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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-19 16:56:47
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2026-01

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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CrippledEagle86

HEY FOLEY!!!!! $10 Homie here, haven’t had one read before. Is it garbage to enjoy a cold drink while on the commode?

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you stockpile napkins from fast food restaurants?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 glugger NHOR, is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

mitchell

AYG if your mom tells you she’s having people over for a barbecue and when you let her know that you can’t make it, she asks you to move plans around because it’s actually her wedding to her new husband?

Eric

$10 Brogie NHOR is your first reaction when the check engine like comes on, "ah that could be anything"?

Phil A

$10 liar, NHOR (lying) Boys are we adding water to shampoo bottles and shaking it up to “make more shampoo”?

BigChewy422

Is it garbage that you pride yourself in being able to debone a roto chicken in less than a minute? $10 NHOR

Stagecoach Kippy

Longtime $10 homie, NHOR. Perfect AYG question to gauge how young the garbage began: how old were you the first time you heard the words “imminent domain” and who was the person complaining about it.

WILKES-BARRE-WILLY

Long time garbage 4 month addiction! Never had one read, is it garbage to lie about having Down syndrome to sell cars at the dealership I work for?

Foley's Lawyer

$10 bozo. Never had one read. Paid specifically to ask this question: Is it garbage if you keep washing your curtain liner for 3 years instead of replacing it? This thing is hanging for dear life at this point.

LemonWitLime

$10 LGBTAYG NHOR is it garbage to buy a 150lb draw-weight crossbow on amazon when you’re 16 cuz you really loved the walking dead…

Trash Bag Max

Fresh $10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you steal every other beer from nfl games? $18 for a single Coors light is highway robbery. I think getting 10 and paying for 5 is fair.

prisondentist

$10 homie. Shout out to ya guys for all the small dick talk. 2026 is the year for guys with small dicks. ✊🏻

Coach Basura

$10 Foley lie detector specialist here. Never had one read. Is it garbage for your wife to have six kids during your marriage and none of them are yours? She's a surrogate and has had two twin births and two single baby births

Hoagies in a room

Ever order hibachi at a regular table and not the hibachi bar?

Foley’s Shitty And1 Short

$10 Foley 401K contributor here: is it garbage if your football lost the divisional round game and all you want to do is blame your 7 year old son for “not watching the game with me and giving the team bad luck and making them lose”? Go Bears, fuck the Rams!

Marcus Eoff

$10 dollar investor, never had one read. Is it garbage that while traveling to pick JFK with a 12 hour layover so I could bail into the city and lay eyes on Toms Restaurant.

IGottaPushBackOnThatALittleBit

I ask this again, $10 broski, NH1R - Is it garbage to keep paying off credit cards with other credit cards? I just keep moving the money after the 0%APR ends. Rack up more debt, then move it again

Not bothered

$10 Homie NHOR: is it garbage for your mom to use old milk jugs(the gallon kind) to make sweet tea and Kool-aide in?

Zynnester Gates

$10 Ishkabibble, had one read once. AYG if you clip your toenails over the toilet so you can flush the clippings?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you have joined a food eating contest?

Uncle cousin

$10 Kentucky gentleman here NHYOR Is it trash not to go in the drive through while someone goes in to drop a deuce Ps one time my dad went into a White Castle didn’t make it to the toilet in time. Next time we drove by the building was being tore down

jasontheryan

$10 lifer, had a couple read... how ya doin'? Are you garbage if you knew how to adjust the tracking on a VCR?

Conor Lee

Are you garbage if you have your mother in law place bets for you while you’re on your honeymoon out of the country?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

Long time listener, new 10 dollar homeslice, NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when you get home 15 minutes later cause “your stomach has settled” Love youse

Gravy Seals

Hey homies, $10 basic bitch and never had one read. Are you garbage if you kick back and lounge on the demo furniture at your local Kroger? I can’t afford this fucking couch, but I act like I can. What, do my tattered sweats give me away? Hey maybe I will go grab a draft beer at the”taproom” here after I leave without buying anything.

Dixon Tweenerlegs

Blue collar bozo, never had one read! Is it garbage to have such a close relationship with the morning gas station clerk that she hooks you up whole frozen pizzas and roller grill stuff to make at home? Nothing better than 7/11 taquitos without leaving the house lol shoutout Shelly

Mikey.Bontade

$10 homeowner, never had one read(I think), I’ll keep it short and sweet. You’s ever drink at a kids sporting event? Nothings worse than stumbling back to the car sauced after your kids t-ball team got shut the hell out.

Tyler Hanson

First time long time $10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to rinse ice off from one drink and use it for another drink? IE I finished my cold brew and rinse the ice to use for a glass of coke.

Marty

I’ve had a couple read. Do you ever flush the toilet mid pee to try and time the pee and flush to be finished at the same time? Exhilarating when timed right.

5StarDiveBar

$10 hoagie homie. Is it garbage of you've ever heard your mom say "we can't afford one of them big fancy lawnmowers". I think the context was my dad I talking about how long it took to cut the grass

DrugzInATony

$10 garbage vet, NHOR. My mom just sent me home with vacuum sealed lil' smokies from the freezer.

Lady Bug

$10 NHOR Are you garbage if you found $60.00 on the ground walking out of Walmart and bet it at the casino?

Squid the Kid

What is an acceptable tip to give your dog groomer? For my 13 pound dog it costs $110 to get a cut. And I feel like tipping 20% on top of that is boncos. I usually give $10. I give at least 20% on everything else like waiters and my own barber, but 20% for $110 on a 13 pound dog?

Benjamin

$10 Influencer here, and have had one read (Is it garbage to eat cereal out of a cup) is it garbage that the one time your mom defended you from a teacher is the time you lied about not cheating on your test. I said she had it out for me. Btw she has never stuck up for me again since then

Kippys Left Nut

$10 bozo- Is it garbage if you ALWAYS have lint in your belly button?

Chinskee DustDumper

10 dolla hogey hero, youse ever call an ankle bracelet, “the old Irish Rolex” I’m in a group chat, a guy I don’t even know sent a video of him being stuck at home with the bracelet, but called it the ol Irish Rolex. Legend

100K Amex points

Not a question but a random thought after listening to foley on an old hard feelings ep, i really want to experience a true molecular level good old fashioned….shut it down, hibernation mode

Nasty Nate AZ bozo

$10 homie never had one read, Is it garbage to celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico? Being from southern Arizona, puerto penasco (rocky point) is only a 6-8 hour drive, so we would go down there all the time and stay in our travel trailer. One thanksgiving we spent it in Mexico, and my older brother and I were not having it.

Chris Noonan

$10 Homie, NHOR Is it garbage eat pork chops with ketchup and horseradish (basically, cocktail sauce) I grew up eating it this way and have hated pork chops ever since. I had one at a restaurant this weekend, without the cocktail sauce - and it was delicious. I’ve been missing out.

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

Is it garbage to hang your entire arm out of the window while driving a car in the winter?

Tuddy's Protégé

$10 foreign investor, H1R. AYG if you sneak McDonald's cups into the ski resort because you're not gonna pay $9 for an 8 oz coke?

Foley’s Zepbound Plug

$10 slice fanatic here, NHOR, youse ever been in a food fight? My senior year in HS students cut the 40 lights switch’s off in the cafeteria and started chucking full cans of sodas, apples and the likes.

Trash Bandicoot

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to see how long you can go without touching the steering wheel when driving? Bonus points for only hitting the turn signal when you start to drift into another lane.

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage that you got all your coworkers into AYG, but they want me to play the Patreon eps and Hard Feelings on Monday over the speakers at work so they dont have to pay the subscription. Might start charging them and wet my beak a little. Bunch of freeloaders

Lloyd Braun

$10 Homie NHOR AYG if you're mom used to say "our house isn't dirty its just lived in"?

true thread prince Pete Seidel

14.50 candian hozo here, NHOR, is it garbage if you have multipule peices of clothing what the pockets are fixed with staples? Shorts, jackets, she can do them all! P.s. saw the boys i toronto, what a show guys, thanks for the great night!

Eric Haptonstall

10$ Homie. NHOR Tooty's tennis coach. Is it Garbage if your dad got in trouble for drinking a beer while chaperoneing an over night field trip.

New England=New Rubbish

$10 tendies had one read once. Is it garbage to hire a buddy just because you know you’ll get free adderall?

Montgomery County Boy, No Delco Bozo

First time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage if your first concert was Legends in Concert at the Showboat in AC? I was 9 years old. Bonus points if the tickets were comped because your mom is a slot queen.

Ryan Torres

$10 Manhattan bagel hater (the quality has dropped as they've continued to expanded) never had one read Youse ever had a specific food or snack that you HAD to share with your sibling? Growing up, my dad used to get 12pack of coke, primary to mix with his Jack Daniels. Whenever my brother or I wanted soda, he would always say "Yeah but you two split it" We thought that Coke must've been so unbelievably expensive since we were never allowed to have one to ourselves. It wasn't until we were older that we realized he was just a cheap ass. Nowadays I have all the screaming cold DCs I want (how ya doing) love you boys

Joe the mailman

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to go into a sub shop and ask for ingredients you don’t have at your house? We were out of pickles, when my wife was picking up our dog from the groomer, she went into the sub shop next door and asked for a side of pickles. She offered to pay but they just gave em to her. She told me she didn’t have enough time to run to the store. She was proud, now I won’t go into that sub shop. I’m afraid they’ll know I’m the guy with the wife who came in looking for free stuff

DannySumhairs

10 doll hair homie. Please come back to denver! thank you!

Georgia

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage two months after getting your drivers license at 16 to compete in a demolition derby at the county fair?

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker are you garbage if you get 3 things for 3 different fast food places for example one time I got fired for some bull shit and decided I was going to get a whopper from Burger King a crispy chicken sandwich from popeyes and crazy bread from little caesars

Greg

$10 homie , never asked a question . Is it garbage to now say “ you know what I mean” after everything because you listen to too much AYG ? And now yourwife says it and has never listened to the show . Ps she fucking hates that I and now she says it

LowRider561

$10 boot here. NHOR. Is it garbage to put a TV in the garage so some family members can watch the game while we wash the cars?

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 Dollar Blue Collar, ayg if you frequent a gay bathhouse since it's 24/7?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone.

Chris Garcia

What's the biggest snake you have ever been around. When I was a kid in Las Vegas my dad had a friend in the reptile trades. He had a 16 foot albino python that was loose in a empty bedroom. That was the day I learned snakes eat rabbits.

Big Daddy Sexo

Ever leave a drive-thru after ordering but before getting to the window?

Foleys fungus farm

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you had a movie lady who sold bootleg and stole stolen DVDs out of the back of her van? PS my mom fought her in the parking lot over a dispute. Then ran 2 miles back home, barefoot and hid from the cops in the house.

Captain Kush

$10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage that growing up starting probably around 7 or 8 when my dad would mow the field on the riding mower id have to listen for when the mower stopped look out into the field and if he was holding up his beer mug in the air I would have to run out there grab it run to the shop to top him off from the keg of Coors Light and run it back out to him?.....P.S I was taking nips off the top every time even though I hated the taste hahah.

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

Is it garbage if you can’t watch the goofy movie without picturing Foley as Pete?

FingerLickinGewd

Never had one read, long time homie. IIG to have a stand alone dishwasher?

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

Are you garbage if you use a grill lighter for anything other than lighting a grill? I’ll give you a candle too. But lighting a burnie, doobie, or binger with a grill lighter is tough. You feel like macguyver but look like Tyrone biggums

isetthem

This is from Agustin. Ever done your first communion ceremony in someone's back yard. Me my sister and little brother did our first communion in some random person's back yard. There kid was also doing there first communion. The priest was from south of the border. We were doing to be able to have my sisters quinceanera ceremony.

Captain Kush

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage that when I was in high school, I would get drug tested by my parents for smoking weed and so I tried to keep a bottle of my clean piss on hand... We had a buddy who had a party house where his parents didn't care about anything so one winter, I figured I could keep a bottle of piss outside his house in the bushes, and it would stay good by being frozen....it definitely didn't work and I got hella caught shortly after. Piss did not stay good and i couldn't defrost it fast enough for it to be hot enough for the drug test.

Nicole

$10 undercover sister…Has Foley watched Heated Rivalry yet?

Chickn&ShrimpStef

$10 homie NHOR are you garbage if your aura frame is NEXT to your tv, also extra garbage if you have rando hilarious photos of bug man & kipperino sprinkled in with your family photos?

Jerry Ennett

Ever throw stuff in the snow during the winter and then have to clean it up in the spring. I tossed dirty dishes out into my backyard before my wife got home one time and it thawed when I was away for work.. Made for a hell of an argument when she found her grandmas china scattered on the lawn Out of sight, out of mind

Michael Jones

$10 homie never had one read been to 4 live shows. Is it garbage to bounce a venmo? If you send a venmo it doesnt come out of your account right away and if you spend the money before the other person transfers the payment it will bounce. Who knew? Embarrassing

Kieran Sugar

10$ homie NHOR is it garbage to decorate your car for the holidays

C N

$10 homie. What’s the most garbage item you’ve used to scrape your windshield; classic would be a credit card/drivers license… I’ve been real jammed up had to use a CD

Edward Duemo

$13 CAD homie, original 700ish Patreon NHOR. Is it garbage to spend most of your life with a bosses phone number on the back of your shirt?

Cyrus Finch

$5 investor, NHOR, is it garbage to show off your new aluminum can crusher you installed in your garage?

Twisted Schnifter

$5 bozo waiting for moving work to pick back up to become a $10 bozo. Is it garbage to consider making beef jerkey in your basement because a food dehydrater is cheaper than an air dehumidifier

Buttcheeks McGee

$10 shithead had a couple two tree read Ever play “bloody knuckles”?

Long Hair Extraordinaire

10 buck homie NHOR Is it garbage to follow behind an ambulance going towards your destination cause you are running late?

Long Hair Extraordinaire

10 buck trash raccoon here. Is it trashy to turn on the passenger seat heater to keep your food warm till you get home?

Paul Wirta

$10 investor Is it garbage if you started losing weight because there’s no way you’re going to let Foley weigh less than you? He’s closing in and I’m nervous

Sausage Lover 9000

$10 sucker here How do you roll your socks after laundry? The full ball is trash. The classy way is to roll just the top and have the rest hang.

Dempsey Group Groupie

$10 new investor, never had one read. Is it garbage to be taken on a free vacation to the Bahamas but still be too broke to buy the resort drinks? My in-laws took me, my wife, and our 2 daughters to the Bahamas for free but we just bought liquor at the local store and brought it to the beaches and throughout the resort in big cups to avoid the resort drinks. Killed many bottles of rum from the comfort of of our room kitchen. Bonus, my in laws ended up covering the room tab anyways so we could have just bought them and charged the room for the whole 5 days anyways

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie. Am I garbage if I asked the doctor if we could get the genetic testing for my pregnant wife pushed up to before year end as we hit the deductible and we were approaching the end of December.

Tristan

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage if you've viewed more than fight at a Chuck E Cheese's as a child? Some parents just don't know how to act

Tyler Knight

10$ ftlt is it garbage if your mom taught you how to Hauck a lugie because as a little fat kid I didn’t like the way blowing my nose felt?

TED KAKLINSKI

Is it ever okay to use a basket at 711

Goldlokoaddict

$10 Bozo Is it hypocritical Garbage if your father who is a former trademan who kept his work van parked in his driveway every night gets mad that the new next door neighbor keeps his work van parked in his driveway every night. He said it’s different because he parked his further up the driveway and the neighbor doesn’t.

See dem Tuddy’s

$10 putz in Patty’s ponzi here, is it garbage to make light of your favorite podcaster’s hairline on instagram? Love ya Kippy. I think you should go old school toupee! Hair transplants are too new money

Robert Shelton

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage if you got caught vacuuming up your meat stick when you were 10 by your brother and got the nickname Hoover for the rest of your life. ? I thought it was cool until I was about 15. For some reason my mom got a new Dyson for Christmas

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

Brand new $10 blue collar homie never had one read. Is it garbage that my phone just sent me a notification “let’s try to spend a little less at Walmart this month”? Apparently I’ve already spent $454 there this month which has been my biggest expense besides rent.

El Jeffe

10 dollar homie never had two read. You ever use a regular shovel to shovel the snow? Loud as shit when that metal blade scrapes across the sidewalk to clear a 8” path

Jacobo Ochoa

Not a question but a Patreon video suggestion: Kippy and Foley take" the piece "and Patty on a formal date. Dinner and limo ride. All dressed up

Matiece

$10 soldier here, nhor Is it garbage to go into the garage after catching a ration of shit from the ol' lady and when the kids ask where daddy is goin the bird says "to listen to his friends and to calm down" and I hear my 3yr old say "kipppyyyy & follllleyyy" Love youse!

Joejoebangz

$10 never had one read How many family members have to use the same criminal defense attorneys office before they can be considered the families attorney?

Sam Adams

You ever used Tupperware as pet food/water bowls?

Ben

$10 Homie never had one read. Is Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce garbage?

YarmulkeMadeFromChrissysSkinTags

$10 big homie NHOR is it garbage to blow your nose in shirts outta the dirty laundry? I like a big area to just let it rip really clear the nose out

Z

10$ stinky homie, never had one read Are you garbage if every time your type 1 diabetic friend checks his blood sugar, the friend group takes bets on his sugar levels And every time you are hanging with new people you have to explain the constant diabetes jokes are a “coping mechanism” …..lol we’ve made a lot of people uncomfortable over the years

Big Bill Bozo

$10 homie NROH. Not a garbage question but can we find out if New guy Luke related to the famous boxer Jack Dempsey?

TunaGarbaggio

Soon to be $10 homie (after the gifted 3 months is up), Youse ever had the fire department show up because your dad was burning weeds using a lit car tire soaked in diesel that he was dragging behind his truck?

Charles Cheese

$10 on pump 3 never had one read you ever accidentally use dog shampoo and only notice after everyone at the family gathering tells you that you smell good

Kay Jay Peterman

Is it garbage to have a favorite ear scratching key … This son of a bitch get right in there

Bud Weiser

$10 Series A Investor (Homie since 2020) Never Had One Read. Is it garbage to have a Chevy logo pool. My friend growing ups family had Chevy dealerships and put in a pool in the shape of the Chevy bow tie

Robert Mongan

Bob here. $10 homie, never had one read on the show but had one read at the live show in Rochester. Are you garbage if you went to summer school every single year in high school? PS summer school is where you meet all the best ladies; and drug dealers.

2 frisbees 1 penny electric company

5 dollar homie never had one read Is it garbage to always write a check with a previous date. For example if I pay a bill with a check I always put the date for 4-5 days ago so when I’m late dropping off the check I can say I forgot to drop it off in time (meanwhile I was short on the money) and they always seem to understand

Not H Foley’s burner account

10$ dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage that after I was hit by a truck and banged up bad (not my fault), multiple people from my hometown cops, former teachers, parents, and classmates assumed I was drunk and at fault? Heard this from my mom and my mother in law.

Kippyandthebeast

$10 investors NH1R Is it garbage if your mom forgot to get you a pencil bag for the school year so she just set you to school with all your pens and pencils in a crown royal bag for first day of school?

Nice Guy Eddie

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you find a t-shirt in your drawer just out of the laundry with a stain that didn't come out, know exactly what the stain is (honey mustard), suck the stain out of the shirt and put it back in your drawer?

ccastane

$10 new member of the lower middle class Are you garbage if back in the day your grandma fed you dog jerky because she thought it was a special food? She was an immigrant who never learned English and picked food by pictures.

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Nick Fulks

Am I garbage for being a colorblind painter?

Firemen Studios

10 dollar off and on homie (money is tight) never had one read are you garbage if you've crashed 3 different cars and none of them were yours

Droobie

10 dolla homie never had one read is it garbage to get one last drink in order to sober up

Eric with a C

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to have a dedicated area in the house for the to go condiments and plasticware? More garbage if it’s not in the kitchen?

pjgraves

10$ hlHimmie. NHWR . I was showering before high school. And I dropped the soap. I grabbed it quick and came up on the ceramic shelves in the shower. They broke and I was bleeding bad. I used a towel and some Vaseline ans stoped the bleeding....went ti early morning class I had in Hs a conditioning class. I was able to hid it for so long. It wasn't untill half way through lifting weights and squats. Thst my lifting buddy. Saw blood coming down....long story short. It was finals week and I got out of half of them.

Fran

Ever used electrical tape to close an open wound?

Macheen

$10 west coast bozo.. AYG if you own one of those orange Gatorade water coolers but aren’t the coach of any sports teams? Love youse

Haywood Jablowme

$10 Homie, had one banger read. Is it garbage to drink the fancy bottled water that hotels try to bang you out on, then when you’re finished, fill it back up with water from the tap, screw on the lid and act like nothin ever happened. I love some good water but kick rocks if you expect me to pay $10 a bottle for some Evian

Foleys Snotty Sleeves

$10 homie never had one read. Long but good! Is it garbage if your mom went to her childhood best friend’s brother’s funeral and to help clean up his house. But brought you home 5 contractor bags of a dead guys clothes and stuff . I never met him once in my life. P.S he’s an XL I’m a medium! He was also an alcoholic gambling addict with a drug problem. not one to pass up hand me downs I grew up on em. But had to draw the line when I saw his dress shoes/clothes, hunting gear, laundry detergent, paper towels, along with all the other clothes. I did keep his fishing shirts as there $50 a pop and I scored 20 of em huk brand if curious Love youse!

Logan

$10 heater in beaters, never had one read Is it garbage to get married during both of your lunch breaks on a random Tuesday at the courthouse? Our witnesses were also called day of and came on their lunch break.

Tuddy’s ex husband

Not a garbage Q. but something that is now in my trash lexicon. Recently heard a flight attendant call the exit row redneck first class and I’m all about it!

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 homie NHOR- Is it garbage ORRRRR classy to tie a balloon to your mailbox to show you’re having a party? Seems garbage on paper but was mostly done by the rich kids with long driveways growing up…get back to me

Pepe Silvia

Is it garbage my dog thinks it’s ok to pee on the deck as long as there’s a snow bank? Or is it garbage that I respect his logic?

Queefer sunderland

10$ customer of uncle hanks hot dogs never had one read. Are you garbage if you use a 2 liter as a spitter for your chewing tobacco, alot of chew was used in the military 10/10 recommend , love youse guys

Alex Roehner

Is it garbage to rip menthol heaters when you have a sore throat because you can’t feel normal heaters

2LeftTuddies

$10 hype girl, NHOR. Anyone in your family ever owned a Jitterbug cell phone or a life alert? My great grandpa had a life alert but bitched that the paramedics would only come to your own property to render aid, so "if you fall out of a tree in your neighbor's yard, they won't come to help you." Mind you, he was 83 at the time, so why he would be in a tree at all was beyond me, let alone a tree in a neighbor's yard…

Bozo_Bob

10$ Homie, NHOR, is it garbage if your DD in college was a paraplegic with hand controls on his van. Side note: he injured himself from a drunk driving accident and convinced us all that even after drinking, it was safer for him to drive us home using hand controls because it was more like a video game and he could react quicker. We never got pulled over or was never in an accident. RIP Wheelchair Steve.

Hugh G. Reckson

$10 homie. NHOR AYG if your friend who is a bozo (trying to get him to join Patreon) reminds you of Foley’s 800 SAT score, and you stay up til about 1am trying to find out what yours was, because you’re gonna be bummed as fuck if Bugman has a higher one (No luck so far)? The whole thing started when I sent my buddy the clip on Instagram of Bugman asking someone if they’re from Norwegia.

Tuesgay Bozo

$10 homie who’s off the heaters Is it garbage if as a kid you always wanted to wear what you thought were your cool clothes? My mom got called in to my first grade class at Christmas time and the teacher offered her free clothes that have been donated because I wanted to wear the same shorts every single day, it looked like I didn’t have any clothes. My mom was a head RN and my dad was supervisor for the county. I was just a piece of trash that loved white and blue striped Levi’s. I had two pairs, but my mom did laundry four times a week to make sure I could wear my shorts every day.

JarviDent

Is it garbage to say "I'll have your finest" followed by a shitty domestic beer when ordering at a restaurant/bar?

Chris Chacon

$10 homie listened to all the back catalog from beginning (zoom days) to now in a year (stay at home dad!) Is it garbage to say that you always check your DM’s on insta and we’re family but on three separate occasions over the course of a year I’ve hit that said portly person about just basic food recommendations for New York (went to Gallaghers based on the pod, good rec!) as well as their city of Philly and have never gotten a response? I just seek the knowledge of the master that buys hot dogs by the dozen for his dojo’s?? Thanks!

Noodles

$10 foot soldier in the army of garbage! Is it garbage if I wait until the screen at the gas pump says 'thank you' before I leave so I know the transaction is done and some bozo ain't gonna come up and get some free gas on my dime?

Covid, Shieeeeeeeeeeet

$10 lapsed atheist, is it garbage if the magican calls you up onstage more than once?

Mark

$10 Ten toes down soldier in the army of garbage… AYG if you let 8 kids ride in the bed of your pickup to and from practice and games? My father helped coach football one year and we stuffed the back seat with equipment and would drive around picking people up to ride in the bed and drop them off after.

Board Member Brando

$10 longtime homie NHOR AYG if on the way home from work you stop at the gas station to buy a twisted tea tall boy using only quarters then once you get home you find out your water is frozen because you didn’t leave a big enough drip. Love yous! Oh yea it’s noon cuz I start work at midnight.

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 Homie. Who was the baddest kid in the neighborhood and what made them the baddest? Are they dead or in jail or did they turn it around.

Joey

$10 Homie NHOR, Are you garbage if when you were a kid you would offer to help your mom clean the bathroom because you liked the way the smell of bleach made your head feel? I would sit in the bathroom pretending to scrub and just be huffing bleach to catch a head high

99 Jeep Liberty

What’s the furthest you ever had to wheel your suitcase around outside?

BozoBuckets

Is it garbage for one of your surgeons to be more concerned about his stitch work than how I feel? Almost died on the table a couple weeks ago. Few days later one of the doctors came in just to stare at my scar and admire his stitches

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Ever hit dirty dishes with the hose after grilling?

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Ever have a rolling suitcase missing a wheel?

Droobie

10 homie nh1r Do you look at the tissue after blowing your nose?

JURD

$10 dollar homie never had one read. Are you garbage if your mom mopped the floor with white vinegar, as a “healthy” mopping alternative. I hate the smell to this day and it turned the vinyl wood flooring white over time.

Forrest Dump

Do you know anyone nicknamed "Nasty Nate" ?

TheFoleyFanatic

AYG if you're considering reporting your car as stolen coz your brother won't give it back to you? I let him borrow it for "a week or two" when he was jammed up, but its been four months now and I still can't get a hold of him to get it back! €11 irish soul sister, love yis x

Chase Anderson

$10 1st time long time homie here, AYG if your stepdad (really just moms long term boyfriend) would take the lightbulbs out of the socket if you left it on so you wouldn’t “be running up his electric bill” ?

Droobie

10 dolls bozo is it garbage to take home coasters from the bar for when you have people over? Love youse!

Martin Ramirez

10 dollar professional plate spinner never had one read is it garbage if all of my kids are basically Irish twins have 8 kids a 9th grader 8th 7th 6th 3rd kindergartner a 4 year old and a 3 year old last two summer have been the first summers the bird hasn’t been pregnant in a looong time

Sean M

AYG if you eat a bowl of cereal with milk while driving? Growing up, we had a neighbor that did this every morning on his commute to work.

All The Toast

$10 compactor, Youse ever crushed a beer can with your body?

Tuddysplugcokenotbutt

Congrats on the 6 shows in Denver, also I’m buying an extra ticket for a homie or bozo that can’t afford it, I’ll be back to see who and how I’m going to do this.

Who'sAskin?

New homie here. First question. Are you garbage if you keep an old PBA card in your wallet specifically for cutting lines

Cinnamon Babka

First time caller long time listener. Is it garbage to get your wife a job just to double dip on the benefits?

AvoidTheNoid

$10 homie here nhor how much food is too much food to eat in bed in one sitting? Is a whole pizza bad?

Jerknowitzki69 aka the albatross

Is it garbage if I thought about suing for false advertisement? There’s not actuallly a trillion hours of content here and trust me I checked

We’llberightback

Is it garbage that I sang “disguise” on karaoke at my niece’s birthday party

Candle Runningham

$10 dirtbag NHOR Is it garbage to get temporarily moved from busboy to waiter at fancy restaurant because the waitress in your section took too many percs and passed out on a customers table while taking their order, so the manager needed you to serve wine until closing, btw I was 15 years old so my mom was super pissed picking me up after midnight on a school night. P.S the waitress wasn’t fired but I was bumped back down to busboy when she came back in the next week.

CTtrash

$10 soul sister here NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad has a pot leaf tattooed on his arm, but growing up he told you it was a maple leaf because he's French Canadian (don't think he is) and every time a friend would try to tell you it was a pot leaf I'd tell them no it's not, it's a maple leaf because he's French Canadian.

Cameron

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to hit on your kids daycare lady in hopes to get a better rate?

Rusty

Rusty here. Still eating soup from a can. Was it garbage to give out burnt CDs as a Christmas gift? Back then I thought I was giving out handmade gifts.. turns out, I’m a pirate 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jeremiah Dempsey

$10 trash here, never had a question read. Is it garbage to ask your dad to pick up up down the street from school because he drove a barely running 74 Dodge Dart? Only then to have him drive back past the school and have the Dart break down in the middle of the crosswalk where all of your classmates are walking home? I tried to sink into the ratty floorboards.

CupCheckChuck

First time long time , is it garbage to wear a "replica" rolex

Professional knee driver

Hey gang first time long time NHOR. Is it garbage to scrape the toothpaste out of the sink after it falls off your toothbrush? It’s all still clean right and im not ingesting the toothpaste. Gf does not agree

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 undercover brother here, have had one read no biggie. Is it garbage to collect the annual coozie from a specific dive bar deep near the campground my family stays for our reunions? I got 25 different coozies from every year I’ve gone. (I am 23).

Zachary Maher

$10 Foley Food Runner NHOR- AYG if as a kid you go with your grandma to buy “replica” purses and wallets at the underground Asian market as your summer vacation love youse

Saltines and bagged lettuce

10 homie here NHOR Is it garbage if you and your cousin did shots of 20+ year old blue curacao coming down from nose beers?

Ila Vanal

$10 homie,NHOR. Is it garbage to take the happy meal toys throughout the year and wrap them as Xmas gifts for your toddler?

718inprogress

$10 buhzo. NHOR. Is it garbage to have and/or do your shopping at garage sales ?

wombat wolly

$16.50 Aud overseas homie never had one red. On brand/fancy frozen steak fries, thats living Barry

Handsome Hippo

Hey, do a bonus where you rewatch old skits you guys did

Uncle Buck Hunter

$10 Trashbag, never had one read, 2 parter here. Is it garbage if you install a urinal in your garage so you don't track oil and dirt into the house when you're working on your car? Is it extra trashy if the urinal is right next to your beer fridge so you can grab a little road soda while you pee? There's a splash guard!

Aiyana

$10 NHOR - is it garbage if your Christmas tree is still up?

FatTittyToots

$10 bozo. Nhor. Not a question but when I was in school, we had a teacher whose name was Mr. Gerkin. Needless to say we made a new slang for whacking off that he found out about and thought was the most hilarious thing ever Jerking my gerkin

FatTittyToots

$10 homie. Nhor. Is it garbage to shit backwards on the toilet?

Dang Lin Wang

$10 bozo NHOR, are you garbage if you use your two weeks of vacation to spend it in jail? Got a Dewey with a .31 bac and gotta do a smidgin of time

All The Toast

$10 signage, What’s the level of text decoration in youse or your family’s house? Yer “live laugh loves” “welcome” “eat” “please flush?”

Dylan harper

10 dollar degenerate, is it garbage if the first sleep over you remember going to your sleeping bag was a marlboro red sleeping bag that was 100% got with Marlboro miles

Sharron Watson

$10 homie! Not a question, but did anyone see the sparks fly between H.Foley and Chanel from Chanel in the City?!? 💕💕💕💕💕

Mike

You ever smoke a heater while riding a bike?

Jdub10

10 dollar homie never had one read, is it garbage to say you paid less for a car so people think you got a better deal

Dylan

$10 Tuddy Caretaker, NHOR.. Is it more garbage when taking a pill to do pill first then liquid, or liquid first followed up by said pill?

Dylan

$10 Kippy Jr’s Trustfund Broker… NHOR Follow up Q… What is more trashy..? Regular “House” LIT, or Top-Shelf LIT? Both similar trash, yet so many differences…. 🗑️🔥

AJ Del Masto

$10 stock holder have had a few read… is it garbage if you “drink” the chips at the bottom of the bag

Gravy Seals

Hey fellas, $10 longtime NHOR. Are you garbage if you keep retro porno mags on your coffee table as “Reading Material.”

Connor

BOZOS‼️ I don’t speak for the entire battalion but I’d say our favorite eps are when yall watch a documentary or something and commentate. I need yall to watch Woodstock 99 (on Netflix I believe) yall would be hilarious. Love youse!!

Anthony Garvey

$10 early investor. NHOR. Are you garbage if none of your dress clothes fit you and you have to attend a wake so you throw on your work clothes (high vis, steel toes) and attend the wake that way? Needless to say I was off that day. Money was tight and so were my button down and jeans

Billy Apodaca

New $10 investor (the only Chicano here). Is it garbage to host your kids parties at your in laws even though I have a house big enough to host a party?

George Riginos

$10 dickhead Is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat if there’s a seat cover dispenser available Im writing this from a public toilet…yes I used a cover, I’m not that big of a dirt bag

Remy

Ever had to ash out the backseat window because the front don’t work

Kayla McKinley

$10 lurker, never had one read. is it garbage if your manager asks you if they can use you as a reference for a job application? for context, I left this job at a candy store a little over a year ago and today I got a text from my old manager asking if they could use me as a reference for job applications.

Airborne FLIGHT Trash

· Is it Garbage if you tell your passenger the front lav doesn't flush until it's serviced and they drop a Duece anyway. They could have gone to the back to use the other 2 which were working fine. They were warned, everyone saw him, everyone smelled it, zero shame or fucks given.

Sam

$10 Q-ball NHOR - are you garbage if you put your chips in the air frayer for a minute or two to heat them up so they taste like they're freshly fried?

Jerry Gore

New $10 homeslice so of course never had one read, ever give a $50 or $ 100 bill to a clerk and when they check to see its real, you joke" i just made it" " hows my work, pass the test" ha ha ha im a real comedian 😮‍💨

Nick31z

First time long time 10 dollar stock holder, is it garbage if you’ve ever sat down for dinner as a family and your mom had to tell you dad he can’t eat dinner in his underwear and to put on some pants

All The Toast

$10 wonton wappers, Egg Rolls for breakfast? Shout out QuikTrip.

Anthony

Is it garbage if you have to walk to your aunts house to catch the bus in the mornings and then when you’re out of school you have to walk home to your grandmas listening to the Get rich or die trying album on Walkman? Also do you feel garbage for teaching people on the west coast the word youse no one knows what it means over here!

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 Italian grinder howyadoing. Is it garbage if your dad was tanked off Heinekens while cooking dinner and kept doing the Emerill LaGasse “Bam” with cayenne on chicken to the point it was inedible and had everyone coughing

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie - AYG if when your at the end of bag tortilla chips so you dump the crumbs in a bowl with some salsa and use to a spoon to eat it like cereal?

Brendan Baum

$10 homie... never had one read,,,you ever fake that the fart was yours??

Brendan Baum

$10 homie...NHOR... ever been so jammed up you steal from your dad's coin jar?

Brendan Baum

$10 mope NHOR... AYG if you win at trivia night on a Monday???

Matt Klassen

3 fingered canadian homie never had one read. Is it gabage to have your dad tell you to lie at the hospital after you almost cut your finger off working for his buisness. From 13 to 18 I worked on my Dads forestry crew during summers. My second season I cut myself very bad with a machete and ended up loosing a finger. At the hospital when I was all drugged up my dad took me aside and told me not to tell them it happend while working for him and to tell them that I did it at home to avoid a workmans comp claim and other issues from having a 14yr old on his crew. I did and ended up missing out on about $25,000-$30,000 in my insurance payout. 6 yrs after I hurt myself my Dad's buisness went tits up anyway and he ended up as a airport shuttle driver....Thanks Dad!

JG

$10 North Dakota Irish trash never had one read. AYG if a snack as a kid was saltine crackers topped with miracle whip?

Hulkhoagie

Haven’t had one read. Is it garbage to own anything glow in the dark? I remember in the 90s everything was glow in the dark. (Basketballs, t shirts, the little stars you put on the ceiling)

TuddysCouch

About the bite and sip... are you washing down a mouthful of steak with a DC or fully chewing, swallowing, then having a sip?

Shadowed_Terrain

this is for H. Foley... is Temple of Doom the best Indiana Jones bc of the scare and suspense factor? He's a movie buff, and if he says no, justify it. Hottest supporting actor and it has Short Round. Also has the rail road chase and garbage Indian food.... Prove me wrong

Raina de la Basura

Just stopping by to say I love youze guys & see ya in LA!! I got my ticket asap!

ThePlumbersWife

Never had one read…is a garbage to be a five dollar homie for the third time? You guys always talk about ups and downs of small business. My husband‘s self-employed plumber. That says it all. 😂

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$5 traaashhhh / NHOR - here’s a question, what’s up with baggage claim at the Philly airport? It’s January, I know it’s cold OUTSIDE but why can I see my breath INSIDE? Am I inside? Where am I?

Tuddys side piece

What’s up Bozos long time listener first time poster or whatever the fuck everyone says. Anywho how much does ranch dressing play a role in your life? Like daily, weekly or never. If it’s not even weekly I don’t trust ya

TuddysGotBack

$10 homie - never had one read: Is it garbage to take your shits facing the flusher, i.e. opposite than most people? I started young and didn’t realize until i was 13 that it was odd. Stayed with it though.

TuddysCouch

Can you blow smoke rings? Definitely trash cause you can only do them inside

The Original Copy

Heyyyyy what's going there. Youse ever bank an Sayturdee ep just to watch at 8:59 on sundee so you can say TRAV HIT ME!! 👊😁👍 AND WATCH THE NEWEST EP?

Seth Greenstreet

$10 embezzler. Never had one read. Class or trash? Me and the broad are currently planning our elopement to the Virgin Islands. However im personally financing this whole thing between amex points and running up my discover card. Let me know thanks homies.