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We got a hot one for you, homies! Kippy sifted through all of the Patreon submissions to be on the show, and narrowed it down to 20 potential guests! The boys go over the submissions and the competition is fierce! After you hear a little something about the contestants in the running, be sure to click the link below to rank your top five homies to decide who's moving on to the next round! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfwD4AIplQf_Pb8DedYlcxxXnfbG9UBSU2edzZdrBuKAh_dpA/viewform Love youse!

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Are You Garbage - The Contest

We got a hot one for you, homies! Kippy sifted through all of the Patreon submissions to be on the show, and narrowed it down to 20 potential guests! The boys go over the submissions and the competition is fierce! After you hear a little something about the homies in the running, be sure to click the link below to rank your top five homies to decide who's moving on to the next round! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfwD4AIplQf_Pb8DedYlcxxXnfbG9UBSU2edzZdrBuKAh_dpA/viewform Love youse!

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John

Wooo

Ayoodude

This is awesome 👏

Kieran Strawmier

if youse enjoy a LaCroix, may I suggest dabbling into Fresca? Soda water bangs.

Jeremiah Sandridge

Man, after hearing all these I wish I could turn in my late entry. I feel like I'm almost guaranteed a final spot. Just a brief overview. Me my brother and my sister are only related by my mother. We all have different dads. I have an unknown amount of siblings. My sister has five that she knows of besides me and my brother. And my brother has no idea how many he has. My sister's dad was actually a twin. After my mom divorced him. She married his twin brother. Both of them tried to attack her at one point. That did not end well for them as one got beaten to a bloody pulp and the other one got thrown through a window and had to get stitches. My mom's a real ass b****. And that's just a little tiny taste of the stuff I have. We haven't even gone into my father or my uncle who I watched chewed up heroin in his neck. Come on guys. Give me a chance.

Ray Greeko

Just cracked open a screaming cold strawberry mango Schweppes seltzer. Clean livin

casual carrier

I realize now I was much too formal and left out too much garbage traits in my appreciation. Congrats to the boozos who placed and good luck to those in the running….. no matter who wins I love youse all.

The Angry Hippy

You guys just made my day!! Getting kidnapped is worth it now😂🤘🏻

Richard Gell

I'm definitely going to put mine in for the next one. I dont know where to start. Good shit

BigBoyRoy

Anyone else wish they’d put more effort into their application? I once went 9 days without having a shit. Thing came out like a baguette and I had to smush it with my bare hands so I didn’t flood my ex girlfriends parents’ house.

Chris

After seeing these...I never had a chance lmao

Tim Big Craw McGraw

I was listening in the shower when I heard my email read on the show and I started poundin on the wall like Henry Hill in Goodfellas.

Joe Mcbride

To the seltzer water discussion, y’all should give the lemon cello flavor of La Croix a try. I’ve been obsessed for about a year now and I’m confident they won’t disappoint. — Gotta have them screaming cold though to get the real feel if you know what I mean.

Alyssa whitworth

I feel so honored 🥲🩵🫶🏽love youse

Tony Ziegler

Nothing like being woken up to the birds...in the living room.

Cole Allan

Garrett’s not good at math made me spit water all over my floor

Leo P

La Croix Black Razzberry is fantastic. Give it a whirl

Zara Pickel

Jay, Kristina, and Alyssa are top 3! -Calgary broad

KippsPepNips

Im trashed off claws right now.. i forgot its mothers day. Shout out to the homies with no moms doin nothing today

AlphaMonkey_6

If you like regular coke better than diet you are a retard. Regular coke is too sweet and has an aftertaste and goes flat quicker it’s the only diet soda that’s better than the regular

Shanelle Topp

I fucking knew Kip was going to say “Nova Scotia.” You wanna talk about us, why don’t you come down to visit? Ari did. And I went to his late show and took two friends with me. I took one of my friends to see yas in Toronto.

TeddyLite

Toby's so trash he thinks selling pool supplies means pool noodles

Shanelle Topp

Trying to make it fair but the dirtbags have never read any of my questions 😂😂

involentnumber

im not voting cause i didn't get picked... im not mad i promise im not mad

Bre☺️

Oh no we're 12 minutes in and I think i've just found my pure trash husband. ayo Jay if you're reading this, hit me uuuuup, I'm in regina.

Wawa and TaTa's

The next Patreon goal should be Kippy and Foley's Birds coming on, where they interview the boys.

matthew campbell

Best episode ever. I was laughing so hard I hit a curb and blew a tire out. No shit. I had to call triple A . Love you guys 😂😂😂

Garett Crook

Yooo I’m Garett from Tallapoosa little side info my grandparents actually met at a family reunion I believe.

BillyRo

If The Trashies doesn’t become a regular thing, I’m PISSED.

Brett B

I’m so garbage he didn’t even say my schools name right😭

AshTheDash

This can be a new segment - just reading all of these! I love them

Ryan

You boys need to get jersey Jerry on from barstool

BangBang

Shoutout my neighbors in Tallapoosa, Ga. Esom hill gang

Matthew Boutilier

I think this is really setting up to be like Sickler's HoneyDew with Ya'll. There's too many good ones to just pick one! I think you guys are gonna have to do Zoom calls with some of the runners-up to get some of these stories.

Uncle Smokey

Watsup gang its Adam from Burlington throw them votes this way lol ..good luck to all you trashbags out there love yas

Uncle Smokey

also shout out T Bone..ive never heard a better little hand riff than Agent orange arms lmfao..thought i heard em all

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

Is it garbage if I don’t vote because I’m too lazy to do the forgot password option on my gmail?

Jason Notrealname

bros get the limoncello la croix. absolutely incredible

Joe Bookman

Using the last three% on my phone to watch some ayg while on lunch at work.

jamieVPmusic

If these are the best submissions kippy definitely barely read any of them lol

Lady Bitch

Make that episode public if you want more Patreon subscribers. Best one so far

Tuddy's baby daddy

Sup bozos? What's the trashiest way to hold the steering wheel? I'm going with the limp left wrist hangin' over the wheel while the right arm is rests oh so pretentiously on the center console.

EDDIE RAY

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I forgot to put in a submission

PCC

How long can you call someone “coach” after you don’t play for them until it’s garbage?

Kayla

alyssa's submission made sense when we found out she lives on a rez🪶🪶🪶

ThadCastle

Need to hear Henry’s opinion on RadioShack

Poopy pants

shout out to Squamish!! Jay I probably know you bud!

thelaststraw

My parents are outside of Polson MT, and can confirm the area/reservation is great garbage material.... Hope Alyssa makes the finals!