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792 - Today in Gay feat. Seeking Derrangements (12/18/23) (Patreon)

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2023-12-19 05:05:08
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2026-06

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Ben and Hesse from Seeking Derrangements stop by to cover a slew of gay-related news stories, from gay sex in the senate hearing room, to the downfall of George Santos, sex crimes among the sex-panicked Moms For Liberty, and some guys trying to build a libertarian utopia in the Mediterranean.

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T

I'm gay.

Gebicca

#FreeHesse

Crash Test Orphan

I hope Hesse gives marching orders for anti catboy aktion

Fafy

The jacqules want Jaques!

Michael S. Judge

When God opens a door (for a new business), He closes about 50,000 windows

Declan Kennedy

it's not the 25th yet but this is my Christmas

leah

#istandwithclairepenis

C. Ries

Isn't this subject material better left for a certain late-night left-of-center talk show?

Alex B

#istandwithclairepenis

Su'ad Yoon

He didn’t steal the dog from the veteran, he stole the money raised to treat the cancer the dog had…the dog died of cancer because it didn’t receive treatment..also the veteran was homeless. There was a separate incident where he did steal a bunch of dogs from an Amish dog breeder

Robert Sayre

he said "our trade center" lmao

MATT TRIANO

Matt would have corrected them

Su'ad Yoon

Matt would have mentioned the dog was a pit bull too 😂

T

Center-left talk shows are supposed to be about how the lights and cables aren't perfect, boring stand up comedy shop talk, couple-style arguments, and suicidal ideation.

Jacob

The dude in the senate video has a MASSIVE cock

Poppy Chulo

So is every episode just gay now?Matt can't come back soon enough.

Poppy Chulo

Seeking derangements is so fucking annoying.

Paul F. Holzfäller

The staffer was heading off the “pics or it didn’t happen” replies by recording themselves getting their dirt button pounded in the hearing room. Shows that he’s a real forward thinker.

Philipp Warausch

the fact that the dude he had sex with in the room was a former german SPD staffer is just perfect

Hesse Deni

If Christ must love me, I love Christ more than he can love me!

Hesse Deni

I have an army of gay little fags……

Blank

Full luxury Hesse-ism

rum sodomy and the clash

you're gonna get hate for this but just remember that they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

maya

we love

Olivia Kali

Seeking Derangements 💜

SnailDick Henry

As a Minnesotan hearing it was that spot made my fucking day!

William

lol ( hesse is on 2 episodes) This bitch: “wtf is all this gay stuff? Not homophobic btw, just don’t like them”

William

Center-left talk shows don’t exist

Tim O'

*Sees guests* *Smiles, presses play* *Does Gendo hands from Evangelion*

Ian

Y'all owe us a future Jacques guest episode

Tan Tan

my cousin just finished working as a staffer for KKKlobuchar. you bet your ass i just texted him

William

George santos is the only living recipient of a posthumous Medal of Honor from the gulf war

William

How the fuck do I get in on these sorts of grifts?!

BigBoto

"My mom died on 9/11" is simply our generation's "I was at Woodstock" George Santos did nothing wrong

lilfukka

Made my morning ♥️

Laurel

George really does look like baby grinch.

etienne

I got a video titled "The Day Sesame Street Died" with clickbait HOW ELMO RUINED SESAME STREET in the thumbnail and I could swear it was a Felix bit but no actually it was a genuine 20 minute explanation of how the show Sesame Street went to shit shortly after they made Elmo the star

Micah

Where is Jacques

Pelican Grief

Hello my baby, hello my honey, suck on my dick, I'm gayyyyyy

the dumpist

A white supremacist cult grift centered around phrenology, pious twinks, and rigid airships?? Nick Mullen is really on one this time.

Axel H.

Too gay for homo

Major bit me

You have homo in your name 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

king_von_diesel

I want George Santos to convert to Islam and become the US's first democratically elected Imam. He's perfect.

T

Whenever Matt’s not on mic all the other characters should be asking “where’s Matt?”

Yarblockos

Make Hesse a permanent Host

Dee Rubes

I have been to sex clubs in Texas. Conservatives are no less freaky than anyone else.

C. Andrew

Run for congress

Maxiumite

Love Seeking Derangements

C. Andrew

UMMMM literally every single person on the planet is gay!

etienne

goddamit i just got to it in the ep. I don't think so no

etienne

i hit my head on a wall i thought you were asking if tf went on podcast is praxis or something

Bryan Jennings

The best of the Senate Twink/Ashli Babbit comparisons was "At least this guy can take backshots"

Chris Pollina

great song choice for the ending!

sarah

If your man doesn’t think Hesse’s as funny as Will does, dump him!

Mark Schneider

Infantilism is charming to the infantile. Ses Street was supposed to be educational, so dumbing it down was making it Sus Street.

sarah

Everything is gay babes

sarah

Fuck

Nolan

Was he pitching or catching?

B P

“You get an Ariana Grande concert” was an all time line from Will

ectoslavia

Hesse is a treasure!

etienne

people like to disrespect Elmo for being a quick rising star because they just don't know how much work he's putting down behind the scenes. the entire core crew was aging out of day to day production and he held up the whole show by himself. It's just disrespect at that point to say that it was his fault that the new owners de-woked the show on his watch, be thankful you even *have* a Sesame Street anymore at that point

Matthew Krueger

Just imagining the look on Klobuchar's face when she first heard about this truly made me laugh until I cried. Sometimes I'm sad when my pure unadulterated joy comes at someone else's expense, not today though.

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

l mean, my skull was going to the wall trying to decide whether l was having déjà vu because I'd heard this exact story about this exact utopia, or because I've heard every piece of this utopia distributed amongst the 5 or 6 versions that have been covered.

Corey Reynolds

Is there going to be an episode for Ambers new book?

Waffle Poet

I don’t think Hesse should be a permanent fourth (or third, really), but I’ve seen your sentiment in a lot of comments. You’re just the one I’m asking. Do you just not like Hesse (totally fucking valid, there’s guests I can’t listen to), or is it something else? Again, I don’t care either way - it’s not like anyone has a say - but I’d enjoy hearing your thoughts.

Waffle Poet

I don’t think Hesse should be a permanent fourth (or third, really), but I’ve seen your sentiment in a lot of comments. You’re just the one I’m asking. Do you just not like Hesse (totally fucking valid, there’s guests I can’t listen to), or is it something else? Again, I don’t care either way - it’s not like anyone has a say - but I’d enjoy hearing your thoughts.

Antipaganda

One thing that conservatives are right about is that forbidden sex acts are more enjoyable. It's not worth the bullshit, but that is partly why they are so into banning everything fun.

Daniel Garepis-Holland

Does anyone remember which episode Felix does a hilarious Louisiana accent? I'm pretty sure it was a recent one but I can't figure out which. I remember he makes a joke about Angola prison too

William

I’ve been trying to get a halfway fucking decent 9/11 in Chicago for Y E A R S now

DEATH666VALLEY

@yarblockos came here to say this exact thing.

Alexandr

If some fuggin' mookville like Boston can have its own 9/11, why ain't Chicago?

Doug Cartel

Imo the angriest anti gay, anti trans and anti pedo warriors are trying to stack bona fides so nobody suspects their own pedophilia Idk they just all seem to be pedos when you dig up their history

Mangomoosh

Clay Higgins is the goof they impersonate. Really missing one of Matt’s good old foghorn leghorns right now.

MLVF

Elmo is the Eddie Murphy of Sesame Street

Kinetics Video

All gave some. Except George, good for him

Kinetics Video

There's some photographic evidence that at least some of the windows were open

Tony Millionaire

I’m gonna start saying No Yeah at the beginning of every sentence.

Vivster

Respects to that warrior that had gay sex in congress a real hero

Ryan

Does anyone have the comment of all the cities that Eric Adams has compared to NYC? I thought it was in the section of this episode but I can’t find.