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759 - The Mark Hotel of the Beast (8/17/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-17 20:32:19
Edited:
2023-08-18 02:56:14
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2026-06

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Folks, they’re calling it “RICO”, RICO folks, and we’re saying it more and more. Trump & friends continue to be indicted, more on male loneliness, and one enterprising New York City teen wages a one-man war against an Upper East Side hotel.

TONIGHT: we are in Toronto, MONTREAL, come out and see us Saturday: https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live

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Jake V

I thought there’d be no episode today because of the live show. praise slop 🙏

Steven F

Indicted for a PERFECT episode!

b-rar

penis

Daniel Franco

Hopefully next week, they can talk about Mike Lindell's new WMD's!

Nathan

Oh thank God, I thought I'd have to drive home listening to nothing but my own thoughts 😨

Torpedo Jones

Positive squad always comes thru

Demented Avenger

Instead, you get to listen to something! (ba-dum-splash)

Jake Lewis

free thugga free trump

BigBoto

Is this happening? Is it really fucking happening? Is our big wet boy going to jail???

Erik Bourre

MTL is saturday night, the 19th, if im not mistaken 😅

BigBoto

On a side note, one thing that occurred to me was how stupid Boris Johnson was for renouncing his American citizenship. Him as Trumps running mate would be an unbeatable ticket, so enjoyable, just pure content gold every day, and he could be Pres himself in 4 years. Imagine that. (Not like he has anything else going on)

NYCM&AHole

There are many rubicons at the Jeep dealership

P$

“YOU MADE ME SPIKE YOUR PROTEINS FOR CHARLIE M.!?!?!”

Yairo Martis

Goddamn, Will with an outstanding Pesci bit.

Jaime Christley

Who even is right wing media anymore? It's like when you stop watching a TV series for 1-2 years and when you check back in every big role has been recast with actors you've never seen before.

ploob

🙀

Julie Baxter

Obungler makes me ashamed to be a lesbian.

Jaime Christley

Always a joy to get an unexpected Casino drop

Alexander Corden

It's less of a Halo ring, more like the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War

buttface

whats the outro song name?

Pvt. Jenkins

John Kass is hunting for jesters in his back yard

Mark Schneider

Are "the riggers" Trump is going to expose an update of Wiggers? I assume most Wiggers would be anti-Trump.

Sam

Know Yourself cover by Dilly Dally

Gubriel

Don't tell me Chipp Scrungler is off air. And don't tell me that Pud Bailey was caught in a Nazi group chat. Please don't say that Moose Knuckleton and Chugg Butterst got suspended from x

Gubriel

I've gone by the Mark Hotel twice this month while on the way to the Met and I've been disappointed by the absence of screaming protest. All the employees do have to wear silly little 20s waiter outfits tho

etienne

I'm on the canadian pussy-for-all government plan and it's overrated. You get put on a 6 month waiting list and then you get 30 minute with a sex therapist who's on her like 13th consecutive hour of mandatory overtime

Jaime Christley

Chris Wade is a great mic but you know what? Also nice to hear when he’s just out of frame, laughing too.

Kyle Petty

At the 17: 00 minute mark, Will lowkey using the podcast to fish for a ménage à trois partner. 🤣🤣🤣

Benjamón Bellota

Weintraub = “Wine grape” in German. The kid should be allowed to drink wherever he wants at whatever age, it’s his birthright

Gabe

Y'all should have brought Brad Troemel on to talk about the moralization of art and outrage cycles

Jaime Christley

Yo even Radio War Nerd is clowning on the boobs guy lol.

Degrassi Knoll

Cracked up, hard - then had to say "nothing" as opposed to a long explanation met with silence

Jaime Christley

I don’t know his name. He made a song about hating people on welfare, that guy

Nolan

So are we claiming Eisenhower or Obama as the first gay president. Obama can still be the first black gay president.

Nolan

?* FUCK

etienne

the first gay president is: you

etienne

you can really tell he's a voice from the oppressed country side when he says that the goverment doesn't have enough control over how people on welfare eat. maybe a subcommittee should rework the dietary structure of the SNAP program

etienne

maybe fudge should have a punitive tax like soda in new york? just spitballing here

Nolan

I fucked your dad

Nolan

With Obama

otis

I'm gonna need the deets on that exit track.

otis

Found it. Dilly Dally

john

thanks boys, you hooked me up with the Smiles in the middle of a rough shift :)

kenneth hammond

anyone know the song/band of the last song?

Leon Sugarfoot

I live in the suburb over from the pastor that threatened the election worker and that's the most Orland park shit I've ever seen happen man

Cody

the jewish mythology jokes always make me howl

Nick Grayson

Still reeling from “Dr. ManAsshole.”

T

Live show on Toronto was amazing

Gordon Schmidt

They have to get this Weintraub kid on the Adam Friedland Show

Torgosaves

I love that snail joke 🐌

Jaime Christley

I wasn't sure if he was going to land it, but he did. There's a similiar joke about a duck walking into a place asking for duck food that's worth looking up, good for all ages etc.

Of course

Yes, Eisenhower was the first black president.

Methew

Will there be provided lodging if I decide to go to both shows??

Last Years Man

I'm now half-proud of my long-standing two star rating of The Blind Side on Letterboxd and half-embarrassed I didn't rate it even lower. I've always hated that fucking movie, so gotta love this twist.

Zach Pierce

“I worked so hard to build a big beautiful WALL to keep so many Rico’s out of our country and now the weak Biden border has allowed a Rico in who is now INDICATING me. SAD!”

Ben

Dr Manasshole fucked me up

calvin kilby

I did everything right andthey indicted meeee

Morgan

More like Tom Fitton this di-uhhhhh actually i have recordings of trump admitting his crimes and i will testify in court if it means i get immunity

markers

Great show in Toronto tonight, folks

Jason Weiser

Rewatched that clip from training day about the snail joke and someone in the comments said it was in reference to Aristotle’s Nicomanchean ethics about controlling pleasure and pain being a sign of morality. Wow that makes sense now.

NoPrefect

At least 40% gay fr fr.

NoPrefect

Such perfect delivery and timing

christoph.s

Absolutely! And as an Austrian working on a vineyard, Weinstein is the resedue, that sticks to the barrel and you laboriously have to scrub out. So Weintraub def a better name.

Poppy Chulo

Honestly fuck that hotel too. A $60 cheeseburger. Fuck any establishment that caters to decadent wealthy knobs. Also cardiologists making so much that they can "dabble" with getting millions in art is ludicrous. This is all set up for the benefit of such a tiny sliver of one class.

Shiv

~~📣Chapo is fascist! Fuck you!~~

Josh Tarpley

Any chance we can get Chapo Patreon feed connected to Spotify now that it's available?

Dan

Those two are a before and after picture for Aquanet

Zach H.

Tom Fitton may have flipped. Sammy the Bull flipped on Gotti. It tracks.

Blue Myself

Ferris Bueller's Day On One

Tucker

jenna ellis has a radio show called jenna ellis in the morning and she was begging for donations for her legal defense THIS MORNING on the radio hahahaha

Folks,,

Fucking dying at the genderflirting bit. Absolutely drag me to hell.

Folks,,

Like Obama, I have also never fucked the hot bisexual

Torque LaSoftball

Hillary cannot stop herself from just turning human issues into math equations. Her “solution” for loneliness sounded like an algebra lesson, but all the variables in the equation are replaced with HR buzzwords.

Folks,,

Or a man

Tim Mullen

Weintraub is a class warrior fighting against the decadence of the West

otis

Know Yourself - Dilly Dally

Cesar C

23:00 wholesome chapo laugh

otis

Know Yourself - Dilly Dally

etienne

you wake up at age 17 as the son of a rich doctor. what do you do: - crash a McLaren 570 in the middle of Time Square - commit 17 sex crimes in a single calendar day - put together a cryptocurrency pump and dump scheme - lean Jamaican Patois and release a fire ass mixtape - invent a new way to calculate corporate equity that you can later use to siphon out 500% of a company's cash flow into executive compensation - pick a grotesque fight with a local establishment? choose wisely

PDubs

Banger ending song

Broadway Joe

Richard Scarry is goated. My kid will spend like 30 minutes looking at one his books just pointing to stuff so I can say what it is.

Stanlej

how bout fitton this dick in yo mouth

Pædiekeix

First fit black gay president, Clinton was the first thicc black gay pres

carl

I distinctly remember watching the Blind Side w my college girlfriend and her mom--afterwards, my gf and I were basically "uh... something feels really wrong/off about this movie... he can barely read?... I don't know..." and her mom went off on us, calling us too cynical, that we don't like anything, etc etc. So--suck on that ex gf bitch mom. vindicated.

Matthew Born

Holy shit, Felix’s Dr. Manasshole line was classic - literally spit up what I was drinking.

Null_null

Don Brodka pulling Weintraub from the table by the collar as the family snaps a dinner selfie.

William Beamish

i still think its a beautiful FILM about a loving family that loves football and being friends with the quarterback and protecting him like family because family is love and if you love your QB then you can protect the blindside

SPENCER PIBBLES

I feel like I have the odd opinion about it, but the dumb ginger has a line about Epstein in his song and it’s widely viral. Why is this so bad? The fudge line sucks and is meatheaded but

Jaime Christley

HRC referring back to her own book that way, very Eric Adams. Everyone knows neither of them actually sat down and wrote a book but it’s a bit gauche to be that transparent about it. Anyway I hope she finishes reading it someday.

William

“I have the lyrics printed out here” - Mr. Nerd

Null_null

Idk ripping off rich people has always been pretty cool imho. Everyone in that resty is making good money even if the tips are (% wise) shit.

Josh Saad

Anyone know what that song is at the end? I'd like to check that band out.

Lucas

because many people just think epstein is "the democrat pedophile" and totally ignore his connections to right-wingers

Jaime Christley

I love those two guys and I am also a fossil but yeah, he's peering over his readers as the dot matrix printer goes REEEEN REEEEEEN REEEEN REN REEEEEN

Poppy Chulo

I have to be honest, looking back on my life thus far it would probably be the grotesque fight.

Garth Hillsborough

also everyone who likes the song is the most annoying person alive

James Browning

Maybe pipe down! HE DID! That killed me!

Alexandr

It's 1984. I'm wishing I were gay with my homies.

Alexandr

It's 1995. I'm in the back of a limo.

Alexandr

It's 2020. I'm sacrificing humanity's future.

DC

"Corn car" --Richard Scarry Can't get that in the NYT opinion page.

Jaime Christley

I fucked w Scarry books when I was a pup. Nothing better.

Reece's Deal

Dilly Dally cover of the drake song

Dustin Nelson

I think it's more "Hammer of Dawn" from Gears of War than a Halo Ring.

Jake Zydek

Jacques should recruit this guy to take on the the Savoys

AKorgar

Richard Scarry is why I value civil society, he's got to be the foundation stone for why I'm a commie today

Max

Man America sucks, as a European 16 year old walking into a shot bar wearing a button-up shirt was enough, no ID required.

Max

If you pay 75K a night, discretion about mysterious little girls accompanying you has gotta be included.

Petrorenminbi

Dated a bi girl for about 6 months several years ago…never got the threesome. It’s all a ruse, boys

Zander Leaf Listens

I'd crash the car in time square because as much as I hate bougie people I grew up with.. I do like fancy cars.

Patrick

I’d love you guys to do an episode on the death of 2020 lol

AKorgar

I did, awkward as hell though

Phil Darovic

Who performed song at the end

Ruby Lee

Mx is just pronounced Mix, or Mixster.

I am become reply guy

I’ve never watched Ted Lasso, but aren’t the players he coaches like 30 year old professional athletes?

Jake

This Holden Caufield Weintraub story is pure gold.

Robert Kurvits

Total idiot moment but where do chapos list the songs they end episodes with? (This one was nice)

Keyan

Felix so goated