The Boney Island Whitefish in: Child Advocates for INjustice (Patreon)

We’re back for 2026! Devon talks about becoming ever more Chinese, Riley gets defensive, and Andrew wins breakfast update for the millionth time. Also we watched an episode of Bones where a dastardly child advocate thwarts the Jeffersonian team at every turn, but mostly we talk about how cool it would be to bring a huge pile of pure magnesium scraps with you to the afterlife.