay guys love huge nuts. Ask me how I know. Fat fucking nuts are great

aarinsanity

It’s eps like these that make me grateful for the equipment i have

aarinsanity

I love me some low hangers

jfk truther

not trusting the secret service is the only smart thing ole joe byron does

I am become reply guy

I threw mine over my shoulder and comforted it like a small child

Doug Cartel

Hold on, so even white people are getting cuffed by the cops for raiding abandoned stores? Dang

Jose Mendoza

This ep hits real close to home. I had to get a surgery on my junk because of health. Long story and it’s a painful memory, but part of the surgery involved removing scrotal tissue and grafting it to the shaft after removing scar tissue that was almost keeping me from urinating and could cut off circulation to the head of my penis. It was like getting a second circumcision with extra ball torture and needed a revision a year later to remove extra skin. Sensitivity is basically nonexistent but erections are still fine and cutting the ligament did add to the length by about two inches. It was like carrying two oversized grapefruits for three to four weeks afterwards and recovery took almost 4 months before I could engage in intercourse again. If i didn’t have the procedure I could have died due to kidney failure and blood poisoning. I wouldn’t have done it if it wasn’t medically necessary though. Sorry if this is overly personal and it is funny when I tell the story, for the most part. Don’t get a surgery on your dick if it isn’t medically necessary. You’re fine the way you are and a lover won’t care if they actually care about you. It just isn’t worth it to boost your ego.

Timothy Williams

Obama used U2's City of Blinding Lights at some events-- also narcissism (O you look so beautiful tonight) as well as Xer-ism or whatever

etienne

and yet they completely mastered the craft of fake tits. if you ask me this is blatant misandry of the part of the medical establishment and no one will talk about it

Joe’s fat head

I regret my past mockery of trigger warnings.

🤷🏼‍♀️

Just hd similar issues in Chicago and Lake related experiences lmao

steveL

INTERPOL BULLETIN: An arrest warrant has been issued to William “el Chapo” Menaker for excessively gross podcast topics.

THEKILLERWHALE

Yeah, a bit of egg on my face with that one. But I could have pressed stop at any moment and for some reason ... just didn't?

Erik

Here be top notch body horror, says I

Erik

Felix is such a sweet, pure soul 💛

Michael

That content warning in the description was really no joke. But seriously, I think that segment might have given Christman PTSD.

Zach Pierce

Fuck me im Irish….. And I’ve got a schlong implant!

Zach Pierce

And Garden City/Myrtle Beach!

Zach Pierce

Make ‘em say uhhh my na na nads

Zach Pierce

Make ‘em say uhhh my na na nads

mrakobesiye

No one commenting on the outpatient recovery in a motel 6 like the eye transplant in minority report !!??

John Tobias

Great ep. won't be relistening

Emma Vickery

lol wait til these guys discover phalloplasty and vaginoplasty

Emma Vickery

both surgeries are medically unsubstantiated of EXTREMELY dubious safety … phalloplasty takes 5 surgeries with no revisions, and no scrotum. to pee standing up requires urethral lengthening, and a large percentage of patients end up without sensation, urinary continence, or the ability to maintain an erection also even a phalloplasty made of tissue from the arm or leg uses multiple implants - one for erections and another for the scrotum

Folks,,

“Doctor Frankensteins normal guy” was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a very long time.

Marcus

Penile enlargement under capitalism is futile. Communism is the only way to enlarge penises.

Adam

that whole article was exclusively about flaccid dick size, not even erect. Who cares about flaccid length?

Karl Childers

the radical left wants everyone to have the exact same penis

Chris

I don't need big govt making my dick longer, one day I'll be a big businessman and it'll grow on its own!

Demented Avenger

This episode was worse than watching the Bobbitt trial

coridactyl

Micropenis having cis men 🤝 trans men ❌ whatever the fuck this is

No

5'8 fat thighs with a 4x4 hose

Snail K

i wanna go back in time to ancient greece and shit when smaller genitals were considered more attractive and tell them about this

Fat Cobra

All I can think about is Fred Willard in "Waiting For Guffmen" and his penis reduction surgery

Nicole S

woo go men lol

MKatieUltra

510(k) clearance devices (called “me too” oddly enough) have caused some horrors, there’s a documentary about it called The Bleeding Edge. As in meshes that get incorporated in someone’s body that can’t be removed or cobalt chrome positioning from metal on metal joint replacements.

Bridgete Walker

In a state (Wisconsin) where I have seen someone over served at an airport to the point where they shit themselves....there is no set of actual rules, and maybe an unlocked bar fridge is just an open invitation

Josh Tarpley

I could DESTROY joe biden at mario kart

Chubby Justin

Micropenis mentioned !! 🎈🎉

Brian Williams

Jesus Christ! Did we all lose a bet?

Golander

god bless you sir;

Gordon Schmidt

A few years ago I got super paranoid about this mole on the head of my penis (ladies, it's not lumpy or anything and it's very tastefully placed) so I went to a dermatologist. He sat me down and tried to tell me that even if I had surgery to remove the mole it would leave a visible scar- and I was like, oh, I don't want it removed, I'm not insecure about this! I'm trying to *avoid* penis surgery here. The other doctor he brought in to take a look got it though, he was like "that's a relief, huh". Penis cancer doesn't sound fun. It was weird to think given how many men have serious insecurities about their penises, but until then it had genuinely never occurred to me that I might have a problem with the mole on my member. That's just the way it always was, I didn't have some sort of alternative penis I could compare it to. At the end of the day, it's what I got, and I'm happy with it.

Chubby Justin

Cut ut off. Grows back thicker just like facial hair

Chubby Justin

A few years of cock pushups and creatine shakes will get you another inch or two

Evan Hayward

Crying laughing at that intro hahaha

Chubby Justin

The far more common/conventional penile enlargement method involves transplanting cadaver tissue. That's why I'm an organ donor. I may die, but my dick will live on.

Kyle Martin

Preach it Matt. Hunts ketchup is the symbol of a fallen world

Karl Childers

you got one of the old inflatable pump style they were talking about? nice

Graham Hakala

I had to take several breaks during that last part

Poppy Chulo

The penis thing didn't phase me. I work around gore, I've seen enough ball skin from vaginoplasties to make a body suit. One time a chunk of segmented penis ended up coming into the decontamination area and I threw it away. It felt like a big piece of calamari or octopus. IF the surgeons from that center ever got sent to the Hague to be put on trial for crimes against humanity I wouldn't be surprised.

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Spy x Family is alright, tbh I mainly watch it because Yor is hot. Dub is ruff. You didn’t even get to hear Saori Hayami’s lovely voice.

DotsTheHero

Jesus that guy who had an entire cup of amber pus leak out of his dick. I couldn't even imagine.

fredbaroque

Felix, my brother. My comrade in ADHD. How many of our brethren have been looking down at their own dicks and catastrophizing about future sexual failures before even entering puberty? Yeah I think it's an ADHD thing: you think about the future and bam!, you're already there in your head. But it only works if you are worried [cry-laughing emoji].

Jimmy McMillan

I heard a lesbian stand up with a funny bit about guys with micro penises. The punch line was, 'I've got no penis... And I fuck like crazy'

Scot Forsythe

Red eyes, clenched teeth, can’t lose!

Kvvvy

Recently, I had surgery on my face that required wiring my jaw shut for a month. I thought I had it bad until I heard this

Ben

I had to stop listening to this lmao

Malik Chaney

spy family is perfectly fine and inoffensive, but yeah oof. Great ending theme though

Julie Baxter

Aside from having a micro-penis, seems there's something analogous here to paying for the privilege of imploding next to the Titanic.

Travis Linnemann

Eric Adams taking one straight from the Poppy playbook, with that dead cop bit. HW carried Edward Byrne's badge around in 88, like some kind of talisman.

Woke Batou

Dude had a full 6" too

LeZero

Prehogs?

LeZero

"I would do ANYTHING to be able to hurt a woman" still lives rent free in my head to this day

Jed Levin

I’m surprised that Cock News wasn’t given its own episode. There’s clearly a lot more to cover, but this was brave journalism.

Jed Levin

Yes! And those 5 people had already seen “Titanic.”

William Beamish

they'll say about you: "that guy got his whole body cut off but survived"

William Beamish

there's so many weird butcheries like this that people come up with. all this shit needs to be banned

Mike Mariano

That’s correct for the first movie but they rebrand in Home Alone 2. Wet to sticky is the natural progression, after all.

Phil Darovic

best episode ever. I've been listening since 2016. Do miss gorka tho

A Loon

Yah, I think those people would have a defense under the state constitution right to beer clause.

Tim Lyons

Imagine arguing with Joe Biden over text, waiting for him to tap out each letter with his pointer finger every three seconds

Stephen

Putting the Monster in ‘monster cock’

Jimmy McMillan

This is what equality looks like under capitalism. Sorry ladies but if you feel comfortable in your bodies it would devastate the economy. However, companies have learned that there's profit to be made by making guys feel like shit too

A

Primitive root penis enhancement surgery

concernedmom420

That Master P joke may literally be the funniest joke Will has made in like 6 months, an all-timer for sure

tanmantincan

Unsubscribing cause of the taffy take

C. Ries

Salt water taffy is good, may the boys all get botched penis surgery

K H

If only Epstein realized this he might have been a force for good.

K H

Tit size is fixed. I don't understand how you would even fuck with your dick stuck inside a silicone bun.

K H

Sounds horrible. Hope you're ok. May I offer you my promocode for a little something called Blue Chew

K H

Where did they say they were? Bumblefuck Michigan? Not a lot going on.

etienne

orgasm donor

Zachary Sloan

Will's airport story reminded me of the time I was almost arrested for trying to take some of my late grandpa's old WW2 bullets home on a flight back from NYC. Before going through the metal detector, I went up to a TSA person like "what should I do with these" and he just went "oh jeez, oh no" and so I was taken back and the police came, and I got a summons to return to NYC for a court date. I get on the plane, and suddenly I'm summoned back off the plane by the police guy I spoke to. He tells me "Good news! Because those bullets were inert, you don't have to return for a court date anymore!" I missed the flight because of this and fortunately was able to stay at my friend's apartment until another flight the next day.

etienne

dumbest people on earth: "yeah I tried taking a landmine back home on a commercial flight and the authorities gave me no end of trouble about it"

Zachary Sloan

I'm not complaining about it, it's just funny thinking back on it and wondering what I was even expecting to happen (this happened back in 2012). I think my mindset was "I'm doing the responsible thing by asking the authorities what to do, with these bullets, that, uh, I have brought into the airport"

Luke

I’ve never felt compelled to comment but I can’t let this slide. Saltwater taffy fucking rules.

realm lich

saltwater taffy is S tier, you all are goofin'

Nolan

You wouldn’t say shit about saltwater taffy to my face.

laserwilliams

Yeah, you don’t get to hear Shinzo Abe’s ghost whispering “please reproduce”

A M

Degrassi Knoll

Maybe they only got the green ones... Also spending my formative years vacationing in beautiful Wildwood I'm jaded.

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

Eric Adams petty lying habit is paving the way for Adam Friedland's future mayoral race.

Eli

i almost threw up during the last reading what is wrong with this

Jose Mendoza

If only I was as cool as Stav!

Degrassi Knoll

Penis talk almost made up for salt water taffy talk. UNSUB!

etienne

hey i have a waifu pfp too

Khemith

Had a neighbor kid who pronounced it that way. It drove everyone up the wall. I blame this on the Dutch.

Ahmed Razick

If we made a hip hop tier list. How much of a negative modifier is being a billionaire?

Shiv

Chapo coming thru on media analysis again—just realizing I forgot to read the dick chop shop article!

Shiv

pouring a sip out for 10-yr old Felix 😢

T

Slop's late

Frank

sslop time pls pls there's no hollyday this week so pls slop time

T

Monday was International Town Criers Day. Chapo has sunk to a new low. ACAB includes town criers.

Tristan Clark

Slop don't drop til the hogs start to hop

skurafn

jesus christ that first story -- why does everyone have such a stick up their ass?

Jaime Christley

I’m in charge of the episode this week, sorry 😞

Steeeeve

Im a chapo fan but I have so many friends and interesting things going on that I didn't even notice the ep was late

Steve D

Us men really will do anything other than go to therapy.

casey

Hey Chris just wanted to let you know I'm looking forward to the new episode, can you let me know when you post it?? Thabks

Bloggystyle

The implant segment elicited the most laughs since Will’s glimpse into the Donald’s inner debate about milk

etienne

Circling back to last week's meeting, can we touch base and get KPI estimates on the content update?

rough customer

is this like week 3 of late uploads cmon man

Evan Hayward

It is annoying when the drop is late, being that we all have horrible jobs and rely on this stuff, but it’s also so cringe to be lambasting them about it. Don’t turn on ya boys!

T

It's late because of a freak confluence of technical issues. Felix's alarm clock, Will's volcano vaporizer, Matt's self-assembled Ikea chair, and Chris's revolver from Phil Spector's estate sale all failed simultaneously.

Jessica Rios

Nailed it. But still, I need my Monday evening drop so I have it for my Tuesday morning hike. They are messing up my entire life.

john

stand steadfast, faithful hogs. the slop shall drop in due time

Nick

How am i supposed to do the dishes without my SLOP!

Jaime Christley

They've got cold feet about dropping the news that Matt Taibbi has been added to the show as the permanent 4th mic.

casey

Oh im bastin alright

Hector Jaime

Why didn’t they play the Trump moaning clip during the penis segment?

Tim

These champagne socialists and their maligning of the proletariat’s preferred sweet, salt water taffy.

Tim

I hope we all gave a collective “what” with the boys when the 6.5 inch was revealed

DC714

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE LAST 25 MINUTES!!

zach

all timer

Dustin Nelson

Nervous about that last segment because I was in an accident that destroyed my junk last month and they had to rebuild it in surgery. Waiting to see if it can recover but needing a prosthesis installed for basic function is a possibility. So pretty sensitive to that kind of thing, as bad as you think the pain sounds it's an even worse experience having that operated on, so idk why anyone would do so willingly outside of an emergency.

Dustin Nelson

That implant shit is scary like yeah make fun of the dude for wanting it for vanity but sometimes it's to repair serious damage

Dustin Nelson

You just go kinda numb, "when it is time the soul will leave the body, not always at death"

Dustin Nelson

I've had a dozen Priapisms this year that the doctors can't figure out, 5 ER trips and 2 emergency operations on it. They had to practically take it apart and sew it back together a few weeks ago and the pain is so indescribable, I get you. I hope it heals, I'm in the "wait and see" stages before they decide if I need more extreme treatments like you had but your story actually gives me some hope that it can heal.

Dustin Nelson

To hell with that, completely opposite problem here

Emily Hines

Re leaving money on the counter to pay for stuff: when this happened to Jack Reacher he said "go ahead, call the cops & tell them commerce has broken out in town"

dog stone

how's your wee guy doing man

Dustin Nelson

Healing better lately but its still miserably "in the way"/annoying a lot of days. Hopefully that continues to reduce back to normal

Reece Coren

the only man who can save the democratic party