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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A food provenance investigation in True Detective country, one lucky teen and his incredibly fast car, and amping up the silliness in your group sex situation.

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Steve McPhail

Grew up in Lafayette, LA. Dad worked at Petroleum Helicopters in Morgan City. Can confirm the festival is very fun. The only industry in MC is shrimp and petroleum.

King Krang

I don't think there should be any other types of industries

Ignatius

The entire thing about the Shrimp and Petroleum Festival King and Queen felt like the setup to a horror film about an 18 year-old woman slowly realising she's going to be fed to an ancient fish god who inhabits the male descendents of an industrialist family. Big 'old dark ritual' vibes.

Christopher

oh here we go, the Australian woke police trying to cancel our beloved Shrimp Pervert Festival 🙄🙄

Christopher

at some point somebody said the phrase 'shrimp people' and this immediately turned into a shadow over innsmouth situation in my head

Sayanne

Really glad we eventually got to shrimpin ain't easy and it got absolutely no reaction

Tony

Adidas, All Day I Dream About Shrimp

Mollygdala

Sometimes when I am high I do interpretive dance to your podcast. Don't tell my mom.

Elizabeth

Boontlerian Jihad on car computers

Ian Mackintosh

Wild stuff. Has any Shrimp queen been scene alive after her 20th birthday?

Elizabeth

While I have you here, I’m surprised there were no riffs about how the kid whose car accelerated out of control was studying AUTO MECHANICS at school. I feel like there’s a high chance he fucked his own car up

Christopher

no International shipping my heart is bleeding I've never needed something so much in my life

Bryan Zeck

the petro pit is that place where the guy dies in There Will Be Blood

Cory

All the festivals and Mardi Gras Krewes in Louisiana have a creepy age disparity between Kings and Queens, but if you want to see the craziest version, I strongly recommend googling the annual Meeting of the Courts of Rex and Comus

Bernard Phillips

Bernard here, for the record I pronounce it without the emphasised second syllable, but you do you. I'm the bald person with the goatee that flew up to Brisbane from Melbourne for the live show and proceeded to (totally not) be extremely socially awkward afterwards and the next day at The Scratch 😅 So glad you ran with the story I sent in. It was one of the most cooked things I've ever come accross and quite possibly the most textbook example of a perfect regional bullshit story I've ever seen. Thanks again for bringing me a little joy twice a week with your delightful brain rot 🖤🖤🖤

Magister Foxitude

Oh no, I have died of decoy wigs on posts for Joe Biden to sniff.

dimwit

Shrimpin ain’t easy