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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another look at humanity as a whole through the lens of the sandwich, mysterious seeds arriving in our Texas towns, and experiencing ambulance euphoria.

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Outro: Evil Eye - Fu Manchu

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Jonty

gonna listed to this right now 🤙

Sayanne

Theo has a beautiful mind

elle

we ALL worry about theo it's a key part of the boonta vista patron experience

Oscar Shipley

This just makes me want to have a subway

Mollygdala

I was about to make fun of Australians for calling vegetables "salad' but then I remembered I'm American. Glass houses and all that.

CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM

Throwing my mystery seeds into the neighbors yard and then reporting them for harboring invasive species

Its Devon Babeyyy

I fear for Theo a little but i also 100% got what he was going for and think it was good

archipelago_go

strongly recommend looking up a photo of Sid Miller, it’s exactly what you’re thinking the Agriculture Commissioner for Texas will be like

Mortiis

I love a Texas official asserting China is trying to terraform Texas

Will Hitchcock

Incorrect, I've looked at a dozen photos and he isn't chewing a piece of wheat in a single one of them.

Christopher

5 minutes in and I feel like I need to take a walk or possibly call a friend

Boonta Vista

oh man that guy drives Boss Hogg's cadillac for sure

century tenga egg

I hope we get more Horse Egg, new favourite segment

Erin Kristina

I haven't used a top sheet in 20+ years. It feels like sleeping in a straight jacket. I need foot and leg freedom. This only works w/ a soft, washable duvet cover, obviously. At hotels it feels like a confusing mess, so I bring my own duvet everywhere. Ha ha ha

moppy

such a crazy one-two punch with Horse Egg followed by Subway Fuck You

Bryan Zeck

i heard "meat egg" even if noone else did

Chaya

Chinese agapanthus

Chaya

The tree that makes you Chinese

Eric Brennan

The meat against both faces of the bread was a thing I did as a child since I disliked having the bread getting soggy from the slices of tomato.

Wikifeet Community Moderator

I don't get what all the confusion with the intro is about. You've got this terrible plane of existence where the good people of Chinese-America enjoy their Subway sandwiches; then you've got the Boonta Vista Carnivorous Horse Egg Universe (BVCHEU).

Aidan Connolly

Told some friends to start listening because of Freemium Freebruary and I'm glad they got a good, non confusing intro to start them out 👍