❤️ The Shy Pervert Blog ❤️ [First Snippet of My Blog] [To Be Continued Soon] (Patreon)

So, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.

I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passion, and whatever else a true degenerate can feel, and then setting them free into the Wild West that is the internet. I love being able to do this whilst I’ve just gotten out of the shower, whilst my boob falls out from the towel, whilst my dog is licking leftover shaving cream from my legs. I love being able to do that, whilst I am still perfectly safe in my own little life.

Maybe this is because I want my cake and eat it too, maybe it’s the fallout of a traumatic childhood, or maybe it’s just what works for me. I’m not a psychologist or even particularly intelligent, but at the end of the day, does it really matter? To me, not so much. What matters is that, hopefully, somebody out there relates, responds, or even just feels slightly less alone by reading the stuff that I post.

And if that’s the case, then I’m a little more hopeful about making this blog. 

So, with that out of the way, my name is Tea, and I am The Shy Pervert. 

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To be continued.