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Kath’s back as we continue reviewing the outpouring of affection for Matt and catching up on last week’s news, specifically Commander Biden’s ongoing one-dog war against White House secret service. Then, we look at Kevin McCarthy’s ouster as Speaker of the House, and discuss just how far one fellow Patreon creator will go for content.

Prod. note: I’m just as upset as you are that the public eps are now odd numbered and subscriber eps are now even. If anyone has any ideas to rectify this without skipping more episodes, I’m all ears.

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Oliver Elliott

You could just skip a number. Have a mysterious missing ep 771. That will keep the historians of Chapo busy in the future.

Dan Cimmino

Two premium episodes for your little piggies

Evan Pitkin

Seems like the obvious solution

Conner Dolezal

Do a mega episode in a couple weeks and call it 777A and 777B

sir peepus

despite making up only 13% of the canine population, German Shepherds make up over 52% of all dog attacks

Dylan Gutridge

You could record a two parter, and drop the first half as a teaser. (This would still require two freebies, but make one of them would be a great hook.)

Hunter

Make 👏 Katherine 👏 a 👏 permanent 👏 host 👏 (if she wants to be)

Tim Masterson

Fix the odd/even thing by putting out a best of clip show as a third episode of the week.

rocketfodder

Blank episode for the Halloween spirits

matt joslin

Chris, put up a 3 minute pub ep explaining the current season of whatever show caught your eye and call it "Felix explains the truth about Syria" nobody expects an April Fools in October

Gordon Schmidt

I was wondering when you were going to bring up Dreher. I was thinking, if there's one person on earth who deserves to meet god and talk to him, it's Rod Dreher. The things they would say....

Raoul Duke

Rod Dreher, Dave Feloni, Peter Daou, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, & Commander Biden: GO ON CHAPO

Yaoitopia

Delete the entire podcast and start over

Kollie123

Felix has mentioned DSP several times in the last few months. Restream when?

Schwartz666

Commander bites everyone but Joe Brandon. He's the ultimate Secret Service agent! Tbh, he should be the next Prez.

Schwartz666

I know.. and I'm ashamed 😔

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

You make the actual first comment and then comment this 20 minutes later? Have you no shame sir?

Rene Saller

Agreed! She's always funny and smart.

Sebastian

45 second extra episode where you explain the need for consistent naming to preserve your mental health.

Schwartz666

Don't hate the playa, hate the lame

Bob Chappell

Bo Obama receives visiting dognitaries from Furuguay

Casey B

Extra Q&A Premium episode. Or just let Felix goes off about Syria 🇸🇾

Schwartz666

It's cool, Willow was adopted by Shelly Miscavige, and they're both doing great! I swear.

Negative Affirmations

I'm so glad you brought up the Rod tweet. I saw that, and ngl, for a second I forgot all the repellent things he believes and gained some respect for the guy. Dowd has had an interesting character arc since the show last brought him up. Peter Dowd, go on Chapo

Bryan Vasquez

Make a Chapo bonus horror episode.

C

Skip a random episode number and gaslight everybody

Poppy Chulo

Hell yeah, slop time. Just in time for the ride home.

Osborne MOCs

Major is an Army rank, which Beau was. Major was rehomed (Beau died of armpit cancer or whatever). Also older than Commander. Commander is a Navy rank, which Hunter was. Biden's dogs are possessed by the souls of his sons.

Poppy Chulo

There needs to be a statue of Commander erected on the White House lawn and at the base stayed of secret service guys rolling around in pain. Make it the size of the fucking Vietnam war memorial. Tear down the Vietnam war memorial and install that instead.

Maggie+Al

FOIA USPS to see if the Biden dogs have gone after any postal workers if not it's an op.

Stephen

Oh shit, it’s happening… Rod Dreher as guest

Clay

I just wanna jump in and express my love for Matt. He has basically taught me Marxism over the last 4 years just by listening to him, and being able to understand historical and dialectical materialism had been such a big deal in my life. I have an extremely hard time reading that kind of thing, so without Matt I don't think it would have happened. 100% agree with Will saying he's one of the great marxist humanist thinkers of this century. Sending love for our boy and wishes/prayers for a full recovery

Post Void

"Banzai!" is making a comeback in 2024. If I'm wrong then I guess I'm racist.

Zach Pierce

Steve Scalise is just “David Duke without the dick.”

Jon

Joseph Campbell erasure

George Lochinski

Double ep number for a dbl sized ep abt Felix's mid-10s online media recollections

MLVF

The tulpa theory made me laugh so hard out in public. Good one chris

Taylor Markey

When Rod tweeted “they hate me” I thought, “Oh Rod, if only it was that simple.”

meta

Wait do we get a press release if the first family CAT bites a secret service member

jack flowers

Very funny story, but I have to conclude that increasingly shitty twitter is compromising the chapos ability to avoid fake tales of clicking dogs

Marduk

Yeah Will stated the obvious: they don’t hate Rod, per se; they just find everything he believes repugnant or bizarre — and often very funny. He’s not powerful or influential enough to be worthy of hatred. I personally find him deeply confused, psychologically damaged, and ultimately somewhat pitiable.

Marduk

If Rod came out on Chapo it would melt my brain

Major bit me

I listened to the rod dreher mega post YouTube video and chapo 100% *hated* rod dreher Will literally said he had “devoted his life to evil.” Do I wish I didn’t know this? Sort of, but at least it is a sign I have good memory

jack flowers

No one wants to know the truth about Syria anymore

Dan

5:47-5:59 Boy, this is a new Taliban. One of my favorite anecdotes about the 90's Taliban is the extent to which supressing 'Titanic' was a headache for them. Bootleg tapes of Titanic in local languages were smuggled into Afghanistan from Pakistan, and the film was so popular that traditional Afghan dishes were even made in the shape of the Titanic.

Matthew Krueger

They just did Pixar's Sodas over on E1... Is it time for Dreamwork's The Secret Service Life of Pets?

Lydia Maria Child

The "force the vote" people were right. Those limp-dicks on "the left" who got in the way of that were dead wrong. Learn from it and make the necessary changes, whatever that is for you.

ectoslavia

Remember when Slate lady euthanized her beagle for nipping some people?

Bradley Rosson

2 part ep with the same number. Go back through your list of "we should definitely do an episode about that" and pick something big enough for 2 hours

Sam

The Biden’s cat Willow was a former barn cat and is a real cutie

THEKILLERWHALE

My favorite part of "In the Line of Fire" is the total dissonance between Eastwood and Malkovich where the latter keeps making these fruity, self-pitying soliloquies like he is an assassin version of Hamlet and Eastwood is just like "Eat my balls you creep motherfucker!"

Shane McGonnell

The biggest crime in east Germany was pirated American TV shows. They all thought the west was BayWatch.

Shane McGonnell

Deeply closeted but he is nowhere near as repugnant as Crowder another deeply closeted maniac.

Karl Childers

skip more episode numbers. do it. episode 1000 next year, come on!

YukiNukem64x

Make another free live show ep and insert it into the main numbered series. Boom back on track. And thank Chris.

Doug Cartel

Biden's dogs are german shepherds that are NOT former cop/bomb dogs? Adopted dogs from combat units seems like the easiest answer

Michael S. Judge

I think often of Zebulon giving a journalist a room-temperature Monster, because he said it was Shabbos and he couldn't use a mechanical device to heat up tea, while using a hot plate to heat tea for himself

Kevin Boyle

Use Bolshevik-Stalinist propaganda; the ‘correct’ history is that you never missed an episode.

Tim O'

Felix is absolutely spitting on this one 🔥

K U

Just make Katherine 4th mic

Natalie

whoa that's so far in the past i forgot it existed lol. i don't think meanie leftists got in the way of it, i don't think they could if they wanted to. i think no one cared enough because it was poorly organized and didn't make waves

Danny

guess you gotta do a bonus bonus ep one week, or a two-parter

Demented Avenger

Thank you, Rod Dreher, for giving me something to laugh at uncontrollably while high on edibles

G. Gordon Litty

Absolutely dead on about wrestling coaches. The wrestling coach at my high school was arrested for having tens of thousands of pictures of CP on his computer. Anyone else got any good freak wrestling coach stories?

Damen Irving

We’re gonna find out Matt is actually Benedict optioning in Hungary. Eyes on rod

Kat

Love Katherine on the show - from another Katherine.

T

Patreon has reversed the order of comments. Chapo has reversed the even/odd numbering system. Vibe shift?

Demented Avenger

All the stuff about Major walking through the White House with the clicking noise reminds me of Nixon talking to the paintings

Phil Barksdale

The Clinton's also had a dog. Her name was Chelsea. Folks,

Casey Kiesling

just do a bonus public eps that's 10 minutes long where Felix explains the plot of FFIX

Logan

You could have a week of two public eps or two private eps. If you did two private eps could even unlock one of the 'private' eps to please the masses.

Andy West

Rod Dreher had to tell Twitter freaks to be normal. That's where we're at as a country.

Moonwatcher13

you could split a single episode up into two parts? like one half be a normal episode and the other half be an extended interview?

Sam

There's a ceremonial sword in the Whitehouse that the king of Siam sent to Abraham Lincoln when Lincoln turned down his offer of war elephants for the union army

Greg

And Chris, and Amber

brendan rivers

Felix Explains FF 7-10 would be absolutely fantastic

Will

What's the wrestling podcast joke about?

THEKILLERWHALE

This will never not get a like from me.

dan

For the producer note: When I mess up my sampling numbers in the field, I typically just make an 'a' and a 'b.' So next the next two episodes could be 771a & 771b, then in two weeks, Monday's episode can be 772.

B2B Commuter

Yeah, the guy that wants to carpet bomb Sonora is a based anti-imperialist. You guys got the invasion wrong and have called double or nothing and lost so many times that it has turned you into cranks.

Garth Hillsborough

Literally not what they said, but good luck to your pals in the Waffen

Alec

Record the “forbidden riffs” lost episode and number that one, then put it in the Disney vault

B2B Commuter

He said he had to note that Matt Gaetz is the most prominent anti-imperialist in the congress, you contrarian mouth breather.

safetyconesavior

Biden missed the greatest political opportunity of all time by not buying some fat hilarious pug and naming it Brandon. Because the new dog came in at peak Brandon discourse.

Franklin Shepard Inc.

Rerelease 675-Demolition Them but retitle it and treat it as a new episode. Never address it

K H

The secret service is obviously getting challenge coins for getting bitten and telling absurd lies.

Sean Culottes

Halloween theory: Commander is the Pet Sematary version of Major

Jammy Cooks

As a Catholic, I can proudly say my work ethic is SHITE.

K H

...in Congress Words. Context. So is your interpretation of them constantly ripping on him for being a loser deviant they actually think thats cool? It's crazy to me there are still people that think any human being will benefit when the US starts shipping weapons into their country. The black SUVs take to Disneyland and the black bags are filled with candy. We've seen this show and already know how it ends.

brent pierce

You could release 2 minutes of anything as an episode just to kick the episodes odd/even back in order. Could be Chris riffing, make a random song, talk about music, etc.

B2B Commuter

Lmao!! The qualifier that you’re pointing to as some sort of gotcha is still ludicrously wrong! I think they’ve twisted themselves up by being publicly and completely wrong about whether or not Russia would invade and have found themselves with some strange bedfellows at this point. As for your third point, it’s too poorly written for me to fully understand what you were getting at besides “blowback bad”? Russia started the war, the Ukrainians want to fight it anything beyond that is crank shit that will endanger you achieving gettable domestic goals.

Jamal James

Felix is really Turing on the funny.

ectoslavia

It's that new 3-cb infused Monster drink.

Matthew Born

Commander keeps racking up those Antifa challenge coins!

Michael Branes

i'm also catholic and my work ethic also sucks shit. well, recovering catholic that is

Kinetics Video

This sounds like something Mark Twain made up, so I'll accept it as true.

Wesley Bakewell

do a bonus bonus episode instead of skipping one

C. Andrew

Smile factory employee of the year!

aarinsanity

Commander needs euthanasia. If you have a dog that continues to be aggressive, it needs to be put down

Mark Schneider

Yes, when I lived in New Orleans in the 80s I had an older Catholic-raised friend who taught briefly in their schools (before switching to public school teaching.) He shared that the wrestling coach with a big BVM statue in the mat-room liked to pin the boys down hard & drill into them . . . it was known (& ignored) by pretty much everyone, just part of the "school culture" I guess.

Mark Schneider

You're just quoting Rush Limpballs. You're not wrong, but neither are you original.

Karl Childers

actually i'm the one who's right the rest of you are wrong and i refuse to elaborate

Brendan Moriarty

Do a part 1 part 2 to rectify the episode number

Twistedsister

Barney bit that reporter what is Felix talking about

bruce

Lord miles beach vacation filler arc

C. Andrew

"Got the invasion wrong" I'm picturing Felix in command of the 37th Separate Guards Motor Rifle Brigade but losing the battle of Kyiv because he had chronic IBS and didn't do the reading.

ian

ohh did i hear a thinly veiled reference to Southpaw, the Liberation Martial Arts & Mixed Marxist Arts Podcast

Whucko Jaang

You literally profess your love consistently. These people just don't sense sincerity.

Riley M

Continuing to think of Matt and his recovery!

Aaron C

Catherine is very funny haven’t listened to much content with her but she is. Best wishes to matt

Andrew M

chris just make all episodes subscriber episodes and tell the moochers to eat shit

skrrt vonnegut

Nicest thing Felix has ever said about the Portuguese. Rest easy, you've got intelligent dogs.

Jimmy McMillan

She's a frequent guest. There's no replacing Matt but you can't get a substitute than Kath

Jimmy McMillan

If Biden stops keeping dogs in the white house and we start hearing about his cat Willow bitting or scratching secret service, then we'll know that the conspiracy is real

Finn

My German Shepherd is afraid of my cat

Kamran Husain

the dog biting incidents are the new wave of havana syndrome

Dr. N

I never realized that the primo eps were all odd.

Marcus

Rod is such a sweetheart.

AKorgar

I took it as a pop culture reference for the old heads

Luvstruck Tuck

Only true explanation is that Hunter Biden is warging into Commander/Master

sophie

your girl fans love you kath!!! <333

Seri The Doll

Sheps rule and we should be rooting for more spooks to get bitten.

Jason Matthews

Commander is the first sympathetic case of Havana Syndrome I've heard about. That clicking business sure sounds like he's picking up on some kind of telemetry.

K H

I bet they get a challenge coin for it. Oafs will do and say anything to get a challenge coin.

K H

Dude what? Why? Horrible. Andrew is the new Karen.

K H

Good?

K H

God damn. Feed it to the All Thing DallE.

K H

If you have a dog defending you from fat neck whore addicted oafs they deserve a treat. SS are cops. You're believing cops. Get your mind correct. I assume you are merely hysterical over Matt as are we all.

J.W.

As the highest grossing content creator on the platform, just ask their developers to code a solution to the episode naming. Probably a script could be written in an hour to clean up the data against the new frontend.

Nicholas Moore

Felix insisting on pronouncing Patreon in the most obnoxious midwestern way possible over and over again is fun

Christopher Price

Sir, sir, Bob Dylan is a functioning speed addict, not heroin.

Soda enthusiast

The "lesser of two weavels" line from master and commander is one of my dads favourites

Tim O'

It's such a powerful dad joke

Dustin Nelson

Also I must add I'd rather watch the Holiday Special twice in a row than see any of the new SW movies ever again, it's genuinely better, which is alarming

Jon

Poorly organized? Come on--it was the complete lack of political will on the part of the progressives in congress that doomed it. They have no interest in making waves, and to suggest otherwise is weird apologia.

Poppy Chulo

No way. You're an idiot.

Poppy Chulo

I don't wanna be buried, in a pet sematary! dun dun dun I don't wanna live my life agaaain

butt ass

hold this L chantelle

Tyler Sutherland

I believe in a third way in reference to that Miles guy: he is dead, but an unrelated hacker got into his social media accounts and is milking this as Miles rots in a shallow grave somewhere in Afghanistan

Adam Menendez

Bummer but the clicking thing is a hoax

Adrienne Suydam

Or it’s the ghost of one of the Kennedy’s.

bitbat9

imperialism is ok when Russia does it!

Adrienne Suydam

Someone from a small town in India told me this also. Culture shock when they got to Jersey.

BrotherWoodrow

Are the members of Chapo still on Twitter? Why?

I am become reply guy

I haven’t seen it, but I’ve watched the RLM episode about it and looks fucking interminable

Dustin Nelson

It's brutal, you can feel it hurting your body as it's absorbed by your eyes

Drew McGill

Dinesh needs to make a horror movie about Major being Cujo in the White House 😂

Poppy Chulo

If you remove all context like the actions of NATO then you can absolutely blame Russia, but why would you?

Degrassi Knoll

She does repeat punchlines without adding anything. Besides that she is fine.

VAN Fan

I kinda wish FTV had happened because nothing would be different other than you guys finally shutting up about it

Suckinonachilidawg

German Shepherds are good dogs. Maybe get rid of the cops instead.

Zach H.

Has anyone considered Commander is living out his own Rin Tin Tin fantasies protecting Joe from Trump loyalists in the Secret Service as Joe goes through many and varied Mr Magoo-like brushes with death ?

Elder

No

Elliot Matheny

Yeah, I don’t think they’ve known many German Shepherds. They’re actually very friendly and goofy, I’ve only ever known great GS’s

Kinetics Video

Maybe it's not Russia is good it's Ukraine is bad. Give that a noodlin

Alex Gullen

Joe doesn’t know it, but he is waking up at night, in between med cycles and confessing to Commander, all Comedian like to Moloch. Every time Commander sinks his fangs into an unattended hand, it’s actually a cry for help after all those downloads. This dog has serious ptsd.

Eon Gattignolo

she's funny if you understand her jokes

Justin

I think the obvious answer to the situation is that Russian aggression is terrible, totally unwarranted, and imperial AND the US has no moral or practical standing to say or do a fucking thing about it.

Hunter

The subtle contempt in Will’s voice when Katherine pipes up 🤣. Soft and cherubic on the outside but his inner-Tate monologue is screaming when she interrupts

valentin

Blondie was the greatest of all.

Slyccwycc

Can somebody fill in the blank on that podcast reference near the end? I am woefully out of the loop

Elliot Matheny

Because that’s where all the coolest freaks still post

dmfha

/

J.P. McD.

Nah they would just say the squad FTV’ed incorrectly and didn’t “leverage” their massive power and the power of the online left

UltraCoil

If you want to adjust back to the previous odd/even numbering just without skipping have two of either free or bonus episodes in a week. Same effect, no missed content.

Bob K Ross

They got the bag bro.

UltraCoil

Alternately, just skip a number and never talk about it. Let it become part of the lore.

Britz Man

Did they ski todays ep?? My patreon app isn’t loading their message

UltraCoil

Nah but if they miss an episode they don't increment the number which puts the odd/even out of whack.

Natalie

lol i don't care enough to do any kind of Apologia, but you're right i think it was a little of both. I am no fan of the Squad but I also think there's no point risking your career to appease BJG when it was a failure to begin with.

techno_serf

You can arbitrarily split a payed episode in two and release parts a and b on the same day.

Keenan Fitzgerald

Lol just finished this episode and then BBC announces Miles is in fact alive and has been released.

Evan Hayward

I’m impressed with everyone’s restraint in demanding slop given the deluge of insane events since the last epsiode🤣. Well done comrades

Jonathan G

Kind of like what you're doing right now?

YukiNukem64x

Hey, technically skipping a premium or free episode also works and we are all good with that.

Evan Hayward

I mean not really, just joking about the normal whining that goes on, jesus

James Blackmon

Biden should run on lowering brunch prices.

Hardcore Virgin

As a historian of the show, it would be fair and accurate to characterize your initial feelings about rod as hatred. However, those feelings do develop and soften as the show goes on, and by the time rod is describing the primitive root weiner of the uncut black boy tinkling at the pee trough during recess, I would say the boys express full on admiration.