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Wiki deep dive [SFW] [Quite boring] [Perfect for sleeping] [Body doubling] [Or maybe you're into this shit idk] [You're great] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-19 00:29:27
Edited:
2024-05-06 00:32:30
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2026-06
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Hey!

So I recorded 3 (!) audios today, and wanted to finish my hot streak of audio making with something a little more down to earth. Wikipedia! Which I suppose also has articles about space, so maybe not so down to earth... hmm.

Well either way, I hope you enjoy listening. Topics are randomly clicked through, some flag talks, birds, melanin, gene talk, animals, that sort of area. Enjoy!

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Marie-Andrée

Ouhh my brain was so tickled by this aimless Wikipedia adventure 🥰 made me so happy you voiced your reactions and train of thought through it all, it was even better to feel you involved. I love curious ppl, they're the best. In high school there was this one guy, a friend of a friend, and at some point he told me how he had just learned about the different types of columns (ionic, Corinthians... It's been a while now I forget the rest 😅) bc everyday he'd just click "random" on wiki and see where it leads him, and I thought it was so cool! Fast forward a few years in my college art history class part of an exam was that exact subject, and I already knew about it all bc of him and I thought, again, that it was SO!! COOL!! 😮😂 anywayyyy 🙃 Idk why I wanted to share this story here, on a year old post, but here I am 😅 ty for the safe space, cheers 😘

Phantasm Cat

RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES, LETS GOOOOO!!!! 📣📣📣 Awesome job on the 3 recorded sessions!

yellow seong

How dare you say this is boring??? Reading Wiki pages is a whole genre of wasting time 😭 Please don't invalidate my nerdy ass 😔👌

cherucaustic

I’m really beat and I actually want to listen to this without passing out so I’ll do it tomorrow before work. Reminds me of when I used to start my days listening to your storytimes and rambles. Be well Crunchman 💗

Ange

The moment you said Lola Bunny, I knew we’d reached the Sexual Awakening of Young Crunch. For real tho 3 audios hell yeah, way to go, Crunchy. Thanks for keeping me company while I cleaned my house.

aiden ♡

i’m further in but the what in tarnation you let out at the beginning is still sending me 😭😭😭

Anonymous

Wiki wormholes! Yesssss! 😄 Birds - Blue jays are beautiful but they're so MEAN. They are super rude dominators of the bird feeder. 😠 I also have lots of hawks and owls in the woods behind my house. The owls make the COOLEST/spookiest sounds at night. There's this one sound that almost sounds like a monkey laughing. It's really eerie but I love it. My favorite bird is the Carolina wren. They are SO cute to watch. They're very curious and busy and have tons of personality. Oh!! AND!! While you're in "The Americas" you should see if you can spot a hummingbird in person before the summer is over! /end crazy bird lady talk Tiny Tooooons! When I was little, every weekday after school Tiny Toons would come on at 4:00 and then my beloved Animaniacs at 4:30. That was a glorious hour of 90s TV. Sigh. This was silly but fun. Thanks. 😊 Goodnight and sleep tight, Crunch and chat.

Acedia

I had a conversation just the other day about Vitiligo. I learned that vitiligo is specifically the absence of color(melanin) and that cats and dogs can get it. There's a few pictures of a tuxedo cat that slowly loses it's color. It's cool to see the sorta time lapse of it. They're trying to bring the tasmanian tiger back from extinction using other marsupial DNA. Theoretically, a great accomplishment for animal conservation. Hypothetically, a Jurassic Park mishap waiting to happen. Endlings. 🥺😢 Destruction of habitat is like the leading cause of animal extinction/endangerment. A tree should be easier to propagate than animals, I would think. Can you get inbred plants? Is that a problem for farmers?Now I have to go Google stuff. I was skeptical of an ADHD fueled romp through Wikipedia but this was fun.

Anonymous

Um, you're freaking hilarious! Thank you for this. It was pretty interesting.

Skye

This made me unreasonably happy. I love how you wandered through Wikipedia. "This is kinda boring." "Busting a nut" "No blueballs" "I mean mommy, sorry, mommy?" "Melanin's fucking wild" I'm just grinning like a fool through this - it's exactly how I wander through Wikipedia when I'm bored. Happy Birthday.

Anonymous
>>89879998

Ha! I got out of school at 3 and would go to the public library across the street to pick up new books then rush home to watch Tiny Toons and Animaniacs (one of the best cartoons ever made). It's so funny to me to think at that time we were in the same state watching the same show at the exact same time to find each other in an audio porn community 😂

Anonymous

I enjoyed this very much. I thought oh I'll wait till I get in bed so it can make me feel sleepy. But I don't feel sleepy at all now. 😂 Very silly, sometimes cheeky, all entertaining. I learned some very interesting tidbits to randomly blurt out when I am having awkward conversations. So thank you. Three audios?! You must be feeling very motivated! Thank you so very much! Happy Maybe Birthday 🎁🎉

Orchid_unbloomed

Between the rambly deep dive and the bracket typo, this is my favorite post ever from you. Thank you for the new sleep aid. And happy birthday old man ;)

Anonymous

I listened to this while doing my makeup to get ready for work. When you started talking about the bird doing a good job at busting that nut, I laughed so hard I got mascara all over my cheek and had to start all over again. Sir. Please.

Anonymous

The Mississippi flag, which includes the confederate flag, ranked as the 22nd best flag. Sort of makes you question the priorities of those surveyed 🤠