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Brain only worked on aprox. 70% capacity while typing, please excuse my inability to talk here and there. Just a little talk and update from me while I work on my touch typing. ~(also, have been a little sick, explains me being a bit short of breath here and there.. feeling a lot better now!)

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Phantasm Cat

Before I begin, hello hello all new patrons!! There are so many wonderful audios here to discover, and everyone here is so sweet and lovely. I hope you have a great time here 💙 (you mentioned it already, but there are waaaay too many to choose from that's my favorite, they all have their charm and satisfy that itch whenever the need arises. Maybe I should go back to them all once more to make sure 🤔) Average of 120, oof my fingies could never ;-; I use most of my fingers when typing, but not so much my pinkies. I tend to use most of my other fingers pretty easily (left ring struggles sometimes), but definitely not as fast as 100wpm. At most 70. Virgin audio, DUDE HULLO YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU, BRING FORTH THE SWEET INNOCENCE 👀 It's interesting to notice how different our interests can change as we age. What we'd like a few years ago could be the complete opposite now, and those interests could help identify where our mindspace is at the moment. Of all the things we like how, imagine the possibilities of what we could like in the future.. Multiple choice audio sounds like a great idea! I think it'd be really nice and immersive, can stir the imagination with all the different interactions. Sounds like a lot of fun (a good amount of work on your end, but I'm sure you'd execute it beautifully once/if the creative bug strikes long enough). Please, not the home construction work, ooooof! I've been hearing that in my neighborhood for weeks, and it's infuriating. Gardening, though, that is fun and calming. I like helping my mom out sometimes in her garden, she's a big plant person and it's one of the few interests we share, so it's a good bonding experience. Thank you for this sweet update/typing experience! I'll be sure to look up that website sometime and see if i could ever reach that 100+wpm (hello, carpal tunnel). And if you sneak up and whisper like that again like you did here, I swear, dude... that part gave me the yummy chills~ Thank you for this, and stay safe meow meow! 💙

Mrs. Dubose

1. Hi, new Patrons! Everyone here is so sweet and kind, and we'd love for you to chime in with us! (And in case you haven't caught on yet, several of us have a thing for long comments, so don't be shy. 😂) 2. Yes, I do touch typing and have for many years, but I use the wrong finger for R with impunity. I think you're supposed to use your pointer finger but my middle finger is way more comfortable! And because I can't turn down a challenge, I did the test and only got 105 per minute (I'm blaming cold hands) BUT 99.24% accuracy. I feel like I used to be faster. I need to up my game! 3. Virgin audio, yes please. I love those for the exact reason you mentioned. It's just such a gentle headspace. But also there's something so tender about the wonder of discovery in those audios, too. Hmm. 🥰 4. It might be fun for you to do an updated kink test and share the results sometime. Maybe? 5. Gardening and yard work. I used to be super into it, and I still love plants, but I think something in my brain has changed in recent years. I don't do it much anymore, but maybe it will cycle around again at some point. 6. OH! Almost forgot. The bracket thing sounds fun! I wonder if it would be easier to pick a favorite audio if they were split out that way. (Side note - I continually surprise myself that I love that Too Much of a Good Thing neighbor audio as much as I do. That one is up there on my list.) Thanks for popping in to chat! It's always lovely to hear from you. 🤍

yellow seong

Literally just woke up and got out of bed to do the typing test and realised I use all fingers??? And I suddenly feel old. It used to be a requirement for little kids learning computers to actually know the finger layout? Is that what it's called? Placement? Positioning? And it was an actual exam back then 😭😂 It was hell because we're not allowed to look at the keys at all. Maybe the trauma made me instinctively still type with all fingers!! ((not the fastest typer tho haha)) Keybs with loud 🎶takatakatakataka🎶 noises are so fun 😭 I know shit about them and I only got mine just for the noise. Makes you feel extra productive when you hear it no? Trying to distance myself from further gardening activities 'cause I'm already taking my indoor plants way too seriously. None of them has died so far and that's the thing: was expecting my first plant to just turn brown and dry up but instead it did the opposite 🤣 Now I have several tiny plants woohoo 🌱 And they make me anxious! Dunno how I'm gonna leave them alone for days. So nice to hear from your keyboard, Crunchy! And you! 😆🥰

Ange

Crunchy this keyboard asmr is scratching an itch in my brain. Thank you. Now please, get out of my head. Just yesterday I was talking with someone about the cyoa audio potential (are we allowed to mention the title cosytrapped or has it been forever banished?) It would be amazing if you made that happen in some capacity. The ridiculous riddle back-and-forth (you absolute tease!) was fun (and frustrating!), but even a much more scaled down audio adventure would be so fun. I might be back to share favourite audios, as you said there are so many good ones. Just when I think I’ve settled on one, I remember another (Foot Cramp Audio™️ is way up there tho, literally never fails) Hi new patrons, welcome. Buckle up.

j

have you considered making any sfw audios like this one that are a little rp-heavy? I love these ones & would love to see you explore sfw content like that!

Acedia

With the rise of touchscreens, touch typing on keyboards is slowly becoming a lost art lol. I mostly use my phone so it's only my thumbs getting the work out. My 3 year old laptop has been demoted to "WoW machine" so not doing much on there anymore. I can touch type the num pad for work easily, but that is much less impressive than the whole keyboard. Speaking of yandere, the kidnapping audio is one of my favorites 😅. You incorporated a lot of different tropes into basically a 'greatest hits' type of audio. But I would be interested in seeing which ones are considered the most popular. Is there a 'prize' for the winning audio? A sequel or remaster, perhaps? Not that you have to, but it'd be something fun to think about, if we do vote on them. Thank you for the update, the click-clacks are wonderful. Hope you feel better soon. (For myself, it seems like I've been sick non stop since March and I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.)

Nan

the sneaky link audio is one of my favorites, I'm always going back to that one

CarelessWhisper

The keyboard clacks 🎆🎇 Hi to all the new Patreons❤️ I'm a touch typist because back in my day...!! 👵🏻 What I find most fascinating is only my fingers know where the letters are. Like if you handed me a blank keyboard and said fill in the letters I wouldn't be able to do it. I also have the ability to write in a foreign language called cursive.🤭 Doing a bracket would be fun! Trying to pick one favorite out of your catalog would be damn near impossible for me. Depending on my mood my favorite can change. I'm always sincere though when I say one is my new favorite 🤣. Thank you for the distraction and thank you for spending time with us ❤️

june

Hi hello new patrons! 💜🌱💜 Crunchy, thank you for the lovely keyboard sounds, the whispers, and the little meow, so cosy. 🥹 And I would like to vote for the Crunchy Audio Cage Match Bracketmania please 🙏

Ange

Before we do a bracket cage match: Crunchy update the Airtable challenege 2023

Ellis

wait, how are you over 100 wpm *without* touch typing?? also you can talk and type at the same time? impressive... i actually just did a couple of typing test while listening to this (i'm pretty good at touch typing if i say so myself. i used to do audio transcription online so i got a lot of practice) and i got 85wpm and 88wpm, hell yeah. i've always loved keyboard typing noises. it's so calming