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[M4A] Your himbo neighbour is stuck in a dryer and needs praise to get out [Stuck in a dryer] [Silly] [Bad acting] [Handjob] [Moans] [Praise me] [Embarassed] [Sweet] [Stupid meta rejection ending] [Laughs] [Early access] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-09 23:52:09
Edited:
2024-11-21 21:27:01
Imported:
2026-06
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So while trying to sort out the audio setup here, I noticed that the echo of my recording space made it sound like I was inside of a metal tube... or well.. A dryer! So I recorded this!.. when life gives you lemons and what not. Hope you enjoy this silly little thing <3

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rosie tuppin

hey… thank u for another himbo slay.

Marie-Andrée

Oh my FUCKING GOD Crunch 🤣🤣😭 that's some Oscar worthy anguished delivery there in the beginning 😂 gorgeous, gorgeous work *chef's kiss* Love me a good "I need fucked out of here" trope, it's so campy and fun. It'd make such a good pin-up illustration, too!

Mrs. Dubose

Last night I searched for a cosy, soft sleep aid to help me drift off and set the sleep timer in the app for 30 minutes. Well, the audio was only 20 minutes-ish long and I still wasn't asleep. Guess what Patreon auto-play thought I needed to listen to next. 😂 What little drowsiness I had managed was canceled out by laughing at this. I had forgotten that Crunchy went in after a pen. And laundry wood! Oh my goodness. 😂 Still a gem almost 3 years later. 🤍

Ange

Actual Crunchy quote while streaming: I can’t listen to something that sounds like you’re recording inside a dryer Also Crunchy: it sounds like I’m inside a dryer, I’m gonna record (Don’t worry, no one is mad about it🍋)

yellow seong

While that was great, I couldn't 100% commit since I can't understand the logistics of one being stuck in a dryer 😫 Which part was stuck??? How??? Overthinking aside, that was really 👀🔥

Gabriela

honestly this is amazing 😭😭😭 100% love your laughs at the end of every situation just because you don’t know how to end an audio its amazing 🫶🏽❤️ keep up the amazing work hun much lovee

Acedia

Himbo silly man!Crunch is precious 😂 Listener is 100% pissed that you just jizzed all over the best dryer in the laundromat.

Phantasm Cat

A pen... in a dryer... think about it, my dudes. A *pen* in a *dryer.* imagine the heavy maintenance that's going to be needed, not only due to the ink but now cum mixed with it. Smooth, Cromptch~ I was laughing way too much with this, like HOW, HOW DOES ONE GET STUCK IN A DRYER?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF. And imagine if you did go through with that meta ending, that would have been a complete burn but at the same time would have been hilarious in the audio 🤣 Thank you so much for sharing! This was so much fun to listen to, and welcome back outro music!! 🎶 Stay safe, meow meow 💙

CarelessWhisper

Crimchi! You squeezed the shit out of those lemons 😏 This is so fucking ridiculous. I love it. Himbo? So freaking cute! The way I kept squealing into my pillow at what was said. 🫣 And those pretty moans 🥵 Thank you so much ❤️

aiden ♡

we get a himbo stuck in the dryer audio with an extra serving of your trademark silliness? thank youuu 😩🙏

Anonymous

AHHHHHH!!!! The way I cheered at 9:05! It's been a WHILE! 😁😁😁💓 This whole thing. 😂 I laughed so much but also it was completely hot. I love your silly mind. I'm glad you said torso because I was picturing your long legs folded up inside the dryer with the rest of you, lol. I'm just all smiley and laughing and feeling good now. Thank you for sharing this foolishness. What a fun treat. 😊

Anonymous

"I'm naked because I ran out of clothes", definitely my fav line and "laundry day wood" never heard that before but I like it. 👀 What a fun audio!

cosmic

me this entire audio: i have no idea what you’re saying but hell yeah man speak your truth! this was so funny and silly, as careless perfectly stated you really did squeeze the shit out of those lemons and found the perfect way to use echo in an audio 🍋 i was laughing pretty much the whole time but i will admit that the brain short-circuited for a second there when you suggested the listener grab you by the waist 🥵 reverse man handling, or whatever that’s called, is really hot to me lol. thank you for this silly little audio cronch 🤍 i will be adding “laundry wood” to urban dictionary now 😂

Love Dainty

Oh my gosh, how do you get this kind of imagination! It's such a fun situation! It's an incredibly cute situation, but your voice is so good that I was immersed in listening to it.

Anonymous
>>89301142

I just want you to know that one hour later I'm still laughing to myself about this. So freaking funny. 😂

Angel

Crunchy laughs are the best laughs

june

Crunchyyyyy 😂 this was so silly and sweet and just hot enough (much like you'd expect for something straight out of the dryer heh...heh...) And the way I just vibe to the outro theme 💜 love your laugh, love everything, thank youuuuuu

Anonymous

This was hilarious omg 🤣 Himbo Crunchy might be my new fave, ahh his head is emptyyy but he's pretty and loveable 🥰. The ending made me cackle and literally join you in laughing and hell yeah end credits music!!!!

Anonymous

OH MY GOD CRUNCHYYYY😂 this is so funny i can't with your silly ideas 😂😂😂 I'm loving how Himbo crunch is thinking out loud, and your laugh my god 🤍 You deserve all the praising my guy 🫣 Thank u neighbour 🤍

Anonymous

When life gives you lemons indeed, is this a hint that we can expect a rendition of Lemon Stealing Whores in the future?

Anonymous
>>89378467

Lemon Stealing Whores? Had to look it up. Learn something new every day. 😂

Anonymous

Laundry day is always incredibly boring for me, and I want to get it over with as soon as possible. If that means jerking off my idiot neighbor just so I could use the dryer, so be it.