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BONUS EPISODE: The Cum Riddler Has Something To Say (Patreon)

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2026-07-22 02:07:43
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2026-07
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The which is which of thick and thin, orientation of Niagara Falls, the colour of eggs, support for periscoping, a listener Swimply experience, soup metaphors for blood, proximity to the Big Bang Boom, a cyclospora honeymoon, and life after hotwife.

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Outro: Art Talk - Larry June, The Alchemist

Comments

ceeg

The border is marked by the channel the falls sits in. So half of the up and half of the down are in each country

Vanessa P

elon's broccoli boys literally did cut the team specifically monitoring the ubershitting parasite from like 11 people (don't remember the exact number) to 3 so it's quite likely not to be a coincedence that it's happening now

Mortiis

The rest of the cum is snot

Shiv

Brat is so good, Theo gets it

Malcolm Ragan

That was a real rough first 15 minutes or so

Boonta Vista

oh yeah that's the stuff i was talking about

Bill Humphrey Media

As I'm listening to the segment on the explosive diarrhea situation in this episode, I walked past a pile of trash on the street with an abandoned pair of underwear and an open bag of lettuce both on top, like a great disturbance in the Force had transpired there

Homo Genious

I DO SO MUCH FUCKING LAUNDRY I DONT SMELL IT!!

Callum

forgot to mention in my email that the pool-owning retiree husband had a snake shaped toe ring on his ring toe (?)

Homo Genious

These are my real life friends. Have some respect. Open your eyes and close your pussy.

Alex Whalen

obsessed with theo's brat summer

PolixenesRex

On layers of protection Americans love to remove, see also immobilisers on Kias and Hyundais

I simp for pigeons

As far as I know, different breeds of chicken lay different collirs of eggs. But american eggs arent shelf stable is because they are washed and refrigerated.

Herman Bergkvist

back to back all timer episodes holy shit?! this is the delicious slop i pay for 🫡

Steve McPhail

3 days later and im still laughing about Brad Sumner.

nickibis

Look, big fan of a group skinnydip over here, but the insistence from the old couple just makes me think they have "security cameras" mounted in the backyard and one day there'll be a story about the archive of illegally obtained footage. Headlines saying "Swimply Perverted" and such. Does this mistrust make ME the bad guy?

nickibis

Just got to the trombone bit - maybe we could take inspiration from the trombone spit release valve, apply it to boardshorts and modify the periscope technique

hdx

What is Theo's favourite game engine

Jarrad Robb

I had to stop a gym set when you started talking about putting dog shit into a human anus thanks

fridge

“Fourteen minutes of wild speculation” is a great segment idea

Theo Pengelly

Oh man what a great question. I think UE3 ended up making some really unique looking games. I reckon Bioshock still holds up today. I also have a soft spot for the Source engine because all the tools and assets were so accessible. Just about anyone could make a level in Hammer. I also love the weirdo engines made to do just one thing, like Teardown, or Dreams. If I had to pick one modern engine it'd be idTech because it seemingly is the only one that still performs well without being reliant on framegen or upscaling