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763 - No Hogs, No Masters (8/31/23) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-09-01 04:41:33
Imported:
2026-06

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Some rapid fire takes on a smörgåsbord of topics: Blake Masters eyes another Senate bid; Cruz drinks beer; cuisine culture wars; Tim Scott’s single status; BookerTok; Trump assassination threats; Vivek on castes; Will Hurd brings Afghan-style competence to the southern border; Our busted medical system.

Check out the 8-hour Rod reading supercut over on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjQOTDlw4Qg

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CJ

Another day at the trough amirite gang??

Zach Pierce

HOW AM I SECOND? Damn it this aggression shall not stand! Man

Pelican Grief

Well well well if it isn't the podcast that I listen to

JD Nonce

Midnight slop! I’m not supposed to eat slop after bedtime but here I am…

Sav

Pronunciation reached a new low on this one.

Erik

‘Saguro cactus’

Sam Schick

The Walther PPK comes with a threaded barrel as a standard option, adding a suppressor is almost mandatory if you own one. A suppressor can eliminate the need for ear protection which is nice if you like to shoot. That being said, it would be weird for someone to call it their favorite gun in a group of gun owners, not someone you’d want to go shooting with as it’s obvious that they know shit about guns and they’d probably be the last person you’d want to hang out with.

Bil

Proof that they're listening to me

Erik

☝️🤓

Allen Butt

Y'all are so right about the terrible Mexican food in Europe. When I was living in Leipzig I complained to one of my roommates, & she said, "What about Acapulco?" talking about a restaurant down the street from us. I reminded her that one of their main dishes was a feta and spinach pita.

Thom

Ugh I'm planning a drive to Montreal but I don't have an 8 hour compilation video to listen to oh who can assist me on mon lecteur

fivefootone

Will Hurd is actually close friends with my dad. He’s looking for a position in either intelligence administration or elsewhere and the $250k is essentially just paying to get his name in front of people.

Ian H

Also, as a 16-year line-cook/sous/whatever, I can guarantee that every fine French meal any of these assholes have eaten in this country was cooked mostly by Mexicans. I once was at a Pakistani grocery/restaurant in Rogers Park in Chicago, the parking lot was full of taxi drivers waiting for food, cook comes out of the back to grab a coke from the fridge speaking straight Zacatecas Spanish to the guys behind the door.

Kyle Petty

So the combination of Felix joking about a football player and then talking about the telemarketer series made me want to say the deep dive I recently been doing online. I don't know why but I've been fascinated with the Pac-12 dissolving. What's fascinating to me about it, is seeing the mass of people, Just endless weeping, anger, confusion, people stamping their feet, demanding that this changes, etc. All of this for their poor precious football. Don't get me wrong I'm a Wazzu alum And I love football but I at least recognize this is the system doing its thing. It's just consolidation baby, It's been happening in every fucking industry over the last 40 years but now it's reaching our beloved football and that's a step too far. 🤣🤣🤣 Americans man we are so fucked

Tristan Clark

Message received loud and clear Felix, but what am I supposed to do with the barrels of trout now?

Jessica Rios

If Matt is off for one more show, cancel my membership.

Julie Baxter

Held up by the ankles to drop my few remaining pennies and nickles on Blue Cross...it me! However, glad to say I just found a non profit hospice (!!!) as of yesterday in which to spend a few remaining months of peace. Love you Boys!

Kollie123

Based Acid Marxist shoutout

Alexandr

His name is in front of me right now and he probably shouldn't want it to be if you know what I'm saying

Joey Fazzoli

Felix hasn’t ranted about armored core yet and I’m really starting to worry

Alexandr

Does it really even matter if she's in that seat? Democrats won't allow anything good to happen. Period.

William Evans

Y’all should interview scambaiter Kit Boga. Just discovered him. Some of the best YouTube content I’ve ever seen.

Oscar G.

As a German (sorry), I can attest to the vileness of European Mexican food, its pretty astonishing how bad and inauthentic it is. Also Felix nailed it, there literally is a "Mexican" restaurant chain in Germany called Enchilada. Imagine an American Dinner just called "Hot Dog".

October

I'm going to open a Mexican restaurant in Glasgow, and call it C.O. Jones.

Bradford Towne

The only thing more vile than European Mexican food is how Felix and Will pronounce Spanish surnames and cacti.

Blank

Man that accordion transition hit me at morning golden hour this morning, had a moment 🥲

Tommy Shober

Could you cross post the YouTube 8 hour Rod Dreher ASMR video to Patreon so I can lock my phone screen listening to it at work? I don't wanna have to worry about pocket dialing my mom while listening to Rod bangers

KHL

Is that sample the music from the Paris Mario kart track?

Ranni

Thanks for the Rod supercut. He is my comfort character.

Guy Guyerson

I’m convinced Jesse Watters and Ari Melber fuck each other

8BitThunder

“Bean stuffed beef pizza blaster” really got me. It sounds dead on, but when you think about it it’s almost a koan.

Aaron Snelling

I was laughing to myself when they quoted that republican talking about how his garbage man is getting everyone he knows mugshot pictures. Is he so sure it's because the guy thinks it's cool and not hilarious that trump got put in jail? I mean for all the racist depictions of black people in the press whenever they're being tried in court, that put them in the worst light and with the intent of condemning them in the audiences mind, it has to be gratifying to see Trump in a mugshot for reasons that are totally different than what conservatives are getting out of it. This seems like another case of conservatives misinterpreting sarcasm.

William

Trump looks like he’s doing the Zoolander thing in his mugshot

Dan

I know it’s cliche and gauche but it’s just the Neimoller poem for one more thing, and we never seem to put 2 and 2 together until it’s too fucken late.

Dyyyyylan

Justice for Caveh

Duodenum

Big ups to Acid Marxist, their cuts of CTH have entertained me for hours while dying repeatedly to Soulsborne bosses

Coleman

Fun as hell episode

Dan

Misinterpreting minority culture and actions is just praxis for Republicans

Alec

I wasn’t going to kill Barney, but now that I heard my sleeper agent code read aloud, we are speeding towards assassination

Sam

It’s confusing terminology but I think those stats about half of americans being “single” just means “not married” not “not dating”

Dan

She strikes me as the type who, after 2 glasses of wine, is up for absolutely anything. Also the type who might stab you with a paring knife or try to gouge your eyes out over a run of the mill argument. The point is don’t put your dick in crazy but fantasizing about that is also the only way half the GOP can feel alive anymore.

Charvis Blutchard

Man I never realized how fucking terrible these boys are at pronouncing any Spanish word lmao

Isaac Jones

"Yippee! "Yahoo!" "Hip hip hooray!" These things and more are what I'm shouting when my dry boys throw nice slop at my feet.

Henry

I have a spare ticket for the Rio Grande movie mindset screening tomorrow night. My smoking hot girlfriend from Canada couldn’t make it. Hit me up if you want it

etienne

shooting my gayest smallest gun to own the libs

John Tobias

Such a great episode. "Define unblemished" haha

Peevish Giraffe

The main thing is that you can pretend you're James Bond if you've got a silencer for your PPK.

Mulloy

Seven Years of Rod sounds like a gay coming of age story

October

Is this a test? Are they going to bring up "thigh food" in the next ep and see who complains?

Jake Scalia

Acid Marxist is who got me into chapo!

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

>Boys, are you trading never fucking for being the President of the United States of America? That's straight out of Wagner. Albrecht must renounce love to seize the Rheingold. Seems kind of apt for the contemporary American Right. (And what is the ring cycle if not the Belle Époque era equivalent to a set of Lex Fridman podcasts?)

PraiseTheSun

I couldn't love my girl if she was a tree. I can't love a woman with bigger wood than me.

aarinsanity

The gift we didn’t know we needed or wanted? 8 hours of Rod lol

Gabe P

Hell yeah, love Acid Marxist’s channel - glad you guys did an “official” collab.

Doug Cartel

That explains why so many polish people moved to the UK - brits love slop

T

Orange Steel

Andy West

Isn't it, though?

Doug Cartel

Also the first guy to step into the presidential debate arena with an anime girlfriend pillow will get 100% of the military vote Amazing that any CIA guy can claim to have *inhibited* sex trafficking in afghanistan when DynCorp still exists

Sean McGrier

Y’all gotta work on your pronunciation of Spanish surnames.

Clammy_Damp

THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT AMERICAAA

etienne

best episode in ages. impeccable vibes, great riffing

Sage

Can't believe these hogs getting attached to their favorite things

estrogenius

Can you add the rod supercut to the RSS feed?

Kai

“Seguro cactus”

Slik Smoothie

I swear to god if you fuckers sent matt to fucking AA

I am become reply guy

Matt is on ice in the hyperbaric chamber they put Biden in between public appearances.

J Fitz

Is Matt in a Swiss sanitarium taking the cure

J Lit

Acid Marxist shout-out let's gooo

Yairo Martis

Gallego (gah-yay-go) Spanish for 'Galician'.

Yairo Martis

The cure for wellness Recently discovered in an Australian woman's head.

Chantz

The cure for the common Christman

Martin Seidl

What documentary are you guys talking about with about the health care shit?

concernedmom420

I love those moments where I can tell one of the boys has been hanging with the dolls. Like Will saying that trump was serving cunt this episode and that time Felix attempted to call someone a tenderqueer.

Demented Avenger

I’m listening to the Trump assassination talk, and this is starting to sound like the end of Network, with Trump as Howard Beale.

Robert E LGBT

The reason to have a silencer is because it’s cool You have a handgun in your home because you want to kill your family

BTULTRA

banger episode boys

Henry

Sah goo ro cactus

Alex Reede

no reporting on donzinger’s article in the guardian about the ecuador vote?!

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I will say this about French food: I went to this au gratin restaurant on the river in Paris, and it was insanely good. The best damn au gratin I’ve ever had. Also, there’s this restaurant in Paris called Indiana which serves American food. The concept was very funny to me, but it was pretty good

Joe Peterson

Acid Marxist got me here with his excellent archiving. Glad to hear the shoutout

Antipaganda

Great to hear the AcidMarxist shout out, I've listened to their compilations a whole lot, and now I don't get to feel guiltily sexy doing so!

Antipaganda

Oh, you are missing out then.

sarah

Serving cunt

sarah

same same same

Siddhartha

Alternatively: Blue Cheeto

——

You most definitely can own an automatic weapon

Jessica Rios

Maybe I’m super high but that made me laugh.

Forrest Taylor

Only automatic weapons manufactured and registered before 1986 are allowed for civilian use.

Forrest Taylor

The problem with this take on Ukraine is it is acting like the people actually fighting the war have no agency at all. If there was no will to fight against Russia they would have folded by now, they would just be fragging their officers like it was in Nam.

Robert S

This Rod supercut is amazing

sky

Guy-eggo

Derwood

what epside on TikToks was Will talking about during the Corey Booker convo? Any real heads know

——

Not true you can get whatever you want with an FFL Even convert your own firearms as long as you register it

J P 3

Trump thought he was the ultimate reality TV host. It turns out he is the ultimate reality TV contestant.

Mike Mariano

Have any of you revisited the Cory Booker documentary Street Fight? I wonder how it plays now as he’s the non-corrupt candidate who shovels your snow in Newark.

Bean

"LA" doesn't sound anything like "Gallego"

Maxwelle

One time I was in London and ordered a veggie burrito (I’m vegetarian and it was the only thing at this gastropub I could order) and it was a wrap with red beans, basmati rice, zucchini, squash, peppers, and no discernible spice but salt, still served with regular salsa. It was like somebody loosely explained a burrito to a British guy and he got the British version of every ingredient. Maybe the worst meal I’ve ever eaten. I will remember it til I die.

Kamran Husain

acid marxist got me into this slop i am now addicted to shouts out

Christopher Price

True, but 30% of adults are unpartnered, but that's a pretty wide net that includes both me and my widowed grandmother.

Christopher Price

The UA army is almost entirely conscripted now, so yeah, they don't have agency. Desertion rates are high, and videos of units telling their commanders to fuck off as they mass surrender have become their own genre.

Steeeeve

One of the first things that started happening after the invasion was ukrainian guards at the border to poland started inspecting outgoing vehicles and detaining any Ukrainian nationals trying to justifiably get the hell out of the country at gunpoint in order to conscript them.

William

The problem with this take is that it ignores the reality of the situation, in favor of their own perception of how reality “should “ work

William

He’s out? Weren’t you listening??

Kevin

Really enjoy how Chapo is not talking about Maui at all. Literally the complete breakdown of public infrastructure on under neo-liberal Capitalism, the soul-less vulture closing in to take native lands, missing people, and the President and Media doing almost nothing aside from $700 to each person, but more money for Ukraine! You know, probably a story screaming for the sort of strident Leftist position that Chapo claims to have. But, yeah, lets get around to the Trump mugshot story and culture-war stories so we don't appear too critical of Biden as the election season comes around. Feeling real Marxist in here. Also, East Palestine is still an issue.

drewb

We might have mediocre Mexican food here in Glasgow, but we do have good Indian places. Also, the culinary UN that is the munchy box

ElmerHomero

Same here, it's what got me into the patreon

Major bit me

Chapo is political entertainment nothing they say matters in the slightest they are content creators not a politburo setting the party’s agenda

AKorgar

There's an entire genre of poster who does this "Wow, I can't believe Chapo isn't talking about X, some STRIDENT LEFTISTS they turned out to be!" and it's never NOT annoying. 1. Chapo Trap House is not a socialist command bunker. It's a podcast. It has always been a podcast. It will always be a podcast. As a podcast, it doesn't have any kind of mission to accomplish. It's not some kind of activist organization. If you expect it to be, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, likes a wokescold. Like it or not, what you're doing here is being a self-righteous little shit who is going to irk most everyone, even the people who agree with you, because you've immediately jumped to making accusations of not caring, of being fake leftists, of being shills of Joe Biden, while holding yourself up as some kind of ideal Marxist. 3. Just fuck off. Go and get involved in an actual activist organization and do some actual fucking good, or else email Chris Wade and ask him about having the show shine some light on Maui instead of making just another pissy reply guy comment which WILL be ignored because there's always cranks to be found in comment sections.

etienne

that's not false or anything, but also they did dispatch Boris to scuttle peace talk and are always siding with the most radical element that want a hard return to the 2013 border. They were also pushing pretty hard for ukraine to rush the counteroffensive under the implicit threat of cutting off the weapon supply It's not like I don't think a lot of ukrainians are down to die for their country but the NATO backers push them really hard to keep at it and more, and also completely shut the door for a peace settlement under basically any terms short of Ukraine invading and subjugating Russia somehow

Agent Grange

Always miss Matt but I thoroughly enjoy every time the boys let Chris fill in more. He's the only person who can fill the same kind of energy and I found myself missing Chris after Hell on Earth and Hell of Presidents.

Bill Crotts

Hell yeah dude munch that box

Derwood

Thank you! I remember this coming out

Jack Cloutier

AN-94 from battlefield 3 man I probably had months worth of time played and he's right it was sick

Zahir

For some reason I feel like Felix wants me to hook me up with Jodie Foster, but meh.

Golander

telemarketers owns, definitely had some friends who worked in a WV office. The tucker interview is so much better now we know he HATES Him

Darius Sadighi

Chapo has been stuck in their liberal/leftist bubble. Russia has been winning this whole time.

Baratheon Theory

Acid Marxist is how I truly fell in love w this podcast. I wasnt a fan until like late 2020 and it was partially bc of some great clips from youtube that sorta helped me get where the boys are coming from

Slugnoid

imagine the soyface rod must have made when he ate that french cabbage

Will Elliot

The drunk driving incentive is a terrible idea. Do you want to live in a world where only Mormons have rifles?

john

sekiro cactus

Brian Brain

American living in Belgium that works at a Mexican restaurant just checking in to say hey Felix 😘

Christopher Baker

Livin on a Dreher! Take my hand, you’ll make it I swear.

DB

Man I wish you guys would have ripped into Jesse Waters more. That garbage man comment is downright one of the most shockingly racist things I’ve ever heard on TV

Roy

Been listening to the Rod supercut and Felix's reaction to Matt's "fucking Kate Upton's nephews" riff is the most genuinely delighted he ever sounded about someone else's joke.

Khaqan Ahmad

(Respectfully) slop please? 🥺

Comedy News

I believe there was a holiday this week

LunchPimp

Where’s hood herrroooo goddammit 🐷

October

Did I hear they're going to interview the Hot Couch Guy from the telemarketers documentary?

Siddhartha

True, but this is Felix we're talking about, he might as well be living in Ice Station Zebra for all he manages to get outside.

Alice Pooper

Not that it really matters, but Felix’s Mexican slop à la français is a chain called O’tacos. You can get a duck taco.

drewb

can you get a stew and cabbage burrito as well?

Florida Woman Podcast

I’m running for President and my platform is that you HAVE to drink at least 42 beers a week

Ken Harvey

What have the boys got against Scottush tacos?

The Steel Harvest

I was raised on a child leash and I came out fine...

Nicholas

Family annihilater