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EPISODE 428: Cum Ass Beer Pump (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-11 05:22:20
Imported:
2026-01

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotwife situation, a perfectly understandable horse sedative mistake, and seeing the world in numbers but failing to understand them.

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Outro: A Boat to Drown In - METZ

Comments

Steve McPhail

The ol' 1997 Ben Folds/Thom York pre-wework big ball rats intro.

Christopher

I love posting up on a Dutch clocktower pelting cops with fireworks from a device 'resembling a machine gun' like the gatling gun guy from bloodborne.

Christopher

the cops can befriend me if they prove they killed a werewolf or whatever

pressdarling

This is the most diegetic intro I've heard all year

Roland Crosby

Putting a reminder on my calendar for seven weeks from now in anticipation of the Ben Folds nutsack rat Rockin’ The Suburbs followup intro

Watthew

Bjjjownta wwjstanssshjw rise up for Dutch Nye!

Po

BEARFOOTISLEGAL!

Homo Genious

If I'm not mistaken that would be at least the second or third time someone has fabricated a beach foot.

James Beavis

Obviously the organised crime element of Dutch new year is that they do heists while the police are busy dealing with cars on fire

Hunterwolf

17 is a youth or a child. NOT a youngster

algaesoup

RIP Andrew's cat Kuzco (spelling?) :( Long Live Cheech

NerdyGuy

You know how they change the lottery machine on the reg? None of the machines are perfect, if you do the stats over a season, you've got a little bit of an edge towards the end.