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We’re joined by Jake (@jakebrodes) & Thomas (@len0killer) of the Pendejo Time podcast to get the live report from Greg Abbott’s occupied Tekkkxas. We look at the Abbott v. Biden conflict at the border, the convoys of confused truckers coming to the rescue, and the phenomenon of immegrant on immigrant racism. Then, a little more from the conservative war on Taylor Swift, including a dispatch on the subject from Brother Rod.

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Zach Pierce

I just stopped at Bucceez on the way back from a UT VOLS BASKETBALL game at the pigeon forge exit. Saw ZERO FREEDOM SHOUTERS! Big letdown !

William

Dang early ep

EXN

yeehaw!

Traplord

Greg Abbott challenge! Run around a tree without getting paralyzed from the waist down… can you do it? Greg Abbott cant!

godruler

Buc-ee's - when you're pumping gas and a deer stand catches your eye, they've got you covered

Tan Tan

If you thought the first Civil War was devastating just wait for the second one. Trump vs Taylor is gonna be a goddamn bloodbath.

Pvt. Jenkins

Oh fuck yeah, we got Dreherrrrrr!

Tvvvv

I’ve no joke listened robot song at least 50 times in the past few months

Tvvvv

It’s like the fastest way to find out you’re autistic

Mike Loudin

Before this podcast runs its course the boys HAVE to get Rod Dreher on

Mike Loudin

The Swifties would absolutely body the die hard Trumpers

Erik Bourre

thanks for the slop fellas, appreciate it

JerJin

We’re winning in ways previously not thought possible folks

Taylor Leibel

Will is 1000% correct about True Detective, very happy to hear someone else is on my wavelength about the ice disease

plainwrap

It's not just Elmo. Having been a canvasser for Bernie, the number of times people would just start talking about their personal problems like I was a door-to-door therapist was insane. This country needs a national imaginary best friend.

Justin Racine

Isn't that what god was supposed to do but we fucked that up? .3.

Joe

We’re going to Buc-ee, buckaroo!

Evan Pitkin

These dudes are hilarious.

owen

BANGER ep

T

Hearing Will say that Rod Dreher has written a 3k word article about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce after having read a book called "Among the Thugs"... I'm in hog heaven.

Biffy Caltrops

I recently jerked off to an illustration of buc-ee farting on someone's face in a bathroom stall

Last Years Man

clayton williams was the rape comment guy. even more absurd, he said it while running against Ann Richards and people say it cost him the election. the comment was worse too: Im ptetty sure he said "its like the weather. if you cant change it lie down and enjoy it

Peter Abed

Outstanding work, everyone 👏

Brendan Kneeland

I’m 8 mins in and already love these guys - excellent fit into the show

Marcel Szabo

Holy hell these guests are cookin. Laughs per minute off the charts

Rio

These guys are fucking hysterical

Schwartz666

No matter what, True Dicks slaps

Michael S. Judge

I knew a bisexual sociopath from Terlingua, TX, right on the border, who somehow got a chubby Mexican girl to fall in love with him, so he started pimping out the girl, and last I heard, he was in jail for crashing his car through a CVS and trying to raid the pharmacy in the ensuing confusion

Mac daddy

Oh God that benny clip lmao.. I don't know much about NFL but just off the top of my head, Shannon Sharpe and Gronk are both tight ends right? Both insanely famous worldwide.. Benny is so goddamn stupid

Dan

Re: The widespread arrested development now, it makes sense if you understand anxiety disorders; much of our generation is looking to the familiar (I.e. childhood) to calm the ambient distress that we are all in. I've been playing the same video game since 2000, and it took one of my friends to point out that this is anxiety cope.

Jonathan Nathan

Oh man, this is going to be my first time hearing a Brother Rod update at the actual time it comes out. I feel like I'm really part of the team now!

Shiv

I know the exact Insurance Payout Chef Felix is talking about!!! Horrible 🔪 trigger discipline

JJ

Is that tony johnny? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Andrew Cross

the boys got dangerously close to bringing up Colton Burpo lore

Ray Tavarez

First time long time this was genuinely the best episode done since our favorite adult son had to take medical leave, barring sad but important discussion of palestine. I would really like to send this to friends to get them into the pod so if a premium episode is due to be unlocked please let it be this one

Willie

Buc-ee’s is my most shameful pleasure

Cody Gibson

glad to see pendejo/chapo crossover hell yea

THEKILLERWHALE

The professions that doubled as part-time therapist used to be social worker, bartender and maybe teacher. The other day I had the guy who repairs the water heater tell me that he is on that list now.

Henry

Love the Pendejo Time boys

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

Everytime Forgiato Blow is brought up I can’t get that Jimmy Levy’s weird fat face out of my head and I start humming the song.

TC

Every time Jake speaks my brain is convinced it’s Alex from FYM. So weird that they have the exact same voice and were on back to back episodes.

Olivia Kali

These guys are funny blokes

Rusty Shackleford

Just download it! It's the "Save to device" option. (And not the "Download" button.)

William

Pendejo time is quite possibly, consistently, the stupidest fucking podcast ever recorded and I can’t recommend it enough

poiuytrefvbj55

Most racist man I've met personally was named Enrique Jimenez. He's basically a cop now.

glaourgbn

Nazis tried to find santa clause?

sarah

Woke up everyone in the house laughing at beaver nugget rations

Doug Cartel

adult texan man sees a mannequin of a child sitting under a box tilted up by a stick with a rope on it

Brant

Having lived in southeast Texas most of my life, "high fructose Americans" is the most accurate description I've ever heard about us

Philip King

Listening to this in the buccees prking lot lol

Dan

More like Die Easy Trumpers amirite

Doug Cartel

lmao 'we coulda had desantis' should be the rights version of 'bernie would have won' the Soy Conservative is literally the tiny IDF girl scowling up at you all the way from the bottom of the floor

Meatwad Cosby

Denton/Ft Worth is Oklahoma confirmed

Dan

I stopped at that Buccees a while back & it was a madhouse. People were parked way out, families walking to the store with the same look on their faces you see on families going into a theme park. The only difference I could see was the parents were also excited for the Buccees & that’s not usually the case for Dollywood or Disney World. That stuck with me, along with the terribly designed two-lane traffic circle outside the Buckeyes, I saw two separate near-accidents in that one visit. Will not be back there, would not recommend.

Red Scare Spice

I’m a Catholic chic with bangs. Are y’all telling there’s a new category of mf’ers I have to look out for now? SMH

Bryan Duff

Thankfully Lee Majors stopped them

Brian Taulbee

John Sayles’ fantastic film Lone Star called the shot of racism among immigrants almost 30 years ago. This definitely isn’t a new thing.

October

Any word on Matt's recovery? I'm hoping they're waiting to cover Megan McAddled's WaPo piece on how capping overdraft fees is bad for poor people until he is well enough to withstand the explosive anger.

Teksi Crvenović

Jake’s Enrique Martinez hit is really poignant cuz I went to school with an Enrique Martinez who was the most racist towards Mexicans kinda Mexican and talked with a thick Texas accent

Demented Avenger

Is there a link to Rod's column? I have the afternoon off and there nothing—NOTHING!—funnier than Rod's columns when you're baked.

Juan Pacheco

This made me want to drive to buccees right now

SmolDickRich

This is gonna be one of the good ones w/ Texas boys (gets ear cancer next week)

J

oh man, this was chapo classic. fucking hilarious.

Bryan Jennings

"They wanna do war, but they wanna do it the same way they bring their Harley to Sturgis" is a fantastic pithy summary of the entire right wing militia. movement.

dingbat44

They stole nick Mullens capitol riot bit. Monsters. TAFs will hear of this!!

calvin kilby

you might as well just pull up and shoot him yourself if this is what you want. if all we get are deep thoughts with kush for the rest of the time he has on this earth that's fine with me. i have enough anger to spare for people like mcgriddle for the three of us.

William Beamish

pendejo time boys killing it on this one

etienne

if you want to get boozed up with the services of a guaranteed not woke corporation why not just drink Solichnaya

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

A buddy of mine has been getting into Catholicism. From what he tells me, if you're doing it to get laid it ain't gonna work. (It's mostly other lonely older guys in there). On the other hand, if you accidentally go to Spanish Mass near Washington Square Park you can get some pretty good barbecue afterwards.

Damen Irving

We’re now in the true allegiance verse

Jessica Rios

I saw U2 in 1987 and I fucked Rod after the concert. He cried the whole time.

K H

Pretty funny.

K H

Stop asking about him. It is getting weird. He's gay and doing fine ok.

Cameron

Alright first of all Matt Walsh does not know ball some of the most famous current and ex NFL players have been tight ends (Shannon Sharpe, Gronk, kittle, tony Gonzalez etc...)

Cameron

And also Will saying kelce is the best tight end ever has triggered me

K H

Repent. Repent! I wonder what they meant. I'm ready to lay that yuyu-ca-rest(sp?) down your throat baby. I love God and Jesus. Converted from Islam for this shit. I see the way now. Please fuck me.

jfk truther

For years I’ve found the swift thing and her fans to be really stupid and annoying, but conservatives crying about it makes me kinda think she’s funny that by just existing she makes these people drink piss beer and not watch their favorite sport

Jordan

absolute banger

Jordan

first gen Mexican here, can attest to the Mexicans being total racist fucks … I think it’s cuz the first generation goal is to survive with the hegemonic culture…. Which means become poor hating patriot

Nott Hemon

It makes sense that youd think of a cock when you drink bud light, it tastes like piss.

Ksizzle

13 minute mile is 4.6 miles per hour. A brisk walking pace is 3.5 mph

Corey Reynolds

I hope Taylor swift wears a Biden 2024 hat to the Super Bowl. Maybe even show up in half time wearing it. Really rub it in.

Shmishmortion

It’s New Braunfels, not New Braunsfels.

RG13

Peter Handke’s Elmo Hugged Me is a truly wired book.

Aaron Christmas

I've lived near the border my whole life and I've literally never fallen for this shit even when I was more of a liberal

RG13

Scoreate.

etienne

last time I went to check on Andy Ngo he was running a regular column chroncling violent crime committed against people who self-ID as women but look like men and also most of them were black. It was so odd I couldn't begin to figure out what angle he was going with it. baffling

RG13

Lee Majors doesn’t fuck Chuck Norris.

RG13

Stepford Lives.

RG13

It’s a Mexican Revenge!

RG13

Andy Ngo’s column in the Chicago Chicago Star is always true.

RG13

I love Joni Mitchell.

Tyler Sutherland

Usually non-regular guests suck but goddammit these guys are good lmfao

Nolan

Kelce is not the greatest Tight End of all time. You don’t know ball!!!!

Matt Baber

I apologize in advance to everyone who is not the parent of a toddler. I’ve been saying from the jump that Mayor Goodway in Paw Patrol is based on Kamala Harris, because she’s fucking weird, speaks in non sequiturs and carries around a pet chicken in her purse. But Mayor Humdinger is 1000% based on Benny Johnson. If you know you know. I’m embarrassed to have written this.

EaZy E

Right. Just most accomplished. Personally, I'm still ride or die with Antonio Gates.

Nolan

Gronkowski is easily the most talented. He was every bit as good of a receiver as Kelce, better after the catch and was a dominant blocker. He also has 4 rings so I’ll take him against anybody.

Zachary J Rodell

I may or may not know a guy who quit meth because it was gay

J Fitz

4G Autoblow?

Jimbo

egregious lack of ball-knowing calling that wanna be gronk the best tight end of all time

C. Ries

Don’t type like that, it’s shit and annoying

Alexandr

Andrew nyoro~n ^^;

Christopher Price

yeah, Shannon Sharpe is on the networks and gronk is advertising for the Navy.

Christopher Price

Tony G. had to catch passes from Elvis Grabec, Trent Green and Matt Cassell when he was in KC. then in Atlanta he was catching from early Matt Ryan. meanwhile he leads TE in so many raw numbers from guys who were basically Tom Brady's stunt doubles. Kelce seems to be fine but he's catching passes from a quarterback who walks on water for shits and gigs.

muse

As an auntie to several toddlers, this just broke my brain

Yeah but in my defense

One of your better recent episodes. I hope you have the Pendejo boys back soon.

polarkeef

I hope Rod starts wearing the purple leather pants and jacket that Eddie Murphy wore in raw

Will

Great fucking guests.

MKatieUltra

Chris Wade plz plz plz say you’re working on getting Joyce

Mark Schneider

& the big incest reveal at the end was awesome!!

fried egg

my mom once told me the beautiful story of how her family immigrated here from mexico then concluded with “i’m just glad we didn’t end up cholos.” and we’re just middle class SoCal mexicans lol

Vita Eve

george washington actually just powdered his own hair and didn't wear a wig

fried egg

dreher’s fav jon voight is probably midnight cowboy (which is also my favorite, rod, it’s okay)

Alex

Lmao Felix saying it’s always Double XP in the IDF

Mark Schneider

When I was in the Merchant Marine servicing oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico in 1980-81 I was out of Morgan City, Louisiana, but we had to spend about 3 weeks posted in Port Arthur-- a true hellhole, gas flares continuous & stinking, racist Mexican hating scum. (Happy ending-- after 6+ months I earned enough to move to New Orleans. Never as happy to get out of anywhere until I left Honduras for Nicaragua a few years later.)

Ceruleania

Yeah haha non consensual ai porn so hilarious

Fernslinger

Better damn well not be some kind of ice disease because that’s the exact same plot as Fortitude. That had some kind of parasitic wasp from a thawing Wooly Mammoth carcass that made people go crazy and murder each other! It would be supremely lame for two tv shows to have the same plot!

Austin Gentry

ANDY MINEO MENTIONED RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

kjell

Is Ted lasso about rod?

james

Wow they got real somber when asked about border towns 😂

Noname

There's one S in New Braunfels. This mfer in San Marcos needs to learn 🙏

Will Elliot

We need a party of people who know ball

Griffin Smith

Green Berets ARE the masters of psyops as long as the psyop is convincing themselves that their wife will be faithful while they're on duty

Pay

The Gronk erasure is insane. Guy took over games and used to drag dudes to the EZ.

Daniel Hepburn

Finally, a good episode. Will mightily tried to side-track the conversation into talking about how the Israelis are the most evil, bloodthirsty monsters in human history, but fortunately the show managed to actually stay on track.

Coupcumber

Pls do a whole ep dunking on bjj

cogandbal

Paying for chapo for one good ep bi monthly must suck cock

cogandbal

These fucking guys

cogandbal

My family friend who's a drug dealer who I've known since i was 6 in Texas is named catfish fuck all of you 🤣 🤣 🤣

Alfredo Ontiveros

Craig jones is a bjj guy who calls bjj community gay. Bc it is

Jason Matthews

I wonder how many pushups each co-host can do. I was very proud of myself for crossing the 20 pushup barrier, a while ago.

Daniel Hepburn

Matt Walsh also thinks hockey players are pussies and cos plays as a bespoke lumberjack, so he can suck a giant bag of dicks

Fingerless

re: texan politicians. there's a similar phenomenon in rural Australian politics, particularly in Queensland, where all the national party politicians always wear akubras and white shirts despite being accountants and lawyers, when the actual outback cultural dress is singlets and bucket hats

Natalie

only peace loving angelic countries kill 10,000 children

Natalie

big nik used to be a horrible Vine creator

Natalie

pleathe try and cut back on saying taylor swift backshots taylor swift creampie etc cause it gives me, personally, the ick. and after all this podcast is here to appeal to me personally - scab picking adult

Coupcumber

Ironically homophobia is one of the biggest problems with bjj culture

Hank

Just admit you hate little people

Natalie

I'm not a mean enough person to even get the joke you're making edit: I thought you were replying to the taylor swift comment 😭 patreon's reply system is so bad

Zach

The last two episodes have been really funny

Baby truck

I don’t know what’s worse - every Polly wearing one when going bush or Scott Morrison not wearing one (and wearing a Hurley cap)

Ananth Ram

didnt know there were Zionist chapo-reply-guys

cogandbal

My gid we have that too! You either dress fully in plaid boots and buckle or you dress like Satan with 5k cowboy boots

Reece Coren

So horny that you’re about to go blind