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Hello lovelies! And welcome to all the new patrons who have joined here this month already, it's great to meet you.I wanted to make a little talky update thingy, and ended up just rambling on and on and on and on... well you get the point.So here, if you want to just have something in the background to listen to, you have just under 36 minutes of crompch.Poll will be posted a little bit later ~

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Natascha

crunch will u make all my (or hopefully everyone/most) ppls dreams come true by making some enemies to lovers? with a side of mean cronch heheh

Natascha

also for me it def helps me too allow some kind of "intimacy" without having to be vulnerable... i have been trough a lot of shit and abuse in my life and i think audios in general just allow me to explore my sexuality in a healthy way? idk if that makes sense?

Mrs. Dubose

"Get a bonkin'..." 😂 I love your language. That is all.

Chilly

Oh hii, thanks for the warm welcome 🥰

Danielle

I totally see it as more than porn. It’s a good way to explore your sexuality but also they’re comforting and help me relax.

Phantasm Cat

You've heard it before, but it's being said again. Your rambles are fun to listen to, even with all the pauses and fumbles going on sometimes. It's nice to see (well, to hear) what's going on in the mind of Crunchy, as well as the person behind the name. For all newcomers, hello! Happy to have you here, there's a bunch of lovely content that I'm sure you'll find a few to your liking 💙 To answer the question, I always thought of audio content as a way to escape reality. A way to feel comforted and explore new worlds that are cosy, engaging and enticing. Whether that content is a shitpost, a cyoa, some meta, or even just a lazy stay in bed cuddlefuck, it brings my mind to this scenario that feels good. In my case, it can lead to a point where it feels like I'm actually in that scenario. Sometimes, I can feel that breath on my face, I can imagine the sun hitting my skin if the setting is outdoors or near a window as if im actually there, I can feel the exhilaration and tension and silliness and twinkle in the eyes coming from the other person (in this case here, yours), and in those special moments, I can feel as if the other person is there with me. It feels real, because my brain somehow makes them feel real. And I love that. Yeah, it's considered porn, but it's more than that to me. It's a new world that I can engage in and learn more about myself and feel wonderful doing so at the same time. There's much more I want to say, as I love these topics so much. But I think I'll leave this as is. Thank you for sharing with us, always appreciated! And hey, I understand on the negatives in your offline life. It's not easy, but I'm sure something good will come out of it all, even if that good is something unexpected. You got this, dude~ Again, thank you kindly. Stay safe 💙

Ange

36 minutes of rambles always makes me want to write 36 minutes of comments but I'll restrain myself... You talking about offline friends made me think of yesterday, while you were streaming you compared being friends with you to a stray cat, and I FELT that. Totally get it. I'm the same with a lot of friends: haven't been around for a while, maybe we eat some food together, maybe I see you every day for a week, and then I'm off doing my thing for 6 weeks or 8 months, then pop in again. I thought it was a really excellent analogy. Meow.

Kayla

hiiii <3 um it’s crazy how much my brain & ears love your voice LOL. Instant comfort every time. My health insurance should just start sending checks out to you at this point 😭 & i absolutely see your audios as art. Like exploratory - erotic art therapy - audio comfort porn. (& TikTok is fucking hell. I swear that app gave me brain damage. I deserve financial compensation tbh 😭)

solarpowerduck

“How’s the guy behind Crunchy doing?” made me briefly imagine some dude sitting in a chair behind you like 😜 "There's some satisfaction in proving people wrong" Ugh, a guilty pleasure of mine is having justified reasons to humble people a little bit. For example, if some codebro asshole is being condescending to me. 🙄 It's the engineer in me and also the part of me that wants reparations for growing up bullied as the only girl in STEM spaces. I love what you said about how your content is about being in contact with yourself. And I love hearing about how you conceptualize the values in your work (maybe it's the first time you're speaking in these terms). I don't really have a detailed response but it was fascinating and compelling and I'll think about it for a while. It's nice to hear you put your own words to things I feel intuitively but not so analytically. I've never had the experience of having a content platform with >N people watching me, but I imagine it could be like the difference between giving a presentation to 15 people vs 100 people (which I have done). Like how quantum mechanics and classical mechanics are two totally different beasts. (For what it's worth, I neeeed the aspect of engaging empathetically with people in order to present/perform. Fuckin hate phone interviews or large audiences for that reason) Thank you again for being so thoughtful about "melt for me." I really didn't want to come off like I expected you to cater to the kind of content I like. That's all, just expressing a warm appreciation for you and your soul. Friends to lovers story -- I feel like romantic/sexual relationships are another one of those things where labels can start to constrain rather than describe. I'm entranced by the idea of having the friends-to-lovers staying as best friends who love each other, live independent lives, but have sexual intimacy as one of the ways that they care for each other. Like just a healthy relationship between two humans that doesn't come with the weight of "we are dating" or the connotations of "friends with benefits." It speaks to me by conceptualizing sex as self-care and one of the many ways to connect with others. You're lovely! I hope for you to always feel comfortable and seen in this space. Be well! 🌻

Vivitorie

First, I love your rambles 😍 This one is just so cosy - talking about this and that and also that, some laughter. Felt really nice for me listening to this in my bed surrounded with all the pillows and my plushy cat laying here. For me, this kind of content is more than just porn. Yeah, it's still nsfw, really sexual, but I mostly listen to experience the feeling of being not alone, to feel the warmth, the care. Because it's not something I can experience in real life. The audio content found me at the time of my life, when there were no emotions or feelings in me. And it gave me something to feel. Helped to cope. Also made me think a lot about the way you treat your partner, reminded me of some things and people's actions... There's a lot to this content actually. It impacts you way stronger than just porn. Maybe? It's late here and I can feel my thoughts getting tangled in one another, hope this comment makes at least some sense 😅

Acedia

Professor!Crunch should teach us some basic things about computer science or coding. That sounds interesting as hell, to me at least. More music stuff would be cool too. I don't think anyone should ever have to hold themselves back from being "geeky" about a topic they're knowledgeable in. Anybody talking about something they're interested in and passionate about is going to be at least informative to listen to.

Vergil

I gotta start off by saying there’s no such thing as too much ramble. Honestly, the longer the better, and its such a nice break from the monotony and buzz in the squishy grey matter. We truly appreciate it. GO ART! 🎊 On the topic of this being “just porn”, I think I’m allowed to say it’s morphed beyond the bracket of how it is traditionally considered. Seeing it creates this box of finality that steers away from the inventive spectrum and my brain has difficulty enjoying a medium where experience plays a big role in its appreciation (I’m very weird, I apologise). It was by pure luck that I found out about these types of audios, and personally I prefer them so much more over consuming it in a different manner. It better tickles a part of my mind where – as you’ve said – the imagination kicks in and it no longer becomes a singular scenario you take in but rather a wavelength altering to many forms, enriching the overall expression of the human and sexual experience… 💙💙 Is there any preference to where we add our comments to the audios?? Between the two platforms, is one more beneficial in the hypothetical rulebook or is both the rule of thumb?? It’s good to hear you’re doing okay; crossing the fingers, eyes, and toes your days get exponentially better. I hope you have a fantastic trip, sir. Stay safe. 🌹🌹

cherucaustic

Hiii!!! I’ve been lurking for a few months here in addition to on twitch. But you crunchy and the community are genuinely so sweet and welcoming I figured it was time to come out. I listened to this while meal prepping at 6am before work. I somehow always listen to your rambley little talks while cooking/baking and somehow it makes me more focused cause I can kind of zone out while doing that stuff normally. This is definitely more than just porn to me and I can’t say I’ve ever really felt that way about another creators content in the same way and I’ve been a lurker in the community a very long time. It’s a way to like you said explore things safely for sure but also your audios just have a more intimate for a lack of better word about them? I can forget about my day or my problems and just fold myself into whatever cozy scenario you’ve cooked up and it’s a lovely feeling. But also I’ve been enjoying all your other stuff a lot like twitch and these rambles and the other posts I’ve been diving into on Patreon you show us snapshots of your life, your hobbies, etc and it’s really fun. P.S. I don’t know about anyone else but friends to lovers is my kryptonite so I’m super hype about this month’s audios haha.

Anonymous

When I’m busy and stressed, I tend to push away my emotions until I can deal with them at a “more convenient” time. Similarly to how I read novels or listen to sad songs, listening to your content gives me an escape and helps me embrace certain emotions. When I press play, I get to choose on my own time to sink in that space to feel cosy, comforted, and relaxed. Traditional porn doesn’t do it for me. It’s isolated to just sex and I can’t put myself in the scenario as well as with audio content. The intimacy is what makes me feel good. The audios you make aren’t just sex. It’s teasing that gets me flustered. It’s your smile that I can picture and think is beautiful. The feeling of being needed or wanted by someone. The giggle after a silly joke. A chest pat that helps me feel like I’m close to someone. Emotional moments that move me to tears. They’re experiences and emotions that I enjoy but crave because it’s not something I have space for in “the real world.” There are so many other audios out there if I felt the need for more sexually focused content. But I wouldn’t get the same set of feelings that I get from your content. Part of that also stems from everything outside of your nsfw audios. Your voice, with your nice accent and lovely inflections, is tied to all of your audios no matter the characters or storylines. It’s tied to you, the person you present to us as Crunchy. It’s tied to all of your other content and the feelings I get from those interactions. I can say for sure that when I joined your Patreon, the more I saw of you, the more I enjoyed and appreciated your audios. They become more meaningful and I can sink deeper into the imaginary space. Now I’m rambling too.. I already tried cutting it down 😭 I get so many thoughts every time you post a ramble and it’s very difficult to fit them in a more reasonable sized comment. But I love listening to your rambles and seeing everyone else’s responses too. Thank you for sharing as much as you do with us. I hope you have a safe trip. ❤️

cherucaustic

You put what I was trying to say above much more eloquently. I’ve enjoyed the audios 100x more since joining Patreon and twitch and seeing a more full picture of the person Crunchy shows us and it makes the immersion easier to fall into for sure.

Dre

Finally got to listen to this one! I think for me, coming from a similar industry to yours I'd never really thought about it as an art form before? I've grown to realize how much of that is true. I think for me unfortunately I received so much of the negative in the beginning I'm sure I've got a mental block as how "all women are good for is sex or to be used" but I know that's not true. It's gradually changing to the more loving side of things but yeah.. the ways that you're not afraid to tap into your raw emotion and be sensually intimate with the listener feels rare. That's why I rarely go on reddit anymore because it all just seems so aggressive...which is what I've personally been overloaded with. So it's nice to listen to the softness.. the simplicity. I feel like It's rare to find VA's that bring the humanity back to it. It's more than just sex.