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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News.

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Going to a Halloween party in regular clothes and saying "this is my costume. I'm a swinger. They look just like everyone else".

Anya Hanley

"All the sexiness of a vampire with a little Mexican flair?" I believe you would enjoy one Mr Gomez Addams

Christopher

is that some free toenail clipping asmr? for us? oooh you shouldn't have, that's so sweet of you

Alex Johnson

"who's wife do I gotta fuck to fuck someone's wife around here" 😂

Chaya

Chinese American Christian Swingers

aceplym

Oh shit, my turn for the dubious "hometown mentioned on Boonta Vista" honour

mexicanhalloween .

flowering plants are all disgusting perverts, they're all, "I made food on my genitals, come lick it off'

archipelago_go

you all sound like protestants the way you think the bible is the sole source of christian moral teachings and not a bunch of 4th century desert perverts so desperately horny they have to invent monasticism

Ellen

After a night of getting my back walls blown out in a god-honoring way I like to study Paul's letter to the Corinthians

Horse Badorties

I'm pretty sure they did Sacramento awhile back. "Sacramento: where William Vollman lives".

Horse Badorties

In California, "dearrest" is a good name for "all charges dropped after being arrested without a warrant". The incident is magically transformed into having been "detained", like when they talk to you and you can't just walk away. As in, one can be "detained" over the weekend after a bad car accident.