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[M4F] Let's totally not stay in bed forever [BFE] [Silly] [Cuddles] [Kisses] [Bad joke] [Morning voice] [Yawns] [Riding] [Creampie] [Please] [Lots of Begging] [Don't stop] [4th wall aftercare] [Cockwarming mentions] [Guess the number] [Early Access] (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-08 14:37:29
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2024-11-21 21:27:32
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2026-06
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Hello lovelies. Here's a new early access audio for you! I've not had time to work in wet sounds yet, so if you'd prefer to listen to it with those, it'll be up available in a few days.But here's a very classic, just like you're used to, early morning cuddles, kisses and sex.It's even got a lil 4th wall break at the end! I hope you like the audio, I certainly enjoyed making it 🍉

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Ellis

i've listened to this audio 100 times by now but i still laugh at that terrible joke every time... it's so dumb but then i remember that one of my favourite jokes is kinda similar so i'm just as bad, i guess. "why do French people only one egg per omelette?" "Because in France, one egg is un ouef" (terrible, I know haha) also, i am maybe *a little* tired of the for-e-ver but that's totally on me for listening to this too much

Mélancolie

Almost fell asleep but that joke cracked me up lol…Wish you a happy July~🫶

althea ♫︎

So THIS has the "it's satisfying for one moment and it reverberates afterwards" comment! It's been a while since I last listened to this, but it's crazyyyy how all my facial and body's reactions fit exactly with what you say 🙉 Did I subconsciously memorize it? crazyyy~ Want another crazy thing? I can still remember when (before joining patreon) my brain focused more on sensations while listening to this, but now, I imagined more visuals of your body during this listen. 😳 oh. my. gosh. crazyyy 🫣 Thank you so much for this audio, Mr. Crumch! Such a perfect find for my silly, eepy, norny mood ☺️🧡✨ Sending you lots of kisses xxxxxxx (7 bc guess the number answer hahahaha) Goobaiiii~ 🙇‍♀️

Orihime

Crunchyyyy!!! Everything about this is so lovely, the sound of your voice vibrates through my earphones had me shivering down my spine and especially the 4th wall break is amazing!! Beautiful to wake up to!! You stay safe and big hugs!! 💙

Natascha

not me blushing at the 4th wallbreak lmao my oh my

Phantasm Cat

Yup, forever in bed, heeheehee. Another great scenario, getting away from responsibilities and just enjoying the moment, giving in. I love how intimate it feels, the begging, the pleas, the "just for me," gah, I love it so much! Pfft, Juan. You're funny. So very cle-verr. My turn. What does the cat say after making a bad joke? Just kitten! Yes yes, thank you, thank you, hold the applause. It's never wrong to be silly. There's never enough silliness, so please, keep it rolling! And do I think about you while listening, do I create scenarios that you mentioned that somewhat feel real? Uhm... guess :) ... I did think 7, shoot. Am I really that predictable? And I would punch you a little there, you're right on that, so yes, another pat on the back! Last point, this is how I see it. Despite you not being physically here, we are in a way manifesting these scenarios in my mind to make them feel real. Are they happening in the physical realm? Of course not. But in the mind, while the brain is firing off from receiving these sound waves, and the imagination is putting forth the pieces from this information received, it's safe to assume that you are real. But then I start to think, what exactly is real? Just because I think of it, does that make it real? It seems real to me, so does that alone make it real in general, despite the people around me not being able to see it? Hmm... I like this. Thank you kindly for this audio, always amazing! Stay safe out there, Crunchy. Sending big hugs and many scritches. Btw, always in my ears 🤗

Libby

I promise I'll have actually decent feedback when it isn't 1:30am but I just had to say that your lower, lilting, kinda lazy post-o voice just washed me in warmth chest first and I would happily drown in it if I could. It was just.... Really nice. Goodnight crunchy 💜

Kayla

ummmm the begging, the whispering, and then the 4th wall break!! I’m actually squealing out loud. Bye I need to go touch grass & the “ah ah ah look at me” 🧍🏽‍♀️🐱🦋💦 Ahhh today’s gonna be a good day after all 🥰 la la la la

Ange

Oh my lord I literally covered my face with my hands at that joke. Then the 4th wall break? 😳 I instinctively chose 7, then my brain said “that’s too predictable, pick 8”. I feel like statistically 7 has to be most common?

MsAnira

I know it exists a logical explanation for choosing 7 because I’ve seen it before but honestly I’m too lazy to look for it right now so we’ll just leave it at that 😂 This was so nice and intimate. Really good. You have honey voice. The texture of your voice is like that of honey, it runs lazily, sticky and so very sweet. And it’s very warming to listen to. You know when you get a spoonful of honey and the taste, texture and warmth spreads all over your mouth and fill your senses? Kinda like that. This scenario is so good. Hmm. I’m such a lazy person that it wouldn’t take me long to agree on staying in bed. Cosy, right?! Really nice to listen to you, Crunch. I do hope everything’s going good for you. When you ask about the imagination thingy. Honestly it’s really really difficult for me to explain. I don’t really imagine you. Because, it isn’t you. You know what I mean? And there’s some people that when I listen to I see colours and textures in their voices instead of faces and bodies. So, while everything may not be real, like for an outsider, is still very much real to me… it’s real TO ME only, because I view things very differently sometimes. You understand what I mean? I don’t know. I’m kinda lazy in my mind right now to come up with a better written explanation 😂 Many hugs dear! 💛

Menula

This was lovely. I like it when you laugh and tell silly jokes during your audios Crunchy! I also like that I can hear the smile you're wearing while talking haha, I imagine you smiling and talking into your microphone, it's really endearing 🌼 And I promise I'll make sure to think of the number 7 next time I'm listening to this 🤞🏻👀

solarpowerduck

(me, turning up the volume on my headphones quizzically) (me, realizing crumpfchy's rumbly morning voice is nearly too low for my expensive headphones) (me, remembering how much I paid for my headphones and thinking maybe my ears are the problem instead) Nope, not tired of "for-e-ver" 🥰 but I think we might need to track down this Dutch fellow for an interview. You know, when-e-ver he's free. There's something sweet about having just the vocals. Is it weird to say that it's like the roleplay is happening directly inside my brain? I mean, I guess it normally is happening there anyway. But this gives me the vibes of two non-corporeal spirits having cuddly lovely sex time.

Alx

okay but I literally bought bone conduction headphones like a week ago 😳 I call em my bone phones

_S

That was a terrible joke, but I laughed and now I think I hate myself.

KK

Eek 7 is always my go to number omg!!

june

I couldn't listen to this one right away so I was just anticipating it for days. Oof Crunchy you're so good at creating these little scenes & I feel like I'm on vacation in this perfectly cozy, sunlit idyll, it's so vivid. And the 4th wall break just absolutely wrecks me in the best way. I don't know how you do it. Lovely as always, hope you have a great week! thank you 🙏💜