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Afternoon lie down [SFW] [Update] [Ramble] [Audio essays] [Sunlight] [Relaxing] [Breathing] (Patreon)

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2022-08-16 21:05:29
Edited:
2024-05-06 00:32:33
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2026-06
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Just a little relaxing talk. Sending digital cuddles ~

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ash

i recently started a new job so i haven't had the time to be present here and post a lot of comments recently - but i just wanted to stop by and say that i appreciate you, crunch man :-) you motivate me to be kinder to myself and to live well. my life has changed a lot since i discovered your work, and have met a lot of people that have changed my perspective of the world for the better. thank you for sharing parts of your life with us. ((i also blame you entirely for my ceramics addiction sorry not sorry)) also, happy maybe birthday. sending scritches and good energy from the great beyond.

melody

i haven’t listened to the full thing but u slayed again crunchy

Phantasm Cat

This is what I was taught about money, both from words from my dad and from personal experiences: always make sure you have enough for the necessities, anything else could poison you if you forget what's really important. A lot of people I know are stuck on this grind and hustle mentality that they have to work hard to get more money, only to focus on expensive cars and huge houses they'll barely see due to working so much. I didn't grow up with much, but I feel fortunate enough to be raised with the idea to cherish what we do have. I used to think (and in a way, still do) that luxury meant getting a new book every few weeks at the library, cutting a watermelon that arrives once in a blue moon and taste its sweet juicy flesh, successfully syncing music from limewire in a beat up laptop and *didnt* catch a virus. It was never about the money, but using what money you have to take cate of yourself physically and mentally, no matter how low on money one can be. Now anything else more than what I experienced feels surreal to me, like the mugs is a good example. I'm not used to spending more on myself because I wasn't exposed to those luxuries growing up. But as long as I have enough for the necessities to live, a little here and there should be safe (I'm still working on that mentally). Faq time faq time faq time!! Just don't forget, not only should you include info about commissions and discord servers, but also include what's your zodiac sign 🤡 for legal reasons, this is a joke. And here's the rule that should be chiseled in stone. Your real name, any information that accidentally doxxes you in any way, if we ever see/hear/notice it: no we didn't. For that moment we will become deaf and we are blind. Here, you are Crunchy. The Cromptch. The Crunchmeister. Just as you make us feel safe, you too are safe here 💙🫂🍉 Cant wait to hear that audio essay whenever it comes around, very interested to hear your thoughts on the subject! Sending you so many digital cuddles and scritches, always~ LAST BIT! Something to ramble about... something probably odd but a topic I've been thinking about ever since you mentioned your move. I've heard that bathrooms in Copenhagen can be quite small, and for very interesting and historical reasons too. Since you're out of Denmark and in the middle of who-knows-where, I need to ask... how's the bathroom situation going? 🚽 Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Mrs. Dubose

Hey, Crunch. 😊 Responding while I listen. I'm really intrigued to hear your thoughts on hypocrisy when you feel like your thoughts are complete. I've been thinking about lying for the past couple of days. Lying to each other, to ourselves, degrees of lying. I feel like that kind of falls under that umbrella, so yeah. Bring it. I'm ready to stretch my brain. Thank you for sharing your thoughts about the mini nsfw. I was wondering how you'd feel after the fact and if you were still happy with your decision to share. I appreciate your serious thoughts about it. I have to be honest. When you talk about not sharing that part of yourself anymore, I feel a little sad because you're taking away something that was once offered (on Reddit, anyway.) But then I think about what I myself am willing to share in this online space. A very few people know my real name, a very few people have heard my voice and certainly not what I sound like during "self care" time. That's for me and the select few I choose. And even sharing the nsfw thoughts in my head feels intensely vulnerable at times. So when I look at it through that lens, I have absolutely no right to expect more of you. And I respect you for making those decisions and evaluating and adapting as things change. It goes back to what you said the other day about prioritizing yourself and not losing yourself in this thing. Also, this was a comment you made later in the audio about accidents, but I second what Ash said. We've got your back. Slip up? What slip up? You are Crunch to me and that's the end of it. No need for a kerfuffle. 💜 Regarding growth or lack thereof, you are absolutely on the right track because it's what you want. (Not that you need my validation. I feel accidentally bossy/aggressive all of the sudden. I think I'm just getting fired up in my analytical thoughts. 😂) You steer the ship and no one else. If you're happy, have your needs met, and it's sustainable? That's all that matters. The rest is noise. I know exactly what song those people messaged you asking about because I've messaged you about it, too, and you didn't answer. Now I know why. 😂 That's making me laugh, lol. Scratch audio music off of the list of things to ask you about from now until the rest of eternity. 😂 I'm glad you don't have a Discord server. I have heard horror stories about some VA servers. Thank you for not doing that. But also?? "...make sure that [audio comment sections] are moderated." *nervous laugh* 👀 We've been good here lately. Not too chaotic! 🤞😂 Alright. I've reached the end and I'll say it again. Try not to worry. We've got your back. Let me think on ramble ideas and come back later. Thanks for spending time with us. 💜

Karl

Crunchy, your vibes are immaculate. I’m pretty new here so I just wanted to comment real quick to say thanks ✨The work and effort you put into your audios really comes through. Your audios have sparked conversations and thoughts that I don’t know if I’d ever have otherwise and I think that’s pretty neat. Anyway, I’m stoked I somehow found this lil corner of the internet and look forward to seeing (er, hearing) whatever it is you come out with next ✨

Ange

It’s interesting to hear you talk about growth (or lack thereof) on this platform, because as someone who enjoys data and remembers the general trend of 2021, I’ve definitely noticed a plateau these last few months. I was curious how you felt about it, so thank you for the perspective. Sending you so many digital cuddles, hair scritches, and hugs! Potential ramble topic: your travels. Favourite things about places you’ve been, things you thought were interesting or surprising culturally, whatever. (I was going to say “without fanboying too hard about Japan”, but it’s your audio - go off, king)

Mrs. Dubose

Ramble topics -- I agree with Ange and Cat. Travel topics, foreign bathrooms, possible culture shock in your current location. Any of that would be fun. And a gentle reminder that storytimes are always a hit. Anything involving Tiny Crunch always melts me. But also Teenage/Young Adult Crunch has more stories to be told, of that I am CERTAIN. 😊

Acedia

I was actually interested in hearing your thoughts on the James Web telescope stuff. Past Crunchy stories are also fun. But I'm among the majority that could hear you talk about anything and be entertained. On any topic, don't let imposter syndrome get you down. There's always gonna be somebody out there that knows even less than you with a hot take on it, so I wouldn't worry and let that hold you back. As long as it's not medical misinformation or politically charged or something else of that nature, you should be good. One of these days the VR porn community will perfect the technology for real digital cuddles you can feel 😂. Until then I'll send cuddly vibes I guess. I know nothing about discord servers but it sounds like it puts a lot of onus on the community mods and VAs to manage that. And that's just asking for trouble. Some of us are connected on Twitter and I guess that's working so far? I'm more interested in zodiac sign or Myers Briggs than personal name or birthday stuff. But I like comparing meaningless personality test results lol. You'd still just be Crunchy or Crunch to me. There's already quite a few fan made variations out there more imaginative than I could come up with (i.e. Cat's post). Captain Crunch? Now I'm thinking about both cereal and pirates.

Dreamer87

Crunchy, It's so nice listening to your rambles/talks. You touched on so many things in this one and it really had me thinking. Money and things...I had a conversation with someone I work with just the other day about this. Reddit, Patreon, Twitter and other platforms like it are still very new to me. I think I've had both for a month maybe. I've come across so many things that I literally had no clue about. Never heard of Discord. Also, trying to navigate all of this while figuring out what I'm willing to share is something else. Even commenting here can be a little hard for me but I do it because I enjoy all of your content. As far as ramble ideas...I don't even know. I agree with Peach, you could talk about a tree and I would listen 😅 To everyone that interacts in the chat, you all leave some of the best comments. Okay, bye now.

cosmicdreams

thanks for the ramble crunch!! i’m looking forward to the audio essay about hypocrisy, that sounds really interesting. it’s good to hear that you’re feeling good and fulfilled with your content and enjoying the simple things in life. i’m not a content creator myself but i can imagine that focusing on the numbers can get discouraging at times, but i firmly believe that when you let go of stress and anxiety related to any aspect of life, the more it will flourish. i’m glad that you’re prioritizing happiness and good mental health :) questions about content making: do you recognize when you’re hitting a wall creatively? how do you get out of a creative rut? do you have any other fantasy characters besides an incubus you would like to include in audios? sending love and good vibes right back to you 🤍✨

yellow seong

First of all, I'm incredibly proud of you and your views and satisfaction in life especially about finances/earnings is something to commend about. Second, I'm extremely jealous of the first point because I'm the complete opposite. Not only am I materialistic (kind'a? sorta? shopping brings me joy?), but apparently one of the things that I know will make me happy in the long run has to be so damn expensive. I've wanted that specific thing since I was a kid so now I'm exhausting myself to earn more to the point that I'm considering extreme measures??? For legal purposes, nothing illegal obviously. I'll reach that point of satisfaction someday. Also, thank you for disclosing that we shouldn't make a big deal if you accidentally blurt out your name one of these days because I, for sure, will make a big deal out of it if you didn't say anything. Like I would panic for you for sure. Thank you for always being so profound. You can talk about things that doesn't make any sense and I'd listen to you for days lmao Sending hugs and scritches! 🥰💛

CarelessWhisper

Hi Crimchi! Hi Chat❤️ You always apologize for recording on your phone but I love it. I've never been a materialistic person because most of my life I did not have the means to be one. However, in the last year I have spent more money on myself than I ever have. Mugs, pens, super cute socks, a few things I won't mention 😏. The way I view money is this, I sell the hours of my life to a corporation. Hours I will never get back. FYI kids, corporations don't value your life. So everything and everyone I spend money on I view as giving them or that purchase the hours of my life. Because to me that is essentially what I am doing. Buying things for myself is nice but for me absolutely nothing compares to the feeling of giving to someone else. I would never wanna be in a discord with Crimchi. The shit I say here is cringe enough. I wanna fangirl in peace, thanks. Like everyone else has said if you accidentally doxx yourself, I didn't hear or see shit. Thank you for spending time with us. Also, Happy Maybe Birthday 🎉

Mrs. Dubose

Hello, I live in this comment section now. 🥴 I'm still curious about your culinary background. Did you really go to cooking school or was that made up for the train audio? And you mentioned you'd do a ramble on your veganism journey. I'm wondering what your favorite vegan food discovery has been so far, or maybe there's been no discovery? Just a changing of habits? I think I just want to hear you talk about food for a while. 🤪

ianne

- first of all, august hasn't been kind to us (aka my family) so it makes the august schedule more special to me, atleast i have something to cheer me up and look forward to. i hope you are well, too, and staying safe and healthy wherever you are. - can i have the permission to say that ever since i have discovered you on reddit, i have been waiting for a masturbation/ramblefap (idk the right term) audio like that but then i listened to the nsfw ama audios (i think it's in that) and you said that you want to keep those to yourself and then yeah, i understood your pov right away. bUT THEN u teased us with posting something like that a while ago, and boom u have posted on reddit. tHANK U honestly u have made my august so much better with just that almost 3-minute audio. (that audio is so hot so ty 😇) - discord servers are confusing but i am in 3 discord servers. i don't really immerse myself with those servers. i am just there because one is a learning server, one is a community server for my other interest, and another is for a game. 😅 - another thing to add is that i have been listening to u for months now and really wanted someone to talk to and i'm glad i found so many welcoming and kind people on twitter. honestly each and every one of them are kind and absolutely fantastic (shout out to all of you ❤️). i ran to twitter because reddit scares me and i believe it's one of the best decisions i've made this year. - if ever you reveal something personal that u don't want to, rest assured that we do not see, speak, hear, and do anything about it. and thank you for trusting us and believing that we will do your request because we will absolutely do it, no questions asked. overall, i am happy that u r safe on wherever side of the globe you are on 😊 i hope august continues to be kind to you. stay safe and healthy and happy 💝