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[M4F] Breeding you on the floor while rambling about gardening [Gentle Mdom] [Placing you on top] [Rambles] [Teasing] [Grinding] [Slipping the tip inside] [Kissing] [Thigh cramps] [Laughs] [All mine] [Slow down or you'll be filled up with cum] [Creampie] [Breeding mention] [Cum on my cock] [Orgasm encouragement] [Cockwarming] [4th wall break] [Early Access] (Patreon)

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2025-03-19 17:01:00
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Hej! So I've been keeping myself busy offline, baking, gardening, socializing into the spring weather - this casual sweetness turned out to be great inspiration for some neediness on the floor. Quite a lot of fun to record this, it's always interesting to find the right balance of sfw/nsfw in a situation like this.Another point is that the wet sounds were live, but during editing I realized I was going.. a little faster? than what I was imagining. It was a fun little thing to notice.Feels good to record and edit again, I hope you enjoy the audio! Please feel free to let me know what you think.x

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Odreh

Can’t wait to savor this after work 💕

Ree

I’m in dangeeeeer 🙉

Starlight

Aaaaaaaaa, can’t wait to listen 🙉🤭

Phantasm Cat

The tags, gorgeous. The mention of wet sounds, kiss worthy. Missing you yet happy you found wonderful inspiration to create again, hell to the fuck yeah~ Hope the little break and focusing on your offline endeavors was pleasing towards you 🫂 now... listen time..

livia

I love when I’m trying to type out something important and your notif comes through,, haha… I’m about to devour this tbh 🧎‍♀️

Mrs. Dubose

"... while rambling about gardening" made me laugh! An unexpected second half of that title but I am so here for any and all plant talk. 👏🏻(And missing the olden days back when I could listen to audios at work. Too many people around these days.) Looking forward to this treat later today!

kimmytabz

spring has sprung!! tak crunchy for this momentary break in my work day, sending love and hugs xxxxxx

MILKB00X

Suddenly the grass is greener and life is brighter.

Lainie

You are so sweet, I love your audios. This one in particular is like audio porn asmr, so gentle and lovely 💚

Phantasm Cat

Wrote so many notes on this while listening, goodness where do I even begin.. First off, yes, we will be incredibly and astonishingly frustrated together 🤝 I should have learned after listening to audios at work for years that it will do me no good sitting in a chair and do nothing about it for the next while. Hmmph. Worth it. Interestingly, this audio came at a perfect time. I've been wanting to do more garden work this year and have been preparing some of the supplies to start this weekend. Carrots, cucumbers, potatoes, the usual. Have already been working on a fair amount of herbs and chilies that have sprung up, and the prickly pear cactus needs to be harvested for some tacos soon. The fence in my part of the world does need to be fixed up as well, but I wanted to make it really sweet and floral. Rose bushes are already near the area, but I wanted to add in some local beauties to bring it all together. Yes, you can imagine me rambling about this while you're still inside to make sure nothing spills out, that's okay~ There are so many sweet lines you said in this one. From the garden talks to the needy ones, it'd be hard to pick a favorite.. so of course, I'm picking a few. The belly against belly talk, whispering "slide these to the side..", "I love feeling good with you", "I bet you sound all sorts of good, even if you try to be quiet"... okay I feel called out on that last one, but gosh did it sent shivers (that little 'sweets' tho.. automatic 10/10, always. Dude 🫠). I will add, the pacing for the wet sounds were good. Great. My brain loved it, and the imagination went along with it beautifully 😳 OKAY WAIT, BUT CAN I RAMBLE FOR A SEC?! I replaced my front door a while ago, a cute white with glass, nice floral design, a much needed upgrade from an old rusty red door that kept getting stuck every winter. I didn't notice until after installation that the door has this murky blue toned white that is contrasting heavily with the warm toned white walls we have inside the house leading to the living room. It's bugging me so bad, and I'm contemplating painting either the entire living room to match the door, or do something about the door, or do nothing and just.. don't look at that area too much... grumble grumble.. okay, mini rant over. Thanks for the reminder :,) Crunchy, I love it when you get inspired to make audios like it. I love that balance between sfw and nsfw, that blend really did make the scenario feel more real and sweet, helping me imagine that warm spring day and even warmer skin (and what do you mean you weren't supposed to cum inside while initially talking about gardening? That's the best time to do so!) Thank you for this, you're sweet as always. Sending many kisses back your way 💙 Stay safe, meow meow~

Acedia

The cozy sentient puddle glued to your chest: "Morning glory flowers are good decorative climbers that look great on fences 🌱. You may have to add some trellises to help it out a bit at first tho." I know the [orgasm encouragement] isn't as inclusive but it is a nice treat when we get it 👉👈💕 Thank you Crunch. It's nice to hear that spring and your offline adventures have been treating you well 💙

Labrini

I really enjoyed the little trip around the yard—the little path sounds lovely. Imagining all the veggies around, listening to your little plans and fixes, and trying to keep a straight face with all the grinding. Heehee. "Slide these to the side.” will be the death of me, it’s official—especially whispered like that… And back to yard talk! Frustrated? Flustered? Yes, absolutely. And I loved every second of it. "Thinking about filling you up… gets me so excited I almost get grumps.” had me chuckling, and then there you go, hitting us with "You’re all mine,” and nearly doing me in with "You’re so pretty when you fuck me,” and "Feeling the cum spill out when you squeeze like that.” Goodness. *Groans* Too many sweet and flustering lines, and if I let myself ramble, I’ll end up leaving yet another annoyingly long comment. I don’t know why we’re silly, Mister. Didn’t you know that in this household, aside from cockwarming, we also have a thing for smart brains, handy-capable people, gardening, and breading? …Breeding too… Oh well. I know you thought you were going a little faster—and yes, I understand in your brain it felt slower—but it worked. At least in my ears and brain, it was perfect. I thought it was soft and sweet, with the whole scenario carrying that urgent "I really need it" vibe—from the Listener’s perspective, at least. Beautiful audio, Crunch—very sweet and soft. Thank you~ It’s always a pleasure listening to your offline shenanigans and knowing that you’re enjoying the sun, your projects, socializing, and having fun. Have a wonderful rest of your day. Bye~ 🤍🌺

agaslumbers_

he's just fixing the garden with his rolled up sleeves and his hair in a bun (or is it too short for a bun now, I don’t remember 😅) I was so smort to not listen immediately and instead wait until I’m settled and relaxed - but I have a feeling that this audio will also work really well as a short-ish break in between all the chores and spring activities. the normal, casual garden monologue interwoven with the gentle, quieter commands that get more and more intense? yeah... 🫠 (here also I must agree with what Acedia said earlier about one of the tags 🩷) pretty birds in the beggining, pretty music in the outro 💚 thank you 💚

Mrs. Dubose

Why, yes, Crunchy *is* very forward at times as a matter of fact! (No complaints.) 😂 6:40 to 7:15 was so deliciously ASMR-y. I got a full body shiver and scalp tingles from your whispers plus those ever-magnificent wet sounds. The sudden switch from the laughing about thigh cramps to the softer, more intense, "I love it when..." 😳 And then yet another tone switch, softer still (if just in meaning) to "You're so pretty when..." was just... you melted my face off a lil bit. This audio may have been shorter than the last few but it had no shortage of tummy flipping moments. (Oh, speaking of, touching bellies? 🥰🥰🥰) One final note. The timing of the orgasm encouragement was chef's kiss. Without saying too terribly much, sometimes there are times when you just need an extra second or two to catch up. What a lovely, lovely treat this afternoon. Thank you, Crunch. 🤍🎖🙃 Oh! p.s. I hope the garden rambling is real. What fun projects!

Morgan W

Needed this after an emotional day. Thank you Crunch 💙

Anubis

WOWOWOWO wait can I just say , this is SO CREATIVE! I love the idea of rambling about gardening while doing lewd stuff wait this is so creative ! AHHH your brain is braining so hard! This ate! Massive like

Ellis

As someone who's a beginner gardener (and maybe not even that), I loved this! I also just generally love it when you ramble about anything 💜

TheRedRose

Great video! This was a great thing to wake up too. The encouragement had me... I definitely liked that. I also liked how you were having trouble continuing to ramble at some spots cause you were feeling good, gave me tingles. Also I definitely agree.

Vesper_Asmr

I love the intimacy of relaxing with you and letting things happen naturally. While listening, I can already picture it in my head (blush). But won't it be cold and hard on the floor? lol. And I never really understood why you guys love cowgirls haha. I never thought the reason you haven't updated for so long was that you're addicted to gardening. I simply thought it was because you were busy working and baking. I'm still too naive. We have to compete with prince menance for his master's love, and I didn't expect that we now have to compete with rock climbing, baking, gardening, and other things for time and affection (I'm joking). I really like listening to you ramble about your recent life, and I really hope that you can spend every season as happily as you are spending this one. btw If you get the chance, can you post a picture of your garden work on social media? I'd love to see it baby~

akailicht

Missed you, the gardening part is so precious (I felt bad for a bit when the listener's started the menace mode) (But I love it too). Thank you for the meal❤

Starlight

I’ve listened to this a few times now, and every time I try to leave a comment, I just end up completely speechless and flustered 🫠 Your "hi" never fails to make me smile it’s the sweetest little thing every time 🥰 This was such a soft, gentle, and intimate treat 🥺 Starting off strong with "I missed you"? That’s honestly the sweetest thing ever, "Right here, sweetheart" paired with that thigh tap??? Sir!!! That was unfairly good🫠 We absolutely support forward Crunch in this household 🙈 Whispering “slide these to the side” in a soft tone followed by casually rambling about the garden?? That contrast is somehow ridiculously hot to me, my god🙉… Alsoooo the kisses??? They somehow get better every single time 😵‍💫As always, your laughter is the cutest thing, truly a delight to hear 🤭 The way you said "I love it when you fuck me..." (10:03 - 10:25)!!!! just completely melted my brain 🫠, and then those fast paced sounds right after?? Yeah, mhmmm I’m gone🙂‍↕️ Adding the overstimulation element in this with that [orgasm encouragement] is just ugh way too flustering in the best way possible🫠 Excuse me sir, but silly light kissed her hand every time she listen to this masterpiece :> And yes mhmm, we can definitely agree on being flustered together 🫠 I’m so glad you had fun recording this! It may be short, but it’s such a lovely treat to listen to 🤭 You’re so incredibly sweet *head pats*🥺🤍 You sound so content and in your element, especially with spring right around the corner. glad you are enjoying your time tending to these gardens and soaking up the sun… This was truly beautiful thank you for sharing this little piece of warmth. Sending as many kisses as you need 🥰. Hope you have the gentlest day, take care~ 🤍🌿✨

i'm baby

wowza. ur creativity really shines here. thank you for what you do!

Vergil

I'm fairly certain lying on the floor at any time of day solves many of the world's problems.. 🤭 Soft and sweet and solemn as always. I could listen to you ramble all day.. Thank you for this 🌹🌹

althea ♫︎

Hmmm, Sir? Don't you think it's quite unfair you ask for good lines that stood out when there's a whole 5 minutes of you saying back-to-back banger lines in between garden design ideas in this audio? 🤭🙈 But if I may: - "you feel so good...i love feeling good with you" - "it feels good, doesn't it?...you're all mine" - "do you want my c*ck inside of you?" made my tummy flip tbh 😵‍💫 woof, forward crunch✨ - and goodness, the "I love it when you fuck me, when you ride me like this...when you feel good for me." You knew exactly what you're doing and I love it! 🤧 All the "it's okays" and the constant assurance were so sweet too 🥹 👉👈 Recently, I've been so into Crumchy's after climax giggles + how you pepper the listener with kisses while you're both overwhelmed with good feelings. Hnngg, the amount of softness those details add to your audios...ah, I melt 🫠 *whispers* ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵘᶠᶠˡᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵃⁿˢ ᵇᵗʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉʰᵉ ᵇˡᵉˢˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒʳᵍᵃˢᵐ ᵉⁿᶜᵒᵘʳᵃᵍᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵎ Thank you for this sweet, sexy audio, Mr. Crumch! Loved the bird intro and "Dozin' off" outro. Idk but I find it cute–the parallelism of how my days usually start with hearing bird songs and ends with "dozing off" hehehe Can you still be my eftermiddag? I'm so sorry 😆 Anywayyy~ Glad you're enjoying being your creative self even in your offline time ☺️🌻 Hoping for more lovely days ahead for you! 🤍 P.S. ☝️🤓 This is the second audio of the year that you end mentioning kitchen/cooking together scenarios + sexy shower thoughts. Now it's been stuck in my head too 🙈 oki bye~ 🌸

Lena C

This was the perfect audio for this week. The sun has been shining almost every day and we’ve had upwards of 12 degrees - the perfect recipe to lure a scandi out of their cave. The «utepils»(outside beer) weather and your garden ramble has gotten me all ready for summer☀️ And the casual grinding in the beginning had me swooning. Suddenly it felt like it was more then 12 degrees outside🔥 Thanks for yet another sweet and mind melting audio!

Diamond

Your little “oh hi sweetheart” makes my brain short-circuit🫠