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Hello lovelies - Here it is! The first exclusive Patreon audio of 2022! (kinda?, well monthly one, anyway!)I took my time to sit down and get in a real silly, fun, cuddly mood, and pressed record! So here he is, crunchy at his silliest, convinced that he's able to win any bet and friendly competition you throw at him.I really hope you like it, and that this can mark a fun end to this month of teasing. ❤Thank you.

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Emmaleigh6692

I love everything about this audio, but the "you're not an article of clothing" bit really got me. I think partly because that's how my brain works as well. I don't make audios, but I do write and I have this problem where in a first draft I have to write out all the actions a character does to get from point a to point b even when it's something that should be intuitive, so I can totally see myself writing something like that for a character to say.

Ushi

Friends to lover will be my ultimate favorite (frenemies to lovers might be my close second cause the tension gets me 🥴) and I know playful, teasing Crunchy will get me all soft and gooey! Ahhh I just want to leave my desk and Tokyo drift back home to listen this 😩 but I know it'll be worth the wait, thank youuu in advance crunchy 💓

Bek

Ohhh silly crunch ☺ this is going to be a good one! I can't wait to listen later today (why do I have to work 😔) 💕

Frankly

"You win, fuck you" laid me out. I'm done. Goodness. Well done, Crunchy 💜👏

Dre

The sfw endings are just adorable. Just a classic glazed for me. I actually don't think I've ever had a vanilla donut? Oh but blueberry donuts are lovely. Wait!! Does Denmark have donut holes? We call them munchkins if they're from Dunkin Donuts in the US or in Canada they call them TimBits

Natascha

how are u this adorable and hot at the same time?

cosmicdreams

“please fuck me” in that voice… yeah i would fold right there. listener senpai is stronger than me there’s been quite a few neck cracks in the audios lately, can we set up a “crunchy goes to the chiropractor” tier on patreon? 😂 i would join, but also i need to go myself so i’m being a bit of a hypocrite this was such a fun way to end the month! i love the lighthearted banter, the playful teasing, and of course the whispers and begging. this one definitely had me smiling the entire time, so thank you for bringing us some joy and good feels ☺️🤍 as for the donuts, i’ll take anything cream filled… 🚪👩🏻‍🦯

mari

uh! what a wholesome audio!! i’m so much in love with the friends to lovers “series”. the audio is soo sweet, cosy, silly and hot at the same time. literally chef’s kiss. “i like vanilla.. i’m such a basic bitch” lol, i had a good laugh there😂 thanks for the audio, crunchy !! take care🤍🐾

Mels

[stupid giggles] [choking on air] [fires self directly into the sun and it’s still not as hot as this] [the apple filled one with the cinnamon sugar, please]

Natascha

ok but as a REALLY competitive person this was perfect. i want someone to tell me i won while having sex now lmao

Ange

Listener won, but no one really lost 👀

Mrs. Dubose

VICTORYYYYY!!! I would like a glazed lemon filled doughnut, please. 😁 Seriously, when is this guy going to realize that everytime he says, "There is no way..." that it never ends the way he wants. 😂 This may possibly be my favorite audio you have ever done. So funny, so sweet, so silly. 19/10. I laughed so much, and am awash in all the happy smiley cosy feels. 🥰 I absolutely loved this.

FluffyReads

This was absolutely adorable! The teasing, the banter, the jokes and the begging! Uf! Top tier! You did an amazing job!

HotHunnyBunny

Friends to Lovers, one of my biggest weaknesses 🥰

Vivitorie

This is SO good, please. Adorable ❤ After the ending I'm just a happy puddle, smiling foolishly. How are you so sweet?

kimby

This was so cute!! The playfulness in your voice is always so good. It gets me smiling and laughing every time. And the way your voice kept changing from high and desperate to satisfyingly low? Oof. Just kill me now. The balance between teasing, begging, and silliness was done so well. You’re too cute aahhh haha 🥰 Good job with this one, I’m high off your sweetness and the feeling of victory. Thank you~ Also, vanilla is SO good idc if it’s basic 😤

Sylphae

❤❤❤❤❤ Thank you. From starting this morning crying before even getting out of bed... (I'm okay, the reason doesn't matter anymore) having a pretty cruddy day at work. To now going to bed feeling good, warmth, happiness, and laughter. 😊 Thank you for doing what you do, so well, for caring about how I feel, even though you don't know me, and renewing my sense of hope, that there is still happiness, joy, and kindness in the world today. Okay, listening one more time before dream time... 💕

Kayla

*chef’s kiss* delicious!

Pocketlizarddd

ok but friends to lovers is definitely a favorite of mine AH. this might be unusual but i like to listen to audios for the first time when it feels right, so im saving this one for a cozy day lol. but by the tags i can already tell I'll enjoy it 😳 haha

Phantasm Cat

Friends to lovers will be the end of me, I swear it's so good... I did have to pause it literally the second that "hot sexy body" part showed up, I'm sorry, i cahnt, that was too funny! You deserve a tickle attack for that, you silly butt. And hey nothing wrong with vanilla, basic bitch gang rise up! Just make sure when you come back to include a few fastelavnsboller to indulge in. Mmm, yeah that sounds lovely~ This is a perfect way to end all that teasing. So wholesome, love the jokes and the whimpers, and that cute aftercare ending, but how dare you call us out on that internet speech... I mean, you have a point, a really good point, but how dare you! Thank you for this, always lovely. Stay safe 💙

Vergil

When your audios begin with bets, the foreshadow to the incredible loss at the end presents such a wonderful build and an even sweeter victory on the listener's end as intended. And boy was this one for the books. Your crumbling resolve is simply *chef's kiss*; that tingling taste of your own whimpery, soft, flustered, needy medicine was just what the doctor ordered. 💙 "I can feel that it's turning you on." The AUDACITY of this cheeky sass. Loved it. Whispery, disordered mess is a fantastic colour on you. ☺️☺️ Stunning. Satisfying. Oh so good as per your regularly scheduled programming. Thank you, sir. Hope you are well and staying safe. 🌹🌹

cosymary5

This was the perfect mixture of sweet, wholesome and sexy for me and the cute sfw ending was just precious! Also vanilla is also my favourite flavour 😊 Will definitely return to this audio once in a while.

solarpowerduck

Oy, I was not prepared for this on a normal Tuesday afternoon 🥺 your acting skills are beyond words, like seriously, you have such amazing control and subtlety and charisma that should never be taken for granted. I had the biggest smile on my face for all of this, and the ending was so natural. It was cute! This was a lovely month for exploring these tender moments! And it was so fun to anticipate the next episodes in this saga. p.s. there's something about "no... no..." that unexpectedly gets me 😳 realisticish.mp3 suddenly awakened that in me and now my brain is like "OWO WHAT'S THIS???" every time you do it

Eliseeeeeee

I want to say that this started my day so heavenly and it really lasted throughout the day. Such a nice pick-me-up.

CarelessWhisper

No amount of grass touching is gonna save me now.

Elisa

I’m telling you this audio got me so flushed from the first second holy fu*k

Kaya

The way I quite literally have to talk myself down after so many of these audios and remind myself that I am NOT in fact in an ACTUAL relationship with Crunchy and that there are in fact boundaries. Sigh, why do I always fall for either fictional characters or else completely unattainable people and situations. I'm only partly joking when I say if The Matrix existed I would gladly enter it if it meant living my dream life, blissfully unaware, and completely believing in my perceived free will.