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810 - The Forbidden Zone feat. Alex Nichols (2/27/24) (Patreon)

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2024-02-28 06:50:14
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2026-06

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Alex joins us once again to look at the news of the day, starting with a more serious look at the recent self-immolation in protest of U.S. Airman Aaron Bushnell. After that some lighter fare, with some stories of the bad Biden dog, Elizabeth Warren smoking weed with Ed Markey, and an article chronicling Biden’s stroke game going back to the 70’s. Finally, we read the big new piece on Bari Weiss’ University of Austin and its “Forbidden Courses”.

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Mike Bess

Time to feed, piggies! 🐽

Hamburgler

SLOOOP PIGGIE FEED OIIIIINK

CJ

Thanks, I’m starving

Justin Racine

Fact Biden went to get Ice Cream with Seth Meyers like that Solider's burning meant nothing speaks for itself. Free Palestine and fuck the state of American Empire forever.

Rahman

Love Alex. Nice slop

Schwartz666

Me too. One of my fav guests.

Jake V

RIP Aaron Bushnell. Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

K H

Spirit was in the right place but fire wasn't. No one remembers Dorner the one hero cop?

ploob

He has a posse

Juan Gonzalez

Will listen in the morning, Heartbreaking that it happened. Regardless of how obvious it is, we shouldn’t have to live in a world where this form of protest exists. Rest in power Aaron.

K H

Dude what? I said he set the wrong thing on fire.

Poppy Chulo

Someone call Robert Pickton because it's time to feed the pigs.

Sean

What is to be done? Seriously, This sucks so bad.

Bil

First

m@tt

Can’t Corner the Dorner™️

Seph

Ey there’s the slop!

Grassy Gnoll

A lack of inhibition is one of the possible effects of dementia, as is a rise in overly sexualised behaviour.

Kevin

Pls do another Hasan episode!!

Fama

They’re just mad his act of valor wasn’t in their service. The most honorable discharge

Kevin

Also Alex is amazing as always

Jonathan Nathan

Dude everyone knows dogs hate cops. That’s why he’s biting those White House cops.

D.O.D

Obamas dogs did bite people! Sunny bit a WH guest on the face. C'mon guys...

drewb

the absolute gall of Chia Raichu to beg for any kind of mercy when she's one of the most inexcusably morally bereft people allowed to post on twitter. lol

Gnosei Keilim by Yoseph Needelman-Ruiz

Facinating irony in the seemingly unconcious juxtaposition of Aaron Bushnell PB"UH's martyrdom and the description of Socrates's near the end there. Just doing it for the attention you say?

Rory

I'm a Bad Son ™️ and it's very true. I have made it home very high along some super scary highway shoulders

James Roche

Liz Warren's force of wrongness has literally caused arenas full of wrestling fans to start boo'ing The Rock

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

There was a Russian journalist who self immolated and the coverage was totally different. Navalny did something suicidal when he returned to Russia after the Russian government tried to assassinate him and we just got finished a news cycle of praising his heroism without a word of his mental state and diagnosing his mental health or linking the suicide help line.

Zach H.

I still say the Biden puppers are just protecting Joe from Keystone Cop-like assassination attempts by the Secret Service praetorian guard

Blank

Delay was worth it, the slop was curing to perfection

William

It has to get worse

glaourgbn

46:00 just do actually philosophy you fucking dweebs. it literally works from folk intuitions.

schnitzel_supreme

Why did they leave out the whole “don’t say rest in power about some white devil” part of the discourse?

THEKILLERWHALE

I like how this Bovine University asshole is essentially just a professor of being that guy at work who just learned about combat sports / climbing / crossfit and derails every conversation by shoehorning his new hobby into it. This is not specialized or arcane knowledge! There are millions of people like you and they are all assholes! Aaron Bushnell died a fucking hero.

Hardcore Virgin

Aaron Bushnell did it for attention. That was the point.

William

These guys sound like they want judo, not bjj

William

Most of this “forbidden” shit is just like, “hey THEY don’t WANT you to know that you can have your desert first!” Or it’s fucking boring. Who gives a shit about genders, there’s more than 3 and people have them, end of story. Trans people exist too, move on with your life

Monica

Labradoodle discourse on Chapo? This is content I personally pay for

AbsenteeUncle

Really surprised the Craig Jones adult karate clip wasn’t referenced in the BJJ segment.

T

Obama bit dogs

D.O.D

That you Hillary?

William

If the fucking heritage foundation tries to ban my sex rec league I’m going to ju jitsu them all into an early grave

etienne

taking Da Mystery of Chessboxing 201 next semester

T

Sorry for this cringe pun, but God is speaking to us through a burning Bushnell. "Free Palestine".

Luggi

It's getting worse before anything can get better

Gargarean

I got to question these dudes that take BJJ and think they can destroy any man. They must have some shitty teachers or they took two classes and quit. I have taken BJJ and Judo for years, and its give me the understanding that literally anyone can kick my ass. Maybe its because I am not an intellectual...

glaourgbn

wtf is "chappofym" is chapo a frnachise now? fuck yeah ok i'm in whatever cool

NYCM&AHole

Commander got sent to a farm upstate?!?

NYCM&AHole

Chapo for your mother

NYCM&AHole

I’m surprised that Warren didn’t try to say that they call it a peace pipe and make some more race faking.

Jon W

Chapo is a Wednesday/Saturday Podcast

D

I was skeptical of the whole idea of them (the kind of hater Alex mentioned) until a friend got one and now I kind of love the hell out of them. They are tanks and fast as hell and you can't tell what their thinking because they have a zoomer cauliflower haircut with sick bangs covering their eyes. Pretty good breed tbh.

Knicks Fan 1000

Matt shlap the sound of balls slapping an ass

Colemanonymous

cant believe alex missed a chance to use vince voice with Ho Hogan

hamburglar

Dogs that look like toys should be able to move like that. They’re way too fast, need to be nerfed

Bryan Jennings

I think it was Hesse who made the perfect metaphor: it's the sound of a hand covered with lube smacking an ass.

Tim Mullen

Commander is basically the Lenin of dogs. Committing unrepentant revolutionary praxis from his privileged position of being the one dog cops can’t shoot

Heavenly Father69

Exactly. The liberal intelligentsia is anti-science, anti-truth, anti-thought. Worse than the right while pretending soke yenta karen moral superiority

Jameson .

Is that still a thing? Thought it died out pretty quick when people said the first usage was about an asian american or something

Matttttttt

I just want a sound clip of Felix shouting “SHUT UUUUUP” to play anytime I’m reading Twitter

Jessie Cherbak

Commander says “Fuck the police, free Palestine”

Jaime Christley

You heard of street epistemology (Yeah) Well I’m getting people pissed off at me

Bushwald

Alex and/or Hesse as ongoing interim 3rd mic please

James Carney

stop having that loser on he sucks

brodie

Lizz Warren is trying to see the rocks big structural Johnson

fried egg

i’m receiving the news now that biden adopted commander from vanderpump dogs

A RHINO

Great episode Alex was a good addition

Elliot Matheny

the difference being that Socrates theater kid killed himself because his fake friends in the senate called him a bad teacher. Bushnell went out in a blaze of glory to stop a Holocaust. Qualitative difference there, hombre

Ardy Rezv

I personally have all the genders. Been collecting for years

Ardy Rezv

Also no talk about his radical views on Muslims or anything.

Ardy Rezv

You sure? I heard he’s been putting in hard hours at the streaming sweat shop. Hard to believe he’s still alive. Doing all that labor to feed his family. What a hero!

Quém é

Commander is the dark subversion Scooby from the Scooby Doo crossover eps of Venture Bros. Talks like a scary guy, but only to the Secret Service agents

ffffffff

one of these weeks when it's going to be late you should just release a chapofym episode instead, so we can simulate what it's like when people go to the fym channel and are confused its not about politics but nasty dudes

David Browm

The pod save Johns listening to "love me, I'm a liberal" for the first time: "oh wow, what a bop!"

Samuel Z Goldberg

Martial arts? Street knowledge? Human chess? Bovine University is what would happen if white people started Wu Tang Clan.

Marc Silverstein

Biden is more familiar with Bushmill's than Bushnell

Shfifty_five

Not just on his views on Muslims, which unfortunately were pretty similar to many in the West, but he also believed in expelling racial minorities and the balkanization of Russia along racial lines.

Shfifty_five

Obama bit dogs, Hillary ate babies.

Elliot Matheny

Freestyle + catch wrestling is the god tier combo

Billiam

we watched “Philadelphia” in POD. No idea why.

Elliot Matheny

It’s their affiliated twitch channel, it’s been around for years at this point

Brian Dutton

Oh thank God. I needed my slop.

etienne

comparable number of N bombs

daveisruff

I still don’t know why Taylor Lorenz is blocking me on Twitter. I have never interacted with her lol.

Justin Kase

That Marine managed to kill the Jackson impersonator on the Subway with a choke and no one did anything I recall.

fried egg

god okie from muskogee rules. how dare these nerds disrespect the memory of one of the coolest people of all time

Kevin

Lmao Twitter is awful

Marc Silverstein

The Zone of Disinterest would be a good title too

NYCM&AHole

I like my answer more

Mark Schneider

The Bari Weiss Cult invites in the most insecure and frightened people in the world & further weakens them with more psychotic fear. I say Good on 'Em, blanche these whiteys out even whiter so they can't go out in the Sun!! The LaRouche movement at least got a few things right (British Royal drug smuggling) & the Scientologists create some real benefits for their Top Tier Celebs. I'm glad Bari Weiss is around, hopefully some day they will go full-on David Koresh Branch Davidian! Very entertaining.

Agent Grange

Lately I've been haunted by that single moment, permanently frozen in time, where that secret service agent is screaming pointing their gun at Aaron engulfed in flames. Then other agent behind them says "I don't need guns, I need a fire extinguisher" urgently trying to save him while the other keeps screaming pointing the gun. That fucking sentence will be something I remember until I die. When this is all over, it should be tattooed on everyone who ever defended Israel's actions right on their fucking forehead. "I don't need guns, I need a fire extinguisher." Just. Fuck man.

Sam Schick

The 50 first dates discourse has me wanting Biden in a Memento style movie where he wakes up petrified that everyone is smothering him with the responsibilities of the presidency and he has to piece it all together from scratch everyday from messages tattooed on his body by Jeff Zients.

jfk truther

I cannot get enough of secret service agents getting savaged by dogs. Keep at it major

Matt knutel

They made us watch John Q w Denzel Washington in health class at my public school

Erik

Fucking disgusting. Suicide is not “self-sacrifice”

Gubriel

Alex is honestly a top tier guest

Eon Gattignolo

no less so than bum rushing an ice detention center

Žiga Iglič

Liberals would love a gay male Russian protester who sets himself on fire to protest the war in Ukraine while screaming "I had gay sex with both Trump and Putin, they are both gay"

Ethanwestcoast

What song did they play during the transition????

M.R. Alchemist

All assigned reading at Bovine U is airport books

Maciek

See the problem is you aren’t respecting yourself, any alpha male in the field will immediately sense your hesitation and “dom you”, but if you invest in yourself and learn self respect, than you’ll be investing in the respect economy, which in turn will graduate you in street bidnezz money mentality. From there, the worlds all your friend. No man will ever dom you again.

Vishnu Neppala

The Peter in question is Peter boghossian who indeed submitted nonsense to those academic journals and has made a very sad career out of it. Pano Kanelos is the president of university of Austin

Matthew Krueger

I don't feel good about it at all, but whenever Felix gets to that point it's a guaranteed laugh out loud from me.

Cole

Okie from Muskogee is a goated karaoke song for anyone looking to branch outside their usual rotation of songs

Maciek

These people aren’t killers like Roger stone with some coherent ideology and I dunno if we entering the 70s again but it’s not like the real power brokers will ever be going to these scams for the poors. This particular institution lacks the necessary skull n bone accreditation. This is just a lamer…fuck what’s the Mormon school name. Ugh. I think their medical programs halfway decent. Anyway they atleast have underwear laws and infrastructure….this is just, the dying last breaths of a generation that had a shit ton of money to back terrible money suck ideas. Once the financial backers have any retreat in fortune or just die…their fucking kids aren’t going be investing their lambo money into some dumb shit university that doesn’t even have a Greek system for them to abuse

Scoot

Please don't confuse UATX with UT Austin. Longhorns don't worry about fighting everyone on the bus, we worry about whether Charles Whitman could dome us from the clocktower.

aficionado

austin prison johnny cash

Axel H.

That “car with no gas” joke had me laughing out loud during my lunch break at work 😂

T

"Look at what the homosexuals have done to me! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it makes me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille Bluth

cogandbal

Those monks in veitnam so suicidal

T

What Aaron Bushnell did is the very literal definition of self-sacrifice.

Paul F. Holzfäller

They’d also need to mention Trump’s and Putin’s dicks being small.

Paul F. Holzfäller

That crayon eater deserves prison time for that fucked hairdo alone. Hopefully they can tack that on to the manslaughter and negligent homicide charges.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I was also shown Stand and Deliver in my middle school math class. I’ll give the teacher a pass on that one because he busted his ass the rest of the academic year. Big shoutout to Mr. Ruhl.

plainwrap

Enter the Chambers of 1/36th Cherokee Ancestry

Paul F. Holzfäller

Why are people so gay for Dorner? They hate assistant basketball coaches or something?

Andrew Cross

“I could kill everyone on this bus with something I picked up in jiu jitsu class (a methicillin-resistant staphylococcus infection)”

RG13

He’s a very, very bad dog! not a good dog….

RG13

Folks, a good dog licks his balls all day and fucks the furniture. AmIright?

RG13

Strong enough now to be unionized. Typical.

Nolan

I hope the Israeli government forces that Mark Regev guy to counter with his own self immolation video.

Nolan

Cocaine sons have fast travel map.

Tim Regan

Everyone in 8th grade English class did the Outsiders SE Hinton and got to watch the movie. A good book for year one high school.

Michael Young

Alex spitting historical truth: The anti-woke peasants of the Vendee sucked at art.

Bryan Peifer

This is why I love having cats.

Jon

“They’re growing teeth for me” made me spit take

J P 3

81-year old Biden eats ice cream with Seth Meyers, while children are dying of starvation in Northern Gaza, and says of the ceasefire and food assistance, something to the effect of "yeah, maybe we'll get to it next week, probably Monday". Great youth outreach, gramps.

Kaif Rehman

More longhorn chapoheads? 🤘

Austin Lee

Gotta keep having Alex on.

Jonathan G

Cmon Will @45:00 UT Austin’s not the punching bag here

Zachary Wood

Great episode, Alex is like Lou Williams in his prime of Chapo. Guaranteed production every time he’s called up.

Boaz Corey

If I knew how I would feed "Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society but RIPPED" to an AI image generator

Barnabas

Alex is goated

OtherRussert

The only “Human Chessboard” they should have at Austin University is the one they showcased in Hunters, Season 1.

PC

Alex is on fire in this one goddamn

T

Alexisonfire

Reece Coren

alex is so fucking funny

Erik

No it wasn’t. You know it wasn’t

MKatieUltra

The ring finger/index finger length thing is actually a legit concept (2D:4D ratio) in that it is a marker for prenatal testosterone exposure. It can predict the risk for certain cancers, etc. However, findings for sexual orientation haven’t been consistent across studies.

smooth trill player

Felix squealing ‘he filled me up! really did it for me this ep

William

No, mechanized brigade got sent upstate

William

Yeah he was so mentally ill he thought the genocide of Palestinians was bad

William

Have you ever heard of Harvard, Yale, George Mason, or literally any ivy league university

William

Biden’s new dog, Armored Division, just chewed through half the presidential protection detail

William

It’s spelled feelix

ScorPWNok

He manages to say it in basically every episode lol it drives me insane even more than "rawther"

Jonathan Nathan

The Matt Stairs of Chapo. Best pinch hitter of all time.

Jonathan Nathan

Anyone who wants to break up Russia and give its many downtrodden ethnic minority groups some safe havens is at least thinking in the right direction on that issue.

Jonathan Nathan

The difference is that Socrates didn’t exist

Sean Harriman

Omg I had to see pay it forward in like 7th or 8th grade, I was in a Catholic middle school. So it didn't seem too out of place lol was still like wtf why are we watching this lol

Ardy Rezv

The fact that he was able to even utter the words free Palestine after he started screaming is unbelievable. I hope he took something before to help with the pain.

Dale Gribble

They did the same thing to us with pay it forward. I think they wanted us to learn to never help anyone. Good advice

Willm

Wouldn't this be sexual harassment in a normal workplace?

MadamAjab

On the subject of inappropriate movies in school, my 5th grade teacher made us watch the horror movie, the Orca, for some reason and it left me irrationally afraid of whales for a while until, in HS, my grandma decided I needed to get the fuck over it and took me on a whale watch to (her words) "break me." 🤣

MadamAjab

Someone is really missing an opportunity to put PB on Biden's face when he sleeps and let nature take its course.

MadamAjab

God doesn't love us enough to bless us that way.

MadamAjab

I prefer "my way" because I hear it's the most common song to trigger karaoke-fueled murders.

Greg

It's time he got a shot at the starting line-up

Reid Baker

We got to see Last of the Mohicans in high school

AKorgar

They'll just replace it with one of his old faces, bro

Garrat M

In my high school Ag classes we always watched either Hoosiers or Marley and Me, my high school business law class we watched My Cousin Vinny and in Chemistry/Physics we watched the Jurassic Park movies and Uncle Buck.

I am become reply guy

Alex power sliding between someone’s legs and speed-bagging their nuts

MadamAjab

Valid point. I guess I just assumed they have to sign those away to the Deep State illuminati in return for more adrenochrome or whatever.

ploob

AlEeYens

Cascadia Breadloaf

So felix, just to make sure I've got this right-- jiu-jitsu is simultaneously very useful for fighting and also not like real fighting at all? Got it just wanted to make sure