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a relaxed rambley update for you all (Patreon)

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2025-05-23 21:13:03
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2025-05-23 21:13:21
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Hi!In this ramble I talk about audios, my day to day, the bigger picture, streaming, being outdoors, complicated emotions and a bunch more things I've already forgotten about. Feel free to share your own thoughts below, if you'd like. If you're new here, you can also just say a quick little hello! I'll be replying to as many comments here as I can - so if you want to ask any extra questions or would like anything clarified you're more than welcome to ask them here.I'll finish up my snack now,maybe you're my next snack?hehex

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livia

oh this is sweet! going to unwind, cooking with this, but may come back with questions~ 🪻(a flower for u)

filthylunamor

not me syncing with your stretch at the beginning hm ☁️ hiii crunch!

Starlight

Ah perfect timing, Just what I needed.. going to bed listening to this🥰 Hope the rest of your day is kind to you 🤍🌿 Thanks, Crumch ☀️

eve

funny how moods, thoughts, even little habits shift with the seasons and more time outside... makes me feel like we’re all just one big living thing, part of something massive. ..this is not scientific at all, just saying silly.. things, i guess,, hi by the way! i’m new here, never used patreon before lol. but you seemed so lovely, i wanted to hear more after finding your page. funny, i’m more of a savoury than sweet gal, but crunchy is the sweet treat that might tempt me. i love trying new stuff anyway ♡

Nradova

The only question i have had for a while is How did the name lustful crunch come about?

☆ vampy kitten ☆

i’m halfway through this cozy ramble hehe and i just have to say that i’m so happy you make sure to prioritize your wellbeing! and i think it goes without saying that whatever direction you decide to take your content, we’ll happily follow you on your journey! you’re such a soothing and calming presence crunch and we appreciate you a lot so thank you for just being you 🫶🏻 alsooo as a side note, i’m happy i decided to get out of my little lurking hole that i had been cooped up in for years and just engage with the community a little bit more as a listener :) oh and you just keep enjoying these warm, sunny days 🖤

Phantasm Cat

Oh, this was a beautifully put ramble! Itched my brain in all the right ways when listening, thank you so much for this, for sharing a part of yourself in this way 💙 Many parts of this resonated in my mind, especially with conflicting emotions in dealing with the people we care about, and with experiences that we have endured in life that we're in the process of healing from (and the beans. Sorry about that, I couldn't help but get a taste 😋). Trying to figure out why we behave the way we do, why our brain automatically leans towards certain emotions in certain scenarios, and why we love what we love and gravitate towards it. It's interesting to notice and see if the pieces fit together, but holy fuck does it get exhausting sometimes. I think your proposition might help invigorate both of our brains for a softer distraction 🫠 What do you mean "there's no way you listened to all of it," I will happily prove you wrong there 😂 even with that, I always love going back to old content and new, noticing all the changes of Crunch, from scenarios to accents, from what really packed a tingling punch to what makes your audios so safe and inviting. It's always been a treat vising the good ol Crunch Cafe for this long, and seeing your progression throughout the years has been incredible to witness. Thank you for letting us tag along on this journey with you, from audios to snippets of your mind like this 💙 but with that, it looks like a pb account will officially have to be made, then.. You're sweet, Crunchy. Again, thank you so much for this lovely ramble (even if there isn't a point in some parts, I always love hearing what you have to say). Enjoy the lovely rays of the sun, and stay safe meow meow ☀️💙

Vera

Thank you for this, it's been lovely and fascinating peek into your mind's workings! 😊 If you feel like doing more such rambles, I would love more if the 'opinions you don't usually share" - I'm a very curious person and I love opinions! Oh and I hope you are well aware that you're treasured, respected and accepted as your own wonderful self! 🥰

althea ♫︎

Didn't realize how much I missed your rambley updates~ I'm feeling pretty head empty rn.. all I can think of is sending you the warmest hugs, hand kisses and forehead kisses 🥺💕 (if I could, I'd share this brain's current quietness with you 🤧) Looking forward to wherever your content leads! 🤍 Hoping for gentler days for you, Sweet Sir 🪴 Don't ever forget you're deeply loved and appreciated 🥰 You awesome! You sexy! You wonderful! hehe mwahhh

Lena C

Thank you for the update. I love listening to your rambles, whether sfw or not. You’re ability to put such well formulated words to your thoughs and emotions is truely impressive - and I know it’s taken a lot of hard work to achieve. I find it inspiring. Because while we are beautifully different people, I can often relate to your thoughts and feelings. Rambles like this often makes me think and see things in a different light. I particularly enjoyed you reflections of your non-picky eating trait. While I myself am a picky-ish eater, I don’t think I’ve ever thought of myself as daring or explorative in other situations where maybe I should. I should definitely keep that in mind for later. Thank you🥰 You mentioned exploring old audios and oh dear that got a good laugh from me(in a positive way, I promise!). I’ve had my fun raffling through some of your old content and it’s so fun! I have made myself a handy dandy random generator and it awesome in helping me find stuff I probably wouldn’t have listened to otherwise. (I mean… if any of you other listeners haven’t gotten the pleasure of listening to «Aliens told me to make wet sounds with green apples» yet. Please do! Without spoiling it - it gave me the greatest laugh I have had in a long while😆) An it’s so fun to see how you’ve changed as a creator over time. While all your recent audios are all beautiful gems, there are many more to be found if one digs a little! Have a lovely weekend. Enjoy your apricots and hopefully some sun☀️

cosmicdreams

thank you for the ramble update crunch 🤍 i’m glad to hear you’ve been enjoying your time gardening and spending time outdoors 🌱 it’s been really nice to see your nature/bird photography posts as well i also just wanna say i empathize a lot with having complicated emotions regarding family, and i’m learning to be okay with that. wishing you well as you continue navigating those feelings 🫂 i hope you have a nice weekend and lots of sunny days ahead! ☀️

Ree

Crunchyyy, hiii 🥺 missed you 🥺 I’ve been a little distant from the community and your content lately, been a little too busy and overwhelmed with life to feel soft and comfy with you. Still been lurking though, enjoying seeing your posts, even if I’m not always interacting 🫂 Felt connected to this though, so have some lil thoughts 🥺 Already completely stopped listening on GWA ages ago, it’s so unappealing, completely see what your point is 🙃 Mmmh, have to say, I aaam one of the people waiting for you to come back to twitch. It’s one of my favourite ways to interact with you and the community, but totally see why it’s not something you’re wanting to pursue right now 🤍 Happy to have you back whenever you feel like it, even if there's no schedule or pre-planning involved~ The beans 😆 Love to hear you’re enjoying time outside at the moment 🤍🌱 We had such a lovely couple of weeks of spring in Norway, especially on the national day, and although I’m super light sensitive I’ve not been able to stay inside because it’s just SO lovely ✨ Re-listening to audios from 2021 felt like a personal attack ngl ahah 😂 I love all your recent work so much but there really are some bangers from back then 🙈 Mmh also relate so much to how you’re feeling about being away from Denmark and the people you’re connected to. Happy to be home now, but life may take me elsewhere in the next few years, I think, and it’s hard to not feel preemptively sad, even though I have a lot of really good feelings about it 😔 Genuinely so happy to hear you’re doing well, it’s so good to hear your voice 🫂 Always admire how in tune you are with what makes you feel good and try to do what makes you happy 🥺 You’re amazing Crunch, always love hearing you ramble, thank you for sharing 🤍 Sending kisses right back, hope the rest of your day is as wonderful as you are 🫂

Mrs. Dubose

*furrow furrow furrow* And now we restart the audio for round two to gather some thoughts. 1. GWA. I feel like this is a watershed moment (or has been for a while.) And that's okay! We all grow and change and go in our different directions. But it speaks to the undeniable shift there overall and how creators are becoming more and more focused in that “gooner” direction. 2. P-hub. I know a large portion of your audience is made up of women. I'm curious what the demographics of people seeking M4F/A content are like on that platform. 3. Have you tried wrapping aluminum foil around the bean stems where they come out of the ground? The way you described it made me imagine some slug/snail/grub cutting them off right at the ground but maybe that's not what's happening. Maybe it's a mammal of some sort, in which case... hmm.🤔 4. As for the rest, well, here's a digital hug. ☕ (I'm on my laptop and there's no hug emoji so you get a coffee cup.) Life is messy, emotions are messy, brains are messy AND busy, but you're doing great. And I feel very lucky to be here along for the ride. ❤ p.s. Your hair looks so handsome in the picture!

Acedia

Real quick. *gently shakes you by the shoulders* The throne gifts are for you to enjoy, not stress about! You have my permission to let any of my gifts rot in a box/closet, as long as they're there for when you do actually WANT to use them again lol Thanks for the update Crunch 💙. I might be back later for more thoughts.

Vergil

Hey Crunch. It's great to hear you're doing good. That you're taking the time to heal and just doing what's best for you. No extra questions that haven't already been asked, you sound so solid in where you are, I can only hope the world continues to look after you in every which way you need.. Thank you for this update - keep laughing, keep smiling, and stay sweet and safe. 🩵 We appreciate you so much 🌹🌹 *smoochies*

Labrini

Missed the rambles miserably. I’m listening to this half-asleep—it’s almost 5 AM, and my brain isn’t fully there to expand on my thoughts. I’ll come back in the morning with my coffee and re-listen, but I wanted to say this now. Those gifts were never meant as a burden, a trap, or to force anything. Gifts aren't there to cause stress or pressure, so please feel free to toss them, keep them, let them rot, or ignore them completely. I can’t and won’t speak for anyone but myself—but for me, they were meant only to put a smile on your lips… so… You are very appreciated. Thank you for the update, and I’ll see you again in the morning. I hope your day is going well, and that you had a good time outside in the sun. Bye~🤍 Morning edit. Thought this most likely won’t get read, but I fell asleep with these thoughts and woke up with them—so here I am. GWA, as it is right now, is kind of a mess. It’s always been a bit Kink centric, but not like this—not with this volume, this level of taboo, this... porny, "gonner" vibe, or whatever you want to call it. I don’t know. I don’t go there often, but every time I scroll through out of curiosity, I either roll my eyes or cringe. No kink shaming, it’s just not for me. Hmm. I actually think the break from streaming was good, in my humble opinion. As you said, it was never about the money—it was about spending time with your listeners and having fun. But in the last few streams, it felt like you were more pressured than enjoying yourself. Might be wrong—but being cooped up in the basement with no windows, the constant growth, the camera... it felt like they were sucking the fun out of you. Don’t get me wrong—I miss those small interactions—but they should be enjoyable for everyone involved, not just us. I don’t know, maybe it’s the wrong way of thinking about life on my part, but I’d rather do something I love—even if I don’t make “good” money—than feel unhappy just to have more. I’m good. I’m content and happy doing something I love, and I still have time to enjoy myself. Sure, I know—what about retirement and all that? I don’t know. I guess that’s something to think about when the time comes. I like to imagine I’ve heard almost every audio, but sometimes I find myself randomly scrolling in here and tripping over something I haven’t listened to before—and it’s so much fun! To me, whether new or old, all your audios have their own charm. Sigh. I don’t think there will ever be a time when I don’t have complicated emotions about family. And while I’m usually good at dealing with that and talking it out, this time... I don’t have much to offer. The complications have reached new heights this past month, and so... yeah. I’m really happy you’ve found the right path and pace with your feelings, and I hope it continues getting easier as you keep navigating through them. I imagine the apricots will still need a little bit time in the sun. After all they still need about a month, maybe a month and a half to be in season. The fact that "I don’t usually splurge on a bag of apricots" had me chuckling. Apricots and mangoes are my top favorite fruits (along with pineapple), but they’re stupidly expensive. I usually just look at them lovingly as I pass by, but don’t buy them—unless I’m in a “fuck it” mood. Funnily enough, I was in that mood yesterday—and not only did I buy a mango, I bought two! Look at me go! Okay, I’ll shut up now. Once again, I talked way too much and my brain feels too busy, so I’m going to hop over and listen to the summer rain audio. Sweet dreams, Crunch. May your morning be gentle. 🤍 Ps. Poor little beans!!!

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It's always good news to hear that you're doing well. Have a great weekend🪻🍀✨

NatsunoSun

Before listening, just want to say — last year was really tough for me (health and family stuff), and your voice brought me a lot of comfort during the hard time. Thank you.🩷🤍

vera ✩

the thing i loved about discovering you, is the fact that you stand out of all those GWA audios. i’m realising your content is what i feel comfortable with listening to, so thank you for that crunch💐🩷

Cor

Listening to this at 3am because my sleep schedule has been terrible lately; will do my best to come back with some more coherent thoughts later on. (I do miss leaving long comment on your things, life has just been life-ing lately and keeping me busy, and so it is what it is <3) It is lovely to hear you ramble on and hear the meandering paths your brain is wandering one lately. It's good to hear you've been enjoying your time outside and offline and doing things with your hands and digging into the dirt! Spring and summertime always feel a little odd for me because it always feels like there's too many things to do than I have time for; whereas in winter, I am more compelled to sit down and tackle the things that have also been quietly existing in the corner in the interim. Currently tucking away little bits and pieces of things you've talked on as food for thought later, but the general sense of things that comes to me in this moment is: always happy to hear that you're doing well and are content with where you're at and what you're doing; your genre niche of softer/ intimate/ cozy content has been a standout part of your "brand" that I am still so happy and grateful I've come across; yes please to other sporadic updates when you have the time for them. More than willing to follow wherever you end up posting in future, and happy to go perusing the aisles of your audio library in the meantime~ Hope the days are good to you in your part of the world, cromchy~ Sending kisses and very sleepy snuggles. - cor 💕

leithskye

Thank you for sharing your mind and heart, once again. You mentioned that we might question how you live your daily life, but I want you to know that the joy you express about the flexibility you have in your life, and the times you can go to the coffee shop or go climbing and then dive into your creativity, has really made me rethink how I want to spend my work life. You've shown me what it could feel like when you do what you're passionate about. Thank you so much for that, Crunch. That's not what I was expecting to get out of listening to spicy audios, but here we are 😊💕

vocablush

Thank you for posting this to the free tier! I had to unsub here last month for a little while but I’m hoping to join again soon 💛 I’ve missed your twitch streams but I’m happy you’ve been going outside and enjoying yourself :3 You have a very comforting voice and a very interesting mind so it’s lovely to get any little updates from you, they always brighten my day. I relate to your feelings about GWA even as someone who only joined early last year. I think at least for me, I initially enjoyed browsing the front page as it offered an alternative to other more mainstream platforms for that kind of content, because there was a wider variety of topics than the tropes always pushed to the top of other websites. However it feels like over the year+ I’ve been active there that now a lot of GWA is also just the repetitive mainstream tropes that I wanted to avoid or at least explore beyond. I hope I’m not being too vague here, I’m not 100% sure how explicit I can be in the comments here haha Like I initially found GWA when it was linked to another subreddit that’s focus is content for women, shared by other women, in a space where even categories on mainstream websites labelled “for women” still produced the same typical male-gaze oriented tropes that (over)populate the content landscape. I’m happy you still create what brings you joy, and I think that shines through in content. While that passion can still be seen in some creator’s script fills, I’ve seen many join the space purely for monetary reasons. I’m all for artists being paid and people getting that bag but I feel like with art in general it loses some of its ability to evoke strong emotions when you can’t feel the creator’s passion through their craft. Your work feels special and powerful because it’s clear it brings you joy ^.^ I also have a brain that does a lot of (and sometimes too many) thinks, so I can relate to that strong desire of reaching “head empty”. I find it happens most naturally when I’m enjoying something so much that my brain is so full of the good emotions it doesn’t have the capacity to overthink or get too contemplative. Of course there’s times when contemplating life is helpful, like when a creator I really admire posts a ramble and invites me to share my thoughts, hehe :3 Aside from it possibly being a part of me maybe having a more neurotic personality, I’ve found certain medication helps me personally. But I’m hopeful I can keep learning to drench my brain so much in living in the moment that I can reroute some of those neural pathways to be mindful and present without me having to actively try super hard. I hope you have a lovely weekend Crunch, thank you for sharing your beautiful mind (and voice!) with us 💛 xx

TheRedRose

Thank you for opening up and rambling. I’m glad you’re doing things that are helping with your peace. Your happiness and health is all that matters. 💙 I know it’s hard not to over think but just try to take things one step at a time. Always remember that you’re doing the best you can, no matter what version that is for you at the moment.

Ann

No idea what it was that made me find you somewhere on the internet. Though I have to admit, I could sort of tell that you've always had this genuine part to you. Refreshing to hear because it really does feel intimate. I appreciate you for being able to tickle my Brain in ways I've never thought were possible.

AA小羊🍙

oh hi im new here…i don't know what to say but loveeee u:3

fleurfaust

Somehow, I never got notified about this post so I just stumbled upon it now! A shame really, patreon keeping me away. *sigh* /jk But I’m glad I got to listen to you ramble just now, I missed the streams (even if you had one just recently) but I’m happy the break was/is good for you, it’s what truly matters. I appreciate the little respite your rambles bring to my always-overthinking brain, even though it’s a short break and that your talks might resonate (more often than not) and make me think about things, I still enjoy it a lot. Anyway, I’m not going to turn this comment into my own ramble. I’ll just say I appreciate you. 💜

filthylunamor

Missed your voice and presence. x