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EPISODE 403: Cuckerdammerung (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-06 03:50:46
Imported:
2026-06

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Taking your bull with you, the secret sauce of Mudman Burgers, swords from the river, Theo's long hair, and a permanent reminder of an important event.

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Outro: Ummon - Slift

Comments

UD-wat

Definitely in the strange coarser hair camp, I've got one moustache hair that is jet black and at least twice the thickness of a normal hair there. Strange! Also have the one thick hair that pops up on the tip of my nose every now and then that I always pluck out lest I be mistaken for some kind of abominable goblin

Steve McPhail

I have one, thick, black hair that grows from the top of my shoulder. Been plucking that sumbitch every few weeks since my balls dropped.

Christopher

it's NOT homophobic they're making fun of GERMANS which is FINE also UMMON MENTIONED

archipelago_go

it was a babirusa in the Miéville/Reeves novel, but a javelina was a good guess given that both javelinas and babirusas are pig-like animals but not members of the genus Sus (domestic pigs are Sus domesticus, but some authorities consider them a subspecies of S. scrofa, the Eurasian boar) also, i’m sorry for posting this

Spinach

The cuck psych section had me laugh-crying. Can't believe there's a Batman-Joker cuck/bull pair out there. Or maybe it's a Glinda-Elphaba pair. I'd help pay for that picture of them.

Po

The polish national anthem makes me feel even more extremely patriotic every time I hear it

notified.tortoise

Sword maintenance tip: any gun oil or similar will work just fine. I like Ballistol. Unfortunately it doesn't have Witcher-style effects but it does smell pretty weird so that's something.

David Derbesy

listening to this ep outside and thunder started rumbling right as Andrew said I wouldn’t be struck by lightning while listening 🤨

David Derbesy

also even if it were, Ben CAN say that

David Derbesy

got one thick black hair that’s been growing out of my left nipple for as long as I can recall

James Beavis

Before movies but for cucking?

Boonta Vista

yes! 9 years later... the urge to cuck and be cucked never went away

CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM

I read the ok immortal man book and it was ok. This concludes my book report

Meggles

I have a shoulder rebel too, but it's super-fine and white, which makes it very hard to spot! Then *BAM* 3 inch shoulder hair.

Bob

Omg I'm an ear rumbler too

Bob

Wtf I can voluntarily vibrate my eyes too.

Bones

i have so many nearly struck by lightning ranger stories. the most i have ever actually experienced is the "electrical insult" injury where you're inside the charged field and the circuit doesn't quite close 100%. i tell a story in new hire training to scare the rookies where i was walking around and everything wet on my clothing like the sweat around my hat was actively buzzing. hop in the truck, close the door, magically stopped. reopen the door, it resumed. so that faraday cage effect works baby. our rescue team guys say that shit rewrites your DNA so i look forward to some vault dweller having to do the GOAT test on me someday.

Bones

also in that one story i had just urinated so there was another spot on my body that was buzzing, i'll let you fill in the details.