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EPISODE 318: The Hyundai i30 Giraffe Killer (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-22 02:56:31
Edited:
2023-10-22 02:56:34
Imported:
2026-06

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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An avoidable giraffe mishap, a swift act of pickleball revenge, paranoia grips Armthorpe, an absent-minded gun-mailing, and the RIPing Report.

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The handbrake episode is Episode 213: Dad Like A Hole, and the pickleball one is the bonus episode 'Allen or Whitley'.

Comments

ECT_by_RadioShack

apologies for commenting before finishing the ep but theo was going off with this intro in the best way a little sick in his voice, this ep shaping up to be his jordan flu game

Lilith Dyke

boonta vista has successfully bullied me (usamerican) into using the handbrake when i park

krumping4

i don't think most Americans could get their car to roll if they wanted to

Magister Foxitude

Same here! Got my husband and I using our handbrakes ever since that episode… upsetting we’re not taught that here.

Tom

Ever since Anton Yelchin died by his own car I’ve been all about the handbrake

archipelago_go

i learned to drive on a stick shift so used the handbrake out of habit even when i got an automatic. it bothers me that the handbrake on new model automatic cars is a little button that engages automatically when you put it in park rather than a satisfying handle to yank

Kieran Driskell

big Theo with the beautiful intro, love to see it

Wikifeet Community Moderator

Is it normal that my first reaction to the statement "the guy who's built like a brick" was to think "Robert Zdar?"

Boonta Vista

one of the most brick-built people in history

Meggles

I grew up nearish to Fossil Rim, and have a very formative memory of feeding a giraffe from my hand in my grandparents car. They will absolutely (attempt to) stick their heads through both windows and sunroofs - it was surreal and delightful! The long necked animal you really have to watch out for is the ostrich. Can personally confirm that a Fossil Rim ostrich will also poke through windows, but instead of going for nasty pellets, they will attempt to eat the hairbow off a small kid’s head, pecking away at said head in frustration. This will lead to child wailing, grandpa yelling, and grandma frantically batting at a big angry bird, which only hilarious in hindsight.