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[M4A] Good morning, I made you coffee [Intense coffee slurping] [Domestic] [Sweet] [Old mic] [Kisses] [More coffee slurping] [Meta] [Pseudo-meta] [Brunch] (Patreon)

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2022-03-27 21:36:49
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2024-05-06 00:37:56
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Hi!Sunday means sfw audio!Earlier this week when recording both this and the exclusive, I noticed that my microphone had become more frequent with its "stuttering" - which some of you might have noticed slip through my editing. It's a weird artifact that happens when I in or exhale, so I'm letting the mic rest without power through it for a bit, and using my trusty AT2020 again. Audio quality is different, my voice is the same. I hope you enjoy this comfy sfw audio. And that you're into coffee slurping, because otherwise this one might not be for you. (lots of slurpin pls)hugs ☕🤍

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Labrini

This audio will forever hold a sweet spot in my heart. It’s playful, gentle, and sweet—so easy to lose yourself in it. Barely awake, warm coffee, snuggling under the covers, and the sweetest, silliest man in the universe melting your heart with his words... Sigh And I know it sounds CRAZY, but I actually enjoy all the coffee slurping, hehehehe. I’m weird, I know!! Heehee. A perfect slow morning. Thank you, Crunch you are lovely~ 🤍

Phantasm Cat

I've noticed the way I say certain words have changed over the years. I've noticed that my main accent is a centralized north american with a sprinkle of mexican spanish into it. But the more audios I listened to, it's changed a bit. The infamous for-everr, ne-verr and so on. Sometimes when I'm trying to say "maybe" I accidentally say "måske" when I'm thinking too fast, and that tends to confuse people. I love this cute little domestic audio! That's the dream right there, to have nothing else to do but relax with some coffee and get ready for brunch... even if it's under my name, so yeah you better pay like you said 🤣 the audio quality is different for sure, reminds me of the previous audios that were made with this mic, brings back good memories~ Thank you so much for this lovely piece, always a good listen. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Pocketlizarddd

was listening to this while washing some dishes and making lunch, so it was nice to pretend someone had done it for me hahaha 😂 this was just so comfy and nice. i really love meta audios, so this was just perfect 😊 thank you

Mrs. Dubose

After the rambles, discussions, and now this audio, I am a pile of soft mush. ::laid out:: I have been destroyed in the best of ways this past week. You made coffee, did laundry, AND other unspecified chores? Lol, that is the stuff of hot, hot fantasy, Crunch. 🔥 Sleeping noises reminded me -- does anyone else have that thing where they're juuuuust about to drift off, and then their entire body jerks with a big jolt? That happens to me occasionally. I read once a long time ago that sometimes you're so relaxed that the brain starts to worry that something is wrong and tries to zap you back to life. I wonder if that's true. 🤔 I never did any further research on it. Any neuro people in here? Catch phrases. Hmm. I say lots of goofy catch phrases when I speak (what the heck, geez louise, normalish old fashioned stuff like that), but the weirdest one I ever heard was from a former boss. When she would get exasperated she would huff and say, "Lord help a moo cow." I have NO idea what that was supposed to mean but once in a while when I'm mildly frustrated, I think it to myself, lol. I prefer coffee for brunch. I only drink hot tea when I'm sick to soothe my throat. Other than chai, hot tea kind of grosses me out. 😬 Iced tea is where it's at, but here everyone just calls it tea with no descriptors. If you ask for tea that almost exclusively means iced sweet tea. I have, however, been weaning myself down to half and half and then fully unsweetened iced tea over the past year (trying to be more mindful of sugary beverages) and that is borderline heresy in these parts. Yep, it's the metaphysical coffee making and belly rumbling. That's why we're all here. You're on to us! "I'll kick your butt." 😂 Crunch. This whole audio was so freaking adorable. New favorite, hands down. Thank you. 😊

Vergil

I'm sorry, whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Coffee in bed? No chores? Brunch? Kisses? On a Sunday? In front of my metaphysical salad?? *insert Robin Williams meme* WHAT YEAR IS THIS....?? 😱 But in all seriousness, this was sublime. It has all the trimmings of a literal perfect afternoon without a care in the world, spending it with someone you hold dear. Such a dreamy concept that you have encapsulated flawlessly. 💙 Thank you so so much. Hope you had a great and safe weekend. 🌹🌹

CarelessWhisper

I was so confused because because this says SFW but then you're saying you did the laundry, and brought coffee, and took care of everything and I'm just like 🥵 The praise and affirmation in this is top tier, as always. I love it so much. It's just so fucking good. I hope everyone has a manageable week ahead! ❤

Ange

Oh my days, this is exactly how I picture a perfect Sunday morning. I don’t know what it is about coffee slurps that are so endearing, but they make my brain really happy (in audios and face to face). I definitely adapt some of my pronunciation if I hang out with certain people for awhile, and I pick up slang easily, which is interesting given the international nature of this community. I seem to recall “there’s it and there’s not it, and that was not it” moving way too easily from Tetris time to my offline life. I also noticed myself saying “I cahn’t” thanks to a particular streamer… At breakfast I’m drinking coffee and water but at brunch we’re having Caesars. Very Canadian, I’ll hook you up. Thank YOU Crunchy, for making me/us feel cosy and comfy and happy. It’s so very very appreciated. 💜

Allie

I started saying “challenege” to the point that autocorrect doesn’t even pick it up anymore. Also, I adopted Alexis from Schitt’s Creek’s speech patterns for faaaaar too long. But like, ew David, or whatever. For lazy brunch, I’m usually having mimosas (and keep them coming). Sometimes a latte, sometimes a big pot of really strong tea. But always always waffles.

Acedia

I don't even like coffee, but at this point, if it's as heavenly as he makes it sound, I'm down for some Crunch made coffee lol

cosmicdreams

aww cromptch this was so sweet 🥰 you sound really happy in it which makes me happy! now if only this fantasy was a reality and all my chores were actually done 😩 team mimosas for brunch 🥂 but if we’re doing coffee or tea? definitely coffee, i’m not much of a tea person, at least in the mornings hmm yeah i think the way i talk changes depending on who i’m with. i’ll admit it, i have a very slight california valley girl accent and it becomes even more exaggerated on my college campus. it’s, like, so totally crazy how that works 🤪 the fact that you picked up “for sure” is funny because that’s a super common phrase here. also “no yeah” and “yeah no” hahaha. i understand why people find the way we talk annoying 😅 this was such a lovely little scenario to imagine and a nice break from my assignments. there’s so much love and care in these audios and i think that’s what makes them so special 🤍 this was like a little audio form of a head pat with all the praise and i’m sending that energy right back, thank you so much for this and i hope you and everyone here had a great weekend! ✨ also the “fuck you, you are” after calling us amazing was the best 😂 all about that aggressive love lol

Invisible Skye

This was adorable - so cosy and cuddly and sweet. It really did feel like the perfect Sunday morning. I'd love to wake up to someone with fresh coffee and the chores already done so there was no rush to get out of bed. Thank you so much for the metaphysical digital coffee making. I have a horrible / wonderful habit of picking up other people's accents if I spend a lot of time with them. I've learned recently that it's related to my ADHD - it can be really funny though because I literally mirror voices of people I care about or spend a lot of time with. I'm occasionally now saying "for-everr" - and the whispered "fuck" has become a big part of my vocabulary. If I have to choose between coffee and tea I'm a coffee girl 100% of the time. I've never developed a taste for tea, although I keep trying. I drink way too much coffee so I can keep a regular flow of caffeine going. My brain relies on caffeine to function these days! My all time favorite line in this was the "Fuck you - you are. You are amazing." That was just so real and fun. Also the "I'll kick your butt." It all felt playful and sweet and adorable. I hope everyone here has the week they need to have. Whether it's productive or restful or something different - I hope you have the day... the week... you need. Thank you - both Crunchy and the rest of you in the comment section - for making the world a better and more cosy place. 💜

ash

"and i said hey, what a way to spend the day... drinking coffee light, and dark... on an ordinary sunday.... 🎶" this was wonderful to listen to as i prepped for my day - and i'm in a bit of a sad mood because of the oscars. (tick tick boom deserved better yall.) ANYWAY. thank you crunch for the pick-me-up. this was sweet and soft and everything in between. i'm about to go climbing, and this perked me right up. thank you for the coffee, thank you for the kisses. my accent's all over the place, let's not even go there. i never grew up in one place specifically for too long to pick up an accent, and it still is very much malleable and changes frequently. if you can understand me, that's good enough in my book. also BRO when your tummy rumbled, i thought that was mine PLS 😭 have a good restful week, everybody! have fun, take care, big smiles and compassion on full blast. let's get this bread 🍞 (or toast?? since we're talkin bout brunch)

Bek

this was so beautiful, full of sweetness and cosiness and praise... such great vibes, I loved it ♡ my accent certainly goes all over the place depending on who I am speaking to, I think I tend to accidentally mimic people 🙃 but picking up on frequent words & sayings from the people around me (and *certain* people I listen to...) happens so often I can't help it I am definitely a coffee person~~ yes I will take my metaphysical digital coffee please 😊 I swear whenever you go all soft and say 'just relaxxx' ugh 🥰 it's like a trance, just what I need the silliness was perfect & had me smiling/giggling (as always), I appreciate you so much I hope everybody's week treats them kindly, just like this wonderful audio 💕

cherucaustic

Doing all the chores, letting me sleep in, promising to pay for brunch AND bringing me coffee (that I will pretend is really tea since I’m not a coffee girl)? You certainly know how to make a woman swoon, Crunch haha. This is really such a sweet audio, so lovely and domestic. I do have lots of things I say certain ways because of people in my life (some that aren’t around anymore but it’s like they left a piece of them with me whenever I say certain words), and because of where I live regionally. Like how I say water (wooder) or the word jawn (which can literally mean anything. I’m serious. Person, place, thing whatever your heart desires that’s what jawn is 😂), I sometimes just shorten very to v in writing or yeah/yes to ye because that’s how my friends do it. I know there are plenty more but I can’t think of them at the moment. But my accent itself I don’t think has ever changed. “Fuck you, you are” we love an aggressive you better love yourself moment haha. Question for chat what’s your favorite brunch food? I’m not a big breakfast person so mine is probably like Belgian waffles but I would eat those any time. Also to Crunchy I have seen people drinking beer at brunch before (they were not a mimosa person 😂) Have a lovely timezone everyone! 💗

cosymary5

Coffee in bed on Sunday morning sounds heavenly (even tho for me it would be afternoon, my sleep schedule is whack you guys) and the chores already done? I almost teared up, that sounds so lovely. I do pick up certain phrases from friends and I add them to my own vocabulary, and this happens with both my languages. Human brains are weird. Also I definitely am a coffee person hands down. I like tea, but coffee with some steamed milk and maybe some vanilla syrup just hits different. The praise and appreciation in this audio was so nicee and overall the whole thing just made me feel warm inside and I will probably relisten to this one often. Happy timezone everyone 😊

Vivitorie

Aw, so sweeeet 🥰 I saved it for the actual morning instead of listening at night and seems it was the right decision. So the metaphysical coffee wasn't that metaphysical ☕ Stoooop saying all these nice things, it's too good, my heart is weak 😭 But honestly, this audio left me with such light warm feelings~ Team coffee, morning or evening - we drink coffee. Sometimes it just doesn't feel like "coffee", then it's time for tea. Probably green tea. Iced tea is really good for summer nights 💛 Accent? Uh, I think it changed a bit, yes. I'm trying to sound less Russian pls 😅 some sounds just slip into English. I noticed using "Hii~" a lot, also "cosy" is the best compliment someone/something can receive from me now 👀 I do pick up words and phrases from my Russian friends often too. Wish everyone a lovely week ahead 💕

Kaya

It's Monday night, or Tuesday morning since it's nearing 1am, I'm just now getting around to listening, and I'm so glad I finally did, missing out on this any longer would have been a travesty. I giggled and laughed thru almost the entire thing with how adorable and cheeky this was. I'm in love with all the kisses, and be still my beating heart for chores being done before I wake up. Your cheerful mood was perfectly infectious, and the gosh darn appreciation? I couldn't help but blush fiercely, filled with wonderful warm feelings. Being the impatient person that I am, I would have pulled you down to me, and turned us into a tangle of blankets and limbs, with tight cuddles and sweet kisses in abundance (coffee mugs safely put down first of course). I will be one of the few outliers on drink choice and say tea all the way. I am alas not a coffee person. There is a particular brand of Earl Grey tea that I consume religiously, especially in the colder months. It has corn flower petals in it and has an amazing citrusy smell to it thanks to the bergamot (I always make a point of inhaling the scent before placing the tea in my mug). Sigh, just thinking about it makes me smile. I can't think of any particular ones but I do know that my speach pattern, word choices and phrasing do change depending on who I spend time with or who I am speaking with. I return time and again to many of your audios, Crunch, and this one will certainly be another one of those. Wishing everyone a lovely week.

cosmicdreams

happy birthday! 🥳🎉🎂 because we have to get it right one of these days