Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Choose Your top 5 homies! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-12 18:40:12
Imported:
2026-06

Content

If you haven't already go listen to the bonus ep with the contestants! Choose your favorite 5 and and we will come up with our finalists. Thanks for the support. Love youse!

Files

AYG- Homie Contestants

Rank your top 5 preferred guests by the corresponding number option

Comments

Richard Gell

Done! Gotta try to get in on the next one

Jack Vandelay

*Tears the top off a steaming hot Lean Cuisine* “It shoulda been me.” *Tear falls down cheek* ROLL CREDITS

RiceaRoni

Honored to even make the cut love the garbage family

Dennis Reese

Damn my mom and dad divorced twice and he died from meth and I'm a former junkie musician. I didn't think that was trashy enough for the boys I should have submitted lol

DeepAYG

#18 is wild. You and your Parents having 6 year olds

SassayMama

You know people are gonna pick more than 5 right. Love youse! Can't wait to see real life bozos on the show

The Mobcat

lol this why I didn’t throw my hat in. I’m only casual-trash 🤣🗑️

will

Definitely some winners in this batch if Homies.!!

Robert Redford’s Penis

Can't believe you didn't pick me, I'm canceling my membership I expect a refund for the last few years as well

David

Lmao this is the most lazily designed form ever I respect it

Michael Starr

Lives in a tent in his parents garage 😂

BofaDeezNutz

Currently listening to the ep while shoving handfuls of cheez-its in my face and washing it down with a PBR, but man these bozo's are some real GARBAGE

Parker F

"your response has been recorded" alright fedboi toby

Garlic Gorilla

This was legit a hard choice. Bring them all back!

Schmoley

I just want it to be known that my vote can be bought and paid for

Tommy Heglin

Vote #4 Tommy H. -second biggest baby! I can’t afford to lose another election!!

Michael Hawkes

Vote for Mike Hawkes! Plenty of garbage 😂

Alyssa whitworth

Thanks for even thinking about me! So honored to be Montucky trash and represent! 🩵🫶🏽🥲

Christian Thompson

I thought it was vote for 10 on the episode voted for 10 lol 😂

Bowling Night Podcast

Jason S here, would appreciate your vote 🫡 either way I loved hearing about the other members of the army 🗑️🪖

Mailman Ryan

Voted for the only mailman up there. Mailmen have good stories

Alyssa whitworth

I’d also like to mention before you vote, one time PETA went to my husbands reservation (Northern Cheyenne) stopped for a bit to help with the Rez dogs and then LEFT because they were so overwhelmed with the amount of dogs there were 😂 they really thought they could fix the dog problem 😂

Cody Winters

Being from the cape gota go with the 2nd biggest baby from here .. and my boy who got kid napped and gramps smoked crack with dickey ward

Bryant Becher

Rudy the janitor #6 has to have some stories

Lauren S

I can’t vote because I haven’t stopped laughing at “Alyssa - her, her mom, and her dad all have 6 year olds” 😂😂😂

Cowboy

#16 tyler you got demons buddy

Cody p

Kidnapped

5 in 1 shampoo

I'm not through all of them yet but I love the only description for 12. ... Possum dump

Jason

That was hard to only pick five of them. Lots of trash on there.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

I think the winner should get a $50 gift card to a WaWa's, Buc ee's, Wafflehouse, or Tim Horton's (their choice depending on locale). Shout out to the army of garbage. A global force!

Meatloaf Fam-Eric

Each you ur mom and dad all having separate. 6 year olds is unbelievably amazing

Kyile F

17 I gotta know why her insurance is so high😂 also hearing these I’m definitely submitting for the next one I have really realized how trash my Irish family really is

Nick martin

This would be a google form lol

Jon

Compound guy

Tyler

Kudos to Kippy for narrowing it down to these. There is so much garbage out there.

Chris

one of my favorite episodes ever

Tuddy'sCutties

Maddy age 30 I was born in Alabama which is the first of many strikes against me. The condo I lived in ages 4-17---street name 15th Street South randos yelling thru the gate, my dead cat getting tossed in the dumpster by neighbor dude, mom letting the inside get spray painted by dirty kids I'd befriended... An acid trip brought me to the realization i should move to Austin and become a massage therapist Cheated on my bf there and got myself strangled Then turned a bit gay and ended up at Burning Man Traveled to Israel at 22 after mom committed suicide (save that fun story for the show) Also dad found out he was adopted at age 50 thru ancestry.com, turns out we're a little bit Finnish! Now I'm married to my sweet hilarious husband who would put you all to shame with his level of garbage (pees in our bathroom sink almost exclusively, currently sleeping one off) Now we're raising three kids in Northern Israel together and I can assure you these sirens are trash. Thank you for all the laughs, would be a dream come true to be on the show. How garbage that i missed the submission deadline and am just throwing this up on a random comment thread

Chris G

Someone post a picture of the list, once you've voted you can go back and look at the list

O.T Junior

Kidnapped at 12 wtf lol

Nick Farino

Is it garbage to get yourself locked out of your Gmail trying to sign in because you forgot your password?

stumptheschwab

17… “a plane has lower insurance” 😄

Ken Robertson

Just a Florida dirtball trying to make it to NYC and show these guys what trash is!

Garett Crook

Yooo I’m Garett from Tallapoosa! Thanks for the love. I also believe my grandparents met a family reunion or a wedding 😂

Kelly M

Good luck to all contestants! Wish we could hear more from ya all

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

Anyone else notice at least 1/4 of them are from Massachusetts? I love it!

Jesse Ray

I own a home and missing several teeth……..

Uncle Smokey

slap them votes on number 13, hachi machi itll be a good one

Nick Sanders

19 over here, I don’t like being characterized as an unlicensed massage guy. Let’s focus instead on my armed robbery of a pharmacy… love doing drugs in a room

The Angry Hippy

Lol didn’t add this to my submission but the dude who kidnapped me when I was a kid ran from the cops in Hartford and stole a car with a Rottweiler in it. When the cops got there he apparently was getting mauled by the dog😂

The Angry Hippy

Also like half my family went on dead tour forever so there’s so many fucking hilarious stories from that! Love youse🤘🏻

quiznos

Whoever set up that Google form is trash hahaha

Avery 🫙

i want to hear from the man who was kidnapped!

Dylan

I vote for the second biggest baby cuz that’s the most garbage thing on this list lol couldn’t even pull first place but still trying to take credit

The Angry Hippy

This might be garbage too lol growing up my aunt had bullet proof glass on the windows of her house in Brockton, MA and she had to explain to me when i tried to open the window and it wouldn’t open😂🤘🏻

Stu Goin

Totally off subject but I was watching an old cousin Ian episode and kippy said he would eat a banana if the big man lost 20lbs.. I think that needs to be a Patreon video

Mic W

that shits hilarious

Ball Sacomano

I should have a shot. Being in the car when your parents get a car impounded TWICE. is TRAAAASH