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Weekly Discussion- Classy Products! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-21 17:07:24
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2026-01

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Hey gang! Let us know what products or items you have in your house/car/life that make you feel classy! Could be a fancy lighter for your heaters, a heated bag for your take out food, classy glassware for your beers, a specific brand of candle etc. As always - thanks for the support. Love youse!

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fuckdick

I have a Shamwow on my nightstand

Nick Fulks

Just bought the dog a heated blanket for Christmas, he’s clean living in that thing.

Christian Esteban

A little metal box cover thing for the Kleenex box

Tuddy's Protégé

Soda Stream. French Press. Roomba. Kitchen Aid + juicer attachment.

Adam Fries

Over the weekend I went to a place in SoHo and made my own cologne. I have not stopped telling people it’s my “signature scent”

mitchell

I enjoy coffee out of a mug older than I am. Makes me feel like a sophisticated aristocrat who collects antiques but I’m really just sipping out of a promotional mug for a company that no longer exists

Joey Joestar

Bamboo Steamer and my fancy chopsticks

Mitchell Vallejo

Franks hot sauce and franks wing sauce. Pretty fucking classy

Jerry Ennett

A kettle on my stove .. that has never been used. And is always in the way when I’m making eggies

Cole Allan

A roll-up holder for your garden hose. The jawn with the cranking handle on it

FingerLickinGewd

Dude Wipes, changes the entire bathroom experience

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 union member. Is a handkerchief classy or trashy? To me it seems pretty trashy to carry a snot rag in your pocket.

Mark

$10 private in the army of garbage NHOR: Extendable grabber. Have one for the car for things the kids lose and one for the house. Nothing like grabbing the remote from 3 ft away.

Big Honkin Awoogas

An eye mask for sleeping. Makes me feel like a movie star in a hotel when I use it.

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 recent homie NHOR Nothing like screaming cold coke out of a glass bottle to make you feel like royalty Love you guys!

Jerry Ennett

A fancy hand soap in the powder room that my wife put out but I’d be sleeping on the couch if I dared to use it.. it’s for “guests”

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Firehorse here I've had one read shout out to yous I have a cover for my lighter that also holds a hemp wick that you can light instead of getting lighter butane on your joints

Benny B cups

Oral B electric toothbrush, electric water kettle, safety razor with shaving soap and a brush!

Coach Basura

I do a lot of smoking and bbqing of meat here in Texas. I have a "barbeque blanket" that keeps the meat warm as I take it to friend's houses. Kinda my main topic of conversation

Scotty Skidmarks

$10 Canadian homie paying your god damn tariffs never had one read. We’ve become a house that relies on the plug-in fragrance dispensers from Bath and Body works. Little puff of air comes out every now and then. Does a great job of neutralizing the smell of cooked onions and dog farts regardless of the floor in the house. You can buy different themes based on the season. Smelt like Santa’s god damn sweatshop through the entire month of December. Beautiful stuff.

Cheap Vodka and Light Smokes

Went out to a nice pizza joint a few months back and discovered pizza shears. Now I’m over here cutting slices of DiGiornos’s like a surgeon.

Wafflefries762

An exhaust vent above the stove or the no slam cabinet doors

Matt

My wife purchased leather covers that go over the tissue box. She’s says they’re classy. The covers are tan leather. It looks like I have a bunch of uncircumcised penis’s on every nightstand and coffee table in my house. When I have the boys over, I have to take them off.

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

Some Highlights: Massage Gun Massage Pillow Dash Cam Unmarked Flask (no evidence it’s mine) Separate Work Phone

Chowder Stache

Is it classy to have a set of glass Tupperware containers for leftovers? Plastic ones have one run of spaghetti in em and they look like bug man’s arm when he’s hacking up a lung after he’s been “off the heaters”. HOW YA DOIN!

Josh Cattoi

I work outside in the winters, bought a Heated Vest.

100K Amex points

I have soft close drawers and cabinets in kitchen and bathroom, can’t tell me shit!

Joe

I’ve got a cooler that fits perfectly around a 24 rack

Kyle

$10 silent investor here. Not me but family bought glass Tupperware and they think they are no longer trash because of it!

Bug Man Brigade

I got a leather holster for my beers. Goes right on my belt and It can hold a can or a bottle. I didn’t want to get my name branded on it cause I thought that was corny so I got “come and take it” instead. it’s a sweet piece of business

100K Amex points

I have Bluetooth exhaust fan in bathroom I actually listen to the podcast while on throne or in shower

Nurse Ratchet

Glass "tupperware" Glasses from breweries that happened to make into my purse to come home with me Buying $7 le labo sample perfumes cuz big bottles are few hundred and Im broke ha

Foley’s secret chicken orderer

I just bought a 65 inch OLED TV the other day (on massive sale, of course) and you couldn’t tell me SHIT!!!

Jake

My girlfriend just bought a zester. She says that makes us upper middle class now.

Thomas Jaffe

I have $1800 1911 that takes Glock mags and a bunch of books that don’t have pictures

Berks County Heater

I got a coffee bean grinder for Christmas and have since been telling everyone I know that they’re doing coffee wrong

Martin Ramirez

Mando deodorant stuffs 15 bucks a pop plus tax trav hit me

Kippy’s Classmate - The Horse

$10 homie never had one read The fridge in my new house has an automatic water dispenser where you put any cup in it and it fills it up with 1 press of a button. I’ve tried it with half full cups, almost full glasses and it nails it every time. I’m living in the future boys!

Jruff

10 dollar homie NHOR When i got my first apartment my grandma gave me an old Mona Lisa replica that i think looks realistic real oil painting that ive hung up in every apartment that ive had since….. brings a touch of art and class to a one bedroom bozo

Brisket Brigade

Proud owner of the Great Muppet Caper McDonalds glass set from 1981. Can confidently say drinks taste better from them

Hugh G. Reckson

I’ve got some various Knick-Knacks from my travels, like I made a glass wine bottle stopper in Italy, got a denim jacket in Greece…etc. Also have a safety razor (old school style one that uses the single removable blade)…yeah I scalped the shit out of myself the first time using it, but amazingly close shave when used correctly.

Cale Williams

As a new homeowner, are you constantly buying things for 200$ and saying “this will add $1,000 of value if we sell the place.”

Lady Bug

I have a Simplehuman trash can that opens up when you say, “open trash”.

Nick Vogel

$10 Union delegate: King size comforter on a queen size bed. The extra overhang doesn't look the best, but eliminates the middle of the night fight for covers

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

Is it garbage to have your own personal, pizza delivery bag to keep your pizza hot for when you don’t order delivery?

Burgerwolf69

While I’m delivering mail I keep 2 pieces of beaver fur in my pocket along with a handwarmer . It’s like petting a cozy little kitty cat all day , highly recommend

Max

$10 had one and only one, settle the debate, is a koozie trash or class?

jasontheryan

I have 3 fishing kayaks, each valued between $5-$12k and a trailer to haul them around! Also, it's my birthday today! Cheers 🍻

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

Bug man always has raid around. Even though the exterminator tells you not to. (Im the exterminator)

Josh Stephens

$10 holler here NHOR is it garbage if you’re still rocking a slap chop AND a soda stream in 2026?!

NesquikKeyBump

Using string lights as the primary light source in a room makes me feel like a sorcerer

Vegetable Lasagna

Cloth napkins. The wing sauce doesn't stand a chance against my cloth napkins.

Madeline Webster

Don’t have it yet, but the epitome of classy is that faucet over the stove to fill pots. Too jammed up financially to make it happen, but when it does, haaaacchhhiiii maattchhhiiii

LJ

I have a nice glass ashtray where you push the button down an it spins the ash down into the bowl that is covered. Stole it from a former roommate cuz her and her boyfriend were straight bitches

Zac Garrison

Can't tell me shit while im eating a ferrero rocher! (I had to look up how to spell that)

Matthew

I spent my christmas bonus on an engraved gold plated zippo with the butane insert where the flame comes out the side. I love it but it feels trashy pulling it out of my sweatpants

Trash Bandicoot

My wife and I bought a ceramic olive oil dispenser when we were over in Italy

Mitchell Vallejo

I motion light for the toilet that can be different colors

Nick Illig

I buy little tiny bottles of expensive cologne to convince myself I'm not trash. I am trash.

Yasir Khalil

I start to hate poor people when putting the 4$ essential oil drops in the 9$ diffuser! #dirtball 😅

ExpiredColdCuts

$10 NHOR: Custom case for Smith & Wesson .45, it's black and red

DrugzInATony

My wife insisted we get one of those cup rinsers for our new sink, I was opposed to it at first but ohhhh boy that's clean livin.. There's no better feeling than pushing your glass down on one of those bad boys.

Billy

Is it garbage to have both a squatty potty and bidet attachment on the toilet?

Lead Bartender at Henry’s

$10 Homie Glass and gold bar cart procured from the antique shop. Two levels and the top can come off and be used for serving.

Harvey Wallnuts

We got ourselves a thermal scope for our 22 so we can shoot coyotes at night

Roman González

$10 homie NHOR. I got a large check from college and went straight to the local dispensary and got a $45 grinder and a $55 pipe that makes me feel like a Kennedy when I blaze up. Love youse guys!

Benito

10$ nhor, got a nice snap on heated jacket, got it from a storage unit that hadn’t paid, owner of the storage units threw everything in the dumpster and let me dig through it all and found that gold

I Lost The Game

$10 Christmas gifted homie. Never had one read. I do not reuse towels. I bought about 20 towels at Walmart years ago and haven’t looked back. No damp towels for me.

Matthew Mandregan

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage if you own a gun that cost twice as much as your car? I got a big bonus once and copped a Barrett .50 cal which cost significantly more than the $5,000 hoopty I roll around in.

Panzer

2 cat towers (one was a Christmas gift)

Patty’s Ashtray

10 dolla homie! In the 2000s, the rotating pizza cooker (specifically the pizzazz Presto model) dominated every kitchen in middle America! No better invention has come out since

zack eaton

8sleep mattress....I feel like a Kennedy when I go to bed...If you don't know what it is Google it!

Shawn Tettamanti

A bread bag with hot pads I can warm up in the microwave to keep the bread warm and cosy lol

Michelle Turner

10 dollar investor NHOR, is it trash, when my husband travels with his own bar tools, a bag to store those tools and travel mat when we go to family functions. Bartending is not his profession!!!!

Max Stumpf

I bought a pair of glasses I wear daily that equal out to my bi weekly check. Not a single person has ever commented on them but I love em. I also drink the majority of my bevs in the fat round wine glasses

KippysBrunchMeatball

10 dollar brunch meat ball, never get one read: Class is Brita filters, high-end rc cars, and giving $5 for the teeth that fall out of your kids face.

Hugh Jass

$10 soul sista Dimmer switches in the bathroom…. My best friend as a kid had a remodeled bathroom and we’d all pile in, dim the lights, and sing a made up song we titled “romantic potty.” It’s been my dream to have a dimmer switch in my bathroom ever since.

Mike Deez

Back in the 90s, we thought we were fancy with the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie machine. "Set it and forget it!"

The Fatador

Bluetooth LED lightbulbs, nothin like setting the mood with your lady by dimming the lights via your iPhone 8

NESE

Screw digging a pit in the back yard, we have a Solo Stove. Thing is classy!!

Donald

Put quality between yourself and the ground: good shoes, good bed, good tires. Can't go wrong. Beyond that, get yourself some nice soap like Huron or Caswell-Massey. Good grooming products make you feel like a gentleman even if you're a big fat piece of shit (like me!).

Chicken ParmaSean

$10 homie here nhor. My paraplegic grandfather had a vhs rewinder that was a scale model of a 1957 chevy bel air. I still have it somewhere, and I like to imagine it still smells like heaters and medicine.

Biscuits and Grady

$10 homie since the beginning, have you seen these heated silicone mats to keep food warm during parties? Total game changer!

Tommy 2 Spoons

10$ jerkoff here is it garbage to tell the homeless guy you have no cash because it's a card world and then use cash to tip the hot barista girl that you have zero chance with? Howyadoin

Haywood Jablowme

$10,000 mattress. Got it from a repo when I worked at a furniture store, rich guy only owned it a week. Said it hurt his back so he wanted a different one. My boss was a dirtbag, wanted us to pick it up and bring it back to the store for resale (illegal in CA). So instead, I rubbed some dirt on it, sent a picture to my boss and said he shit on it, told me to dump it, so I brought that bad boy home. No regrets.

Throb Lowe

Throb Lowe $20 money launder never had one read Dear waste management Storing dress shoes in crown royal bags my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque.

Nic Pouches Sr.

Always having frosted 12 oz (355ml) beer mugs for the 5pm pop - cheers from Canada love yuse

Chicken Parmaceuticals

10 Dollar Blue Collar, my sister has a teapot owned by George and Martha Washington, and it's extra cool since we're related

2 chicken tendie orders

$10 ese. FTLT I work in fashion and had a brand send me a branded money counter as a Christmas gift. I’ve never used to but feel bad throwing it out so it’s sitting next to my air fryer.

Trash Bag Max

Beer tower from Sam’s Club $50 out the door. We fill it with 2 gallons of whisky sours tho to get people fucked up

Firemen Studios

10 dollar off and on homie money is tight never had one read, nothing like a kitchen sink faucet that detaches with a flexible hose and different spray settings to make you feel like a million bucks after tax

Alex Tonello

56V Ego Snowblower, no gas all class

Michael

Tiny cups in the bathroom to brush your teeth with, how ya doinn

Lunchbox9164

$10 pusherman here NH1R My classy household item is the lift top coffee table. Literally like having the closet full of guns in Men in Black. I wont have a regular coffee table again. Love youse

DR. GOY rogan.

Batteries as a power back up in my alarm clock, so if they shut off my power my alarm still works

RolyPolyFoley

Pelligrino water with dinner at the hizouse.

Kevin

Yeti coffee mug, hands down

Alex Tonello

Electric Pepper and Salt Grinder

brian_weiner

Are you garbage if you have a digital scale in your bathroom that's never worked?

Eric Parpart

Deviled egg platter. My grandma brought it out only on the specialist of occasions.

Ryan L

$10 homie; I got a screened in porch on a one bedroom apartment. The screen door don’t lock but my commemorative orioles mini bat knocks how ya dern

FOLEY'S DIVORCE LAWYER

Built in stainless grill in the backyard with separate burners to heat up other dishes and a burger flipper with my initials on it. To round off my class a brand with my initials to let the peasants known who cooked their meat. Love you boys! NGL for President!

VIK SOBTI

built in sauna? or the steam shower(s). Movie theater...

C N

Bathroom Towel Warmer

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie - heater pump water heater. Energy efficient and uses ambient heat to heat my water. When I installed that you couldn’t tell me nothing. I brag to guests and they couldn’t care less lol

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

20 homie NHOR. I have bragged to friends on several occasions about my chip clip collection. I'm not even joking. I have like 30. Every bag gets a clip.

Phillip Oliver Wholes

$10 mobile homie never had one read. Not something I have in my home but something I want. My bird and I are currently staying in the hospital with our son who had a fever (he’s all good and a future bozo), and in the shower they have a thermometer that tells you the water temp. I think that’s very classy and should be in every home. Getting to know your preferred shower temp and never guessing. Why are we behaving like animals, and using our hands to feel the water? I want to know it’s at the right temp every time and step right in. Like a gentleman.

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 Foley affiliate - Joley filtered showerhead. Installed it for the bird and it’s supposed to be good for your skin and hair. Idk if it works like it says but pure class

Lou D’Elia

$5 jerkoff Growing up I always though the Velveeta shells and cheese was the classy Mac and cheese

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. My parents have a thing called a pasta arm above their stove. It's a jointed faucet mounted on the wall you use to fill pots with water so you don't have to fill them at the sink and move them to the stove. Clean living!

Paulie SmallNuts

14.50 big shot. I have a special tray for my heaters and weed. What’s more classy then that

Willie Fistergash

$10 Homie.NHOR— I bought a French made carbon steel pan to replace my old non-stick skillet. Takes a bit of technique to use. J'adore ça !

Basura!

In the living room or area where guests hang out at your home, have a wireless phone charger. That way if someone is looking for a phone charger, they can just set it without worrying what phone youve got. Simple, but always gets "nice" or a "wow" comment from guests.

Chickn&ShrimpStef

$10 nhor… a fancy cover for your toilet seat brush is straight up class, but also “aaaahhh gross”

John Isit

Sonos speakers around the house where you can play different songs to play for a different vibe in whatever room you like or have the same song bumping throughout for a party

Foley's padawan

$10 homie here NHOR me and the wife just got a reusable Kcup for our Keurig machine it saves us a lot of money on the pods

Pod Heads

If you don't have cold water and ice in your refrigerator door, you cant tell me shit. I midas whale be a millionaire.

Prince of the Burbs 585

$5 dirt bag. I got a set of beer glasses designed for specific beers. I can’t remember which glass goes with what beer but the yuenglings taste the same in every glass😂

Paging Dr. Crutch

$10 Homie and it is the weather station. I have one, the pops has one. Does the weather app do the same shit? You bet. Doesn't matter, important centerpiece in the kitchen and the only technology my father embraces.

Chaconbeeseburger

10 dollar stakeholder, not sure if this has been touched on the show before, but those goddamn magic erasers I feel are classy trash! Everyone is always chomping at the bit to be like “hang on lemme get the magic eraser!”

Bud Weiser

$10 Series A Investor (Homie since 2020) Never Had One Read. My friends family had Chevy dealerships and put in a pool in the shape of the Chevy bow tie

Gearbox

$10 homie- I've vot the right glass and the right ice cubes for booze, and it classes it up. Bourbon is a lot better in a proper rocks with one big cube is a lot classier than bourbon in a plastic cup with crushed ice!

PakRat

10$ homie had one read. I never feel more like I’m a character in Mad Men than when I’m smoking my tobacco pipe.

Captain Kush

$10 investor....Always need a classy set of tools so you can do all your half ass DIY house and car projects hahah

ShareholdingHomie

My wife and I just got an ice maker for Christmas that makes the good ice nuggets like Waweezle. Can't tell us shit

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 NFT investor and let me put you on to the world of class with the Air Spencer CS-X3 car air freshener. Get rid of the black ice tree and come over to the Japanese cartridge refill air freshener and the scent… squash 👌😮‍💨

Motey Joe

I used to make chocolate milk in a mug and then drink it with the teaspoon. Shit had me feeling elegant.

Dragon Nuts

Old fast food trays to roll my weed

got mugged by an ex con, some dings never change

Delonghi Magnifica Evo espresso machine. Proudly on the counter of my now very classy brother in medical device sales who grew up walking to 711 with me and paying for slurpees with dimes and nickels(wasnt that long ago either, it was a lot of coins to count)

wombat wolly

On brand frozen steak fries 🍟 would have to be fanciest product or ben jerry's

Leo P

Fuck that Mr Rooster released their cover of The Disguise, and they’d love to have Foley sing on the track We need that to happen

Tyler Knight

A big ass wooden cutting board, no more chasing onion and garlic bits for the Sunday sauce! Central Florida trash here

Dave The Barbarian

$10 sleaze ball My first car, 99 Chrysler LHS, had an analog clock above the radio. Bonus, when you would change the time on the radio digital clock, the analog clock would automatically adjust. Grade A technology.

JoeMaMa

Electronic hand warmers the Mrs got for me!

Kay Jay Peterman

Steam mops .. these babies make my floors shine baby

Carisa Gets Irritated

I never grew up with or saw an electric blanket in real life. They seemed like flashy "milk with dinner" tv-family kinda items that we could never have. I bought one at 40 years old for a winter road trip to Alaska from socal and can't believe how luxury it feels. Game changer item

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

This one’s for the bugman, hard shell guitar cases. I don’t even gig but there’s something classy about a tweed or molded plastic case opposed to a gig bag. Love youse

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

When I went to Amsterdam I picked up like 15 weed leaf lighters that said Amsterdam on them and I only use it to smoke the marijuana. Makes me feel classy as a motherfucker.

Mister Gambini Alabama Yoot Law

My mom always had certain things she’d refer to by the mar. Waterford Chrystal, Laura Ashley couch. Trash.

Alex Trashbec

Sur La Table cookware... basic, but feels classy

in over my head

Canadian homie, Having a separate garage with an area dedicated for drinking and having darts, there is a bar top ,mini fridge, wood stove, best place for a Beer after work

Foley's Lawyer

A leather couch or any top grain leather furniture 🧐

Allyoop

Our house is finally big enough for a console table. Now that’s luxury living!

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident, NHOR, when I was a kid, my aunt bought a vinyl carpet runner to protect her carpet. We would come over cause we thought it was fancy.

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

We have an antique wood inlayed silver wine bottle “tray” with a matching silver toothpick holder inscribed with a fancy cursive B for Bruce, my mom’s maiden name. It’s a trashy family heirloom pair that makes me feel classy. Put it out on the dining table for a nice meal, the tray catches any minor drips from the wine bottle.

Wilma fingerdoo

Gotta be the under the cabinet mounted space saver radios, coffee pots, etc. I saw the one foley spotted in the TNT amusements commercial and bought one off eBay same day. Saves so much counter space. Edit: now I have the appropriate space to get a toaster oven. Movin up in the world!

RoyEMunson

Is it garbage that all I tell my wife I want for Christmas is a toilet seat warmer and bidet? Claaaaaassy!

Patty’s Chili Water

$10 hombre here. NHOR Is it garbage if your couch has built in cup holders?

Amber Cramby

First time long time. I own a Cadillac and feel like that’s classy. Calm down boys, it’s 20 years old 😂😂

DunkinDonuts14

Multiple air fresheners active and multiple in the GC. Being all stocked up on something you'll rarely need still feels allllllright

Jarbaggio

First time long time bozo, brand new 10 dollar homie. Growing up, my uncle worked as a crystal engraver. He was once commissioned to make six wine glasses but accidently made 7, so gave the extra wine glass to my dad who treated it like a family heirloom despite the fact he drank from it everytime he cracked open a bottle. Obviously he dropped and smashed it eventually after one too many and on the same night, he tripped and fell, damaging the new guitar I had just purchased.

CotyH316

My Byrna SD Launcher Jason Ellis turned me onto. Great product I take almost EVERYWHERE with me. Legal in all 50 states. Newish $50 homie patiently waiting for the monthly live stream hangout. 🙏🏻❤️🫡

Denise

Furbo dog camera. Whenever I’m out I fire up the Furbo app and show whoever will watch that I can fling treats to my dog at the press of a button.

Loveyous

Steam toaster… absolutely unnecessary but worth it lol makes the perfect toast every time!!

Nasty Nate AZ bozo

A decanter for all of my whiskeys. My wife bought me a specialty one that has my last name on it and came with matching glasses.

Loveyous

Brevill oracle touch espresso machine!

Donnie Conn

I have an expensive pool cue stick

Blake

Space heater in the garage. Scrub daddies. 50$ bidet. Govee permanent lights.

Tony Monaco

My girls gotta steamer for her floor. No moppin no more. Broad’s all clase

Cucker Tarlson

A vintage, physicians’ enema kit. The nozzle is genuine, hand carved ivory.

PharmDiesel

My husband just bought fancy porcelain bowls with really nice 🥢 chopsticks because he makes so much Asian food.

UpperMiddleTrash

$10 Homie, Never Had One. One word: Bidet. My wife got me the Brondell SE600 bidet toilet seat for Christmas and ooooooh momma is it a game changer. Heated water blast and heated seat both come in clutch in the winter, nightlight in the bowl for those middle of the night pees, and a blow dryer to cut down on TP. I’m never going back to wiping, it’s literally some clean livin’

Meatball150

Coffee scented candle and a candle warmer, because my cats don't respect open flames

Hunter Bednarczyk

A nice watch that hasn’t worked in years…for weddings

Cam Cotham

Ice maker. I couldn’t give a fuck but it ain’t bad when the crew comes over. Also the bird loves it as well as the MIL and just about everybody else. It’s crazy.

Uncle Buck Hunter

$10 Wawa Winner NHOR. I don't wanna brag or nothin' but I am currently in possession of the entire set of the 1995 Batman Forever McDonalds glasses in MINT condition.

Kaptain Kardboard

You want class?? Five simple words…breyers viennetta ice cream cake

MailManMatt

I have various parts of actual NASCAR bodies on my basement wall that makes me feel show off-y

Nick

I got one of them towel warmers from costco and boys ill tell you hwhat

Nick

Also... escaping from the bret christmas episode 🤣

Meatloaf Fam-Eric

Classiest item I own is easily my toilet paper holder… Old man dressed up in one of those suits with the tails holding the TP while it swings. Makes me feel like the great Gatsby

TySki

Mini fridge right next.to the sofa. Loaded with beers, soda, and some condiments so I don't have to carry them all with my plate of tendies from the kitchen to the couch.

TuddyFick

Having a lighter that’s wrapped in a plastic bullshit is classier than a nakey colored lighter

Zac Sturgeon

Small individual salt & pepper shakers for each person at the table. Grandma always had them, and now that she kicked the can we took over the tradition.

Hoagies in a room

Nice paper towels. Nothing beats that bounty quicker picker upper.

Lexi

Mini urn for my dead hamster’s ashes. It’s laughably small and it’s pink, shiny, and luxurious. His name was crouton.

Benjamin

Paper towels in general cause mom would always say the kitchen towel did the job even tho it was washed once a week maybe.

Tuddy’s Alibi

$10 bad back worked a double I have a box of tissues in every room of my apartment so no one ever has to go looking for one when they need it.

Aiyana

Corn on the Cobb spears

Wes Butler - Contempt of Food Court

10$ Fiduciary Fidouchebag and new homie I have a cookie jar shaped like stone cold steve austin and it’s my most prized possession…it’s the perfect stash for cash or doobies

We’llberightback

10 dollar homie haven’t had one read I have a breathalyzer in my car

Kelli Thirteen

I have house full of antiques and a vintage taxidermy collection, including a warthog named Wally Wallpig.

Just-In-Time

10 Dollar Hombre here An electric kettle has definitely made me feel classier, before I'd have to put water in a small pot and heat it on a stove. Now I can make my instant coffee and cup noodles like a gentlemen!

Jason Kudro

$10 my wife doesn't need to know about this I bought a party tent because I was sick of paying to rent one for our kids' graduation parties. Now we own it and I can throw big time back yard parties whenever I want! I also bought a set of tables and chairs from Sam's Club when they were having a graduation pack deal. When the driver dropped them off, they accidentally left me a pallet of folding tables and a pallet of chairs instead of just the 4 pack I ordered. I gave them 2 weeks to realize their mistake, and then I moved them into my barn for safe keeping. It's been 2 years and I'm still using them! Best $4000 I never spent!

Roy Draco

$10 homie NHOR Having an OTR (Over the Range) Microwave above the stove is alright. That is something I never had and also looks fancy & classy, my new spot has it. Also having a kitchen island to me is classy which I also have in the new spot… shoutout to it!!

Paulie Walnuts

I got one of those $18 bidets off Amazon that bolts onto the toilet. Only blasts freezing cold water but dammit we're European now I swear.

BofaDeezNutz

I got a Sodastream sparkling water maker. Now I can turn any drink into a soda / beer

M.Hammsteak

$10 Homie NHOR my wife is a kitchen gadget addict. We have every you could need, air fryer, instant pot (with air fryer top), ninja juicer, ninja blender, big mixer and more. I feel fancy when ever I’m busting out a gadget to make something in the kitchen

Hobo Joe

Our uncle bobo has a taxidermied skunk and the butthole is a bottle opener because his mama always referred to beer as skunk piss.

another moron

I use a fake zippo lighter I bought from these two bozos with a podcast to light firecrackers in the front lawn.

Fix’n to Bunt

Silicon ice mold to make big square cubes. Makes any drink feel fancy and expensive

Co2Trucker

$10 Homie First Time Long Time I got a 1950s chrome sunbeam automatic toaster from a yard sale in perfect condition for 5 friggin bucks, sucker’s $200 on ebay and it makes better toast than anything on the market today

TrashyTy

Stair trim lights, feel like a king walking up and down the stairs at night.

The Maine Vein

Wicker Paper plate holders. LED lights from five below. A mini house made of plywood just to house the cat box so it doesn't stink up the room.

ShoutOutToYa

$10 homie NHOR - O’Keefes working hands, saves your hands come winter time

JohnnyBustaU

Any smart devices I have, be it the 6 cheap smart bulbs in my studio apartment, or my smart thermostat that is at all time 15 feet away from any point in the apartment max, or my coffee pot that brews right when I wake up. It's all garbage and would literally require 3 extra steps a day to do manually. But being able to turn the lights off from my phone makes me feel like a king.

Kippy’s Secret Love of Phish

$10 dyslexic NHOR- got myself an AMEX gold card and I’ve been pridefully throwing it down at group dinners way too much just to hear the metal hit the table. Gonna jam me up in 2026…how. ya. doin.

Kevin

Downey De-wrinkle spray changed my life forever. So easy never use an iron again

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$5 traaashhhh / NHOR - AYC if your new car doesn’t have any blank buttons? Base models always have blank buttons for heated seats, downhill descent, auto hold and other crap. We just bought our 1st car with no blank buttons!

Frank DiStefano

The classiest thing I own at the moment is probably my AirPod pro 2s *got them days before the 3s came out*

All The Toast

$10 fancy water, I got one of dems water bubblers. I’m 5 seconds away from a Europe drink whenevers.

AvoidTheNoid

$10 homie here nhor Did ya ever have hot lunches at school and a couple people would mix stuff together to make some gross concoction and see who you could dare to eat it? My school made rule later on if you got caught mixing stuff together they would force you to eat it

FoleyGuacamole

Worked my way up to a Ninja Blender no big deal

Andrew Miller

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to feel classy because you own a custom water bong? Peace

Suhaib Ahmed

I would love to see another merit demerit episode!

ShoutOutToYa

Gold toe socks, walkin on clouds

Alec Lentz

putting a ice cold miller lite in my yeti can coozie is about as classy as it gets

All The Toast

I grew up with a slap chop until I put crunchy peanut butter in it. Game oh-ver folks.

Pat Buckles

I keep a mini plastic rake behind our living room couch as a back scratcher, normal back scratchers just don’t do it for me, I need a nice sharp edge to really get in there

Uncle Smokey

my mom got me and my wife a slushie machine as a wedding gift ..if u grew up in south jersey, chances are you've had a boost slushie and that shit is like liquid crack. You can make margaritas and stuff in it too..might seem trashy but i say its classiest thing is this jawn, your call.

Birdland Bug Boy.

I use a tiny crockpot to heat up my lunch in my classroom. My students act like that is a garbage quality. Do yall agree?

mr. p

FTLT $10 constitute My mom had me attach bidets to the toilets in her house. That and flushable wipes aka butt wipes, I feel like a clean classy gentleman

rochella

$10 Soul Sistaaa My Korean Black Snail face cream ! Got it at Marshall's for 7.99 ! Retail value between 20-25 ! HOW YA DOIN !

Michael Patchak

$5 broke homie NHOR. We have so many different kinds of glassware for drinks, it makes the DCs feel very fancy. Some of them we’ve bought but most of them my wife has stolen from various weddings and wedding showers

Sausage Lover 9000

$10 sugar bandit. Lemme tell youse something, one of those electric fireplaces with the fake wood is all class. It looks real and expensive but it’s like 300 bucks and it comes in different shapes sizes and trims. It also has a heater you can turn on to warm up the house. It even comes with a remote that controls the fire color, size, brightness, and the heat temperature.

Uncle cousin

$10 Kentucky gentleman NHOR Have a WWE Replica world heavyweight championship (big gold the one ric flair, Goldberg, sting, triple h, and undertaker wore) on my TV stand as decoration anytime someone comes over they off Rip go and put it on

Richard

$10 homie, NHOR We bought a garbage can that would open automatically, but when first batch of batteries ran out we never changed them. Now we just manually open the lid, and watch guests wave at it not opening like idiots haha

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$5 traaashhhh / NHOR - AYC if you’re traveling to Philly late January and used reward points to stay at The Logan Philadelphia Curio Collection by Hilton? Glad the boys are coming to Denver, already got my VIP tickets!

Droobie

Damn… I can’t think of a single thing that people would think that is classy…

Big Dee

$10 homie. A bidet. Cant tell me nothing.

Matt Szep

Heated mug. I haven’t used a different one since getting it. So nice.

Shirbs

$16.50 Australian homie. Is it classy to own a race horse... The horse hasn't won shit

Ivana Manzow

$10 muk runner Feels like every southern woman has a glass cake vase for holidays that makes a betty crocker packet cake feel classy . #trashwithclass

Alec

$10 dollar VIP here. Had one read at the live show and you called me a virgin. My question is what the hell?

2LeftTuddies

$10 enforcer NHOR - I have a dual monitor docking station for my laptop in my office. No more reading off my 13" screen or typing on the tiny keyboard. Ergonomic keyboard and mouse. I feel like I'm hacking into the mainframe every time I plug it into the dock.

suds

I have an opulent granite top table that I have moved into 6 apartments with. It doesn’t match anything else I have.

Bug Man Blastoise

Over 365 days of being a garbage $10 homie. Had my first cigar at a classy party. Friends ask me if I ever had a cigar before and I said I have had a black and mild is that the same thing

EB McBurnies

belgian waffle maker, panini press, vitamix, kitchen aid mixer, crushed ice in the refrigerator door, built in USB ports in wall plugs, random ipads around the house, sonos speakers, bottled water in glass bottles, expensive clean white bedding, heated bathroom floors

Tom Muscarello

The ultimate kitchen appliance is the presto pizzazz. It cooks frozen pizza, nuggies, quesadillas, etc perfectly. You can even drop a whole tube of cookie dough on the plate and make the giant cookie you've always wanted to buy at the mall (shout out to Mrs. Fields)

YallDontCome2KYNoMo

Ok. This one is nerdy and will lose a bunch of you but I have a hacked nintendo switch. I hacked it to play old retro arcade games on free play but when I play it in public, I feel like im better than most.

River

My truck itself makes me feel fancy, im 22 and a welder and didnt come from much, i work my ass off to have nice things, and for my first big purchase i got a 2023 Toyota tacoma trail, i rolled it a year after owning it and got a 2024 Trd with all the bells and whistles. For sure makes me feel a little fancy seeing other guys my age and the little work they do and the vehicles they drive

McTwisted

My vibrating buttplug

JarviDent

My blackstone grill has changed my perception of cooking and makes me feel classy af

NothinOnThat

I’ve a very fancy towel that’s a huge technological advance in an area where progress has been slow. It’s split perfectly in half. One side is white and has the word ‘FACE’ embroidered on it. The other side is brown and has the word ‘ARSE’ embroidered on it. I mean, it’s genius.

matty b

Have a koozi for a pint if ice cream so I can take it anywhere and keep it cold 😂

Cody p

I got the top of line roomba bitch

Brynn Ginittin

Milk frother for matcha lattes. Don’t look me in the eye!

George Riginos

Electric cork remover. Tried showing it off for some friends I had over and ended up snapping the cork in half. The wine ended up having notes of plywood, it was alright

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$5 traaashhhh / NHOR - AYC if you own the Stanley Tucci pots & pans from Wilmer & Sonoco? My wife caught them on a 1/2 off sale, still $600-700… just listening to the Stanley Tootie episode from 4/6/2024, it’s a good one. Please read!

Wei Xiong Shien Gillis

Have a beatbox specific coozie for the classiest of all beverages to stay cold

Doc

We need action Bronson on wit tha boys

Ya Motha

Name brand paper towels. Select a size obviously. And there's the ones that you can half a half!!!! Stop playin

Mary

$10 homie, had a few rsad (not bragging) The plastic wrap with the slide cutter. I'm 29 years old and finally made the switch.

Sweetandsexysauce

Pots and pans with the Food Network name on them. Makes me feel like Bobby Flay with those johns! How ya dern

T from the P

$10 homie here. NH1R !! Is it garbage if your uncle pours tequila into multiple 5 hour energy bottles so that he can drink at family functions and not be seen drinking liquor ?

Heaterville

Pouring my coffee grounds into a fancy mason jar instead of scooping from the bag

Droobie

We’ve got a silverware set from every diner in town

Salary Pizza Maker

I recently picked up a scrub daddy and some of that dawn power wash dish soap

BlackHeart28

$10 bugman in training here. Recently purchased new Tupperware and cutting boards. Feeling like Giada De Laurentiis over here. #InBugmanWeTrust

Drewbone

I just hardwired a nice radar detector in the ride. It makes me feel classy and will pay for itself in no time.

Kippys Crab Fries

armor-all cleaner& detail wipes.. game changer after rippin car cigs.

Red Sea Redneck

Is old spice the working man’s classy deodorant?

Tyler

$160 trash can from target

Dr. Poop Wiener

Monogrammed Bath towels. Gift from my first marriage.

Colin McDermott

I keep a golf towel in my car to cover my lap when eating lunch in the car. If anyone sees is it, it’s just a golf towel. Back round, I’m in outside sales and spent a lot of time on the road.

Michelle

10 dolla soul sista. my boat! 2010 four winns inboard/outboard. mint condition. they hate to see me cruising!

Savagepimp83

Riding lawnmower. If you got that your classy

Kippy’s Car Club

Nice leather shoes or boots. Just picked up a pair of Allen Edmond wingtips for nearly half price!

Marky McFly

Which is the classier way to put the toilet paper in the dispenser? The she leaning over or in back. (Sorry this was hard to describe but if ya know ya know).

zach

i bought a $300 velour tracksuit for myself this christmas. i wore it when i flew home first class (first time) to visit the fam for the holidays

Lot lizard connoisseur

Long time listener, back in gas house digital days. Classy product? Nah classy move joining the Free Masonry. I just got voted in as entered apprentice. Classy or trash.

Lot lizard connoisseur

Long time listener. I’m quite the pipe smoker. I have couple $100 pipes, and some even go up to +$500. In my book pipes are 10x classier then cigars and smell way better.

Yomamastinks

Remote that controls the ceiling fan/light

Malik YoungMilli McFadden

2000 bed set including dresser with mirror. Still making payments on it tho 😂😂😂

Jalen BrunZYN

$10 Fan of the Bug Man NHOR Towel warmers are a classy product, unless, you specifically grew up in a middle class home with the washer and dryer in the bathroom you showered in. If so, they are a completely useless product

LG22

An 65 inch oled TV or any type of new tech.

Beefy Lovesmilk

$10 sweat stain NHOR - I got a couple Fushigis at the house, take em to other house parties and say “hey I found these in your dogs bowl, dogs can’t eat Fushigis” they usually react by saying they don’t have a dog or with what are you doing in my house. Either way I got the Fushigis.

Cassie So Trashie

$10 Homie NHOR My Venus Fly Trap Sinthia! If you come to my house I will definitely show you and most likely feed her so you can see my baby eat!! #BugManBad #IAmTheBugMan

StanRox

Small tangent: regarding investment properties... An AYG branded 55 and under (but we ain't checking IDs howyadoing) trailer park named, "The Dump". Also, self storage, very lucrative and when people don't pay you have a very special AYG where you auction their shit ala QVC live show. "We got dentures! Who wants pop pops dentures!"

99 Jeep Liberty

Bought a Mercedes and the dealer gave me a free Mercedes branded coffee mug.

FartRipper67

$10 Homo NHOR. Is it garbage if you purposefully order extra food from a fast food joint just so you can reheat it the next day? I am currently 8 michelob ultras deep throwing down on a two day old crunch wrap supreme! Love you guys!

CupCheckChuck

Bought a fake Rolex for 200$ claim it's worth 60k and use it for collateral during unsavory "business"

Uncle Hanks nephew

Im an occasiable Bernie burner. But I use a zippo thats been passed down to me from my father in law ( I get compliments for using a zippo). 😆 😂 Little back story......he used to be a "greaser" kept his soft pack of reds rolled in his sleeve. Lmfao stay trashy!

The Ex Foley Ate

$10 Share Holder in Hanks Hogs (rebranding Hanks Hot dogs lol) This really is mostly rhetorical.....Is it garbage to buy the Valentines Day flowers at the gas station. Every year my work, at a gas station, gets a display of roses for the occasion. This year we got big single roses $18.99 each 🤣

Tuddy’s ex husband

LTFT….Is it classy or trashy to put your belt thru the leather tag on the back of your jeans?

99 Jeep Liberty

Someone should cut together an hour or more of just Foley talking about food. Just an uninterrupted stream of cutlets, pizza, Saturday morning groceries, gallagher’s, how to eat a burger, etc.

Solrac

$10 oil Barron, I have an Italian stiletto switchblade knife (the classic greaser black and silver switchblade.) I can’t practically carry it everyday, so I carry it when I wear a suit or dress up, It’s my fancy pocket knife.

Tin

A electric lighter for candles. Dont have to keep replacing stick lighters. Pretty much a mini tazer. Got it ina bong mystery box

Preston

You want to be classy, only give or send Hallmark cards (gold sticker sealer a bonus

BlackHeart28

$10 poser here, When are we going to get that Foley Court episode? The honorable judge H. Foley has to pass sentences for bogus white lies and egregious back stabs. (Can't wait for my jury duty summons)

Maggie Mona

serious question from a non smoker: I saw a guy (by himself) with 3 cigs in each knuckle of his fist. They were all lit. He was smoking 3 cigs at once. Is this a thing??? How many cigs have you smoked at once?????

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 union worker. Shoutout local 292 in WA. I have a boot dryer that I put my $300 Thorogood work boots on after a day of union pay and too many breaks. Classy

Annie Freeze

I grew up with a water cooler growing up because my dirtbag parents thought it was classy when they moved to the suburbs. So when my fiance and I moved to our apartment we got one and you could just rent the thing for one $30 deposit and then you pay for them to send you jugs every month. The company went out of business but we still have it and can buy jugs at the grocery store. Awesome for parties to keep people hydrated. So I essentially bought it for $30. Clean livin'. Side note, I grew up near that naval Base in Warminster that had toxic water that was giving everyone cancer, so maybe my parents were on to something.

Connor Kelley

Anywhere with a valet or concierge. My brother didn’t know what validating parking is and he’s 28

Cricket

Looking to hit a block pool to set me straight this year , you can’t tell me shit after hitting a block

David Valladolid

LTFTNHOR. This might be more of a neighborhood dad flex than classy. For Christmas, my wife who always kills it with thoughtful gifts, got me a really nice industry grade vehicle jump starter. It's the size of a loaf of bread, and cranks up the diesel without breaking a sweat. Even when it's super cold. Done with jumper cables, and it feels so good!

pooterfartsco

$10 Pub Sub here, What level garbage is it to have a cheese grater on top of your xmas tree? Dad swiped the kitchen counter clear of all of its contents during and argument with mom. The large , 4 sided, stainless steel cheese grater stuck on the side of the tree. Over the years it made its way to the top.