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Hi sweets 🤍Here's an exclusive that is quite a bit longer than my usual audio lengths, but I decided to really try to get into the scene - and recently getting to that sexy (and coherent) mindspace takes a little longer for me - so here's a longer audio for you.It's a slow burn that's for sure, with some emotional complexity, and lots of sweet kissing and naked touches. You know, the usual crunchy stuff. There's a lil bit of weird background static noise (not the sfx) until 2 minutes into the audio - I couldn't really sort those out, but I wanted to keep the intro anyway. You can skip it if it's bugging ya! Other than that, I don't think I have much more to say for now.. Let me know what you think? You know I love hearing your thoughts.Hugs (and kisses.. if you'd like.) 🤍

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fleursbambi

46 minutes??? oh i'm not ready for this 🫠

Kimiyie

I cant wait to get home and listen to this!!

blaze

crunchy I'm at work and too impatient!!

Kaya

Diving into the audio now 😊.

agaslumbers

lord give me strength, I have to survive only on the tags until tomorrow 🥲

Phantasm Cat

The whispered and teasing words, the sweetly endearing pet names, the 'not really having sex because we shouldn't but we actually are but we're really not but we're totally so' banter, you've created the perfect recipe to relax and indulge while immersing us into this wonderful scenario. Lengthy, but your words flowed so well, it felt just right. 10/10, especially that joke you snuck in~ And oh dear, the tea got cold. What are you gonna do, microwave it? 💀 (now I crave tea, so thank you for that) Thank you so much for this exclusive, Crunchy! You've really outdone yourself on this one. Sending you many hugs, many kisses, and many totally and absolutely platonic cuddles. Yeah, let's go with that. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Kaya

This was wonderful. Just what i needed without even realizing it. I had not listened to audio content like this in a while and have been stressed and anxious lately. This audio was like a delightful balm i needed. I forgot how much your voice soothes me and how much i enjoy your sense of humor. And I loved the Meta part, there is something so validating in those portions. On a side note - yes my tea did indeed go cold as well 😅

Mrs. Dubose

It's been a weird day. My thoughts are all jumbly and I'm a little on the emotional side, so I think I'll come back later for my "real" comment. I did want to share before I forgot that my mom used to do the thing with heating water in a clean coffee maker, lol. I'm an old school teapot on the stove kind of girl, though.

Labrini

46 minutes... Wow. I know you told us you recorded for over 40 minutes, but I never expected to get the whole thing. We’re not doing anything. I smiled from ear to ear. Don't look at me like that. I started cackling… Oh dear I really needed that. I fell asleep while snuggling and watching "Sweet Tooth." I was about to turn everything off and return to snuggling because my head is still killing me, but I'm glad I didn't. This was very sweet, and sexy, and wonderful and…so, so many and’s… *sigh* Loved the whispering, the kisses, the banter—the whole 'we won't, but we definitely are.' Ah, the little mention of 'nnn,' I feel that you managed to include a small part for everyone's vote preferences in this. Everything was great, but as always, the pillow talk was golden. It's always my favorite part, especially on days like this one when I'm not at my best. I'm more of a teapot-on-the-stove kind of girl, or an electric kettle if I'm in a hurry. Making tea or coffee is more of a ritual; it's my time for the humming-empty head kinda of time, if that makes sense, so I like taking my time. On another note, I'm a Pisces. Does that say anything about me? I know that people like to get into those things, but I personally have no idea when it comes to signs and astrology. Anyway, I've rambled enough. I should go back to my snuggling and venting off migraines. Anyone else want to join?😁 Thank you for the good times 🤍

Himmelig

My car actually got stuck in the snow today and my body is all achey so it was easy to pretend I needed some saving and comfort from a friend. Cause that is all it was, just some comfort! I got to charge my phone and warm some co... water! I mean water! Just warmed some water for some nice tea! 🫖 ps: Idunno if it was "in character" but sad music ftw ⛈️

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46 min *-*, cool, today I was thinking about this, how good it would be to have bigger audios, I'll be able to listen to it soon, it'll be fine 🖤

Acedia

My first and probably last time seriously doing NNN, and I am halfway feral at this point lol. Nearly there🎉 Re: biting-it's peak scarf season, perfect for hiding any marks 😉 Thank you Crunch, for the extra long slow-burn treat 💕

yellow seong

Good morning???? 46 minutes???????? 🫣

seijchi

I love the way you incorporated NNN in this audio even if it wasn’t the chosen “theme”! Also I don’t know why, but you sounded a little stricter than usual, maybe it’s just me? Can’t say I didn’t like it though👀 Especially when I heard that “Tell me sweetheart, is there something you’re not telling me?” Oof🫠 Anyway, congrats on almost beating this NNN, but please consider not torturing yourself, maybe? (it’d be a perfect opportunity to flirt after this sentence but i’m not sure of your boundaries so please just pretend to be swooned 🤝🏻) Thank you for this audio, it was really good and I’ll take it as my late birthday present🥰🖤🖤

Elisa

Crunchy you’re so good… I loved loved loved this audio🩵

Lindsay Graff

I would give $10,000 for a night with Crunchy. No lie. 💯 This is my new favorite audio. My top two are this one and the shower audio he made awhile back. These are perfection. ❤️

Kimiyie

Your voice is so calming I ended up knocking out before the end of it.. Gotta listen to the full audio now✨

ECS

You are so insanely good at this. My brain is mush and I can't type properly so that's cool 🫠

Gentlelove

I love the kisses in this audio (omg I feel so shy typing out these but it’s so true😭)

agaslumbers

Yeah no, this was great, you're awesome for this crunchman 💚 “You're not supposed to be here, this isn't what was supposed to happen” I think I'm a tiny bit in love with this part? “I really like your kisses” hey, that's what I've been saying about you! When you start an audio with a knock on a door I just know I'm gonna like it a lot 😂 and this slowburn was great, I love that you made it a lil bit complicated, but not sappy. And thanks for making it so long 🫶

Ree

Bit late to comment, maybe, but I still thought you deserved some praise for this one so here you goooo: Another masterpiece c: I love the way you offer up so much of (what seems to be) yourself in this. It feels very warm and genuine, like I'm right there with you. This kind of content is probably my favourite from you, because it feels so open and natural. Either your acting is just so good I can't tell you're playing a character, or you're just being yourself in an imagined situation - hard to really tell, but either way it's really well done. It's probably not always easy to be so open with a bunch of internet strangers, because it makes you quite vulnerable, but I really appreciate the genuity 🖤 Very important question though - I know you probably cut it because the audio was already so long, but what tea blend are we drinking? I need to know your concoction after that barista audio lol, better not be roasted garlic black tea hahaha c': It finally snowed in my city, so I'll be drinking a lot of tea this month, especially if the power prices are as bad as last year ; u; On boiling water: Used to be a stovetop person, but after living in England I've become a kettle person 100%. I even pre-boil my water with a kettle before pouring it into the pot if I'm cooking pasta or something. It's actually more energy efficient, apparantly. Though I mostly do it because it's faster haha

_S

Yay!! I always get excited for long audios!! Although I only just got around to listening to it properly without passing out in the first 10mins lol. This reminds me a lot of your "what are you doing out in the rain" audio and one of the fireplace ones from last year (the one with the really loud crackly fireplace ahaha). Just the same kinda vibe of gentle sweetness and romance that gets me in all the right ways~ AND YOUR GIGGLES ARE SO CUTE ❤️ This is gonna be a new one on regular rotation now!

OdessaPNG

So definitely listened to this more than once... 🫠😳

althea ♫︎

Duuuuude... Duuuude... Mygod... Words.. what are words even... I'm– aaaa– just all giggly and aroused I– aaaaa... aaaaa 😵‍💫💗 Narrator: And there she goes, losing all speech development, going back to her cavemen roots.. mind–empty, just food and sex. 😃👍

Weena

yeah another one for my list of the bestest audios >///< said it in other comments but friends to lover, always the best. I really enjoy the story in this and the build up. longer audios do be nice sometimes ♥

January Embers

I LOVE THIS ONE. ✨✨✨🫦🫦🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏻‍♂️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧘🏼‍♀️🧘🏼‍♀️🧘🏼‍♀️🧘🏼‍♀️☕️

vocablush

The “let me have a look at you” section where you “read [our] luck” is really good ASMR. I think it’s the personal attention along with the directions and the tension that’s already been built up that activated the tingles for me 😌 Usually scripted or very “overproduced” ASMR from big content creators with fancy sets and layered sounds don’t do it for me, but this comes off as very natural and in the moment and just works so, so well. It’s probably your improv skills and recording process that really makes it extra effective. I do love all parts of the audio but I just wanted to point out this section because I think if you ever go into more ASMR content this angle would definitely be playing to your strengths. Where the listener can feel your eyes on them and see you directing them, purely from the imagery you paint with your words, it’s just perfect 💛

Kaya

Sometimes when I listen back to certain audios, like this one, I just have to have a laugh and giggle over the mental gymnastics Mr. Crunch crumpet puts himself AND us through to build up the tension, teasing and the "we're not supposed to". I absolutely love it. That build up makes things feel so deliciosly decadent as things progress. Also going to put this here cause i've been re-listening to multiple audios back to back, but Crunchy your unbridled laughter warms my being so fantastically. Sending the biggest virtual hugs and kisses as a thank you.