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Hi there lovesSo this month had several swings in moods and ideas, but finally I ended up on something that felt just right for me. No penetrative sex, just talk of it, lots of kissing, grinding, feeling good - relaxing together. Mostly just listening to me ramble about danish history before the year 1000, but mostly just about people. People from way back then, a light sondering.

In my mind the characters are both researchers, at a conference together, with a cheap hostel room in a hallway full of other coworkers. It's all vague in the audio, but I thought a little more clarity could be useful for what I had in mind. I'm definitely on team show don't tell, even when it sometimes becomes don't tell even if you don't show. But oh well, here I am telling anyway.

I hope you enjoy it. Please do let me know what you think!

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Phantasm Cat

[History rambles] [Silly outtakes] [ONLY ONE BED!!!!!] You're going after my heart here, buddy 🫠🫠🫠

☆ vampy kitten ☆

oh how i’ve been looking forward to a new audio! i’ll listen to this very soon and get back with my thoughts but i know i’ll end up really enjoying it hehe 🖤 i hope you’re doing well crunch!

Vera

Happy Friday, I need my headphones! 😆

Vergil

*scurries for headphones* You had me at "only one bed"... This is gonna be gooood ☺️

kimmytabz

“did you eat the mattress” yep. sure did. was my plan along. you’re a genius, crunchy!!

althea ♫︎

Ohohoho my motivation to finish work early is here 🫢 hehehe Thank you for the meal!✨ And thank you for your hard work, Mr. Crumch 🤗🤍 Can't wait to listen~

Phantasm Cat

So.. when are we expecting this book to be released? My wallet and brain are mighty curious 👀 This audio is a beautiful blend of comfort and need, sonder and an anthropological perspective of the common man, and the absolute silliness that you are able to sneak in (because of course, the only way to have a true one bed trope is to eat the mattress. It's common knowledge at this point 😋). I always love it when you approach the concept of feeling good without having that need to go forth that extra step. There is no pressure in advancing, just feeling content with each other's company (and lips.. oh those kisses..). Yeah, getting more and more with the nitty gritty is hot, and giving in to urges is always a spicy endeavor, but moments like these always have a special place in my heart. Along with that, it's been a minute since we've had a silly outtake, and goodness did it make me laugh so much!! This audio came by in such a needed time to decompress and relax with you. You're wonderful, Crunchy 💙 thank you~

Odreh

“You can wake me up however you’d like” okay but what about now though?? Wait no I loved the squeaky outtake at the very end🥹

0

Perfect, my angel, thanks 💜✨

Labrini

“Did you eat the mattress?” Mister, please—I launched it from the window. Do you truly think a mere mattress could stop me? HA! 💪 What a lovely audio! Have I ever said how much I love it when your silly side comes out to play? I have? Oh well — you don’t mind me saying it again. Love me some sillies 🤍 Seriously, this audio was such a mood-lifter. I had the softest, silliest smile on my face the whole time. You have such a gorgeous brain, Crunch. It’s such a joy listening to you ramble, and this was such a beautiful way of looking at history. All the books—all we’re ever taught is about kings, kingdoms, wars, who came to power— blah blah. But we never stop to think about the smallest things: the people, their lives. There are books like that out there. I can’t recall the name right now, but one author talked about a forest and what the passage of time and wars did to it—how people had to adapt and change, their lives, their needs. It was a very rare read for me, and your ramble reminded me of it. I have a feeling Mister Anthropologist’s book would have been beautiful. Btw, do you really not have many reindeers? I don’t know why the undressing part had me wiggling happily, but it did. Loved the little menacing energy—I’d totally have done the crawling thing too 😂 You know, telling a yapper that you love listening to them is a dangerous game—they’ll never stop. But it does warm their heart. Me? A yapper? Never. Look how small my comments are 😅 I really enjoyed the soft, no-hurry, no-expectations grinding—just simmering in gentle neediness. There will always be time—during the night, in the morning, or maybe the next kiss… who knows? To me, that’s beautiful. Sigh, those kisses, Crunch. Those kisses… Those kisses… That whisper-soft “shh,” the hush of secret want, the delicious guilt of we shouldn’t... sigh. So sweet, so soft—you just want to melt. And Mister calling us sweet? I don’t think you realize how deadly that is. Look at my bones—gone. Melted. What am I supposed to do now? Well… thank you for being this sweet 🤍 Also… my goodness, that last outtake?! I’m tearing up!!! The gasp, the little squeak!! Hehehehe I love you. Thank you for giving those to us. And just to be clear—I might be rolling on my bed chuckling silly, but make no mistake, I’m also a little hornball… THE GASP. (I may or may not have gone back multiple times to listen to it.) Enough, enough—I’ll stop yapping now. Thank you for the audio. It was so much fun, so sweet. Appreciate you 🤍 (Boy, I’m throwing out too many hearts today, but that’s your fault for making me feel this soft.) I hope you have the sweetest day, full of smiles and warm sun. You are lovely, Crunch. Thank you. Soft little kisses. Bye~ 🤍🌺

amc0125

Your comments made me smile 🥰 Looking forward to some quiet time and my headphones later. Crunch, you make for a lovely evening distraction. 🌙🩷

cosmicdreams

oh my goodness 🥺 not sure how you manage to outdo yourself in tenderness and softness, but you do. i’m not feeling well today, and listening to this is the only thing that has managed to make me forget about the symptoms i’m experiencing, so thank you 🤍 i don’t know, maybe it’s my own sleepy hazy feelings matching the vibe of this audio too, but i felt so immersed in this one, i even shuddered a little at the cold fingers mention 😂 just a lovely audio that i will definitely come back to (maybe even after i finish this comment) and the bloopers, please 😂 you’re so cute 🤍

eve

did love feel different back then, all those ages, centuries ago? was it butterflies like people say now? or more like safety? or maybe that indescribable awe, that ache of longing? i'd like to think it was all of it at once. messy, overwhelming, delicious. or maybe not.. maybe it was something quieter. something that crept in slowly, settled deep in the chest, warm and persistent. either way, it sounds like the kind of thing i’d want to feel again and again. i think i’m in love with the feeling of love. sorry, ig that got a bit rambly... ah back to the audio, itself...there’s just something so... sexy about someone talking about what they are passionate about, be it history or anything, really. especially when they’re close. in my case, that usually ends with me kissing them. would you mind that? i hope not. i really can’t help it, it gets me all happy and soft and, well, extremely attracted when someone’s passionately yapping. thank you for the audio and the lovely goodnight-y msg of it. i’m off to bed now, full of thoughts and flutters♡

Mrs. Dubose

This was like the very best kind of bedtime story. 🤍

Acedia

The silly meta bits and bloopers are always fun. "How dare you accuse me of something like that! . . . but maybe don't look out the window 👉👈" lol On history yaps, there's a funny story about the first telephone in Cherokee Nation in 1886. Business man and CN citizen Ed Hicks wanted to demonstrate telephones to the Council and sell them on the idea of installing them across the territory. They strung lines from Tahlequah to Fort Gibson (28 miles) through hills and valleys using mostly trees as poles. And after all the trouble of setting it up the very first call goes like this: Guy in town 1: Who is it? Hicks in town 2: It's the devil, and I'm coming after you! Imagine literally revolutionary technology that overcame the language barrier limitations of the telegram operators, and all the gravitas that should have received. . . And Hicks couldn't resist playing a silly prank on like an entire town lmao. People weren't really all that different 140 so years ago, just most of it gets lost to time. Anyways, the soft rambles and sleepy kisses were so sweet 🥺💕 Thank you Crunch.

althea ♫︎

I underestimated how strong the eeps would be after a tiring day at work 🥹 but hey, I at least have an excuse for "accidentally" putting on your shirt to sleep 👀🤭 also fun fact? I'm currently sleeping on two piled up mattresses AHAHAHAHA the coincidences are too cute.. (YOU are too cute 🙈💕) Am I sure I've listened to the whole ramble awake? Nope. 😆 But from what remember, I'm sure I'd love this book 💗 While I am very much entertained by the crazy stuff that happens with rulers/monarchs, I find customs, traditions and cultures among the common people much more endearing. idk, feels like it has more.. heart? or maybe it's the specific topics your sweet mind chose mmmm ☺️💓 anywayyyy I appreciate how you kept this audio schoft 👉👈 made me a little needy by the end, but still so schoft~ The contrast of your cold fingers with your warm bare chest, the eye contact, gentle kisses and the sweet praise.. aaahhhh, everything about this did good things to me brain. Thank you so much, lovely Sir 🤍 Will definitely come back 🫡 hihi P.S. You call it silly outtakes, but I was just amazed by the different tones you tried for that scene. You're so cool actually. 🤧 Oh and *coughs* I'm adding this to the list of audios that need a part 2 uwu love ya silly man~✨

Labrini

OH!!! That’s where the cute wAr pronunciation came from!! Heehee, you too cute, Crunch 🤭🤍 Gotta love how my brain works—I get random epiphanies while drinking coffee. ☕😄 That's all, ok bye~! Xxx 🤍🌺

Ari

As an anthropologist, the funny thing is (stereotypically & at the beginning) American anthropologists study normal people and their lives, but everyone else is focused on the history of their country LOL.