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Jake had definitely been lucky with the group he’d met shortly after arriving in this Minor World, which he had immediately dubbed Venus. No, it wasn’t disrespectful to name their world, as it didn’t have any name in the first place. The different massive floating islands had names, but according to the Shaman, the thought of naming the entire world had never crossed anyone's mind.

As for why Jake was lucky, well, a lot of the different races in Venus were less than friendly, and even if he’d met other Venusians, few would have dared to bring Jake back when they met or even spoken to him in the first place. This Minor World was inherently hostile, and when meeting an unknown, the best approach was more often than not to either retreat or fight right away.

The Shaman was a bit different, though, in part due to his far higher than average level of education. As the apprentice of the Oracle, he knew more about the world than the average Venusian, making him more open to learning new things when encountering strangers. Also, unlike many of his kin, he didn’t have to fear punishment for bringing an unknown entity back to the village. His status was pretty damn high in the village, surpassing even most who were dozens of levels above him.

Apparently, only Shamans could evolve into Oracles, meaning the frog Jake had met was being nurtured to one day become an A-grade, and, from the sounds of it, the Shaman’s evolution was almost an expectation at this point. Well, that or he died. Admittedly, most Shamans died long before they managed to evolve.

“How many Shamans does the village have?” Jake asked as he took another sip of his quite excellent bowl of tea. Yes, bowl, as the “cups” of the Venusians were definitely not made with humans in mind.

“Three others and I, where I’m the second youngest,” the Shaman answered. “Becoming Shamans is a fate we determine early in our lives. One needs to be born with the ability to communicate with the spirits of the world, and even during my time in the Life Pool, I started learning magic. By the time I emerged in C-grade, I was already a Shaman Neophyte, my fate truly set once and for all.”

Jake nodded along, finding it very interesting to learn about the Venusian people. While Jake knew a bit about monsters and their Paths, he had a lot of knowledge gaps, especially when it came to these borderline enlightened species. Their society was incredibly human-like in many ways, though they certainly had their own unique cultural traits.

One interesting thing Jake learned was that there was no such concept as “parents” in Venusian society. While they did have males and females who formed couples, any eggs would simply be placed in the Life Pool and hatched as part of the next generation, with no one actually knowing which egg was their own. All these children would then be raised as a single group by the Venusians assigned to do so until the day they grew from tadpoles into full frogs and emerged from the Life Pool.

It felt very impersonal, but it definitely also had some advantages. Concepts like nepotism weren’t a thing, so merit and individual performance were all that mattered in determining how many resources each child would get. This approach also helped when there could be many years between generations, and given the high mortality rate amongst the Venusians, it wasn’t even certain that the parents of a particular egg were still alive at the time of hatching.

While Jake certainly learned a lot, the Shaman was also interested in Jake and his race.

“How do you humans approach the concept of fate and how to make each member of a new generation useful to the village?” he asked, sipping his tea. Also, yes, the tea was highly poisonous, seeing as it came from poisonous leaves, but Jake only thought it added to the flavor.

“It depends on where that human is born and what kind of values that culture has,” Jake shook his head. “Humans aren’t one big united race. The outside world is nearly infinite in size, and humans are nearly always just one part of any given faction. In some factions, selflessness and living for the common good are paramount, while in other places, it’s every individual for themselves, where you can’t rely on anyone. Most places are somewhere in between, though. Personally, I’m a bigger fan of individualism, where every person can choose their own Path and live with whatever merits or consequences come from that.”

Jake did not have on his bingo card that a trip to Venus would include sitting in a large tent drinking tea with a space frog talking philosophy, but life truly was full of surprises.

“Intriguing,” the Shaman nodded. “What other races are part of these factions, I wonder?”

Seeing as the Shaman had been nice and sated much of Jake’s curiosity, he returned the favor and gladly shared some common knowledge of the multiverse. There truly was no need to hide these things, as the Venusians would no doubt enter the true universe one day, and at that time, they would learn everything Jake said anyway. No reason not to at least let them be a little prepared.

The two had a long talk and drank a lot of tea inside the lavish tent, which truly conveyed the Shaman’s status. It had plenty of colorful decorations, was a nice lakefront property next to the Life Pool and temple, and was also far above average in size.

Of course, eventually, the tea ran out, and it was time for Jake to actually head out and see a bit of what Venus now had to offer. And he had a good idea of where to go first.

“You recall where we first met, right?” Jake asked the Shaman, who nodded in confirmation.

“Back then, I saw you battle a Boglord, and after getting in some damage, it retreated, and you didn’t pursue. Seeing as it’s still there and very much alive, how about we go finish the job?” Jake asked with a smile.

Immediately upon seeing the Boglord, Jake wanted to fight it. Plus, he kind of wanted to show off in front of his new frog buddy, and what was better than trashing an opponent the Shaman and his party had struggled against?

However, rather than get an enthusiastic response that it was time for a rematch, the Shaman looked at Jake with utter confusion. “Do you mean to slay the Boglord?”

Jake realized that the Shaman had no idea how strong Jake was and nodded reassuringly. “Naturally, and while my level might be low, I think you’ll come to realize I’m quite competent. Competent enough that I’m confident in killing that Boglord on my own.”

The Shaman looked at Jake as his eyes opened wide. “Goodness, no! That would simply be a disaster!”

Now it was Jake’s turn to be confused. “Why?”

“Do you know what... no, I forget, you do not,” the Shaman sighed, shaking his head. “Boglords are the spawn of a greater being that’s one of the five strongest creatures in the world. Slaying a Boglord will make this being aware and risk attracting its ire. However, perhaps more importantly, these Boglords are highly beneficial to the land. The water sources they reside in are constantly infused with energy, allowing life to thrive, resulting in many plants and similar life-affinity growths in their vicinity. Having a Boglord nearby is a blessing, not a curse. Now, I shall admit that the Boglords can become problematic when awake, destroying much of their surroundings, and as a result, we regularly send out teams to force them into slumber once more. We were one such team. The goal was never to slay the Boglord, but merely to make it return to the depths for hopefully many years in the future.”

“Oh,” Jake muttered, visually deflating in his oversized seat. “Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t head out to kill it by myself, then.”

“It most certainly is,” the Shaman wholeheartedly agreed. “However, there are plenty of beings you are more than free to slaughter to your heart’s content. Many lone monsters roam these islands, but you are also free to target other factions we are not friendly with.”

Jake nodded slowly. “You know what? How about we just head out there, and you show me where there are bastards that need a good slaying? That way, you can also properly introduce me to more of this world.”

“We can most certainly do that,” the Shaman nodded with a smile as he stood up. “Let us be off, then.”

“Let us,” Jake smiled, a big fan of the quick and decisive action of the frog.

“The others will meet us at the edge of the village. Now, please, follow me,” the Shaman said, leading Jake out of the large tent and out of the village. The circular crater-shaped valley didn’t have any walls or anything, but only had the natural defenses of the valley itself to mark its location, and when one had left the village limits.

It didn’t take them long to reach this limit, where four frogs were already waiting for them. Three Warriors and one Virumancer, with them being the same ones the Shaman had in his original party. Consistent parties were something the frogs also did, as that was simply the best way to go. The same people working together for a long time led to a lot of implicit understanding and improved teamwork, something Jake could certainly attest to after Nevermore.

Jake also had to confess something. Initially, he had believed that the Warriors were male and the Virumancer was female, solely based on their builds. The warriors were all large and bulky, while the Virumancer was lithe... but so was the Shaman, who was actually male. It turned out that physical appearance had nothing to do with sex but was solely due to what variant they were, teaching Jake that he really shouldn’t apply human standards to B-grade frog monsters. Something really hammered home when he learned that two of the Warriors were female, and one was male.

He could not tell the difference. Apparently, one could tell by the patterns on their skin, but Jake felt he would need to read an entire thesis to actually tell them apart. Hence, he didn’t even bother trying.

Following the Shaman, they headed directly opposite to where Jake had initially encountered them. On the way, the Shaman told him more of the world as Jake asked questions. One of the things he asked was if they were heading to another island, which was when he learned that there was a vast distance between most islands, with the closest to the one they were currently on about two months’ worth of flying away.

This also served as a reminder that this world was very different from the regular universe. Flying between planets was much faster than flying on a planet, as the emptiness of space meant there was little to no resistance, allowing near-constant acceleration and little loss of speed due to environmental factors. Something that was not at all the case in this Minor World, where the atmosphere was dense and slowed everyone down a lot.

Jake had already noticed that his range with One Step was significantly reduced, and he also suspected that any attacks made would be weakened by the environment. The toxic energy would wear down any energy they came into contact with, which would definitely affect larger explosive attacks more than smaller ones.

Not that Jake thought he would be that affected. He had already confirmed his stable arcane energy was borderline immune to any environmental effects, and with attacks like Protean Arrow, the sheer potency and quantity of energy involved was too much for the environment to do much.

Jake also started reflecting on why the Venusians weren’t an enlightened species. Why no race in this Minor World was. At first, he had thought it was because they lacked something, such as a certain level of civilization, but that clearly wasn’t the case. Also, when he thought about it more... weren’t the Endless Empire also a very well-established civilization? Weren’t the dragons?

He began to question if perhaps he’d gotten it wrong from the beginning. His default assumption had been that civilized and social races would automatically move towards being an enlightened species, but on further consideration... why? Why would that be the default?

Especially in a situation where being enlightened could be downright negative.

Monsters could gain experience and grow simply from the environment itself. As long as the Records were dense enough and the energy sufficient, they could continue to grow simply by staying alive and actively working on absorbing and refining this energy. Something enlightened races could not. They needed to level their classes and professions, and even if they only had one of those, like the vampires, they still needed to progress it.

Even the crafters of the Venusians didn’t actually get much experience from crafting. Same as the Shaman and other more fighting-oriented variants, they didn’t get much experience from battles. To them, fights were more about improving Records and getting better at fighting than earning experience. The bulk of their progress came from refining the incredibly potent toxic energies that filled the entire Minor World.

In other words, being an enlightened being in this Minor World would be highly detrimental. It would mean missing out on the biggest benefit the entire world innately provided through its atmosphere, and Jake reckoned that especially those focused on professions would struggle due to the lack of resources.

Evolution was inherently about bringing one closer to perfection, so how would becoming an enlightened race ever be considered that in this world? Even going by a more classical pre-system definition of evolution that was all about survival of the fittest, Jake was pretty sure that if an enlightened variant of Venusians was born, that poor frog would have a terrible time and die early without gaining many levels.

In retrospect, maybe it was a little silly to consider that every race “wanted” to become enlightened in the first place. Being enlightened or a monster both had pros and cons, with the environment and other factors often determining which was best. Maybe if a group of Venusians left Venus for Earth, their descendants would one day become enlightened, but who knows? All Jake knew was that his view of the subject had been incredibly flawed from the get-go. Pretty silly coming from the Chosen of a Monster, but oh well.

The group of six flew for a solid two days before reaching their destination. On the way, they did encounter plenty of things, including a few dozen powerful B-grade monsters, but none of which the Shaman thought necessary to hunt down. Again, the Venusians only really cared about hunting down creatures that were a threat to their villages or members of enemy factions.

Which, fortunately, was exactly what they had been heading towards.

“There are a few races I would classify us as truly in conflict with,” the Shaman explained as they were coming up on what Jake hoped would be a prime hunting ground.

“Most races or factions try to remain neutral, such as the Nomads, but some are hostile by nature,” the Shaman continued. “Not necessarily due to hostile intent, but literally due to their natures requiring them to constantly seek new resources or claim new territory. Their existences are incompatible with that of others, making us enemies by necessity.”

Jake nodded along, hearing a story that was as old as time itself. That was also why most factions of the multiverse ended up as enemies. The Risen and Holy Church hated one another because the Risen couldn’t become members of the Holy Church due to how their souls worked, meaning that the bigger the Risen faction was, the fewer potential members the Holy Church had. Even the Endless Empire and Rigoria originally became enemies over resources, both having to consume insane amounts to keep expanding.

“What kind of creatures are in this faction?” Jake asked curiously.

 “You’ll see soon,” the Shaman said. “And I will already warn you now to be careful. Many Venusians have fallen at their hands, leading to a fate worse than death.”

Hearing such a warning only made Jake more curious, and fortunately, he soon felt the first signs of these enemies. Ahead of them, a familiar kind of energy appeared on the horizon, a sense of death mingling with the toxic, corrosive atmosphere.

Undead.

Unsurprising, considering the kind of world he found himself in. Jake had no inherent dislike of the undead, seeing as one of his best buddies was a Risen. However, when he got closer and finally spotted the first undead...

Yeah, alright, Jake was on board; these fuckers had to be exterminated.

Comments

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

micah Hogan

Thank you for the chapter!

Firinen

Undead mushrooms

Kaden

I’m so excited to nerd out then pass out

NicN

Tftc

Belial

With that reaction, I bet it's fungal zombies

General Black

Oh I am surprised! Jake is not one to declare exterminatus on sight normally

Berks

Fungi undead

wyattmon

Whats a poison world without mushroom? Thank you for the chapter!

Fdrugc

Tftc

Phoenixdrop

I’m guessing more traditional zombie virus undead than what the risen are lol probably those fungus zombies from that one show I can’t remember right now

Demi

or zombie monkeys....it could go either way

micah Hogan

Is it gonna be some sort of undead fungus? Or maybe like a cordycep?

Caezar

Some kind of fungal parasite? Ttftc!

Azayrian105

Calling it now it’s a bait and switch. These aren’t mushrooms.

Cinaeda

that kinda sounds as if those are undead mushrooms :D knowing Jake. enjoyed the chapter, many thanks! plus there was tea!

Seiryus

Jake has an uncanny ability to find mushrooms wherever he goes

Jeroen Turkstra

Tyftc Loving the realizations Jake is having about differences between monsters and enlightened races. I’m guessing, like others, these are gonna be mushroom undead somehow, bc what else could get his extinction drive going but evil mushrooms.

Dave Mccoll

Would love to see Villy create a B-Grade avatar of himself and do a some cool insane shit with Jake on some world wonder.

Jeroen Turkstra

Loving the ballsy move, tbh I hope you’re right

Stevean Bozek

Cortyceps mushroom zombies. I'm pretty sure even the Risen would hate such disgusting creatures

Dhia

mushroom undead i believe? possibly wielding crossbows?

Misa

Tftc

Kt-x

Thanks for the chapter

Tom

Undead mushroom men?

mpop

Undead mushrooms?!

Buck

I was thinking that as well. 😂

Jason

lol at everyone (including me) thinking, "Ooh, undead toxic mushrooms?"

DirePants

Didn’t see that coming

Levi

Yeah it's an undead fungus 🍄‍🟫 society

Ben Cox

Has to be mushrooms, how tragic that Jake avoided being dragged to mycotic depths by going to the pantheon of life only to stumble into Venus and find undead mushrooms. Tyftc

Mitha

Absolutely. Thought I'd sound smart posting the idea, but everyone has it apparently.

Comeback Kid

I'm going to guess that instead of mushrooms, they all have puns for names. Like the Polter-guys, or the No-bodies.

Ray Light

Probably undead mushroom monkeys

Ray Light

Undead mushroom monkeys

Syf0

You wanna bet on that?

Alex Cox

I think this is Jake meeting undead based off the mushroom that rains spores down on ant colonies to further the spread. Always wondered if it would classify as a Plant Monster or as an Undead entity to the system. It'd be hilarious if this is the only 'enlightened species' here tho

Kaladin

Agreed, but trying to think what else could give that reaction?

Borakthrash

Frog, frog, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM, SNAKE ITS A SNAKE

Spicyice101

I doubt he can, though, since a lot of a God’s powers seem to be based on concepts, so I’m assuming even downgraded to B he will be overpowered due to his concept knowledge. He also can’t artificially trim his knowledge of concepts to be more in line with a B grade’s knowledge either due to his bloodline, so I doubt we are going to get a Villy & Jake adventure for a long, long time.

Jeroen Turkstra

Saw another comment mentioning crossbows. Undead using crossbows could spark similar ire to mushrooms

Tomer Yud

im thirsty for more

Siethrobo

Was going to say, only one thing elicits that reaction from Jake.

Alex R

Could be brain eating zombies. Its still probably mushroom zombies but could be the classic brain eaters.

Timothy Spradlin

Yeah my first thought was literly BG3, and the mushroom zombies lol

Timothy Spradlin

Damn... everyone in chat is saying mushroom zombies. I agree but man what a twist if we were all wrong lol

Michael mann

Cordysept zombies! 😁 Time for Jake to show his scary side!

djthomp

Doesn't really feel like a monkey world so it's gotta be fungi.

P A J

Such immediate hatred... could it perhaps be... the mushrooms return?!

Xander

TFTC :) Welcome back peeps. I thought we'd be back on normal nonschedule after the weekend so I wasnt expecting this this early. Hope yer feeling better Zog. Oh and since everyone else has seemingly gone for "Fung-dead" I'm gonna put my money on Undead slavers instead :D Its a long shot but thats where the big bucks are. Suggested edits: "he had a lot of gaps in ** knowledge, " missing word "his" " in many plants and *whatnot* growing in" I realise this is a stylistic choice but maybe "other resources" instead. the "and/or whatnot" thing has always slightly jabbed my brain. It just seems too much like slang, especially from this well educated future leader or someone like the Sword Saint. YMMV though. " into *slumber once more*. We were one such team. The goal was never to slay the Boglord, but merely to make it return to the depths *and slumber once more*." Repetition. Since both sentences repeat the same information you could consider a rewrite of this bit otherwise I would suggest just ditching the last four words. "but was solely due to ** racial variant*," it feels like this is missing "the individuals" "about two months’ worth of flying **." missing word "away" "Jake had *long noticed* that his range with One Step" odd phrasing. perhaps "noticed early on" instead. "Not that Jake thought...to affect" you use affect/effect in this paragraph four times. its a little repetitive. Disrupt, influence, alter, infect, change. Lots of choice for swapping one or two out just for the sake of some variance. "Why no race in this Minor World *were*." should be "was" i think since race is singular. " benefit the *entire* world innately" unnecessary and repetitive from the sentence before. I suggest just ditching this. "die early *without barely* gaining any levels." The phrasing here is wrong. Either ditch "without" and add a comma or change it to "while" "was that his *entire* view of the subject" "whole" feels more natural here " Holy Church *because of* how their souls" suggest "due to" instead to avoid repetition. "Unsurprising, *seeing* the kind of world " perhaps "considering" instead since you use "seeing" later in the sentence as well

Syf0

Undead fungal infested monkeys wielding crossbows that use enslaved frog people as mounts

nathan

Undead mushrooms haha definitely

Clint

Definitely feels like a fungal plague that animates the corpses as a zombie hive. Somewhere between the yellow musk creeper and the last of us with a side helping of cordyceps.

Eden

Actual undead, not enlightened risen

Eden

Lmao i didnt even think about that, would make toysl sense for undead in this poison world to be fungal carriers

Ty Cooper

Undead mushroom men? Tftc

James Davis

Im assuming given Jake's reaction to the undead that it's mushroom related somehow. Maybe zombie like monsters similar to the last of us

Kyle

It’s the swarm

Jeroen Turkstra

I’m loving people going for the non majority guess. Saw another mention crossbows. But this feels like a more viable alternative.

Talmadge Hires

Was a reason given for the new chapter timing? It’s coming out almost 3 hours earlier. Not that I’m complaining

Corvid

I like to imagine that while jake is casually drinking tea with the Githyanki, Miranda and friends are all screaming and running for their lives in the prima seat. Just show him casually taking a sip, then smash cut to Lillian and William coated in bits while some B grade tests their fate.

Colin

The crusade must begin. 🍄 ⚔️

zran

nah, is improbably they are wrong, there very few things what could trigger such reaction from jake so quickly, so unless this undeads shares the likeness of a certain orange f ..... it must be mushrooms

Corvid

Took the words right out of my... Mouth? Fingers? Keyboard? Eh, whatever. It's cordyceps

Brandon King

You just know that somehow jake is going to put some jake juice in that life pool and shenanigans, ensue..

NiceTryMate

I feel like Zogarth likes to sometimes remind readers that he doesn’t have a set release schedule. The chapter title says it all; Questioning assumptions.

Ctrl Alt Dust

Undead Fungi!! Death to them all.

Kjell

First of al ther is no release schedule. But Zog got a little sick and fucked his sleep schedule up alot. That's what he said on the DC channel

Brian Small

Undead mushrooms people?

GloinJr

Fentanyl?

Jesse

Came to say this myself

Noah Mclelland

Wouldn't he have to dump a hole tonn into it before anything happens though?

Samuel Nelson

Don't think that's be possible, seeing as how he she's those records to eat Yip of Yore.

Nate

Gotta be undead mushroom people

ABTelford

If Jake is automatically onboard with killing them - it’s gotta be fungus among-us. My guess is an animating-the-dead parasitic fungus like there is in South America. If it’s not some kind of mushroom then all us guessers are gonna have funny reactions tomorrow.

Gracie

tyftc 🧟

Jeryd Greer

Cordyceps body jackers incoming.

Hornbach

Next chapter: The last of Us Venus edition

Lemonsqueezy

I got the same feeling. These are undead "possessed" by mushrooms making them zombies.

Lemonsqueezy

Ophiocordyceps: the mushroom genus that takes control of creatures making them zombies.

Lemonsqueezy

Everyone, including myself, seems to think they are some sort of Ophiocordyceps mushroom.

Lemonsqueezy

Even a small amount of it would have some sort of influence to the creatures evolving in it.

Lemonsqueezy

I am theorizing that Jake is going to "upgrade" one of these frog people by the end of this small arch, on purpose or by accident. This seems to be one of the primary means Jakes forms alliances. He influences one member of a society with Jake juice, that person becomes extremely powerful by comparison and has an innate alliance to Jake by seeing him as his father or patron.

Lemonsqueezy

Oooh interesting theory, but I am in the group that is thinking it will be something like the Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis (zombie fungus) that is on Earth.

Josie

Ah well it's not the awkward "you want me to genocide these snakes for you?" I was thinking of.. yet 😊

GloinJr

Just wanted to clarify lol wasn't sure if you were talking about something else

Nathan Holliday

Oh my god! It’s an undead mushroom isn’t it!

Rewdan

Let the carnage begin. A mass slaughter of the undead

Rewdan

I have a feeling that Zogarth has had a bad experience with mushrooms 🍄

Andrew

I think it'd be cool if Jake leaned more into his perception special interest by like easily being able to perceive things like the gender of a race. I get that it's like his personality but he's got way too much perception to play a fool on basic traits imo.

Kevin Watson

they’re absolutely mushroom related, i’m guessing ophiocordyceps. is it too naive for me to hope that this shaman comes back with jake?

Foot of Doom

The mycotic undead have arrived!

E

Jake could really benefit by having a toxic world right next door that grows his palate. And he could really help them since he just so happens to specialize in helping monsters evolve into high tier variants

blucube 14

Thanks for the chapter!

Qu4rtet

Either that or he'll at least join for the event

Biggy smalls

It be kind of neat if these likely undead mushroom operated like the flood from halo with a hive mind. Hopefully Jake pisses off this A grade hivemind boss and has to come back in Late B grade or early A grade to deal with it.

Brandon King

That was what I thought as well. Could be something that pays dividends down the line..

Joken

I hope Jake blesses them with Villys blessing

definitelynotbrjenness

The Bizney Group had a chef use poisonous mushrooms to knock Zoggy unconscious so they could use their security forces to take over his dungeon shortly after it became popular. they also kidnapped his lifelong friend to get him to sign over rights to the dungeon and make it legal. Zoggy had to sign over his rights to save Astrid, but he was able to use a special amulet to escape with her to our dimension. so, yeah, you could say it was a bad experience.

Rewdan

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ABTelford

Ok now I gotta look that up

definitelynotbrjenness

dammit...nothing i try works. i'm going to need some help to get zoggy his dungeon back. anybody want to travel to a different dimension and train in the hunters dungeon before Bizney ruined it? it was amazing. People loved competing along inside the storyline trying to help with the rise of the primal factions. others would vacation there in the dungeon. Zog had it completed up to the point that jake reached godhood and discovered the secret of his bloodline. unfortunately I think we need Zog's help to overcome Bizney's defenses and he doesn't trust me since I spoiled that jake's name isn't really jake and his parents were assassins that were in hiding from corrupt politicians. Dammit, call off the dragons. i'm trying to get your dungeon. back... he's not listening. I'll show you the proof I've gathered and maybe you guys can convince him to help ... dammit, that burns...gotta run

Tanner Lannister

He’s definitely gonna try a taste of the tides they warned against

definitelynotbrjenness

demon lord greets jake by calling him dad. takes jake a little while to figure out villy is playing a prank on him.

Azayrian105

Kaladin I’m hoping something new. Maybe it is something that the universe generally considers needing to be immediately exterminated. I’m just hoping it is something new because we have seen a lot of mushrooms.

Austin Barton

Last of us zombies? Mushroom zombies? Planet extermination?

D

Endless empire?

Mrburns93

Mushroom zombies? Dope

joker ledger

what are the chances of this shaman joining Jake monster family? he got Sylphie at E, Sandy at D, and Vesperia and Jasper at C. Following that, he would be making some at B ranks.

Carl Never

Im still hopeing its that dragon at home

Carl Never

This is going to be so sick on audio ive been in the habit of driving into the sand dunes and listening with the sunset the world building from this arc is going to fit right in

Carl Never

Well when the aliens invade and it turns out you slept with a man with 3 boobs ill remeber this comment ill still say hell yeah 3 boobs

beeve

Nah wyvern doesn’t deserve it

beeve

He needs to use the damn gate of enlightenment and just meditate while absorbing the environment. When will he use the gate? He should be using it way more often… also new pages should be available in the book the sage left him

beeve

Also work on that puzzle box

Robert Thomas

Can anyone help me? I am pretty new around here, and I really want to read all the Side Stories. Any help would be appreciated.

TwoMoreYears

I'm betting tomorrow we'll be meeting some undead with mushrooms growing out of them.

Yiskah

Jake needs more points in perception if he can't perceive the difference between a male and female.

Thomas Mccullagh

I wonder if villy shut up because this entire pocket dimension will end up being worshipers of his, as soon as they learn of him when Jake unleashes his aura fully or something. And villy cracks jokes non stop about it

ABTelford

Nope, because amphibians don’t have breasts and I am SO glad Zogarth didn’t give them any because I hate hate how all these authors give non-mammalian species milk-making organs. So, thank you Zogarth!

ABTelford

Go to Collections at the top of the page and they will be under Side Stories. They’re mostly in order.

ABTelford

Dude, amphibians don’t have boobs. I like that Zogarth seems to be following common sense anatomy of species instead of pandering to teenage boys needs to put boobs on everything to the detriment of plausibility and internal consistency. Breasts are a mammalian bodily feature for making milk. Amphibians don’t need or have them. Thank you Zogarth!

Tercius

Undead mushromms inc xD

Yiskah

It was mentioned they have skin patterns distinguishing the genders. No idea why you think breasts would be the only possible distinguishing feature.

ZanSanCho

Tftc Zog! Im crossing my fingers that its The Last Of Us style mushroom zombies

Carl Never

If your on the app you can change the list from newest to oldest and they are in there after the first few anouncements great storys have fun

Levi Lowry

When Jake mentioned the risen and holy church being natural enemies due to the nature of their factions made remember sanguine and the founding of the vampires. I would love to see a new god come in and make a version of a transcendent similar to what sanguine made. Would be fun to see

Summer Coff

I like this chapter a lot. I think this story is at its best philosophically when it delves into the posthuman, where the civilized isn't more valuable than otherwise.

Chloe

Tyftc

jacob oswalt

Gonna be some mushroom style undead aren't they

Marrla

I am pleasantly unsurprised that in a very short amount of time I have found characters who's names I don't even know that I really like.