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[M4A] Sleepy and horny [Gentle Rambles] [Meta] [Teasing] [Does this turn you on?] [Needy sounds] [Patreon Exclusive] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-22 22:49:07
Edited:
2024-05-06 00:11:25
Imported:
2023-08
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This is a bit of a tease, really. But usually you don't mind too too much, especially when there's new content on the horizon 🌱I'm very sleepy writing this, so I don't really have anything clever to add. I hope you enjoy it, and as usual please do let me know what you think 🤍Godnat 💤

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Ellis

i was literally just about to go to sleep but now i have to listen to this. it'll be worth it though, i'm sure

Ange

The scenario in the first half of this is one of my favourite memories, sweet and hot, and a reminder of a very lovely boy. Then the second half sort of gave my brain static. So uh… oops?

Ange

PS the thumbnail? You knew exactly what you were doing, you menace

Phantasm Cat

I had a feeling this was going *somewhere* with that thumbnail, and had to hold on tight for the ride. Because gosh, I love it when you're sleepy and your mind is racing🫠🫠🫠 Scenario played out beautifully in my head, those words of yours know how to whirl my brain in all the right places, with holding and smelling and necks and embrace and, yup. Beautifully done! Not too much to say now from me, just flustered beyond to oblivion right now, don't mind me. Nope. Mhmm. Give me a minute.. a few minutes. A few repeats later, probably... And don't even get me started on your "I wish it was you, not my hand" comment because OH MY GOODNESS 😳 Stay safe and sweet dreams, you cutie of a menace 💙

Mrs. Dubose

*shakes fist* Now listen here, you!! One day all this teasing is going to bite you in the butt. 😤 Only kidding. 🙃 This was fun and so spicily sweet. Sleep tight! 🤍

Ellis

update: it was worth staying awake! i loved that it was simultaneously sweet and spicy and tbh, i was flustered up until a point where something you said reminded me of this video i watched recently and i started laughing which kind of took me out of the moment. it's very silly but i guess it still made me feel good so it counts hehe. this also happens more than i'd like to admit 😅

Orang

Very cute thank u!! <3

sera

no comment other than: you’re crazy. in a good way.

Kaya

I’m so incredibly flustered right now i don’t have all the words😳😅. Been listening to a lot of nsfw content last couple days including yours and I’m so tightly wound 🫣

CarelessWhisper

[internal/external squeeing] I love being menaced. It's so fucking fun. Thank you ❤️

Marie-Andrée

If you ever need a bite size sample of the complete crunchy experience, say... Something less than 30 seconds long... might I suggest timestamps 8:54 to 9:18 ☝️🤓 The way it took me from rolling my eyes up with delight to pure, nose scrunched chuckle in a matter of seconds 😂😂 just *chef's kiss* crunch, you're the best in the game 😂🤍✨ I'm off to try out alternate endings to that goodbye embrace scenario you initiated, mighty menace of a man. And I'm telling you, in one of them, I'm not giving in until we agree on what consciousness most likely is :x Ha! 😈😂 (ehh... Who am I kidding... I'm so easily corrupted irl 😂😂😭 I'd be on my phone delaying my train schedule as soon as you'd sigh and whisper "I need you" in my ear. Fuck 😩 but hey, I mean... I'm not a fucking monster right? :x You need me, I'll oblige 🤐 I'm doing this for you, definitely not bc I can't help myself around you. No no no for sure I'm just... *that* altruistic of a gal... Yep... Mhm... Ahh but I guess it's probably not as fun of a scenario if I give in so easily now is it... Shucks, back to the drawing board.. 😟)

yellow seong

What if you come here instead? 🤨 The scenario started so cosy and then 🫠 I beg to differ, sir, I'd very much like to bite your neck. A kiss is not enough, it's very biteable.

Labrini

On the right screen, there is Crunchy; on the left is my script, and in the middle is little ol' me holding my coffee and debating what I should do. The decision is hard, so I doom-scroll on my phone. Five minutes in, I throw the phone away, Mrs. Dubose style, and press play. I regret nothing!! Also, I want to know who told him that he is cute, and we can't be mad? And now, sir, because you're a menace and put me in that mood, I will put "Hypnotize U" by N.E.R.D. on repeat until my brain is clear enough to work. Now let's face a frustratingly horny day! Good morning, everyone. ❤️ P.S. That knee cracking was divine justice.

agaslumbers

got me all needy in the morning, I'd much rather stay in bed for a little bit longer than get up 🥲

Amber

that's it, I'm taking a day off to sit on my couch and idk stare at the wall in frustration contemplating all the things I don't have

Lizzellovely

Hahaha, don't dare to ever cross my way, Mr.! I'll be the teasiest cuteness, especially for you~ ♡ :p (Thank you so much *.*)

Mrs. Dubose

"I'd like that. Think about it." These kinds of comments make me chuckle because now I'm imagining 400+ people lining up to get in bed with Crunch. 😂 The duality of speaking to both one person and hundreds at the same time. Scoot over, everybody. I'm getting in. 🥰

Jam

Kisses!!!

natalie

well now I’m horny and that’s pretty darn hard to be on anti-depressants. I can only say thank u for ur service

0

please let me hug you and hold your hand, I love your company so much ♡♡♡

Weena

short but very sweet ♥

Diamond

The end of this audio had me yellllllling😭