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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two more tales of the otherworldly, proximity to the synchrotron, prematurely finding out that you're dead, monkey trouble at length, and monkey trouble in brief.

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Outro: Silver Twin - Motrik

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Homo Genious

West Edmonton Mall was the biggest in the world from '81 to '04! It's not our fault nothing has happened in this country in decades!!

mexicanhalloween .

hmm, Tolkien was definitely aware elves traditionally being short little guys, so now I wonder if he wrote them like that because that's how they're described in the epic poems he was trying to imitate or was he just unable to stop thinking about twinks?

UltraCoil

Coincidentally we are listening this on the way to the Australian Reptile Park and are now very excited to see the 40 alligators as featured on Comedy Current Events Podcast Boonta Vista

King Krang

Now I want some toblerones

Declan Kennedy

not sure why you all got on Lucy's case, Big Ears being a nonce is one of my dad's foundational teachings, the other one being that sitting on cold rocks makes you constipated

James Cézanne-Taipale

Just stepping into my flower arranging room to write the perfect poem about that one time I saw a chupacabra before having to meet my lord for our biannual procession to pay homage to the shogun.

Irvin

He was actually called David Banner on the show because they thought "Bruce" sounded too gay

KillingVector

Degloved by Bongo would be an excellent band name

Meggles

I live 2.5 miles from the Plano Spirit Halloween in question, and I am sorry to say that, while the Texans quoted in this story are not representative of Plano residents as a whole, they are absolutely representative of all Texans named Arlene. Perhaps all Arlenes globally.