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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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Eric with a C

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to have a dedicated area in the house to put your to go condiments/utensils? Extra garbage if it’s not in the kitchen.

Papi Chulo

Is it garbage to remove your intro from the show that you produce without telling your audience at all

jasontheryan

$10 lifer... asking again... How do you think you would do in front of congress?

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 garbage truck driver here never had more than 4 read. Is it garbage if you weren’t allowed to have pets growing up because your parents said that the bank that owned the house had a no pets policy but in reality they didn’t want to deal with a pet.

Whitejose

$10 money launder Is it garbage to date the mascot in HS?

Admiral Trash Bag

$10 homie. Is it garbage if your local bar follows you on Instagram?

Aaron Vasquez

Anyone else think it would be good idea for the boys to interview Normal non celebrity guests ? Like Theo when he interviews retired cops/firefighters/farmers etc. I think it'd be a hit

Kokobeware

$10 diaper donator, never had one read. I had an altercation with a coworker and had a meeting with my supervisor. When I realized what was happening, I said "You gotta call balls and strikes" suspended for 2 days. Love youse!

Joey Bag o’ Donuts

$10 Chud, never had one read. Is it garbage if your parents would routinely fail to pay the utility bills when growing up? There was a couple-month stretch where my dad had to go fill water jugs up at the grocery store so that we could use the bathroom and shower. My mom would warm the water up on the stove or in the microwave and dump it over me so I could shower before school. Talk about a tough look.

Cassidy Olsen

Getting a tattoo when you’re in high school. Garbage? What if your mom took you? What if it was in honor of your dead sister? Does that change it?

Bingo Bango

Long time Bozo never had one of these read. I know it’s been mentioned before about the big purchases. But this just happened yesterday. In a group chat with a bunch of my boys. One of whom is in his 40’s lives with his parents, just got his first good job a few months ago and yesterday he sent a picture of the new BMW he just got shout out to his mom for letting him park in her driveway 🤣 gotta love it. Love yousse!!

FLOP SWEAT COMEDY

is it bad if your retirement plan leans heavily on someday selling off your extensive VHS collection?

All Star Special

$10 Tampa Homie here, is it garbage to buy a ticket to each Phillies spring game during your weekend at Sidesplitters just to hopefully enjoy a dog with the boys?

Tuddys side piece

Is it garbage to set a Patreon goal and then not go through with it

Kippy and Foleys Love Child

NHOR $10 homie. You ever put a working tv on top of a not working tv? Had that back in the 80’s. Ours broke and heavy as hell. Pops came up on a working one but smaller and just threw it on top of the broken one. Im sure alot of the bozos had something similar. How ya derrnnn!

The-O.Ghee-Homie

Is it garbage if the wedding envelope is based on when I get the invite? $50/paycheck from the day I get the invite until the wedding

Chris Garcia

Platoon sgt of the army of garbage here, is is garbage to rate animals at the zoo based on how tasty they look. It really changes the ranking system of the joint. Girrafes score high on any ranking. Just sayin

Damuffnman

10$ dirtbag Never had one read Are you garbage if you work on your tight 10, 5 minutes after your father dies? Those Mondays after the holidays are killers! Love ya dad rip 1/5/26

G Money Fartin

Long time listener never had one read. Is it garbage if you and your buddy drove 5hrs for a burger? We drove from Boston to Harrisburg PA for the “Big Mozz” from Sheetz and decided to go to Hershey Park to justify the journey but it was really just for the sandwich.

StillAHistoryHyena

Is it garbage if I have a podcast with my friend but always make fun of him being broke because he recently got divorced and lost everything?

Kay Jay Peterman

How garbage is it that I bite my nails and use the off cuts to floss my teeth

TuddyFick

$10 undacovabrotha. If you’re grabbing pickups, on the ride home whose fries are you really skimming from?

DanielfromShaolinNY

$10 Firehorse here I've had one read and told Foley about Old Bay at Wawa, love yous Is it garbage to shave your face in the garage and sweep the hair out of the open door? I'm sick and tired of cleaning my bathroom sink

Bug Man Brigade

$10 stew, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a really good trash question but want to save it for when the boys come back thru town for another live show? Youse guys gotta get back to comedy on state pronto, I’m going 2/2

KDot2Times

$10 sleeper cell , never had one read, is it garbage to steal hand sanitizer samples from your moms caretaker job? so when you run out of hand soap, you can still have clean hands.

The Homie Chris

$10 hoagie, do you or anyone you know hold a degree from a now defunct school? Shout to my dad and his ITT Tech certificate.

Ben Dover

Have you guys ever thought of doing a drinking show? I'd love to see an ep where you start out 10 beers deep and go from there...

TedTheoLogan

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage to sharpen the tips of your wooden back scratchers to get a better scratch? Couple runs with a 60 grit paper and you're in business!

Stephen Brennan

Must do episodes: Foreign Investor Patty The Piece Danny Ryan Foley's brother All of these would have thought he roof numbers!

Dr.Tug_Rootman

$10 home NHOR. Is it garbage if your mother ever told you "you should just pay as you go" referring to your love life....

The Original Copy

TDHNHOR Is it garbage if you have to level down your phone plan to afford the upgrade to the new $15 tier for AYG GAME NIGHT?

JoeK1776

20$ never had one read, first time comment, is it garbage to use the 1$ trick for gas in nj, lets say you need gas but you don’t get paid for two days and don’t want to overdraft go to the gas station ask for a fill up an it only charges you 1$ after two days it charges the full amount but you got paid so its already covered.

Gunnar M

$10 homie. Already had 3 read NBD. Planning a wedding.... Is it garbage to get a nice professional cake for yourselves and serve your guests Costco sheet cake?

HappyHourProweler

$10 Big Wig NHOR is it garbage to send invitations to a wedding run the numbers then cancel the wedding and do it at the courthouse

Ray Gutter

Hey guys long time $10 here nhor, I need some clarification from you guys I had a heated argument in work about this. When going to a restaurant that is BYOB is it garbage to bring a bottle of whiskey, rum, etc. and order a Coke or Diet Coke and just make a drink at the table? When you want something a little stronger than a beer or a glass of wine I see no problem with it, if anything I’m giving them the soda sale.

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 Bucks County Bozo, ayg if you have a go to dancer at your local strip club?

Kippy’s Classmate - The Horse

$10 homie here, you ever play a sport using a ball not from that sport? As a kid, the basketballs were always flat at recess so we would use a kickball or a soccer ball to shoot hoops. Nobody made shit

MadBull525

$5 new guy, never had one read. Is it garbage to keep washing the same pair of chop sticks you got from a Chinese place when you moved out from your parents 2 years ago?

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident, NHOR. AYG if you remove the opening sequence to your podcast and dont let the homies know why?

Tuddy’s Sancho

$10 homie. Yeah I’ve had one read, so what? Is it garbage to let your homie jump on a grenade, even if you can’t close the deal. We were out drinking and Buddy was talking to a girl that had a “large” friend. He doesn’t do well with the ladies so I sacrificed myself to the bigger one so that he could get with the girl HE liked. He ended not doing anything with his girl and I ended up “fooling around” in the backseat of the larger woman’s friend’s car. He still thanks me all the time for my service

2 smokes let’s go

$10 diaper depositer. NHOR. Doc wants me to lose weight and gave me the choice of 4 different drugs. Is it garbage that I picked the one that might get me high? It’s called phentermine and I believe it use to be apart of the fen fen yous talked about before lol.

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Cuba Pudding Jr.

The CEO of Burger King has released his personal phone number in a marketing / customer service campaign to address problems and issues with the company. We need a correspondence with Foley and or the potential of setting up an interview with the CEO

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$120 annual Dempsey group booster. Is it garbage to send baby shower/wedding invitations to every sports team you know in hopes of getting tickets/merch in return? Ps got one in the mail to the big wigs at tuddy llc. Love youse.

Terry C

Long timer. Is it garbage that I actually learned how to play monopoly from watching the boys play?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice never had one read Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to go, only to eat it immediately when you get home 15 minutes later cause “your stomach has settled” Love youse

Forrest Dump

Ever say "that's good eatin" about something that's not really great eatin?

Melly Mel

As a kid I put a tank top on my dog and trimmed her fur and whiskers so she looked hot for the neighbor dog. Tried to hook them up. It didn’t work. Dad came home and asked me why the dogs fur was all fucked up. I said I didn’t know.

Upper Bucks Garbaggio

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you took a picture of the Blue Bell Inn on your way home during a work trip so you could brag about finally seeing the Bugman’s old stomping ground?

BaddieFoley

$10 homie, is it garbage to use painters tape or office clips to seal chips/food in the fridge? Howyadoin

Chris

$10 stock holder NHOR is it garbage to buy the cheapest pack of cigs you can find because your buddy always bums them off u and never reciprocates. These are my malboro lights u can have fun with your floor trimmings Love youse

Uncle Hanks nephew

$10 investor NHOR Is it garbage if your both your mom and dad used your social and name to get PG&E turned on, PG&E is the power company where Iive.

Luis M

$10 / NHOR : is it garbage to wear your current employers polo to a job interview because it’s your “nicest shirt”?

FOLEY'S DIVORCE LAWYER

$10 OG board member, a little wordy but stay with me. I have to drive through a tougher part of town to get to work. Is it garbage if I play badd by Ying yang twins when I get to the corner with the prostitutes because they always start tweaking? Love yous

Sooley

$10 Canadian bozo here - is it garbage if you and the other groomsmen (read: dirtbags) have a pizza delivered to the church while you're waiting for the groom to walk down the aisle? The priest was FUCKING pissed.

BofaDeezNutz

FTLT Dempsey Group money launderer. Name a trashier hobby than metal detecting

Gabriel Carrillo

10 dollar hommie never had one read Is it garbage to drive around in a stick shift car with a broke clutch buddy of mine just kept smashing an grinding till it went into the right gears Love youse see yuz in austin

JoeMaMa

I always wonder how far down Kippy reads long time tennneerrr

Alejandro

NHOR what’s the max number of air fresheners in the car before it’s a bad look? i got three yankee candle fresheners in my civic, one wrapped around the shifter, another above the passenger handle bar and one placed in the backseats, all three different scents too

Turlet won’t flush

Is it garbage if when I'm walking my dog and he goes poo, I pick up, bag and put it in a freshly picked up garbage can? I live in the burbs and often the garbage truck just came around and someones garbage can is getting some dog poop first thing at the start of the week. Thoughts?

Yhung M.B.K

15 dolla Resident of hoagieVille never had one read, is it garbage to ride with your dad in his cadilac and 10 minutes down the road he gets surrounded by swat and 8 cop cars (p.s next 5 years i visited him from the state pen🤦🏽‍♂️🤣 i was 7

Jarbaggio

10 dollar Irish homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you don't trust the new kid at work because he reminds you of Kippy?

Stays on the toilet

$10 potentially in the red homie, is it garbage to only eat the filling of a pie? My wife did this around Christmas because the crust "wasnt worth it". I joked that we could just reuse the crust for another pie.

TheAnkhWarrior83

Is it garbage to try and squeeze your loyal fanbase for an additional 50% and their only reward is board games?

Georgia

$10 Soul Sista. NHOR. Is it garbage if you spent your summers picking up rocks in a corn field? It wasn’t our field but the farmer would pay us a dime a rock!

Marty

My Grandmother gave me a sticky note pad and told me to go around her house and put my name on the stuff I wanted for when she died… I was 8.

Sausage Lover 9000

How quick are you to replace the bounty roll in the kitchen. I’ve gone days with just the cardboard tube .. tough look

Jacobo Ochoa

Is it garbage to put down a deposit on your dog's neuter? I put $200 down because I didn't want to pay the full $400

Ballzak

Is it garbage for your dad to spray you with a/c Freon? After buzzing my hair in the driveway, he’d blow the excess hair off with his Freon from a/c side work. He’d say you don’t want to breathe this shit in

Thomas Jaffe

$10 homie NHOR I got two tickets to the 3/7/26 Saturday show at 9pm in Austin and I’m without a date. Is it garbage that I’m asking here if anyone wants to be my date to this show? Single guy here

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

Where’d we land on shaving your face in the shower? Trashy or classy, please let me know boys, water’s still running and I’m getting pruney

Andy Garbage

$10 Homie never had one read: Is it garbage to stop in a Starbucks to use the wifi without buying anything? After all, it is “free wifi”, not “free wifi with purchase”. Love yous!

Hank Cooper

$10 homie never had one read Are you garbage if you and your cousin quietly sneak out of your grandmothers wake and walk across the street to get a pulled pork sandwich

2sweet2besour

Is it garbage to dump your broken washing machine at your old landlords dumpster so he foots the bill instead of you? For context he's a slumlord and hated by the entire town. Bonus garbage I loaded it in my minivan then dumped it at 2:30 in the morning to be stealthy.

Gearbox

$10 homie, never had one read- Is it garbage to add your own toppings to a frozen pizza? Bonus points if it's unrelated leftovers. I once added a crumbled up cooked hamburger patty to a digornio

The Ice Cream Bandit

$10 homie. How many slices of dominoes thin crust can you eat?

Street Road Happy Ending Finder

$10 Alcoholic, never had one read, is it garbage of your dad wore swim trunks year round instead of basketball shorts because he was “born” in California… he lived there for less than a year then moved to Bensalem lol

AYGwillickers

10 dollar garbage connoisseur my friend told me he had enough scars on his chest from surgeries that his chest looked like a road map. i told him he needed a tattoo that said "you are here." some where on his chest. is that garbage?

Kippys Eyebrows

🤑🤑$10 Homie 🤑🤑Never Had One Read Before. Is it garbage to pour out the left over grease from cooking behind your garage? BUG MANS BACK

Ian

$10 homie, only had one or two read; how many slices are you putting down during an average pizza night

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$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if every few months your dad had the kids jump into the bed of his pickup truck to kick all the empty beer cans into a pile on the side of the house? The 90s was a different time.

Foleys 2 Inch Stinger

$10 homie, never had one read. What happened to the patreon? We used to get all the exclusive videos. We never got the paintball video, we never got a bunch of other stuff you guys promised. Just a bunch of lazily filmed shows once a week for 10 bucks a month?? Ever since Toby left you guys have literally stopped making any extra content.... Can you comment?

Adam Fries

$10 homie. Is it garbage to bring a coffee into the examination room at your annual physical?

Chris

$20 homeslice. Is it garbage if your mom refers to something by its name instead of what it is? IE: saying “who used my herbal essence” instead of shampoo or “where’s my Michael kohrs” instead of purse. It’s also never an actual good brand

Chris

Is it garbage for your mom to be the primary driver even with your dad in the car?

Cody - Aberdeen Creative

$10 Monopoly money millionaire here. My therapist says I need to be honest and tell you I’ve had one or two read before but… AYG… - If you thought it was scalped potatoes not scalloped? - If you have cheap furniture with visible “number dots” from the assembly of said furniture? - if there are certain clocks that after daylight savings you don’t change. you just decide to wait until the next daylight savings so they’re correct - Ever respond to a co-worker asking “how’s it goin?” with “same shit, different toilet” - Are you so lazy that you take off your socks by backwards scoot scraping them on the carpet so you don’t have to bend over? - are you schm-marded garbage if never learned to tie your shoes with a single loop and still use the two bunny ears method? - When you were a kid, you ever learn to gleek?

Kippy’s Car Club

Big fan, haven't had one read : are you garbage if you brag about your testosterone going up? I'm a 41 year old man, I'm not 'on T', but it's been going up for a few years now. 2020 it was 433ng/dL, this year it was 736ng/dL. Normal range is 250-827ng/dL.

CotyH316

$50 homie NEVER had one read… Are you garbage if you’re a 48 year old who’s had amnesia and feel like a virgin again? Just sealed the deal with my “wife” Mars last night! 🙏🏻✝️🇺🇸🤘🏻🤪🫡

yellowbirddd

$10 hoagie, wawa pretzel king nhor AYG if someone in your family had a car accident with a deer, where the deer ran into their car? not the other way around 🦌

DrummerPhil

$10 bug man brother here never had one read. Is it garbage if you call yourself a blue collar worker when my job is working as a baker? p.s. i work at yum yum donuts out there in bucks county i know you bozos know where im talking about

Ollie Pasta

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if at your dad’s funeral, one of his brothers gives a nice heart felt eulogy, and ends it with “would any anyone else like to say something?” Then one of his other brothers pretends to hock a loogie on his grave, and the whole family laughs. RIP Pops

Kelvin Jones Bryan

$10 homie, never had one read. In traffic, and stuck behind someone slow. Do you ever slide over slightly just to show the people behind you that you're not the one jamming up the works? Luv youse!

Hey_it’s_Lauren

$10 soul sista- Never had one read Is it garbage to turn your oven on and leave the door cracked instead of turning on your heat? PGW has got me all jammed up

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 Spotify stalker are you garbage if you went to a Yuengling launch party in sioux city Iowa because youse love ayg and wanted try the beer for yourself

Branden

6’3” $10 homie here, please do more vlog style content. Much appreciated!

Droobie

10 dolla bozo, is it garbage for your mom to hire an individual to replace the plumbing but have them hire me to help (with pay) so we get a bit of the cost back as a family?

isetthem

It's my bday today I share it with joey diaz. Is it garbage if you had a childhood birthday party at a knockoff chuck e cheese? It was a bit more expensive for my folks.

Ben Fordham

$20 advertiser here NHOR, AYG if you signed up to the patreon to try to get your bands mentioned on the air? A Life Worth Taking and Fight The Past anywhere you stream music. PS: I'm enjoying the backlog of episodes from all these years being a bozo.

GreasySleezin

10 dollar homie NHOR, yous ever throw bits of trash out the window?

AutoMattiK Beats

Newish dime bag homie here. Is it garbage to change out switches, appliances, etc to "smart" things in your old mobile home? And then show it off to friends and family like your upscale living?

Wade Boggs Beers

Yous ever get drunk/high and chase the Roomba round putting crumbs in front of it, that it missed?

Trent

NHOR: Is it garbage to call a vacuum a sweeper? I got 100$ riding on this…

AYGwillickers

is it pronounced sal mon or samman

Trop50

I've always wanted to see the boys have dinner at the original Ken's Steakhouse (like the salad dressing) with Tim Dillon . What's that called, a muckbang?

Joel Rodriguez

$10 New Homie here Got a doozy of a question here boys. You’s ever wet the bed staying the night at your friends house? Slept at my best friends house who lived about 2 doors down and needless to say woke up before everyone next morning and did the dash to my place. Was super embarrassed and sure I’d never see or hear from him again only for him to come knocking on the door the next afternoon as if nothing happened asking if we were still on for our daily bike ride through the city. He kept that to himself for about 20 years and just recently reminded me about that and made me realize how much of a homie he is for never airing my dirty laundry. You boys are the best podcast out keep killing it!

Cole

10$ homie never had one read is it garbage if while working at a golf course I would smoke the cig butts and finish the beers the club members left in the golf carts. me and the boys would actually get zooted a consistent basis.

hot soup

$10 greaseball. NHOR Ever take care of a feral animal? A stray cat, dog, skunk, raccoon, etc.

Gearbox

$10 homie, never had one read- is it garbage to substitute your salad for another side?

Angelo J M

New time patron long time bozo . never had a question read . Is it garbage after a night of partying to have to confront a friend about wetting your bed . Needless to say he tried to play it off but after doing the clean up I noticed and confronted it he played it of and said it was water ... It was not water mattress and bedding trash! . Do you confront that or just leave the man be . Angelo-

Kipp's Bay

$10 Sheetz ambassador, NHOR. Bozo hack. Book a seat in the last few rows of the plane if you know you have a middle or little later group #. It's like walking to a second 1st class and there's usually still overhead space.

FatTittyToots

$10 homie. Nhor. Is it garbage if your wife’s dad is your plug?

Eric Wojo

4 time $10 homie never had one read, ever use two dead lighters to light a smoke?

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

$10 fat court funder… nhor is it garbage if you’re telling a story about your childhood and you can’t remember which step mom the event happened with? Like real step mom, not the ones in kippys google history. Love youse.

TacoBellSauceDrawer

New $10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to binge at Dominoes with a large meat lovers pizza and cinnamon bread bites, but get a 2-liter of Coke so that the workers inside Dominoes think I'm feeding my entire family (I live alone). Extra trash aspect - I queue up a show on TV and pause it so that's it ready when I get back home with my pizza and soda.

C N

$10 homie When you’re washing your hands at a bathroom sink do you grab the hand towel off the rack and bring it to you while drying your hands OVER the sink.. or do you bring both of your dripping hands to the towel rack and dry them while dripping on the floor

Alex

$10 homie NHOR, AYG if you try to squeeze $60 more dollars a year out of your listeners on Patreon so they can watch/listen to you play monopoly?

Justin Cumberland

10$ muchacho Never had one read…. Is it garbage if during an interview for a near six figure job, you use the Joey Diaz term “gorilla biscuit” ? I got the job by the way!

Corey Longmire

Youse ever cut your whole milk with a little bit of French vanilla creamer to drink with your dessert?

Kay Jay Peterman

I know skiing in jeans is thrash but .. what about wearing my carhart work pants ?

Sundown

2nd time, not long enough Is it garbage, while you have pasta, to use the handle of the fork to spread butter on your bread so you don't dirty a knife? Much love

Jack Mehoff

10$ Dickhead NHOR Youse ever pull a pan out of the oven, forget its hot and then grab the handle and burn your hand? You then have to hold a beer the rest of the night to numb the pain

Foleys fungus farm

$10 homie never had one read. You ever woke up in the middle of the night to hit the bong, just to go right back to sleep?

Brandon Scarbrough

$10 homie Are you garbage if you have ex step parents? Got an ex stepmom and an ex stepdad at one point had two ex stepdads but mom remarried the jagoff. Love youes

Alex Papatolis

$10 homie is it garbage if you bring a ziploc bag to red lobster to stash the free biscuits when they bring them out

T

$10 Share Holder Never had one read. Is it garbage if you’ve been using an old Dunkin doughnut wrapper in your car to wipe off the condensation on your outside mirrors? The snows been melting and it’s been alot of foggy mornings and I also forget to bring paper towels to the car. Love youes.

LeeRide

$10 shareholder Never had one read. What is the classy option when eating chips with your hoagie? Do you eat out the bag, pour all the chips on the hoagie paper or pour chips as you go.

BofaDeezNutz

Have you or anyone you know gone to a resteraunt after seeing it on Dinners Drive Ins and Dives? Flavortown baby!

Ryan L

$10 executive bathroom key holder here, never had one read; one time as a kid I was visiting my cousins house for the weekend and my aunt made hamburger helper for dinner. I was a notorious fatass at the time and she asked me, while smoking a marb red at the dinner table, “was that enough?” Instant pink mist. Love youse.

Ohio-IT-Garbage

$10 Homey never had one read; Are you garbage if you buy gift cards ( Amazon or Outback) at Kohl’s because you have a store credit card?

Dr.10Inch

$10 Turkey Sandwich. NHOR. AYG if every week you try to think of something you do to send in but nothing seems to be that trashy. Just to have, what seems to be, every other thing you guys read be something I do but it just seems normal until you say it out loud.

Taylor

Boys, who is your dream guest to have on the show?

ThiccNKrispy

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to listen to AYG while laying on the beach in cabo?

Dr.10Inch

$10 Homie. Never had one read. AYG if at your high school job your boss pointed across the street at a big holly tree and said “your old man crashed his car into that tree back in the day” When I asked my dad about it he said he tried to drift around the corner lost control and crashed straight into it. Kicker is he said he hit it so hard his radio wouldn’t shut off and it was blaring “Lick it up” by Kiss!

5StarDiveBar

$10 sleeper, is it garbage to play beer pong against your mom?

Uncle cousin

10 dollar Kentucky gentleman There Was a brawl at my baby cousins funeral when I was like 10 years old some cousins jumped my other cousin (who was the father of the deceased) all because someone said why is this junkie bitch here talking about my other cousin (may have been me who said it)

Midwest to Rocky Mountain Trash

Long time bozo first time homie you garbage if yer "nice shirts" are all cool company shirts or carhartt shirts? Love youse see you in Chicago with my dad

Daniel Scott

$20 homie — Never Had One Read Is it garbage to bill your food and drinks to the room of a guest at the resort because you overheard their last name and room number? I’m a member of a gym and pool club (rooftop pool with bar) that’s attached to a high end hotel and people have *allegedly* done that and it’s hilarious. Thoughts??

PhilMcCraken

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage when you’ve moved to a big city and lived there for a while but when people ask you where you live and you say well I’m from said small town but then tell them where I live in the city

is Terry there?

10$ FTLT new homie, Is it garbage to drink non alcoholic beer while your driving?

CTtrash

Not a question, summer weekend trip suggestion for the the boys and the fam. Mystic, CT. There's a seaport, aquarium, this quaint outdoor shopping village. Great place for Kippy to check out with the family!

D to the H

Guest suggestion. YouTuber The Fat Electrician. He will eat the big guy alive with all the stolen valor jokes

2LeftTuddies

$10 McRib NHOR - I'll keep it short and sweet: Ever tried to krump dance?

C N

$10 homie Is it garbage to use a cardboard box as a bath mat?

Meatball150

AYG if you don't weed your yard until you get an HOA warning?

HotdogEggs

Hamilton Homie here! You ever added extra sweetner to your cereal? As a kid I'd add an extra teaspoon of sugar to Rasin Bran or a good 3-4 second swill of honey on top of Honey Nut Cheerios. Bonus points for Grandma putting butter and brown sugar on Brussel Sprouts so we'd "eat our veggies".

DelcoDestroyer

10 dollar homie here, are you garbage if your grandfather would pull all the grandkids in to the kitchen before dessert to watch him shoot him self with insulin and ask if we still wanted any.

Cricket

down the shore my buddy use to take the AA batteries out of peoples thermosets and remotes , real trash ,

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you and your siblings dive for them?

Dominick Cozzi

$10 homie here, never had one read. Can't wait for the show in Chicago! Is it garbage to go to a Strip Club with your mom? My best friend and our moms took us to Nashville for our college graduation present. When my buddies mom came to and realized where we were, they got in a fight about how she was "embarrassing him in front of the girls" Him and I went back the next night. Love Youse!

Luke

Big Bozo NHOR. AYG if you learned about electricity when your grandpa showed you how to test a 9V battery by licking it?

Newfoundland MICMAC's

Just came here to say read the comments on the last post . Lots of disappointments

Andrew Laflash

Ten dollar homie who used to live in East Norriton, it's trash. Are you garbage if you can only find your favorite beer at gas stations and bad grocery stores? (Budweiser Cheladas)

Kenny Roger's Chicken

Ten dollar Canadian homie NHOR - is it garbage to think your family was rich because you had an electric can opener? To this day, I still don't know how to use a manual one (and for the record, my parents were not rich)

Are You Gary?

10$ hoagie, you'se ever eat your been and Jerry's with a fork? That's the level of lazy I'm at.

Ivana Manzow

$10 homie nh1r are you garbage if you think a water pick is the same as going to the dentist. Btw my sister married a Foley in VA and all of my nieces are little Foleys. Luv yus boys

Marco Polo

$10 long term investor, French trained chef, homegrown “le bozo” I just got back from Oahu. Played 18 holes on the nicest course I’ve ever seen (Kapolei GC) I’ve caddy’d and chef’d at a fancy ass local club. Even with my son’s military discount (shoutout Jr.) we still paid nearly $500. For play, my club rental, $90 pack of 12 balls, blah blah blah. Is it garbage that I picked up driving range balls that had landed near the 5th hole, to hit over the water hazards, instead of the ones we paid for? I birdied a par 3 btw.

Throb Lowe

$20 money launder never had one read Dear waste management Is it garage to store dress shoes in crown royal bags, my dad does this with every pair he's had for as long as I can remember. Ps you guys should do a AYG game show (present by the Dempsey Group) akin to story warz. The prizes should be the gift you get from employment anniversaries/milestones, i.e quartz watch, pin, or plaque.

Eric Schmidt

Is it garbage to know the exact spelling, pronunciation, and function of a “frenulum” while at the same time not knowing mid-adult standards like simple economics and basic social norms (looking at you bug man)

Slippin Jimmy

$10 jabroni never had one read Is it garbage to put the seatbelt over your takeout on the ride home. That’s precious cargo

OodleNoodle

New $10 homie reppin montco never had one read. Is it trash if your dad would pack you a hoagie in a brown bag and by lunch time the entire bag was covered in oil stains which would then transfer onto whatever papers you had in your book bag? Def turned in some oily homework a few times. I must know- What was your favorite school bought lunches??Love yas!!!

TuddyFrutti

Ten dollar home slice never had one read. Are you garbage if you cash all the change from your kids piggy bank for gas money to get to work, and when they notice you just tell them, "I'll get you back. "

Zachary Straight

Faithful navy federal over drafter here ..is it garbage that i know what the rich people across the street eat daily because they illegal dump their trash in our dumpster when they own their home ... kip you own a home what do you do with your trash ..an does patty take it out for the bug man ?.

iroh

My step dad is replacing a small part in my car, I asked him how long he thought it would take and he said “I don’t know, like half a beer?”

100K Amex points

Is it garbage to have AAA, I feel like it’s classy to have but instantly trashy to need

Nolan

$10.69 homie here, never had one read. Youse ever eaten the wax off a baby bel?

Wepohson

Dime bag homey. Did your dad ever accuse you of being the Man of Steel because you had rust stains in your underpants? I'm 6 at the time. Lots more where that came from... (teaser) my dad called my friends "short puckered buddies" cuz he learned that from his dad. OR/AK reppin.

Moondog

$14 bozo never had one read, Is it trashy for your mom and you to watch big daddy and when she sees the can denting scene her response was “I’ve gotta try that tomorrow”

Chilly Willy

Is it classy or trashy to leave the water running when you brush your teeth??

Sticky Vicky

Ever been told you’d be a great “party starter” for bar mitzvahs?

BeverlyNils

Is it class or trash to ghost a girl based on her favorite movie? I got head from a girl, and then heard her mention that F9 the 9th fast and furious movie was the best movie shed ever seen. I stopped talking to her after I left.

Krissy

ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN, $10 SOUL SISTA, NEVER HAD ONE READ! IS IT GARBAGE IF I GLUED MY EYE SHUT WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD? I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AT MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER‘S HOUSE AND A NEIGHBORHOOD FRIEND WAS OVER AND I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS HER BY SHOWING HOW EASY IT IS TO PUT EYE DROPS IN. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT IT WAS MY GRANDMA‘S NAIL GLUE AND MY EYELASHES STUCK TO MY SKIN. I SCREAMED FOR MY GREAT GRANDMA AND SHE CAME RUNNING IN AND I TOLD HER WHAT HAPPENED. IN A PANICK, SHE PICKED UP THE SAME BOTTLE AND PUT IT IN MY EYE, THINKING IT WAS EYE DROPS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAD MY EYELASHES REMOVED AND HAD TO WEAR A 101 DALMATIANS EYEPATCH FOR A WEEK. LOVE YOUSE!

Reece M

Is it garbage to wipe a booger in between your pants legs? I used to do this when I was in the 300lb gang, my thought was that friction would wipe them away as I walked. Fat or lazy or an innovator? You choose.

Jesse G

What’s up $10 early investor here, first time sending one in. This one might be for the Dempsey group. Recently had to send a debt collector after a family member… In short I loaned a cousin $1500 to help with things, agreed to pay back as she could. She had paid back about $500 then I stopped getting responses to texts and calls. Couple months go by no word and no payments, I was just gunna write it off and take it as a loss, then I see her posting on FB all the new things she’s buying. Well my pettiness got the best of me and so I contacted my wife’s friend who is an attorney at a law office that happens to deal with debt collection. Within two weeks I had a check for the remaining balance minus a small fee to the law office.

Jkaip

What’s up boys, first submission. Never had one read. AYG if you have 2 half siblings with the same name? (No, I’m not the one with two half siblings with the same name)

TurkeyMeatballParmHero

Are you garbage if you get a coupon for a free sandwich while you’re on vacation so you leave it at your AIRBNB for the next lucky visitor?

Fitzmagic

Long time homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you use your leaf blower to clean all the crumbs and dog hair out of your '13 jetta? Love yas.

Jay Radford

Long time listener first time caller, is it garbage if i use my dads dementia to get work from home days at my job? My dad has dementia and we have a caretaker for him but i told my job that i was gonna have to start helping him on fridays just to see if they’d let me work from home

Randy Crews

Not eloquent enough to come up with a pithy intro but, is it garbage to take an Uber/ Lyft over multiple state lines in one trip? I can’t tell if it’s a flex or poor planning/being jammed up. I once took a car from Coney Island back to Astoria and it took just about as long as the subway would have (about 1.5 hours). I can’t imagine being in a strangers car any longer than necessary.

Burlington Throat Factory

Hank my brother, if you guys are bringing in $133k per month on patreon how are you broke. I mean I know it's a business and it cost money to operate, but still if you brought home $20k a month of that there is absolutely no excuse to be broke

Brie Nutbutter and Jelly

10 dollar Garbage Hussler. I have done pretty well in my career. When my boys want a raise I send them an official offer letter with more then they currently make. They bring it to their boss and ask if they can match my offer. It works most of the time. If it don't work then my boys just tell their boss I decided to stay with you. That usually results in a raise later

Byron

171 Rand South African Garbage Investor here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you sign up to the Patreon and listen to AYG all day every day for 4 months straight to 'get your moneys worth'. I went back to the beginning and listened to it all, clearing the entire backlog. Seriously though, you two legends have been in my ears non-stop and it’s starting to show - my kids now say 'hachi machi' and my eldest threatened to 'tune up' a kid recently.

Shawn Fortney

Not a garbage question but a merch idea. Boz-ohs cereal! AYG exclusive. You know you garbage if you had your boz-ohs in the morning haha! I’d rock that shirt!

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 Homie — NHOR Is it garbage if I’m at my girlfriend’s house and I overhear her youngest daughter bullying the oldest daughter… Because the oldest has to leave every other weekend to go to her dad’s house. The youngest doesn’t have a dad, so she’s clowning her like, “Have fun leaving. I’ll be here with Mom.” She’s flexing abandonment like it’s a loyalty badge. I’m on the couch pretending I can’t hear it like it’s cable news in 2007. Garbage to just sit there and let custody court sort itself out?

Stoned and Caffeinated

$10 Homie, NHOR. Are you garage if you smoke a heater while walking your dogs around the block?

Cole Allan

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to ask your boss if you can put stickers on your work truck (blue collar job)?

Handmaiden Of The Apocalypse

Canadian $15 homie I can’t seem to access anything before Dec 13/25 Please help! I want them hard fkn feelings!

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to wear scrubs and NOT be in the medical field. Noticed my mom wearing scrubs today around her house and she is a school teacher…

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 Homie — NHOR Is it garbage if I’m at my girlfriend’s house and I overhear her youngest daughter bullying the oldest daughter… Because the oldest has to leave every other weekend to go to her dad’s house. The youngest doesn’t have a dad, so she’s clowning her like, “Have fun leaving. I’ll be here with Mom.” She’s flexing abandonment like it’s a loyalty badge. I’m on the couch pretending I can’t hear it like it’s cable news in 2007. Garbage to just sit there and let custody court sort itself out?

MooseinLowell

Are you garbage if you put dollar bills in the urinal at the bar and check on it everyone in a while and see if someone took them. Then try and figure out what piece of trash it could've been.

Dr.10Inch

$10 Homie. Never had one read. AYG if at your high school job your boss pointed across the street at a big holly tree and said “your old man crashed his car into that tree back in the day” When I asked my dad about it he said he tried to drift around the corner one night lost control and crashed straight into it. Kicker is he said he hit it so hard his radio wouldn’t shut off and it was blaring “Lick it up” by Kiss! He ran to the neighbors and started jumping on their trampoline and was chewing on pennies cause he might’ve had a few to try to beat a breathalyzer test if the cops came

Erik B

$ 10 investor Never had one read. Are you garbage if you make a non breakfast sandwich with an English muffin? Im out of bread, so currently making a chicken BLT on an English muffy

wombat wolly

Youse ever put the glass cup in freezer so your milk is screaming cold. Always got some cold cups running

Ryan

$10 hombre. Probably won’t be read. Ever forget to “pause” your Patreon membership to help with medical bills? I may be struggling but at least I’ve got the boys bickering in my ear.

Your local proctologist

FTLT never had one read! Is it garbage to call your local newspaper and give an anonymous tip on your self that you witnessed a guy save someone’s life. I’m a rescue diver and it was my first successful recovery where the person was brought back to life. The newspaper did a story on it and now the article hangs on my moms wall and she brings it up to anyone who come to her house!

Uncle Donny

$5 dirtbag here never had one read. Is it garbage to take your catalytic converter that's plugged up off and knock out the "honeycomb" and put it back on because you don't need a smog for 6 months?

Forrest Dump

Is it garbage when an extra possessive adjective is added like "he loves HIS Budweiser" or "I like to smoke MY weed" ?

Jandy Rackson

Is it garbage if your entire wardrobe is just merchandise from small businesses owned by family/friends? Johnsons Tree Trimming hat with Danny’s Excavator & Crane t shirt

Bumble bee tuna

Is it garbage if you come from an Irish catholic family and your mom expects you to go to church on Ash Wednesday, but instead you go to the bar for some pops and your buddy drew a cross on your forehead from the ashtray (PS this happened when I was 23, I’m now 32 with 2 kids and the Irish catholic guilt still haunts me today)

Menthol Connect

Love youse. All the content you guys put out plus workin doin spots n stuff 🫡 the hard work’s appreciated

NycTony

Is it garbage to use Poland spring for your CPAP machine at your Airbnb because the host filled the fridge with water bottles and you’re too lazy to go to the store for distilled water

Anthony

First time long time on and off patreon homie (if ya catch my drift) Is it garbage to put cardboard / carpet underneath your car because you have a small oil leak and are too lazy to take it to the mechanic?

Logan

Never had one read, are you garbage if you keep your garden hose attached through the winter? Also drinking out of the hose hits different different

Logan

You’re garbage if you pull up your windshield wipers at night cause it’s cold or might snow.

Noah

FTLTNHOR - Are you garbage if your 70 year old grandmother is a bartender at 2 bars names "Third Base" and "The Bunker"

Themightylocker

$10 AYG Game Day Coordinator here, when do you hit trash when pronouncing Oil, Earl. My Grandfather would say Tin Fearl (instead of foil), TEarlit (instead of toilet) & MobEarl (instead of Mobil) the last one had to be a bit at that point.

ThePlumbersWife

NHOR–we have a small plumbing business…it's been a good year so far. Is the trash that we joined/rejoined your patreon for a third time?

Big body Bugatti

$4 homie shoutout to the discount got heater money now. Are you garbage if you use a picture of ur license as ur profile picture.

Raina de la Basura

Day 1 soul sister NHOR. Is it garbage to do what I call “drive-by gardening “? I pull a weed or two, trim a thing, hit something with some water, as I see the need or feel the vibe. But I never spend a day doing all of it because fuck that.

Tampa Tony’s Moon Cricket

$10 homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you run out of towels. So you use a t shirt to dry off after a shower?

Jeff

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if when your grandpa died you asked to keep the “Warthog Hall of Fame”? A plaque listing all of his ex wives and a couple “honorable mentions”.

will larkin

are you garbage if you tell people how many stitches you got

TurkeyMeatballParmHero

Are you garbage if your workout pants are in the laundry so you wear leggings…only to discover that they’re your jeggings

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

Youse should do a giveaway for the Homies and Soul Sistas. Get a chance to win a dinner with the boys.

Barry

The gym joining episode spurred on this comment. I watched an episode from 2023, and both the boys look way better these days. Upon seeing KJ though, I was caught off guard at how fat looking, no offense Kevin, he was at that time. He looks great now, and I wonder if the biggest contributor to his weight loss is the baby/sleep deprivation, glp1, or losing it over Hank's crazy ways?!? Possibly a combination of factors. Love youse!!

tuddy’s sugar baby

Long time investor, first time I’ve had a worthy question. Are you garbage if you stock up on napkins for later when you get takeout?

Smokin Jon Frazier

$10 Longtime homie NHOR is it garbage if your mom drinks Mountain Dew. My girls mom drank it growing up and bragged about losing weight by switching to diet dew.

Victor M Gutierrez

Long time scumbag, is it garbage to tip at a restaurant with a winning scratchy. Figured a 10 is a 10 regardless if I paid 1$ for it.

Melly P

Let’s get Zarna Garg on the pod!!

Noah .Sully

First time longtime, are you garbage if your mom brought you with to drop your aunt off at rehab so she could take the carpool lane home

Isthismylaptop?wheredidyougetthiscomputer

$10 long time listener longer time never had one read, is it garbage or straight class to watch the Saturday episode with your 5 month old boy every week? Asking for me directly

Lou Sassel

Longtime $10 soldier here. AYG if you allowed your debit card expire and lost your access to the Hard Mfin feelings all the while pissed off because you thought something was wrong with app? I’m back baby!

chris ludwig

Are you garbage if you got caught stealing beer from your family's grocery store (at 16 years old), got fired, and got rehired back and then stole again?

prisondentist

10$ homie, what’s the most garbage thing to do with your hand in a photo? Piece sign, middle finger, rock n roll horns?

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

Are you garbage if your mom comes to visit you for a week and ask you why you constantly have two fat guys talking shit on the television? I turned on Rob Lowe's episode and she changed her attitude. How ya doin

FoleyCow

$10 homie. AYG if you call hors d’oeuvres “finger foods”

Robert Mongan

Long time 10 dollar homie here, had one read at live show once, next time you bozos come to bufffalo Bob will make you food at Johns Pizza and Subs.

Robert Mongan

Are you garbage if you entire family had to get escorted out of epcott? We went on vacation as a family in my early 20s, my little brother was 3 years younger than me and the only one on the trip not old enough to drink. So naturally the fam was getting him some stupid strawberry daquiri things, when 4 paul blarts on segways swarmed. They escorted my entire family out of the park and to the car.

Jacob R

Hey. New, patreon member. First question. Are you Garbage if you j/o to p*rn on a major holiday? I'm talking Chirsrmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentines day, etc.?

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

$10 homeslice. Anything that comes with a tag/sticker that says "I light up!" or something along those lines, is trash.

Abe

.. hey boys I'm a BIG boy that turns 34 in 2 weeks and just now 5 mins ago had the first bite of chips in a PB&J ever.. yall are guilty of me learning about this crime 😆

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 garbaggio - is it garbage that my wife loves to beat up car salesman for a deal? She offers to go to the dealership with friends and family just for the rush of negotiating way below MSRP and getting weathertech mats thrown in

Tonsil tickler

Prolly chicken sandwiches but I noticed foley don’t talk about the ol lady anymore, did they split?

J Ro

$10 trash bag never had one read Is it garbage to say that you never lose power because of a special power grid you are on. Like I never lose power because I am on the same grid as the hospital. Like the hospital doesn’t have a generator and that’s something to brag about for some reason.

$10 G Unit Soldier

Just sworn into the Army officially, ready to earn. Is it garbage if the circle k puts out sampler nuggies? At 6am, and I eat one… Love yous

All The Toast

$10 cone sour, Ever google a word’s spelling because you were so off base auto correct couldn’t figure it out? I was trying to say I was a Connoisseur… about which companies have the best tortilla chip salt distribution.

AvoidTheNoid

10$ homie here never had one read, ever attend a going away party for someone and then whatever they were going away for fell through so they just never left? My cousin had one cause he was enlisting in the military. Long story short hes a plumber now

Woog Boog

Fist time homie, big fan. Is it garbage to invite 100 ppl to your wedding but only rent 85 chairs? Jammed up here boys. Love youse!!!!!

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar homie never had one read. Is it garbage that Patreon took my last $10 outta my account? At least I get that content to listen to at work 😂

Concrete homie

Just venting. I like Bargatze but I wish the boys would be hosting his new show average american. Feel like it's a bit of a rip off of AYG. My favorite pod by far keep it going!

Herb Eaversmels

$10 fully vested bozo, NHOR (not lying) Is it garbage to bag all your groceries in the recycled plastic produce bags because they took away plastic bags in your township and I ain’t paying 10 cents for a paper bag. That’s how they get ya.

Kevin

Just wanted to say thank u bozos I decided to buy a box of MLS chrome cards looking for our boy Sullivan (and mostly Messi) and your boy struck gold! $500 Cavan Sullivan SSP I was gonna get Kippy to sign it at side splitters but now I might have to make a few bucks!!

FrunkisWalnuts13

I paid $10 to write my first post! Is It Garbage if you've gone to the bar for so long other patrons think you work there? It probably didn't help that I'd break up bar fights before the bouncers got there first.

Chilly Willy

You’re walking to the register with a product that is $20, what is the dollar amount (or cents) over the $20 for you to speak up and say it was actually supposed to be $20.

Patrick Heafner

Day one TDH never had one read. Is it garbage to pull your work trailer everywhere, even out to the bar, because your truck tags been dead since 2023 but the trailers got a permanent tag? So you don’t get pulled over

Captain Percocet

are you garbage if you ride the ass of the car in front of you which happens to be a minivan that’s cranking madagascar on the tv

All The Toast

$10 extreme haircut, Is it garbage that my father in law used a leaf blower to blow out the cut hair on him from his haircut?

Uncle Leo

I’m still pretty new to the pod… I saw an IG post today celebrating 6 years of AYG. Are there any behind the scenes videos like studio tour or anything? If not, can there be?

New Guy Fluke

Are you garbage if you don’t know how to spell mortgage. Shout out the monopoly boys

Only Here 4 Luke

FTLT! Anyone you know water down their wiper fluid?

Gravy Seals

$10 homo, never had one read. Are you garbage if you turn your bleach stained jeans into “Everyday Shorts?” I did this with a pair of corduroy pants, and I wear them everywhere now.

Raina de la Basura

Random question 🙋‍♀️ how come I can’t find the Kids Who Yell at their Parents ep here?

Gypsaysan

FTLTNHOR! It's it garbage to wash plasticware in your dishwasher and store it along with your silverware? Love youse!

Alex Moore

NHOR Are you garbage if your mailman smokes heaters while delivering mail (not in the truck btw he does it while he’s walking to the houses)

Nuttin on that?!

NHOR, Are you garbage if you have furniture covering a window? My wife set up our bedroom where her vanity covers the majority of a window

Thin Sliced Salami Nipples

Nhor, is it garbage to put in every number in your contact list at a gas station to get a 50 cent discount per gallon at the pump? I’ll cancel the transaction if there’s nothing else than the regular 3 or 4 cent discount for “rewards” members.

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Had 1 read. Are you garbage if you put eye lashes on your car headlights?

Staniboy

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have the angel wings "in memory of" decal on the back window of your vehicle? Nothing is a better memorial for someone who has passed away than that sticker on a big jacked up or rusted out pickup.

Stanky Leg

How long have you driven on a spare tire? I keep saying ‘next paycheck, discount tire’ but something else always pops up.

ProbablyGayDefinitelyDrunk

$10 homie here. On a scale of 1-10 how trashy is it to throw a shot of vodka in your protein shake. Trying to be healthy but like to have fun.

Jordan T.

Just became a $10 Homie…. Are you garbage if in your early 20s you went to a bar in your hometown and got jumped by five guys who your dad beat up individually back when they were in high school? They told me to tell my pops they said hello.

Dr.10Inch

$10 Turkey sandwich. NHOR. AYG if at your high school job your boss pointed across the street at a big holly tree and said “your old man crashed his car into that tree back in the day” When I asked my dad about it he said he tried to drift around the corner one night lost control and crashed straight into it. Kicker is he said he hit it so hard his radio wouldn’t shut off and it was blaring “Lick it up” by Kiss! He ran to the neighbors and started jumping on their trampoline and was chewing on pennies cause he might’ve had a few to try to beat a breathalyzer test if the cops came

Scotty McPicks

Not a question but I saw After Eight mints at the Acme today and that shit seemed fancy as hell when I was a kid. Might as well been caviar.

Nick

Dimebag homie here. Is it trashy to say you don’t want the bag or paperwork when picking up you prescription from the pharmacy? The lady at the counter always give me a funny look.

Jake T

Aye just hit a year as a 10 dollar homie! NHOR. Are you garbage if you call a drug test a ‘piss test’??

Foley owes me money!

first time 14.50$ homie north of the border how ya doin. AYG if you use up all of your sick days after you hand in your two week notice at work?

Jdub10

Is it garbage to wake up drunk and late for a work on a Saturday, to a picture from your girlfriends completed 5k

Harry Potter’s Uncle

Let’s say you see some paper money (US legal tendies) floating in a public toilet. The bowl has a light yellow urine, but no #2. At which denomination do you begin to consider your options? Are you fishing it out? What if it’s a couple bills folded together? Could be big money. Love to hear your thoughts. It’s just piss

Cory hardesty

Is it garbage to rip heaters while driving a smart car? Tiny 2 door for those who are unaware

Tuddy’s ex husband

You Ever buy anything from unclaimed freight? Growing up my dad exclusively bought furniture from here

Amy T

$10 Garbage Gal. Ever see an aunt in a crop top at a funeral? Color red was just an extra special touch on top

The_Lord74

Long time, first time, Is it garbage for a fast food joint to be filling up drinks out of 2 liters? Context I swinged into the ole king to get me a whooper Jr (watching my figure) for lunch and when I pulled up to the window, they were filling up my DC out of a 2 liter. There was about 20 different 2 liters on the counter.

All The Toast

$10 morning bird catchin worms, Is it garbage to make a pizza for breakfast? Not leftovers, new. I'm nowhere close to my 20's too.

Corey Longmire

LONG TIME. FIRST TIME NEVER HAD ONE READ: How much grease is in your tv remote right now? Mine looks like Foley on the yoga ball right before it popped

Mason C

$10 hebrew homie, first time, long time. Is it garbage for your dad to try and give you THE talk at a Chilis after he picks you up from bar mitzvah tutoring?

99 Jeep Liberty

Did you guys know you can dry clean sleeping pillows? I always just let them get dirty until I couldn’t stand it anymore and then bought new ones.

Lou Sassel

Long time $10 investor. HOR. Is it garbage to save the pull tabs of soda and beer cans for 20 years because someone told you donating each one is worth 5 seconds of kidney dialysis treatment?

John of the Jungle

Started listening from Episode 1 when my daughter was born to listen during long nights. Just caught up today (3/31/26) with the latest episode so I had to join the Patreon. Newest $10 Homie right here. Wanted to know if it's garbage to wear a watch every single day that has never worked? Also, I can't tell analog time.

Jacob

Not a garbage question, but 10 dollar opinion I can’t wait for you both to be on rogans podcast y’all deserve it!!!! And I think it has been far over due .

Patty mcg

New $10 is it garbage if I got upset because with the beer girl because she took forever pouring my drink at the Easter egg hunt at shady brook this weekend, and I just missed KIPPY walking by where my wife and baby were waiting!? Being a family guy looks good on you KIPP!

Ria Perez

New downstanding citizen ($10 homie); is it garbage to take the Golden Coral buffet to-go? Also this is coming from Jacksonville Florida so it’s not surprising🤣🙆🏻‍♀️

BatmanBootyBouncin

Is it garbage if you only buy are you garbage merch when it’s on sale??? How ya doinnnnn

BatmanBootyBouncin

Just bought my 3rd t shirt ONLY on sale 🤙🤙🤙🥰😂

SmalldownGRBG

Hey boys watching Mall walkers. Foley stop pouring your soda like you are pouring a fancy drink you piece of trash. It looks bad and ruins the carbonation of the drink.....

Matt

Are you garbage if you went through your 6 pack of IPAs, and your brother, who is also your roommate (because you're divorced and can't pay the rent), says he wants to watch Passion of the Christ for Easter. I saw it years ago, and I know it's a hard movie to watch. I said I'll watch it if he brings home another 6 pack of IPAs.

Mike Yannul

EVER BEEN CHALCK LINED " THE DRAWING OF A SILHOUETTE AROUND A DECEASED PERSONS BODY AT A CRIME SCENE " ???? Yes , more than once.