Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

[M4F] Another classic let's stay in bed banger [Bang her? I hardly know her] [Good girl] [BFE] [Domestic] [Playful] [Teasing] [Condescending] [Playfight] [You love when I moan don't you] [4th wall break] [Clean cock] [Blowjob talk] [Cock warming] [Outercourse] [Early access] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-27 17:31:24
Edited:
2024-11-21 21:27:05
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:

Downloads

Content

[Condescending] because the teasing can be a bit much for some!Lots of playful banter and talks, a lil steam, a lil kiss, you know the drill. :)

Files

Comments

Ange

+5 points for title alone

swandle

BA DUM TSSSS

Phantasm Cat

How dare you, sir. How dare you tease me on that neck biting and those descriptive touchings, ya dorky patoots. Hmmph 😤 "I know you're horny, but that's just too bad" I was seriously going to fight a Dane right there until WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER HOLY DEAR GOD THAT GOT ME AND I GASPED ANDHSJDKSBDMS This is definitely different, a good different, a "why in the everlasting fuck is this amazing and I will most definitely have to keep playing it over and over and over and over and" type of good. Now my need for whispering into ears has heightened for the day, so thanks for that 🫠 You're wonderful. A complete menace, but mostly wonderful. Thank you meow meow 💙

Mrs. Dubose

I am completely and utterly speechless. I'll have words later, but for now, HOLY MACKEREL. I remember thinking I wanted to say that 8:00ish was really funny but now I don't have a single clue what was going on at that point. 😳🤯 (Thank you for the [condescending] tag. Those of us in the softie club appreciate that. 🤍)

0

You leave me so in your.... what chance do I have? So beautiful and so perfect, I can't stand it, I get all melted, gee I keep thinking how good it must be to feel your embrace, I feel something different in my heart. Take care ♡

Anonymous

Bro said “ahm” 🤭 It’s okay, we apparently don’t pronounce our T’s 🥲 I’m trying to think what I would whisper into your ear. Probs an inside joke if anything. 💀 As someone who likes things clean and fresh all the time, thank you for washing ur cock! 😮‍💨🫶 Thanks for the upload kitty cat 🐈💕

Anonymous

"i think i'm gonna go crazy if you don't fuck me" join the club pal, holy shit. i found it ironic you talked about being so sensitive at the end when i'd just spent about 17 minutes thinking about how if you touched my neck and whispered in my ear i'd straight up die on the spot 💀 thank you for another beautiful time ❤️

Kerry Grant

Admittedly I have not listened yet, but I’m already swooning after such a delightfully overused pun like “Bang her? I hardly know her!” 😂❤️👏

Anonymous

haha this is so silly and goofy! (went feral from the "fake moan" alone)

Lindsay Graff

Crunchy thinks that sitting still on his cock means I can't just do kegels while I'm sitting there and squeeze him?? 🤔😁 For real though, I love being teased by Crunchy. ❤️

Anonymous

listening to this took me on an emotional rollercoaster, but it was a fun ride ;) (yeah i got jokes too funny man!) and the mini rant about washing cocks is so true! after all, it is best to have it clean before getting it all messy and wet🫢

Acedia

Clean ✨cock✨ lol but seriously showering together as a part of foreplay is 100x hotter than presenting a 'fvmbe' dick (or vagina) and expecting someone to enthusiastically put their mouth on that. [Cockwarming]🥵! [But no one's actually coming and this is just a 20 minute long tease] 😰! lol

Anonymous

Why does that one tag call me out like that This was so silly, but also sir you've been saying some insane things in those 4th wall breaks recently, somebody needs to shut you up with kisses asap because you're becoming too powerful, you tease 😤

Apple

looking at the tags I thought this gonna be a very jealousy needy bfe thing 🥰. but still love this, teasing is so cuteeeeeee

Anonymous

I feel like I could write a whole ass essay about this audio but I'll try not to. I was a little anxious about the condescending tag however what I should have been concerned about was how  embarrassingly called out I felt! 😳🤣 Crunchy called the listener clever so no one can tell me shit now. 💅🏻 This audio had so much teasing and flirting and downright frustration 😆. I'm loving this narrative type audio you've been doing! It was such a wild ride. It was so much fucking fun 🥳. It's such a turn on to know how much you enjoyed making this for us. But Sir, I think you had a little too much fun 😜. Thank you so very much ❤️

Clary

this audio called me out in so many ways and I feel attacked. But also the teasing, the cosy domestic feel, the soft whispers, the anticipation, the overall chaotic vibe, the rants... it adds a whole new layer to it and it's just✨yes✨ and might I just add ... Cockwarming ✊😌

Feah

I can't describe how much I love this! You got me kicking my feet over here Crunchy omg <3

swandle

oh my lord. your confidence comes off so damn attractive. your not with me in person but im nervous as hell. your getting too immersive. im delusion. i love it. i eat it right up.

Elisa

The gameeeeee god damn it’s too much, I’m overwhelmed rn

Labrini

"I know you're horny, but that's just too bad." Hehehehehe. "Train? TRain? I can’t! Hehehe. "What, you gonna wash it in a stranger's sink like a fucking lunatic?" I’m in tears. Hehehehe. I don’t know how I missed this audio; a million thanks to Whispers for pointing me this way. I don’t usually comment on older audios, but this one needs all the love it can get. Oh my goddess, this was amazing. You were so sweet, cute, funny, and sexy. Ooof, I have the stupidest smile on my face right now. This really made my day. Thank you, Crunch, for being this unapologetically dorky, sexy little tease. 🤍

althea ♫︎

This has been one of my top audios on loop before joining patreon. "Are you still thinking about what sort of things you would whisper to me?" always gave me the urge to record something back 🤭 Even after the nth time, never have I ever been NOT caught nodding before you say "Are you nodding? Doing a little nod?" 🫠🙈💕 I daresay this is also such a good "intro" of your preferences to new listeners: love for accents, eye/non-eye contact, smiling and the clean c*ck agenda! Hehehe You fun~ny man! Thank you for this classic bed banger 😆 (also back here because of Careless 🤭💗)

chloe

thretun to break my ahm - british crunch is so cool what am i doing here??... uhhhh well... you see- this fun thing called going through all of your audios... no reason, dont mind me, just passing through... ahem

Lena C

Yes, I did indeed enjoy it. Such a silly and fun audio🤪 So many side tracks😆

Ari

I’m only commenting this in hopes of making you (other other listeners) laugh: I don’t know if I’m emotionally vulnerable right now or if the act of a parasocial relationship is working overtime (probably both).

deanimator

tbh this audio may just made u the funniest man in the world i LAUGHED