April LootKratom and Zines (Patreon)

The Patreon system is a little confusing and so was my last post.

Patreon charges at the beginning of the month. That's when we get all the money as well. We compile the zine (very long and obnoxious process) and order it early in the month but the printing takes about two weeks. I also have to work with the kratom suppliers schedule to coordinate good strains and get the best deals.

All of the rewards for charges on April 1 have not been mailed yet. We will be mailing out the rewards at the end of the month. I know if you signed up March 2nd you been waiting A LONG DAMN TIME. We apologize for that but after your first reward comes in you'll get a brand new zine or kratom every single month on a regular schedule.

The shipping process takes about 4 - 5 hours at this point. We usually pick a Friday and get some delicious square cut pizza and employ our wives (paid in smooches) to bag up kilos of kratom and stuff envelopes.

Thanks for your support!