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804 - All My Neighbors Cousins feat. Pod About List (2/5/24) (Patreon)

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2024-02-06 03:57:23
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2026-06

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Caleb, Patrick and Cameron of Pod About List stop by to take a look at the lighter side of news. Topics include: mandatory potty training in Utah, a Chinese spy bird, dick biting, and the international crisis of cousins.

Pod About List is on tour with Home Planet soon, find all their dates here: https://www.swagpoop.com/shows

And check out Home Planet’s recent video “Junior Associate” featuring Pat & Caleb here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLBMKU8f6KE&ab_channel=HomePlanet

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Will Thompson

Put it all on Chiefs ML yall happy Super Bowl week

Andrew Cross

MidnightSumo on twitch rules, right now they’re just doing a cooking segment

John Atherton

the universal cousin rears its ugly head once more

Jack

patrick

Rix Yarbrough

I need Conner O’Malley to weigh in on the cousin crisis

b-rar

Chapo-Guga kismet is like the Simpsons-Critic episode for me

Bryan Peifer

Is that Ted Danson and Peter Falk in the background I say there ol' chap, or ol' Chapo!

Harry P. Ness

Guga Foods mentioned let's do it

Harry P. Ness

What does this rectum guy gain from being intentionally obtuse? Parents knowingly send their kids to KG not potty trained all the time, ask anyone working in one, it's not a matter of debate.

NoPrefect

I think the pigeon thing must have been the most outrageously bored dudes

Mr Tu Damn Quoque

It's cool that the PAL kids' voices have broken since they were last on

Gabriel Desjardins

You guys clearly don't know any kids in kindergarten. In my kid's school, the bathroom was too far from the class. So a whole bunch of kids were holding their shit in. And it backed up so much that you could see it on an x-ray. Like literally shit up to their throats.

owen

Ring got caught on the blade of a blender cup and broke:(

Nolan

Killer Mike makes music exclusively for 300 lb men who all have big bushy beards and never leave the house without a flat brim fitted.

RLD

Fans are left to wonder what Chris and Jubio could possibly say to each other

Dan

I have 23 first cousins.

Jaime Christley

Midnight in the Garden of Dollars and Pesos

Alez

Weather Report bumper… love to hear it

Alexandr

BLACK ALIEN! He's an alien AND HE'S BLACK! BLACK ALIEN!!!

Jessica S

There’s got to be some sort of weird rider that they’re laundering as a potty training bill. Besides, with the exception of special education (which requires predetermined accommodations in writing for anything outside of what is standard for general education), most schools require kids to be reasonably toilet trained, part of being a kindergartener is learning how late is too late when you’re holding it in, lol. God, the shit (no pun intended) politicians waste time on, amazing.

Jessica S

That’s terrible, but I believe it. I think all our kindergarten classrooms have a bathroom in the classroom. And that still is too far away sometimes, lol. I can sympathizes with the incredulity. Before having kids I would’ve scoffed at the idea of kids holding it in on the regular, like something must be wrong with those kids. We must block it out by a certain age or something. That young they still think if they hold it in it doesn’t exist. Nothing scared the literal shit out of my two than an explanation of how a suppository is taken, lol.

Erik

He makes music for Chapo fans?

aficionado

heavy weather caught me off guard

D.O.D

Dr Felix independently reinventing Freud's bullshit on anal retentiveness, truly one of our great minds

ResilientBastard

Federal action on the cousin problem is necessary. And the solution is a Haredi cousin loner problem for cousin poor gentile and secular Jewish families.

HuffingGasInTheShed

Utah, instead of fixing it in Universal Pre-k they shame kids

William

The human enhancement games ARE the Olympics

Gubriel

Song at 30:40, queen? Hey 👑 Song at 30:40 ? Hey beautiful, song at 30:40?

Tim O'

Guards in Mumbai befriending and caring for the weird pigeon like the jellyfish in Bright Future

Tim O'

Birdland by Weather Report

Blank

“Ronin cousin” lmao

demonsweat

Peter Thiel bringing SNL's All Drug Olympics sketch to life is peak SillyCon Valley innovation

Clammy_Damp

I knew a guy who’s mom would come in and breast feed him in the nurse’s office through like first grade. Turned out to be a bit of a dog-fucker. Watched him jam Nickelodeon Gack up his butthole one time too. This one’s really bringin me back, fellows.

Matt knutel

My horny ass could not live next to flubber

Gabriel Desjardins

Our teacher pushed for it (since there are some classes with bathrooms) but somehow they didn't assign one. So many kids taking miralax now. The worst part, which they hinted at on the show, is that it presents as urinary pain, so people end up chasing the wrong thing.

William

John wick suiting up scene except I’m putting on my rings

Mangomoosh

Rally ‘round the family!

Flesh Colored Subaru

"Wow I wish they would talk about literally anything else but MMA fighters" *monkey's paw finger curls* Will: now on the topic of diapers

NYCM&AHole

Hell yeah immortal technique

Josh Woods

Hey Chapo, I have a proposal. If you sponsor my trip to the Thiel Olympics™ I promise to rededicate my life to Christ and repent. This will allow me to wield temple garment powers while participating in the game where I stand on one end of a football field and 300 archers all shoot one arrow at me at the same time. I forget what that one is called. Anyways, let me know.

Sean Harriman

I used to take a shit everyday during band so I could skip scales, I was the worst trombone player didn't know notes, only memorized slide positions and wrote numbers over the music

drewb

Whether it was intentional or not, the echo on "WHAT THE HELL" perfectly reflected how I felt about that statement too

Michael Keith

No cap I have at least 31 cousins

Damen Irving

I like spending 500k on an mfa to write about the cousin gap

B

Anybody else notice that AOC’s partner looks exactly like Matt?

Dick Waglin

I'm from NC and I definitely made the same face when I heard Carrboro

SkinnyTonySoprano

This podcasts support for Flubber is incredibly irresponsible and the hosts and guests have not in fact 'thought about it.' Flubber is a object that gains momentum after each and every impact. Eventually it's going to approach light speeds and any gained energy is going to concentrate on mass until it becomes a gigantic black hole that swallows the universe. Does that sound 'cool' you you?

Laurel

Carrboro used known as the Paris of the Piedmont.

COM

Got 22 cousins get on my level

SlumulousCum

Damn just now hearing about the great cousin replacement theory. Sad

danny

im an irish catholic with 22 cousins and 5 my age

J

fellas, i'm trying to eat

Reece Coren

inverse homer vs drederick tatum

danny

the hallmark of pod about list

Ant koz

Carrboro kicks ass! The working class west side of chapel hill, the cave is a cool little club, played a couple bangers down there a decade ago in the glorious days of first wave egg punk (see spin magazine?) All the freaks from that NC triangle plus some professors come round. Sonic youth misnamed their love song to chapel hill, its a fun region for culture and weird art. Have to dodge an abundance of lame bars attracting yuppy Duke/unc college types… unless you know to stick to carrboro!!

aKg

Carrboro love all day

lookylou

F*ck you i won't doodoo what you tell me

AO3

I’m representing the pigeon pro-bono, we’re gonna bring those pigs to their fucking knees

Paul F. Holzfäller

Damn that gak situation probably ruined him for life. He probably needs to use some every time he wants his ass fucked.

TrashRat420

Loved that they closed out the pigeon story with Birdland. 🎷

Michael Branes

for reals, is there a reference section you guys can put somewhere for music used on the show? i always hear good sounds, and sometimes I want to know the tracks... no worries if not, just asking!

Ian Mc

Also irish catholic 18 cousins and two of them are in elementary school. I am in my 30s.

Doug Cartel

Thata right assholes, I got tons of cousins. My parents' siblings FUCK. Felix's commentary on uncles naturally makes him fit for this conversation

Ian Mc

Ring guys just remind me of Kriss Angel

CHET_BIGTRUCK

Shazam still exists and works, as far as I know. It's one of the last cool things the internet ever brought us, why not give it a spin?

Mangomoosh

At least Will stopped the X men movie mindset.

pumpkin

Saltburn is a cousin movie, and everyone should watch it

I am become reply guy

Why would any professional athlete participate in a games where you broadcast to the world that you’re on PEDs?

Alex

Flubber is simply the final form our cell phones will take

Will Wade

Let's bring back Gladiatorial games with PEDs.

Will

Shout out nerds rope.

Gage

I'm eight minutes in, and this is the longest fucking episode ever lmao.

Kinetics Video

They were going to invent flubber in Neom but you had to make fun of them

Kinetics Video

Not the grossest aspect of that segment, lol

Matelda

The constipation thing happens with a lot of severely disabled kids but I've never heard of it becoming a routine kindergarten issue. Hopefully disabled kids are excluded from that law! Special ed teachers are accustomed to changing big-kid diapers & doing difficult potty trainings as part of their job.

james

Cameron, stay the F out of Lowell MA

Nick Stanert

That diaper rectum story was disgusting and pointless

Axel H.

This was not the episode to listen to while eating lunch at work. Sock rectums… 😦

Ian

I’m a special education teacher and that was my first thought, too. These issues can also be caused by some medications.

Kinetics Video

Quality slop, love a Felix being unexpectedly kind moment

Kamran Husain

i would win every event in cocaine olympics

Tim Mullen

No one else remember being scared to poop in high school? Or is it just me who didn’t repress that memory

Shiv

I have 7 aunts/uncles yet a mere 6 first cousins. the shrinkage is real

K H

Absolutely brutal reading. Omfg. I was trapped in some horrible 90s movie of Rocko's Modern Life or something.

K H

I always thought that big 3/4 circle was a wheelchair. It has been a diaper this whole time.

K H

You are not paid enough. I would just kinda lose these kids.

K H

That is the IFBB. Also all of pro sports. Real sports anyway. If you can win and not be on gear it is NASCAR or some shit.

K H

Is that how it ended? I always busted to the robot and turned it off.

K H

I like MMA discussion. Fucking idiot. Wasted a wish.

K H

Average cumtown fan

K H

Hell yea he does.

PAC

Worst episode I've listened to by far.

Jonathan G

I lived in fucking carrboro

Fafy

Let me brag about the number of cousins I have. I haven't/couldn't count them but at least over 50

Axel H.

Me. Lol. I basically didn’t go at school from K-12 and was only really forced to get over it when I lived in the college dorm.

Buddy McCool

as someone who has lived a nearly identical experience as patrick (18+ cousins, many of them my neighbors on the same block, the rest a town or two over) i can confirm this makes you a total freak

Kate Baldwin

Very much a chapo boyfriend experience episode

Eric

I don't have a lot of cousins and we don't really talk to them anymore but growing up they did indeed stay with us in a big janky house and one of them introduced me to Watchmen (the graphic novel) before it was ever adapted.

Nolan

Haha good thing I don’t listen to those guys

The Children of Jack Acid

Dammit, I DID think I was a special snowflake for being the first guy ever to suggest we should just make steroids legal for athletes. But my take on it is to just let ALL athletes in all fields do it. They're already DOING it! Maybe we can just keep a few amateur leagues where it's not allowed, but only for a niche market.

Daniel Hepburn

6/10 Had its moments. On the plus side, Will's attempts to divert the conversation towards towards Israel were largely deflected. There is just so much happening in the new right wing mind palace that needs to be properly talked about. The fact that you guys haven't done an in depth on Loomer is criminal.

pepto_azymuth

Thanks for saying thr track name, I know the song but couldn't remember what it was called

Steeeeve

The grey wolf's dillema: you have some idea of what you'd like the show to do but posting patreon comments at all marks you as someone who should be permanently ignored

MKatieUltra

Like the only good thing about being from a catholic family, so many cousins and a good portion of them are cool

Jason

Fuck you I won’t poo where you tell me was right there…

Tyler Sutherland

The wiping out of all cousins. Known as "Cousins of Men" or "Children of Uncles"

Daniel Hepburn

Yes, heaven forbid having a somewhat nuanced view that doesn't align perfectly with the podcast. Fortunately, I am far from the only one who feels this way; most just stay silent to avoid the abuse from dipshits.

Jason Matthews

It's curious how frequently "Chapo fans" complain about the excessive Israel-Gaza coverage. A person might wonder if an organized effort to smear or muzzle all criticism of Israel and its actions has homed in on our very fringe and politically marginal hobby. If that were so, it would be very curious indeed: this show has what? 150 thousand regular listeners.

AbeLinkin

Daniel Hepburn is a known pro-Israel troll

Doug Otto

Not joking I was listening to this with my AirPods and yelled at my cat to get down from the counter and Siri misheard me and tried to FaceTime my cousin. Powerful ep

Mark Schneider

I was from the big city & my cousins from the sticks; but they were 1st ones to get me high.

Mark Schneider

I mean, isn't that what organized religion is all about?

Willm

Carrboro mentioned!

Riley M

Pretty sure I remember Matt once saying that we lost in Afghanistan due to the cousin deficit

Cesar C

HELL YEAH my two favorite pods

J.P. McD.

The numbers thing sounds smart

J.P. McD.

Yea afaik very very few people shat in my high school. They’d go to the nurse’s office to do it rather than a stall. I was “lucky” in those days to only have to poop every other day or so, it was like an event.

J.P. McD.

That’s genuine firsts? I have 12

J.P. McD.

Plus 2 steps who were the cool older ones. I was the cool older one for everyone else

Fafy

Yup genuine first cousins. 10 aunt/uncles one side 12 aunts/uncles other side.

Axel H.

Lol. The single-occupancy bathroom in the lobby of the dorm building was a frequent fallback for me 😅

Walter rememberer

So weird to me how Dance With The Devil seems to remain Immortal Technique's best-known track. infamous for schlocky sentimentality, but always #1 when you search Technique on Spotify/yt music or whatever. I guess a lot of cousins think it's a banger. Give me Positive Balance or Obnoxious any day, jfc

Walter rememberer

Hell yeah blasting weather report in the bedroom

Walter rememberer

How we ever gonna have a proletarian revolution when people have money for this kinda shit

Kinetics Video

Ghenghis Khan had the last world power with sufficient cousins to hold on to the territory for any length of time

Kinetics Video

I thought he was a different way of spelling Goku's special moves here

Kinetics Video

Podcasting is pretty much a recapitulation of that stretch in the 19th century where you never had to prove anything, scientific questions were determined by who at the coffee shop could just keep talking.

Shreddie

Please get the E1 boys as on an episode!!!

Alexandr

Yeah! At least that young 'Felix' fellow. He I'd like to hear more of.

Alexandr

I hear it's closer to 6 million regular listeners but you do you

Fingerless

weird, my mental image of a ring guy is a large mediterranean man

Fingerless

you guys oughtta send slate a gift basket. they're a reliable source of great content

KO

who else is deeply chilling in carrboro rn

Alef Khoury

Hell yeah Chris I knew you were a Weather Report fan 🌈

Stop the Spread

How do you mention Bob Sapp without mentioning Warren?

Jonny Blade

Floppy Rectum have the best album of 2024 so far

ploob

Tuff cool guys who work at your cigar shop don't want you to know this one secret

Hardcore Virgin

I know it has been awhile and I am stupid but what does this mean