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And in September the August poll shall prevail!This is the 99th post tagged "exclusive" here on Patreon - having some ideas as to what the 100th will be already hehe.This audio is a bit different because I start out being quite miffed, and then in pain, and then well some fun sweet things happen. Not quite what my original idea was, but this kept brewing in my head while I was sick - and finally I had the voice/timing to do it! Please do let me know what you think ❤️Crunch

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Marie-Andrée

Wha! More celebrations soon! 🥳 (hi Crunch! 😊🌼)

CarelessWhisper

Your timing is perfection. Thank you 😆❤️

beau

Great audio as usual! Happy 99th — waiting in excitement to congratulate you on your 100th, and I do hope you're feeling better 💜

Mrs. Dubose

I do so love Criminal Crunchy. Sweetest thief around. Also hats off to your method acting. If the neighbors were home they probably expected your head to pop out of a vent at any moment. 😂 This was fun. Thank you, Crunch. 🤍

sera

this was indeed different but in a good way, i think? the editing was fun and the “fuck morphine” part + the little smooch at the end definitely made me chuckle 🤭 you actually posted this right as i was about to go to bed so i’m definitely gonna have a good night’s rest now thanks to you~ get some sleep too crunch it’s getting late 🩷

Phantasm Cat

Huzzah! 🎺🎺🎺 My goodness, this was a fun audio! And I know it's an enemies/thiefs thing, but why did my brain automatically think this was a physical pen test gone wrong because one decided to sneak into an area they shouldn't have due to sticky finger impulses? Idk. Idk~ Anyway, your ability to sound annoyed, in pain (seriously, ouch!!), and travel right down to the sweetness all in one was incredible (not to mention all those kisses. Can never get enough. More pls). I love this idea of yours, and I feel you executed it well. 10/10! Can't wait to hear what the 100th exclusive will be, that's so exciting! Thank you so much, and I hope all is well on your part of the world. Sleep tight, and stay safe 💙

CarelessWhisper

Okay but my heart was aching at the thought of the Listener leaving Crunchy behind 😭 Prison break audio when? 👮‍♀️

Amber

Hope you're feeling better 💛 I'm not in the mood to listen bc life gives its nastiest battles to its toughest girlies 🤗💕 but that's not important rn!! I look forward to your audio and I already know it will be a treat (as always hehe) I'm gonna make some coffee and breakfast and sit outside on my lil terrace/roof bc it's finally cooler so enjoy the sun if you like this kind of heat and otherwise good luck surviving 💕 And kissies for everyone from de oude baas Felix from his new cat tree 😌

Labrini

How do we always mess up the door!? Crunchy... Crunchy! This was absolutely amazing. The vent scene had me on the edge, ouu, oh, aha, oh no! Did anyone else think, "Stop kissing you horny shits and try to escape!!" during that first kiss? I loved it; it was so sweet and creative. Great job, Crunchy! 💖 P.S. The miffed Crunchy needs to be duplicated, and placed in small bottles. Good morning everyone. 🌞

Ellis

i usually wouldn't listen to these kinds of audios but i liked this one!! i actually winced when you said you'd hurt your shin and then quickly remembered you were acting 😅 being clumsy seems to be your thing haha the sirens were also realistic enough that i thought they were coming from outside and i had to double check! great audio as always!

Headexplodie

Yes, thumbs up to Crunchy doing light hearted crimes, there's something really cute about these scenarios 😈💕!

Tiffany As

I mean if you're fucked you're fucked

北落师门

Thank you Crunchy for such a sweet audio! The last kiss is too adorable that my heart missed a beat😭

Lindsay Graff

The little kiss at the very end... 🥺🥺🥺