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A wild schedule appears! [August 2022 schedule] (Patreon)

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2022-08-11 17:30:31
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Heya! So I've finally kind of slowed down and settled into what feels like an every-day routine, and with that why not also plomp down what I have in mind for (some part of) August.

SFW's are either updates or topic talks, maybe a scenario. The orange nsfw's are for early access posts, and the 28th will be the day I post the exclusive.

I'm going to sit down at a cafe today and answer through some dm questions that have built up on different platforms, so if you have anything you want to ask you can feel free to write a comment down below too and I'll most likely get around to answering it. :)

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Acedia

Yay, a schedule! We appreciate the predictability. It's hard to explain how something so simple settles so much anxiety. My most burning questions mostly revolve around Albert lol. How old is he? Like how long have you had him, and where/how did you get him?

Skye

Thank you for the schedule! Knowing what to expect makes my brain less anxious. Letting us ask questions will get you another "mini" ama. My question... I get it if you don't want to say where you are... but what time zone are you in? Hugs and kisses to Albert. 💜

Anonymous

thank you for the schedule, knüsperli! also since you asked for a question... do you think if i straight up drank perfume and farted, would my farts smell beautiful??? ((asking for a friend 🫣))

Anonymous

hello, crunchy! i'm glad that you have settled on wherever you are in the world! thank you for sharing the schedule, it's such a nice way for us to look forward to this month's contents! stay safe always and have a great day! 💕 what i'm curious about is that hypothetically, will you be open to posting (hand) videos on any platform again? 👀

Anonymous

Whoa. That's a lot of SFW :o How are you settling in so far? Did your move went smoothly without any mishaps? No construction nearby? 🤨 I've sometimes wondered if you'll be keeping your vegan/vegetarian lifestyle once you move, hopefully vegan/vegetarian food is easily accessible from where you are rn if u are! 🥰 Also, what do you all do when you're feeling anxious bc I've been waiting for something for quite some time now and I'm losing sleep over it lmao Looking forward to this month, Cwunch! 💛

Anonymous
>>89412468

(i hope this isn't disrespectful and if it is, please tell me and i will take down both replies)

Ange
>>89412468

There’s a cute keeb video way back on twitter and I know the focus is on the clicky clacky but the awkward thumbs up Crunch gives at the end always sends me.

crunchyva
>>89412320

I'm way west of Denmark, somewhere in the Americas. I might share more about exactly where in the future, but I haven't decided yet!

crunchyva
>>89412395

I don't think the compounds that make perfume smell are passed through your body quite like that. But maybe? Please don't test it, I want you alive. Thank you!

Acedia
>>89412127

Awwwwwww. He's a little Christmas goose. That's adorable 🥰. Thank you.

crunchyva
>>89412468

Videos have been a pain as Patreon Lenses are super buggy on IOS. Can't seem to get videos to work.. Once I've figured out how I want to do videos, I'm not opposed to have them include my hands :)

Anonymous
>>89412320

The Americas. Ah HA! I KNEW IT. You're in Brazil. 😂 (To chat: This is a joke, I have no idea where Crunch is.)

crunchyva
>>89412599

I'm settling in very well! Timezone adjustment went smoothly enough. I'm still on a vegan diet, and I haven't had any complaints about accessibility neither here nor in Denmark. The main problem is for social events, but that's a whole talk I'm saving for an audio haha. The way I handle anxiety these days is by getting really comfy. Shower, snacks, some sort of distraction. I try to take my brain away from my brain, if that makes any sense. Think about things that don't induce more anxious thoughts to the best of my ability. <3

solarpowerduck

Hello magic talky boy, I'm happy to hear you're well <3 Let me pull some questions out of my ass uhhh .... Do you still eat apples before recording? When you're recording a scene, what do you do to get yourself in the right headspace? I'm constantly shookened by the authenticity in your performances, and it’s wild that it’s all recorded sitting at your desk.

crunchyva
>>89414468

Haha no more apples, no. But mostly just because I forget to buy them and then I end up with no apples when I actually want to record. Well recently I've tried to move more. Recording a little in bed, a little on the floor, walking toward the mic, standing, stuff like that. But honestly the headspace comes from pressing record, and letting my brain whirl. Sometimes I'm induced into a scenario, and that's when a good audio happens. I'd say 6 or 7 times out of 10 I end up just stopping the recording and doing something else, because I didn't "catch" the mindspace required to record. I might go over to scripts for a while to overcome this hurdle, but that presents its own logistical hurdles. Mm.. Yup that's it from your magic talky boy. Thank you for the ass-pulled questions :)

Acedia
>>89412320

Yeah, saying "the Americas" and not even specifying North or South really doesn't narrow the location down any lol Though I was thinking it would've been funny if he really played up moving 'overseas' and only crossed the Baltic Sea into Sweden 😂

cosmic

very important question for you crunchy: do you actually do laundry naked?

aiden ♡

thank you for the scheduleee this is gonna give me something to look forward to after work on upload days 😩 idk if i’ve caught you while you’re still here but i was wondering if you have a favorite word or phrase maybe in english, danish, and/or spanish? it can be silly or meaningful i’m just curious 💕

crunchyva
>>89429058

I like the danish expressions “God arbejdslyst” and “Tak for mad” God arbejdslyst translating to “Good worklust” used as a “Have fun at work!” but used by costumers un-ironically. Tak for mad is a wonderful danish social norm used to say “Thank you for the meal” after eating a meal with someone else. 😊

Angel

Hey Crunchy! Hope your travels went OK! 🤗 my question is travel-related too. I’m from the Philippines and I’m visiting Copenhagen end of next month. 🥰 Any tips? Places to check out or any must-try food? Thank you and have a great day! 🍋

Ange

Okay but I still don’t know if your mugs are safely in Denmark or…?