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752 - Guy Stuff (7/24/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-25 02:30:04
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2026-06

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We’re talking normal guy stuff today, from embracing bronze age masculinity from a certain Pervert, to new perversions from a certain modern masculinity advocate. Also on the docket: Israel loses the Times editorial board, and Matt & Felix are held accountable for their deep state ties and banana crimes.

CANADA: Toronto is basically sold out, but tickets still available for the Montreal show on Sat. Aug 19. https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live

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etienne

dudesrock

HamDrawn

Oh wow just reloaded the page and here it is. My weekly slop

etienne

chapo comic cavalcade was one of you top episodes btw

Jack

Gay Stuff

SCB

At this rate, the average mainline Chapo episode is gonna be 9 minutes long by 2025

Satcomdaemon

Finally an ep that my wife won't want to listen to.

Maggie+Al

look critical support for SBF giving the people of Naru a just transition from being a refugee concerntration camp for australia.

Chubby Justin

This is the narrative premise of the latest shitty ghost recon title

Eckhart lol

looking forward to an in-depth Chapo UFO 🛸 take soon

Cumtickles

My favorite part of the episode was when Matt was giving Felix a sloppy blowjob and Will was watching the whole thing masturbating through the window

stop watcherman

Is it hard for you guys living in my phone

Michael

Do you think Rod Dreher would like Crowder's all male bible group?

Andrew Cross

you can’t purchase Nauru, it’s Australia’s refugee prison camp hellhole definitely not some Veet planning here

saintbeau

i watched oppenheimer and was cheering for the Bomb. barbie was too scary

Roy

These not-quite-an-hour-long episodes (three in a row!) are very triggering to me, make longer slop.

Anomalie

nice epic of gilgamesh insert

glenn mohre

Banana Question, fantastic Royal Trux track

Tmoney

Ran into a guy at a bar. Hands me his card. It’s regarding his movie podcast about film and their relation to psychological operations/manipulation. Listen to his new episode first and who would have guessed it, chapo and true anon are both deep state psy-ops. Also, a lot of shit about demons and how great orthodox Christianity is. It was the goddamnedest thing.

John Mertes

There’s always money in the banana stand

Paul F. Holzfäller

I can only imagine Crowder’s growing annoyance and frustration. He was making his rounds through the whole office and not one guy made any effort to suck his cock.

mrakobesiye

Pollard sold nuke secrets to apartheid South Africa. Not Russia

Julie Baxter

Yes, we have absolutely NO bananas, but plenty of dicks to suck. And where's my personal nuclear device, BIDEN???

October

Just ordered some Gros Michels, thanks guys.

Major bit me

Dopamine and serotonin about to pop off

Julie Baxter

Incidentally, just found out I'm being hollowed out by cancer so will be taking the whole world down with me out if that's okay with you boys.

Kerri

Sweet release

K H

I'm sorry, but if you support BANANAS you are a pedophile and a coward and will be executed by firing squad.

Declan Kennedy

one other notable thing about Nauru is that one of their major sources of income is torturing refugees on behalf of the Australian government, even now that the last person imprisoned there has been moved to mainland Australia they're still going to keep the refugee concentration camp open

K H

Seemed like y'all had a good time working with Crowder.

K H

They had a baby and the baby looked at me.

K H

I bet damn near everyone working there was from a gay conversion camp.

K H

I agree with Felix. You lift weights to prove a point. When you hit a new PR you say "I think I've made my point" and walk away.

Jon

Can’t believe we missed out on SBF’s effective altruism silo featuring Jaime Lannister

Chris Wade

I think there’s gonna be a bonus this week that takes total time we’ll over 2 hours.

Malik Chaney

@ the bret stevens article fucking imagine thinking ukranians don't center their identity around a sense of victimization lmaoooooo

Alexandr

Victimized by Russia so long that they were victims even when Russians were, too! (the Holodomor is entirely post-WWII Nazi sympathizer 'Ukrainian Nationalist' revisionism; the famine in question occurred to the Khazaks and RUSSIANS too)

Alexandr

Same, honestly

Nick Muscatiello

Are the chapos not aware of the recent island boys gay Onlyfans content?

Tim Mullen

Crowder turned down a 50 million dollar contract and followed that up with stories of him abusing his wife and getting a little too busy with the boys talk about a bag fumble smh

b-rar

The henley is the perfect garment and in the socialist paradise it will be mandatory when in public

Whucko Jaang

Phew glad your shows didn't flop Bananas are like the clones in star wars.

Doug Cartel

well fuck I was ready to defend bananas and then they blindsided me with that plantain shit for cop cars. I got nothing

b-rar

Mr. Roboto

THEKILLERWHALE

"It needs an urgent resupply of hard truths..." Never change, Thomas, never change.

Thom

instead of Novis Ordo Seclorum we want No Loads Ordo Refusecum

J.P. McD.

55 minute episodes are good you dumb piggies, they don’t need to be longer, shut the fuck up. You probably love 2h40m MCU movies too. Get another hobby and leave the lean Chapo treats alone.

Rafael

the "asthmatic 5% nation" line killed me, some real good riffs on this ep haha

Sir Kev The Perv

Just checked the Wikipedia page for Dry Bones. The word allegedly is gone from the criticism section.

Bety F

So what did you think about Barbie and Oppenheimer

etienne

Stack banana til the morning come Daylight come an me wan go home Come mr Commie man, tally me banana, Daylight come an me wan go home

Zakir KH

“Sauce Mirage” 10/10 episode

etienne

i could go without bananas easily but you take my coffee and i would become a litteral Contra. I would airhole nuns with a M240 myself if they dare communitize my coffee

Karl Childers

tbh if chapo ducks doing a barbie episode this will be an act of cowardice and an indictment of movie mindset

Karl Childers

oppenheimer and chris nolan can pound sand

Nolan

How are we going to do transgender prank (gone wrong) without bananas?

TugNuggins

Did they insert the epic of Gilgamesh 2/3rd of the ways in for?!

Saya Clarke

FINALLY I AM VINDICTATED! I knew this day would come. Bananas are really just overrated mush, mid at BEST and are not worth all the trouble for fuck’s sake.

Petrorenminbi

Online libs making fun of the banana discourse are asking “who do they think grows the bananas?” but not asking “who decides how many bananas are grown and for whose consumption?” Remember guys vote blue no matter who

LankyShooter

Thatsthejoke. Tucker or Crowder are a perfect fit

October

Blows the Cavendish right out of the water.

Karl Childers

i always figured potatoes would be better for this anyway

Doug Cartel

Ok how about this: Crowder is louder when his dick spits chowder. I think we can work with this

Sam

What kind of fucking freaks don’t like bananas?

Saga

I'm allergic to bananas and avocados - if we can get rid of the latter too I'm on board

Demented Avenger

Why care about Trump lawyers? They don't get paid. I like lawyers who get paid.

Demented Avenger

Steven Crowder is proof that the gay potion works

leonard

the ben wallace joke did not go unappreciated by me will ❤️

DFA

Are they saying JSON movies?

Eckhart lol

🐽 🛸 🐽 💫 🐽 thanks for reminding me about part 1. re-listening now, in light of new revelations

Keith Jackewicz

What’s amazing is that’s clearly a swipe at the IdPol people in the Dem camp that annoy him, as if politics would be much better if every minority coalition on the Left acted more like Ukrainians.

Keith Jackewicz

Bananas are “eh” on their own but absolutely necessary to smoothies, as well as a great topping for pancakes, waffles, crepes, etc.

Billiam

yeah fried bananas take about two minutes to make and are always a crowd pleaser

C. Andrew

Coke rations as a replacement.

C. Andrew

What a delicious morsel of content in my trough. Thank you Mr. Chapo.

C. Andrew

Will says "LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMB" and I'm here for it. I need a Davy Crockett for home defense. Oppenheimer is the new literally me guy, and I encourage guys to get together, hang out, and create nuclear devices in their garage for bonding and mental health reasons.

Scot Forsythe

I know right? Stalin does just not get enough credit!

brendan rivers

this comment is great, i hardly understand it, but it makes me feel cool. i love it. 10/10

Marc Wohlleban

I'm a rare and threaten tropical fruit grower in PHX. The commercial banana variety used widely around the world, Cavendish, is being ravaged by a plant disease. There is a strong possibility of losing the current banana as we know it not because of socialism but rather monoculture. #themoreyouknow

The Children of Jack Acid

This comment is particularly manly because it doesn't fall for any SJW lies. Nuclear devices are not special snowflakes. Every man should own one.

Ian

I'm embarrassed to say I did catch my 60 year old parents watching the Tate interview. First time they'd even heard of him. I tried to explain to them who Tate was/what he did and gave up when they told me his prosecution was a "Democrat conspiracy"... in Romania... No helping that level of brainworms.

etienne

if Banana is so good then why didn't they make Banana 2? should be about time by now..

Snooder87

I'll bet your parents watched Sound of Freedom and don't even see the irony.

Matelda

Hey fellas where can i get Hell of Presidents on a CD or something for my mom? Stitcher is going out of existence

VP Mike Pence

i would jerk off to howard stern interviews with nude scenes on youtube when i was 12 bc I was too scared to open pornhub on safari since i thought my mom would catch me. I didnt have a youtube account so i had to scavenge for non age restricted videos. it was tough

gold & green

Deeeeep cut with the Gilgamesh clip

Mitch H.

Matt was replaced by a replicant since at least episode 624.

Karl Childers

they said a three-stage thermonuclear device was going too far but i say why not four?

Gabipentin

Bananas foster the people

Fingerless

technically the Cavendish is banana 2. before that we had the Gros Michel, which is what gives us the trope of slippery banana peels and what artificial banana flavor is based off. it was eradicate because the monoculture made it susceptible to fungus blight, and we swapped Cavendish because it resisted that strain. Glad we learned from that incident.

Fingerless

basically half the nations of Oceania host some variety of ozzie gitmo

Shiv

Chris America’s sweetiepie for taking these questions, no offense to Hayley

Shiv

nominate: english cucumbers

Shiv

that’s what i heard 🫡

john

bananas make me tingly too but i power through just like donkey Kong

aidn

LMFAO i hate to comment about it again but felix’s rxknephew bits get me everytime and this one was even more developed than the last now i’m just gonna associate crowder with “UNC SCREAMIN OUT D’OH LIKE HOMER SIMPSON”

aidn

this has so many hallmarks of a dj smokeyy ref but can’t even tell if it is that’s crazy

YukiNukem64x

No Loads Refused Pest threads only

aidn

2 second old comment and i literally just tabbed out of eduke32 to get back to my office work your user is calling me back to the duke

aidn

🚨WARNING 🚨HAMAS MISSILES FIRED AT A NUKE PLANT MAY DAMAGE YOUR EARDRUMS … AND HURT YOUR SOUL

Hector Jaime

My mom told me I should take my kids to watch that movie. She said all the shows she watches on Telemundo are recommending it. I wonder if it has a different reading in Latin America.

MKatieUltra

There was a good Maintenance Phase episode on Joseph Pilates, he was kinda weird but overall wholesome for a workout guru. He came up with it in an internment camp during WWI and based lots of the moves on cats since they seemed so agile or whatever.

Roy

movie mindset bonus episode not up yet, no problem, I'll just go have fun with all my real life friends and check back in 10 minutes

Torgeir Tannenwald

just heard about the new Nikolaj Coster-Waldau movie, God is a Bullet

Poppy Chulo

It's terrible. I read the book years ago and honestly the book wasn't that great either.

Jack

the people who comment on these patreon posts are all fucking insane

Alexandr

Damn straight, by mitch.

T

OOOOOINK!

J.P. McD.

My tongue hurts sometimes for a day after a banana

J.P. McD.

can we get Gros Michel back?

J.P. McD.

I looked into it and it seems you can get them if you look hard enough or pay some company $100+ to have them shipped from a small farm in Miami

Thomas Carroll

I think it's deeper than that. I think everyone in America is insane

Jackm

+1 for the shout out to RWN

Chantz

Are these real life friends with us in the room right now?

Cameron Beaujon

Some guy edited the Wikipedia article for dry bones and removed the “alleged”

Reeves

Same here. But what is a JSON movie?

Glory Villano

It’s almost like to end up at Nauru SBF just googled “what’s the smallest country” like a fucking dumbass

Reece Coren

This was such a great one