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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-20 14:50:52
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2026-10

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had on read yet. As always, thank for the support. Love youse.

Comments

FuckTardFrank

NH1R AYG if you helped your dad be the lookout while he occasionally stole license plates off other cars and slapped them on his 89 Coupe Deville… just so the feds would think his tags were always up to date?

ChevyParkingOnly

$10 pair of boots here, FTLT, NHOR: Is it garbage if after all these years & a bajillion hours of content, the only question i have for youse two is why you have all these seinfeld references but no Curb Your Enthusiasm references?

Foley’s Empty Cup

$10 bug man enabler NHOR Is it Garbage to call drug test a piss test

BillyK69

Is it pronounced insurance or IN-surance

Trev Dawg

$10 homie, not sure if this has been asked yet - is it garbage to get a tattoo for your parent who is still very much alive and in your life?

Galileo Garbagio

Long time 10 pound homie. Is it garbage if your tv remote has adverts on it? For context, our Rottweiler puppy ate our tv remote months ago so now my girlfriend uses an app on her phone that makes you watch adverts in-between using it to change channels etc

James McCauley

$10 homie not sure if was answered already - Youse ever cut your own hair at home to save yourself both money and a trip to the barber shop? 💈

William Gonia

Is it garbage to weigh your takeout meal?

Big Honkin Awoogas

10 dollar homie, NHOR: Is it classy or trashy to have Dixie cups in your bathroom?

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Amber Cramby

Is going to the poconos for our wedding anniversary class or trash?

Mase

Long time homie here first time asking 🙏 Is it garbage to jerk off on the job

Aunt Tuddy’s Tattooer

$10 homie, never had one read, is it garbage for your 60 year old mom to ask her 80 year old mom for an “early birthday present”….. it certainly is

Angel Morales

10 dollar bozo here. My wife has this insane way of applying deodorant. I think it’s not only garbage but a bit crazy. She will run her finger through the top of the deodorant and apply it with her finger on her pits. Garbage? Crazy? Or am I the crazy one.

She Crab Poop

10 dollar derelict here! Is it garbage to hang your winning scratchers on the fridge? The bodega does it why can’t I? P.S only 50+ winners can’t flex the little guys

Clay is the Way

First time long long time, is it garbage to dry your dishes with a hair dryer. The dish washer don't really dry good and I don't like wasting rags. It doesn't work well but it's something. XoXo

Jugs N Ammo LLC

$10 Foleyville resident, NHOR. AYG if your have athletes foot and you dont care where you scratch your foot or what you use to scratch it?

Matty munch

11 euro homie here still ain’t ever had one read, Are you garbage if you ever had your granny threaten you ? ( I love my nana Lilly she’s like my dad also trash but ya she would regularly threaten me when I’d talk shit about my mom to her) love from Ireland kippy I think I H deserves a bad a baiting

Word is bond (unless you’re Foley)

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you and your girlfriend only order 1 Diet Coke at restaurants cuz youse get free refills so why buy 2 sodies. Might as well share

Mary

$10 homie, haven't had one read in a long time and Kippy keeps ignoring my question. Is it garbage to brag about your step count? I always update my husband on how many I did in a day. He's in a wheelchair. Looking forward to seeing you guys when you come to Providence again! Congrats on the spesh🙌

Trash Bandicoot

Is it garbage to have a night of the week that's just for a TV show? For example, Wednesday was Survivor night for me growing up.

Nasty Nate AZ bozo

Never had one read, Are you garbage if you lost your “Head Bozo In Charge” shirt and kept accusing your wife of throwing it out because she wasn’t a fan of KIPPY’S face. Only to find it in a suitcase that hadn’t been opened since we moved into this house. We’ve been here for four years now. Also, I’ll be rocking that shirt to the PHX show!

Dr.HowardDeez

Anyone else ever been arrested 2 years in a row on the same day? Got caught up 2 years in a row on april 1st

Joe the mailman

$10 mailman never had one read. Is it garbage to bring an empty drink into a bar and have the bartender throw the can away? When my wife and I go out for some drinks, I drink a Celsius in the uber and then when we get to the bar I ask the bartender to throw the can away. She thinks it’s garbage, I don’t

Jerry Ennett

14$ Canadian homie NH1R Is garbage to pitch a tent and “go camping” in your backyard?

TuddyFick

Ever use something that’s not a laundry basket for laundry? I used a cardboard box the other day. Looked like I was just laid off. Not sure if that’s better

Mitchell Hunt

$10 Assman here. Have had two read. Just means I’m trash. Are you garbage if your 8 year old pretends his cheese sticks are cigars. He’ll “smoke” it for about 5 minutes before eating it. He’s been doing this since he was 4.

6th Flight to Cleveland

NHOR Stock pics still in the picture frame, on the wall for over a month. Garbs?

Foley’s Big Spoon

$10 bozo NH1R Is it garbage to cut your food with a pocket knife at a restaurant? Was sitting at the bar at a nice joint with the bird and saw a guy pull a big knife out of his pocket and start cutting his ribeye with it. I showed my girl and she immediately said “you have to submit that to the Patreon”

Tulaiy09

10 dollarbey homie NHOR. Is it garbage to rinse off your paper plate before throwing it in the trash?

Travis

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to get excited when the power goes out at work? Happened to me yesterday and felt like the adult equivalent of a snow day since we can’t do any work without power

Jacob Eimont

$10 Wawa hoagie here, NHOR. Is it garbage to go to the trash chute barefoot? In my defense, it’s across the hall.

Brendan O

Asking until I get red, $10 boyo, " Does your job let you wear a bandana?"

But I Don’t Wanna Be Garbage

$10 ELLO, had a wee bit read then AYC (are you classy) if you described Kippy and Foley as “Comedy’s Rodgers and Hart?” Two geniuses in a lifelong partnership, one troubled, one annoyed by the other’s troubles.

Skrrt Reynolds

NH1R what is your approach to the fat on a steak? How much do you cut off and how does it relate to trashiness?

Uncle Hanks nephew

$20 bug exterminator NHOR Is it garbage to meet the boys outside a show, give a fist bump and say im a big fan......all while ripping a heater. Great show in San Jose by the way I took my nephew and brother in law. Both became fans. Shout to Colin Chamberlin and Tom Cassidy.

Gayle

$10 beautiful girl, never had one read. Is it garbage if you let your kid say that something sucks, like “Mrs. Smith sucks” or “this paper towel sucks.” I was raised that word was equivalent to a swear word.

foleys pizza slice mid intro

Ayg if your mechanic suggests keeping rat repellent in the trunk of your vehicle? Axin fo a frnd

Blue Iris

I need more details about Nana Lilly please.

Burnt oil

That feels like standard practice.

Ole cobweb cootch

How many times youse reusing your bath towel? I change mine every time, my boyfriend thinks I’m nuts.

jakereno

NHOR- ever fist fight a parent or adult relative when you were young? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her highschool graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper

JustInMyMouth

Is it garbage to use your jobs supplies for your own personal/home use. I'll take cleaning supplies and trash bags, also use the vacuum to clean my cars. No one knows and I haven't seen my boss in like 6 months. I only send her the order for supplies and my worked hrs. I haven't had to buy trash bags or buy a vacuum or use the vacuums in town to detail my cars. When in need I'll grab some toilet cleaner as well. Also I got two jobs one at Walmart where I get it discounted, one cleaning office building which is where I get supplies.

Joey Bag o’ Donuts

$10 Gas Station Boner Pill - Never had the pleasure. Am I garbage if when I was in elementary school, my grandfather took me with him to sell his desert eagle in a combination McDonald’s/BP Gas station parking lot? Even at the time, I thought to myself this shit is DICEY.

The Notorious BLT

$10 believe, NHOR, is it garage to play on a men’s rugby league, it’s very competitive but could be equated to a beer league at the end of the day where our old boys go down easy.. shout out to the Toledo Celtics

Rob

NH1R AYG if you went to your college’s weekly bingo night for the food? My school (in small town Pennsylvania) would have bingo every Friday night to keep kids from drinking, but the kids would just get drunk and go to bingo afterwards. I stole an entire pizza once and I still don’t regret it. Appreciate y’all

Jess

$10 soul sister- AYG if you put your used cup in the fridge because “you’re going to use it again later”? My husband/in-laws do this and it drives me nuts having random empty cups in the fridge

Fat Court Juror #4

NHOR $10 Vietnam trip advisor; Mounds or Almond joy? 🎃 Trashiest Halloween candies?

JumboShrimp

$10 NAN!! NHOR Is it garbage to call Spaghetti Bolognese “Spag-ball.” Irish dad and icelandic mom, no i-ties can tell us shit. When the angel hair pasta was on coupon we ate “hair ball.” Traysh

Josh

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage that one of my bedrooms currently has a concrete floor? Our spare bedroom had a leak that ruined the carpet. I fixed the leak but am too jammed up with baby number 2 on the way to want to pay for new carpet in a room we don’t use often.

Uncle Hank the Tank

Halloween one here Your family ever shut all the lights off to keep the kids from trick or treating at your house? Also a tactic for when you run out of candy

DrugzInATony

$10 sponsor (Foley hit me up) I HAVE had one read. Is it garbage to defend Shane's monologue?

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, had one read! Is it garbage if you've had to use two different types of bread to complete a sandwhich?

Kippy Sympathizer

Long Time Bozo Brand New Homie trying to see how many hard feelings I can listen to in a month. Is it trashy if your dad hand wrote 2 signs that says “Parental Support Vehicle” and duck taped them to the sides of our family car, and while he drove me around for trick or treating he handed out Coors Lights to the other dads. I was 7. The 90s were a wild time.

Icky Vicky

First time/long time- is it garbage to get married at the bowling alley on league night? My boyfriend’s mom and her husband tied knot before their league starts since all their friends were already there and their teammate is ordained.

Ya Motha

$10 board member. HAVE had one read BUT this is good I promise. My mom taught the guy who delivered her beer how to read 🤣

LaxCoach72

$10 homie, two read... son of the disco king of fort lauderdale AYG if you and your college roommate found a disposable camera in a golf cart in the early 90s. We turned it in to the cart boys. Then when we got drunk later, we both figured out that we each snuck in the woods and took pictures of our dicks.

Reluctant Hugger

Never had one read. AYG if you grew up in a second hand habitat for humanity house that was designed to be wheelchair accessible (great showers) even though no one in the family is handicapped?

HarryPooperTheStrongSilentWipe

10$ homie never had one read. Is it more garbage to accept or deny a swig of a homeless fella’s liquor? Further context, this was about 10 years ago.. my friends and I were at a small concert venue in Atlanta heading out back to the dumpster to hit a little tootski, and a homeless fella walks up to us (he’s singing and dancing while doing so) and asks if we want to see a magic trick. We all said “sure” as he then tells us he will make some liquor disappear and turns up his bottle of Jim Beam. We were all crying laughing. The gentleman then turns to me and asks if I wanted to do a magic trick too. I felt like it would be impolite to deny him the opportunity to share his precious JB, so I took a swig and thanked the man. The feelings after were a unique mix of pride and shame still unmatched to this day.

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use my dirty clothes as a bath mat when I shower?

Upper Decker

Long time homie NHOR Is it garbage to light a burnie on the stove stop?

Philthy

Nhor... when making a sandwhich is it garbage to spread your mayo with the lunch meat/cheese instead of a knife?

Minimum Payment Patti

10 dollar homie. Not a question, just a fun garbage story. My Aunt June, who had COPD blew the side of her house clean off smoking heaters in bed on an oxygen tank. She got away with just a handful of non life threatening burns. House was almost a total loss.

Dick Tricklin’

$10 BugGPT subscriber. You ever leave the foil on the inside of your cig pack, so if someone asks you for one they can’t see how many you have left.

BugmanBerghie

Never had one read, Am I garbage if after hitting my 6 yr old daughter with a dad joke I follow it with a "WHAT!? Nuttin on that??" A la Hank Foley? Love ya guys ♥️♥️

AnkleClanker44

- Is it garbage if my soccer coach made me run extra laps at practice for being late (my mom was the coach and drove us there.)

Tom

first time, long time. is it garbage to swim in regular mesh shorts?

BennyWalrus

Dime bag homie here, NHOR Is it garbage to have a work vape and an evening vape 💨

Chris

$10 board member AYG of you have an above ground pool in your front yard.

Hefty Lefty

Is it garbage to milk your doctors orders for light duty at work for a couple extra weeks?

Dylan

$10 Bugman Travel Fund Investor NH1R Is it garbage to still consider going to a pumpkin patch by yourself cause your gf broke up with you the same week you were planning on going?

Foley's Hairstylist

$10 ho ho homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have scary Halloween decorations? My neighbor has a bloody body bag hanging from his tree

Zaptavis

wtf is a bad a baiting 😂 love from tennessee

18WheelMafia

10$ truck driver, never had one read, is it garage to shout out a restaurant that closed, there was a burger spot (Elaines Cafe) closed due to the owner retiring, to this day there hasn't been a burger and fries to beat them and I always bring it up.

Cooper

$10 homie here never had one read. Is it garbage if growing up you went Corning. Pittsburgh area tradition where you throw shucked corn at houses. Parents would drop us off outside of cornfields, fill up some backpacks then go home and shuck the ears. We would cut the tops off of wiffle ball bats to really launch the corn. Didn’t cause property damage and was always a good time. Love youse

Foley’s Accountability

LTFT Whats the sketchiest thing you have used to prop open your car hood? Growing up my brother rolled around with a 2x2 under the hood that he would use for maintenance or topping off the radiator at a gas station.

Rusty

I have an opinion about Burger King. The food can carry them through, their commercials STINK. Stop talking about their food like it’s actual food and start paying attention to how lame their advertising is. They need to start making up characters, doing funny things. Be a true alternative to McDonald’s. YOU can do something about it big man. With entertainment

BaddieFoley

Fly painted on a urinal?

Foley Days

Can yall actually dress up for Halloween this year? Wild the shows been around 6 years and never had fun with Halloween

Dirt Baghdad

$10 parishioner, NHOR. Do youse have a medical remedy that’s unique to your family? Mine is using mayonnaise on sunburn. Specifically Duke’s!

HoagieSlayer69

$10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage to hand out other stuff besides candy for trick or treat? I took my daughter out for her first trick or treat last year and a house on my street handed out kazoos instead of candy… Loudest Halloween of all time

Bowling Average = Credit Score

$10 minimum balance due homey here. A bit of a story: is it garbage if wifey's dad used to borrow his friend's work van when his car needed work. This thing had 2 seats only (driver and passenger); nothing but empty cargo space in the back. Dad would take the driver's seat (obviously) and the older daughter got the passenger seat. My wife would get sat in a loose lawn chair in the back, sliding on turns and falling over if he had to brake quickly. When Dad would hear her tumbling around like a a coin in an empty coffee can, he'd yell "hang on!".

Matty munch

Apologies for my Irish English it translates to bad beating haahahah

Stays on the toilet

$10 Tuddy group therapy member AYG if you get a warning for speeding in a work zone from a flock camera in a company vehicle

Jared Ungarten

$10 2x sweater with no shirt underneath here. is it garbage if you find your mom going through your wallet for cash to buy cigarettes cause she's jammed up? I was like 10 years old.

Matty munch

She was convinced her dog was regrowing his balls back after a neutering and and has ran over two people she worked with due to night blindness, hell of a woman

Big Zaddy

$10 homie never had one read, AYG if your first beer was at 12 years old at a college tailgate after telling your godfather “I’m thirsty” and he handed me an unopened coors light? PS. same uncle who recently gave me a 300mg gummy at a tailgate for the same college and said “take this 30min before kickoff and you’ll be able to hear the quarterback from the nosebleeds” Uncle Eddy, hitting as hard now as he did 20 years ago.

Tuddy’s Call Service L.L.C

Been mooching off hubs Patreon. Now I’m a $10 homie myself Ayg if you use an ice cube tray as a daily pill organizer because you’re too cheap to spend the $4 on a real one

MrUranaus2005

Long time Homie, had a couple two tree read, is it garbage to take home left overs from a work lunch?

Cory hardesty

Not a question, but I just encountered something a little weird. Have you ever seen a water fountain with the spout on the left side?

Marco Rodriguez

$10 Amex enabler Is it garbage if you're friends love talking to the bartender or any girl that is waitstaff at a bar/restaurant?

Marvin Botello

Which acclaim show gave trashy dirtbags a “personality” ? The Sopranos or The Wire. Every guy who watched those shows acted like their in the mob or a drug dealer/gangster

Marco Rodriguez

$10 homie It is garbage if you go to Jewel-Osco to use the Coinstar but you have to wait 20min in line because there's 3 people ahead of you.

Shitstain McGee

$10 Masshole Went to a podiatrist (family friend) for a broken toe but was treated for “da gout”.

Marco Rodriguez

Foley was like 39 when that came out, probably busy trying to just stay afloat LOL

H-town Big Brown!

$10 CONTRIBUTION TO FOLEYS FUCK UPS- NHOR Is it garbage to ask the operating room staff if they took a “pre-game dump” before your surgery?

Lloyd Braun

$10 NHOR AYG if when you go through the checkout line you take out one item and say "I have 3 or 4 of this" instead of putting them all on the thing? Frees up space on the belt or counter but some cashiers don't like it.

Mr. Bevilaqua

10 buck chuck, couple been read Is it garbage to respond to "I love you" with "I got love for you"?

Bobby Partida

$10 chicken sandwich secret keeper. NHOR Is it garbage to get your sister’s name tattooed on you because other men didn’t? (Not me, but came up at work)

Luke's biggest fan

$10 homie, never had one read Is it garbage to eat lemons as a snack?

Zaptavis

all good brother !!

Ligmaballs

Are you garbage if you let your wife do most of the driving on a road trip?

Ligmaballs

Is it garbage to toast your bread and add butter, sugar and cinnamon and call it cinnamon toast

welp yelp

$10 baller, first time caller. Is it garbage if you work from home but only have one working outlet so you have to switch between charging your work computer, your weed vape, and your glucose monitor?

Alright Let's See Here

Youse ever take a nap on the floor? It's a technique I inherited from my dad because "you don't wanna get too comfortable".

Juicy Jonny

NHOR, Is it garbage to have your baby gender reveal done by the waitress at Cracker Barrel? Wife wanted it be a surprise for us and suggested we just let the waitress at cracker barrel ready the gender to us while we had our pancakes and biscuits.

Ligmaballs

Is it garbage if you get round housed by your girl who was a marine on the side of 76

Diet Coke Ashtray

Never had one read Kinda a long one here but this is obviously garbage How garbage is it if your dad got caught buying crack with you in the car as a toddler cause he said he went to return a vhs tape to blockbuster and stopped to get fries, but there were no fries on the floor of the car leading my mom to reach in his pocket and find the crack Bonus garbage: my father in law’s full first name is ricky, its not short for anything.

Ligmaballs

Is it garbage to wait for your grandmother to grease you up for holidays / birthdays to pay rent?

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 late fee, had a few read... Is it garbage to make a soda float with a diet version of the soda? Like a Diet Coke float?

New Money Thousandaire

3 year bozo just turned $10 homie. First time on the Patreon, happy to be here 🫡 Is it garbage if you still use a hanky to blow your nose? My dad has had a “car hanky” that sits on the front passenger floor of every car he’s had since I was a kid. The mans got sinus issues and can’t be bothered to buy Kleenex.

Rhoward78

10$ homie, first time long time, never had one read Is it garbage if your family used the third option for what to call ground beef or hamburger meat? TACO MEAT. Love youse, from the two goobers at the first show in Dallas at the house of blues (2024), got picked as first question, my girlfriend was the Arkansas trash that had the brother in the same grade that was NOT a twin.

@ReeceySnaps

£10 British aristocrat, never had one read. Is it trash to get deported from your wife’s country? I’m English she’s Polish. Moved there after a few years of dating, started teaching English there. Ended up popping a homeless guy in the mouth as he wouldn’t leave me alone after a day of school at 11pm. Walked to the tram, and was arrested, detained and deported after being held for almost four weeks. We are married now and living in the UK innnitttt after paying out a mound of gee.

Foley's padawan

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage is it garbage if i only have 1 running sink in my house?

Mij Universe

$10 homie, NHOR, Is it garbage to keep a bike pump in the whip to fill my tire with a slow leak every few days? I’ve got the $20 to get it fixed, but who’s got the time for that??

Firemen Studios

Never had one read and at this point never will KIPPY PLEASE are you garbage if you bought a 99 dollar dining table from Amazon and after putting it together left the numbered stickers on each of the parts of the table after assembly. I’m talkin there’s a big fat 2 on the side of one of the table legs just out on display for everyone to see. Also are you garbage if you had to transfer .34 cents to your account to break 99 even to purchase the table. Love youse foley fuckin love you big dawg

Yass

$20,000 Bug man contributer Is it garbage to steal toilet paper from clients homes because I used all of mine to TP my buddies house?

Ryanstone Cowboy, MBA

Is it garbage that on National Boss Day, you found out you got one of your employees pregnant?

TerrenceYaki

$10 Rookie Debut Is it garbage if your parents used to rub unlit Marb Reds on your bee stings because “tobacco takes the sting away. It’s medicinal!”

Blue Iris

I’m making a formal request for an interview with Nana Lilly.

will larkin

Have you or anyone you know said “hitting the water at that speed is like hitting concrete!”

Uncle Jesse

Definitely an android of some sort

I’m FreeUse, guy.

10$ dirtbag here. How dangerous did your childhood games get? My brothers and I would play Glassball… it was just baseball with glass bottles. We wore a grinding mask and played all the time. We also liked throwing things into the high tension power lines behind the house. It made a great sound. Love youse guys

Marco Rodriguez

ELLO MATE - are they big in Ireland? They were just saying how it's a very American show but I think Ireland would really like the boys. England too but there's more hoity toity people there.

FingerLickinGewd

Never Had One Read. Have you ever helped a friend/family member out to get a job by doing the drug test for them? Met my cousin at a YMCA one time to piss in a pill bottle so he could get a job on a Turkey farm.

Michael Cook

No question here, just wanted to mention that i was at the Appleton WI. 6:00 Saturday show. My wife and I had a great time and the Q&A portion at the end was crazy. Ohhh Delilah.

Matty munch

Ahahahah definitely a lot of garbage on the uk and Ireland we’d probably call them scum or chavs but ya England only has a very small population of posh people ahahah

Roody

Class. Trashy is using your hand to cup water into your mouth.

Jon Reynolds

Jonny5000 second time, long time Is it garbage if I ordered milk with dinner at Pizza Hut when I went there with the family all the way up until I was 16?

Black dude hung like an Asian call me Li Roi

$10 union member, NHOR. Is it garbage to continue to use something that’s broken even though you have the money to replace it? For example, the latch on my electric razor is broken so I have to make sure it’s pressed against my face or my finger is on it so that the hair shavings don’t fall out

This, That, The Other thing

Is it garbage to yell out “PARKOUR” if you happen to trip and fall to make it look intentional?

Bing

Have you ever reused flossers?

Definitely NOT a Cop

$10 Varsity Athlete here NHOR. Is it garbage that I got my own refill at a diner? Went to my local small town diner during the late breakfast hour. They're down workers and the waitress was helping with kitchen prep after dropping off our food. Rather than trying to get her attention for a refill on DC, I went to the dispenser (which isn't behind the counter its in the dining area) and got myself a refill. Wife says it's trashy, I say it's keeping a hard working woman doing the Lord's work instead of dealing with me. Still tipped 25% by the way.

Jake the Snake

$10 Kippy Sympathizer, NHOR Is it garbage to spray paint your dying bushes green instead of ripping them out of the ground?

BigManConsulting

$20 Boston Bozo (already bought my tix for the boys, how ya doin'?). NHOR. Is it garbage if your parents bought your 12 year old little sister a golf cart to play house with, but you and your buddies would steal it to go off-roading through the woods? Follow-up question: Is it even more garbage if you lived on a golf course and bought a golf cart but nobody in the family actually played golf?

Joshy D

10 dollar homie- is it garbage to go to a concert or sporting event and eat dinner at the event? I’ve went to a hockey game and used it as an excuse to eat a few glizzys and a soft pretzy for dinner. Love youse

Wolfy

15$ Canadian garbage had one read on my first attempt, take that everyone! Is it garbage, in high school I got into a fight during lunch, and the class after lunch, me and the guy I fought had the same French class

Dick Lovers Pizza.

10$ Trash Bag Is it trash to use an out of service restroom. I think it's all bullshit. Those employees need to use the restroom too!

Firdetta

$10 homie never had one read - is it garbage to keep your alcoholic beverages in the vegetable drawer in your fridge?

Big Dee

$10 Homie mever had one read In 5th grade, our school took us on a field trip to the local police station. Part of the tour included walking us through their active indoor firing range. Naturally, while the cops weren't looking, me and the homies saw live rounds and pocketed them, and strolled right out the front door. ​Later that day at school, I was acting like a total hotshot showing off my stolen live bullet to everyone at recess when my teacher walked up and caught me. Also one of my idiot buddies took his stolen bullet home, put it on his driveway, and tried to detonate it by smashing it with a hammer. His parents caught him mid-swing, the cops got involved and the whole field trip ring busted wide open. This was 1998 ​So tell me, guys... is it Garbage to steal live ammunition directly from the police during an elementary school field trip, or were we just enterprising young men getting a head start on our second amendment rights?

Adam A in LA

Can you break a $20 , $10 member. You had any “As Seen On TV” products growing up?

BofaDeezNutz

Me love you long time homie here. I have had one to read. Is it garbage to get arrested and divorced at 70? My friends parents who were always so sweet, got into a physical altercation. The cops arrested her mom (first time offender) and now her dad has a broken nose and wants a divorce. Alcohol was definitely involved

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$10 on pump 3, never had one read. Youse ever know anyone who burned up the interior of their car with a cig? My dad thought he flicked a cig butt out the window while driving to the jobsite (pipefitters local 533 how ya dern), but apparently the wind pushed it back onto the rear floorboards. 15 minutes later "Hey Gary is that your '67 Buick Skylark on fire?" Whole interior was burnt to a crisp, but he fixed it up and made it the kids car for high school.

Timothy Meyer

10 dolla homie never had one read, when you get out of the shower do you ever dry your feet with a box fan before putting your socks and shoes on?

Throb Lowe

$20 found at the laundry homie, Is it garage to be in a funeral procession in a convertible with the top down

USS Overdraft

Long time $10 giftcard holder and never had one read. Is it Garbage to think its time for a new AYG intro video. Maybe something up at the burbs? Im taking production value, garage beers, and a glimpse of the new money life!

Ya Motha

Probably but that's what it is 🤣🤣🤣

Jesse

$10 Sheetz/Pittsburgh homie - on a scale from 2 to 3, how garbage are those "Rest in Peace" rear windshield decals that usually have antlers or something around them, saying "RIP Bimmy Jimmerson", and you know it was some pill head who fell out with his little baby carrot dick in his hand

Mike Roprocessas

$10 homie FTLT NHOR - are you garbage if your dad gets investigated by the FAA after totaling his prop plane just 1 week after renewing his insurance? my parents live in a rural community and my dad was gonna land at a buddy’s private airstrip when he overshot the landing and crashed into the side of a mountain and caused a 7 acre brush fire. raised some red flags with the alphabet police when he walked away from the crash unscathed but the plane was completely destroyed. investigated found no wrongdoing, insurance check cleared, still flying and crashing planes to this day. (his 3rd accident btw). https://scvnews.com/plane-crash-injures-2-sparks-brush-fire/

LooseMeatSammich

$10 Bosco pin user , NHOR Is it garbage to drink jaeger bombs in your late thirties?

Connor G

$10 Homie, first time submitting Is it garbage to be at a concert and turn down psychedelics from a friend and say, “no thanks, I’m sober tonight,” while actively smoking a joint and drinking a beer? It was a phish show by the way, and the amount I’ve seen is already garbage for sure

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

Big Ol Piece Of Trash 9000 checking in again! You ever find yourself just bleeding a lot? HEAR ME OUT. You routinely attack hangnails and didn't calculate the pull quite right, you scratch your head and really get after a zit you found trying to hide in the follicles, you botched a floss job, you scratched a mosquito bite to the red meat...Im not saying its total trash, but being a daily bleeder is definitely not classy.

Joe Barrs barber

$10 shrimp or chicken. Youse ever have to ask another grown adult to show ID for a pack of cigs? Forgot my wallet had a dub on me and got carded. I’m 33.

Fitzmagic

First time long time NHOR is it garbage to have the previous owner of your house's dog still buried in your back yard? Theres a rock with his name written on it, but i already removed the small religious statue next to that. I want to plant bushes and put a fence up but im too scared and feel too guilty to do anything else. Shout out Archie RIP all dogs go to heaven. Love yous.

Abe

AYG if you regularly butt fart and barefoot croc fart almost in harmony

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

Thursday. Story Warz. 1 Old Fashioned for each half.

Crunt frucker

10$ homie. You know anyone who’s really good at beatboxing? I can see kippy getting into that shit.

ObiWagwanJahBlowMe

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if the first time you bring your white suburban girlfriend home to meet your immigrant family at a dinner party, your dad walks into the kitchen carrying an entire goat leg, tries to hug her while he’s still holding it, and then leads us out to the closed garage where all my uncles are smoking Black & Milds and butchering the rest of the goat? Looked like we just walked into a VC base camp.

DustyDisc

$10, 28 year old homie- NHOR- Is it garbage to play disc golf? P.s all my accomplishments & awards have come from this sport

Fucks capacitor

$10 union member NHOR ever heard of steel toes on a ten speed? Co worker of mine got popped on a ‘Dewey’ and had to take his 13 yr old son’s mountain bike to the job site every day for a month. Nothing says jammed up like a hard hat on a huffy.

BIG TONY

Is it garbage to get excited to find a good stick? Not in an autistic way, but in a "knight in shining armor" way

Bob Barrs Gym trainer/hair stylist

$10 OSHA violator here, had one read. I’m just a greedy bastard. Are you garbage if your elementary school bus stop was your local pioneer family cemetery? 7 AM in the morning you could see 10 year-old dirtbag sitting there talking to headstones. They were my only friends for a couple years….. Also, quick shout out, went on a Disney cruise last month and got to experience my first Wawa. (Blew my tits back) also saw a hot broad take her shoes off and paint her toes on the plane, wild work. Love youse, and call your mother Henry.

George Johnson

Hello Lads, had one read but bringing some 'Rubbish' from across the pond. Is it Garbage to check in other people's fridges, to see what you can ask for later if they don't provide enough food.

Boyd Jones

Pittsburgh guy here. Are you garbage if you’ll get into a legitimate argument over Sheetz versus Wawa, but you’ve never actually been to the other one?

Meltedpocketchocolate

$10 trash bag here, NHOR! Is it trash if when you were a kid, you’d write reports for school on an old typewriter because your family couldn’t afford the desktop computer AND a printer?

Kevin

$10 homie. NHOT: why are we using the Kennedys as the barometer of class? They've killed 4 chicks...that we know of. Or should my family be working to up our body count?

Lou Sasol

Is it garbage to bring a Happy Birthday Jesus cake to Christmas? My catholic grandmother died never speaking to those people again

Cody

$10 Wilkes-Barre transplant NHOR Are you garbage if you stumble across a song that’s about your local trashy gas station chain from your hometown Reno, Nv…. It’s a country banger. Shout out to Rainbow Market by Owen Davis😂

HULK

$10 LI trash here Is it garbage that kid rock kicked me and my cousin off a ping pong table at an all inclusive resort in Mexico because he wanted to play. I was 8-9 at the time and my dad tried to fight him before he realized it was kid rock. Turned out to be a nice guy and took pictures with us

C

$5 trash NHOR. Is it garbage to use cardboard as curtains? I recently moved to a new apartment and it is BRIGHT in the morning, I had some cardboard boxes laying around so I cut them up and taped them over the window. Somehow managed to get a girl back there the other day and youse should have seen the look on her face when she saw them… needless to say I didn’t close to deal but at least my room is dark. Love you guys

DeFelony Foley

$10 homie here, never had one read! Is it garbage if you turn off your debit card every week because you can’t remember when your subscriptions come out, and you need that last $60 for a bag and gas for the week? P.S. Every time I turn it back on at checkout, it’s a race between me and Netflix. I know they’re waiting in the bushes for that card to go live. 😂

spaceman_spliff

Aul boy here ... I remember back in the day had me a Nokia 6820 - one a dem sideways jawns - an you couldn't tell me sh!t ya heard ... !give it a goog!

Dave-o

Youse ever trick-or-treated in an apartment building? My friend’s dad snuck the two of us into a random apartment building in Queens one year because he was hoping to walk less and get done quicker. Literally no one opened their doors. Tough look.

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 hoagie, never had one read. Is it garbage to eat a whole pizza over the pan it’s served in? I’m the only one eating it.

AC

New 10$ trashgag. Is it garbage that a couple jr high dirtbags would cut, swap and reseal the used discounted tapes for new desired VHS tapes at our local Videoland while hiding behind the laserdisc display? Such titles included Jenny McCarthy’s playboy video, Showgirls and Nirvana Live Tonight. circa 96-97

Austin K

$10 homie and NHOR. Is it garbage to call lo mein Chinese spaghetti? Sitting at disney and heard a delco accent yell "oh youse know, its that Chinese spaghetti"

Dylan L

$5 newly promoted to $10 homie. More so question to the both of youz. Have you ever considered flying separate in the event of a plane crash so that show can continue with only one surviving leader? Similar to what the President and VP do as well as the royal family. And if so, how would you split up the crew to decide who travels with kippy or foley? The people need to know how to continue on

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 kippy relief fund NHOR Is it garbage to have a longhorn mount on your vehicle?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 fella NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it cold immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

Aunt Tuddy's Tuba Lube

10 gallon blood donar, NHOR...AYG if you leave your blinds wide open at night, or AYG if you look into other people's? For context: Walking my dogs in my neighborhood at night, people leave them shits wiiiide open, and I wanna take a little gander from the street as I'm passing by. My girl says I'm trash, I say if they cared they would've closed 'em.

Evan

Have you ever ridden in or owned an El Camino? Ps I had three at once, only one ran; all parked out front the house

Chance223

I prefer to call it a wizz quiz

Chance223

10 dollar homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you have shower beers? Yes beers plural

Yo Mama

Is it garbage that I don’t drive in my thirties and every time a conversation about gas prices comes up I just wing it? “Oh wow, $5. That’s crazy sheryl.” 🤷‍♀️

Chair Force Ranger

Bozo since day one, $10 homie since September. NHOR. Is it garbage if you intentionally destroy your old appliances or furniture before you set them on the curb before trash day? When I first met my wife, she was throwing away an old vacuum. Before she took it out to the curb she took a knife and cut the plug off the end of the power cable and said “ain’t nobody taking that.”

New Money Thousandaire

Fridge is wild. I always thought the designated second-use cup storage was next to the sink

Foley’sCoffeeTablePieces

10 donator to the recovery of Hurricane Foley. Is it garbage to cut your nails over the toilet then flush them away?

Cousin Vinny

$10 Chicken Parmer here who may or may NOT have had one read… Youse ever had a pornstar recommended to you by an uncle?

Nick O’Teen

New 10 dolla homie! Much love is it garbage if your biological dad was sober long enough to get a CDL then 6 months in, relapsed and crashed into 12 parked cars drove off and hit 5 more 😂😂 (nobody was hurt)

ASandwich

When I drink out of a 2L I started telling people it's a normal size bottle, it just looks bigger because of forced perspective.

Birdshit

Is it garbage to flex in the family group chat by sending pics of your view at the ballet? My mom told me to seat jump.

CupCheckChuck

FTLT , never had one . Is it garage I considered buying metal dog bowls for mixing ingredients, like to mix my eggs in a small metal bowl like chif

Buinby

Not a question but I was out at a restaurant the other day and a buddy of mine bit his finger nails at then proceeded to use one as a toothpick

Cody Bourque

$10 seed investor still waiting on dividends- IS IT GARBAGE IF you filmed an audition tape for your family to be on Extreme Home Makeover?

Joey Pepitone, Tree RBIs

Is it garbage to have an Off-Grid cabin in Montana for when the shit really goes down.

AmexDebtCollections

$10 homie, have had one read but who’s counting Yinz ever wash down your heartburn medicine with a beer?

Montgomery County Boy, No Delco Bozo

First time long time, never had one read. Is it garbage if your first concert was Legends in Concert at the Showboat in AC? I was 9 years old. Bonus points if the tickets were comped because your mom is a slot queen.

This One’s Just Funny

Used to do this with pretzel sticks. Bite the end off to look like its burning and slowly bite more off as I “smoked”

Joe

Listener since the beginning, never had one read: Is it garbage to need the Heimlich maneuver twice as an adult? I'm a 31 year old military officer that's 6-2, 220 pounds whose life was saved a few weeks ago for the second time of my adult life by my little Italian mom after I almost blacked out choking on her chicken Francese. This happened within 10 minutes of arriving at her house. Both her and my girlfriend cried after I nearly died, while I of course finished my meal afterward.

Hengis Khan

$10 Bestower - Is it garbage if your dad reheated leftovers on the radiator instead of the oven or toaster. Old man would throw a few slices of pizza in tinfoil or tuperwear of spaghetti and meatballs on the radiator first thing in the morning. Warned up by noon. This was a standard weekend practice in the winter months. PS tell bug man to get back on Instagram I am sending him AI videos of famous people and their meals. Love ya’s

Ray Greeko

Looooong time Listener, viewer, live show attendee, ($10 dirtbag) only have ever had 1 read, Is it Garbage if there’s a detour routed down your street due to bridgework, so they install a digital MPH reader right infront of your house, so naturally you test your MPH’s? I’m talking fast balls, full speed running, but the best of all, yelling at every car going over the speed limit “SLOW DOWN!”

CaptainLos

$10 beautiful boy here NHOR Are you garbage if you let your shitty car get repoed instead of getting it repaired but you park overnight at a mall so it gets towed by then so now the car loan people gotta fight with Joe’s tow yard to get it back. Suck it Carvana

Knockoff_Bagel_Bites

$10 homie have had two read Is it garbage to put your jacket on the passenger seat and turn on the seat heater so you can drive in your tshirt and it's toasty when you get out of the truck

Mason

£8.50 English investor, innit. Never had one read, have to change my payment method every month. Are you garbage if your friend makes you an usher at his wedding and as a gift he gives you and the other groomsmen a small piece of gold because 'he wanted to buy you a all a gram on his wedding day'. Nose-beers!

Hung like a Walrus

$10 bozo/friend of the show. NHOR. Is it garbage to use Crisco instead of tanning lotion/oil. My buddy’s dad’s girlfriend would often lay out naked in the backyard and cover herself with crisco to tan. Said she felt like she was COOOKIIIIN! Love youse!

Meatball150

10 dollar homie, had two read... AYG if you "clean the house" by moving stuff into a back bedroom then shutting the door before guests arrive? Growing up my parents would end up stashing a ton of stuff either upstairs or in the basement, then deputize my sister and I to make sure the guests didn't go into those areas. We were like East German police, following around adults to make sure they didn't go snooping and reveal how messy my family in fact was.

Meatball150

In my industry, if you break something expensive enough, you have to go "piss and bleed" (urinalysis and blood test)

Meatball150

Like cement or SEE-ment...

Whaaaatmuuuurddderrrrs

My $10 is to be put towards the big man’s tab. Definitely have had one read… Ayg if you found out you and your (future) wife have the same birthday because you were arrested together and the cops thought your were fucking with them? Give the big man a break Kippy, he’s going through it! Love youse! Ps bring your ass back to Charlotte!

Tuddysfalseknee

$10 skell bag neva had one read is it garbage if you didn’t know drinking and driving was illegal until you were in drivers Ed at age 16. I have heard of drunk driving but thought drinking a beer while driving was fine as long as you weren’t drunk…Back story my dad was a blue collar NYC iron worker who I never saw without a beer in hand for my entire childhood. He would drink beers everytime he drove me somewhere as a kid and I just thought it was standard practice. I even tried to argue with the drivers ed instructor that drinking while driving was fine as long as you weren’t drunk. Love yous!!

Nick Faiazza

$16 Canadian homie, havent had one read yet. Is it garbage to mix Coca Cola & Canada Dry because you find Coke to have too much sugar.

Connor

$10 homie here, NHOR. Is it garbage to refer to your car as your “vehicle”?

Jerry Attric

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if your toilet paper holder is just the corner of your bathroom counter?

Biscuits and Grady

$10 longtime homie never had one read, have you ever triple team drove a car? Driver leans the seat all the way back and runs the pedals, passenger steers, buddy in the back runs the stick shift!

Trash Level 9000

$10 Wyoming middle class (absolute trash anywhere else) Is it garbage to automatically say you got something on sale when someone compliments that item? To hide that you paid what everyone else paid. As if you’re better than everyone?

Fix’n to Bunt

$10 Trash Man, had one read. How many times can you "put air" in the tires before you need to get the slow leak fixed? I have a standing weekly reservation at the local gas station air pump.

Joy!

Is it garbage to ask for the wifi in any place you go

Leftomatic

I got an ider for a patron Halloween epi. Scary movies that gave Yous nightmares. Replay the scariest scenes from the scariest movie’s and react to them. Mines is Freddy Kruger on an old school 10 speed bicycle.

Big Dee

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad used to clear out the living room coffee table, put tube socks on your and your little brother's hands as boxing gloves and make you fight each other while he and his buddies drank beers and watched and took bets on who would cry first.

Gavin H

$10 dollar (buy now pay later) homie NHOR Is it garbage to wear a white T-shirt underneath your dress shirt to court? Iykyk

JohnPaul

10$ homie for longer then Luke worked there AND STILL HAVNT HAD A GODDAMNED ONE READ. Did your parents have catch-phrases for your bad behavior? My mom would constantly yell “YOURE UP TO THE ELBOW!” Meaning “you bite the hand that feeds you so far, your up to my elbow” or something, who knows what she was bitching about

Fix’n to Bunt

Unless you are pushing triple digits in age, full trash

Thick Nick

$10 homie NHOR , have you ever found a tick on yourself

Thick Nick

$10 home NHOR do you pickup the dog shit before you mow the lawn or just mow right over it

Henry’s Coffee Table

$10 homie, NHOR, is it garage if other people can see both sides of your head through your glasses because your prescription is so goddamn strong?

Foleys popped yoga ball

Love you big man but looking at the beer battered bully for this one, is it garbage if every time you park your wife points out a spot closer you could’ve gone

Thick Nick

$10 homie NHOR , does all the cutlery in your drawer match?

Dr. Forrester

$10 Hoagie NHOR Is it garbage if you only know your landlord by his nickname? Been calling this guy Lucky for 3 straight years.

Trouser manicotti

Never had one read, loooong time homie. Is it garbage to not know the word adventurous?

Crookshanks

$10 Bloody Woods Fan Club President, NHOR; Is it garbage to leave shrapnel and debris other than food in dirty dishes left on the counter/in the sink before they’re washed? My (single) mom has been known to leave used tissues, contact lenses, feet of dental floss, bones, etc in the dishes she leaves out after dinner. Then, four days later, the dish washer is jammed up full of bloody dental floss and Covid tissues

Samurai-Jack

$10 investor NHOR. Is it garbage to take a goodwill tag and put it on a different item you don’t use anymore and return it for store credit? NHOR P.S. I purchased a tag gun and it paid for itself on the first return.

Taylor Notso Swift

Why are fajitas the trashiest food at a Mexican restaurant but people think they’re the classiest?

Kippy's Pool Guy

$10 homie never had one read. You ever walk around in public with an open can of soda? Went to a mall, got lunch, the place only had canned soda. I was walking around Macy's sipping on a can of Coca Cola. Felt like a bad look.

Tuddy’s Favorite Godson

$10 Homie, never had one read. As an uncle/grown man, is it garbage if you’re low-key jealous of your niece or nephews’ belongings? Those little bastards have PS5s, VR sets and toys that I’d kill for back in the day (and currently). I can only assume I’m the epitome of “unc”.

Alex

Bugman feelings tonight!

Alex

Will you chase down the garbage man if you happen to be up, or do you just stare at them thru the blinds? Drunk and in the dark

Alex

Typing in AYG and coming up AUG into the the YouTube search bar, getting small arm machine guns

Alex

Do you guys number eps?

Alex

By the way, Red Gatorade is the life blood, Yellow, then orange

Alex

Dangerous Toys

Alex

Burger King and Pepsi are in the air

Bathroom Blizzard

$10 Homie, is it garbage to wear jeans out of the dryer with the pockets still damp. Was in a hurry and didn’t have time to let them finish drying.

Downtoparty

looong time $10 homie NHOR Is it garbage if you went around the world to numerous countries (in the marines) and still don’t have a passport? (You don’t need a passport for military travel if you have official orders)

Bug Mans Ringcam Heater

16 CAD suit here NHOR: Are ya garbage if you lie to customers saying you don’t take American dollars and then try to buy it off them at a 1:1 ratio…… mans gotta eat

Joe Gibson

OG hommie never had one read. AYG if you have your friend get out of the car at a traffic light and press the cross walk because you know it’s a long light that changes faster with it!

Colin M

How often are you ripping a snot rocket? I’m a 3-4 a week guy.

Cameron Clark

£10 embezzlement spectator - is it garbage if you measure your weight gain on how much tooth paste ends up on your belly

All The Toast

$10 grubber, Ever eat yourself out of breath?

Ricky Fartin

Is it garbage if your uncle is an Elvis impersonator? At his own wedding he did a 10 song set…

Alex tt

Is it garbage to take a piece of carpet into the woods in case you need to wipe

Jay Kob

$10 homes Is it garbage to have to fly for a family emergency but you book a later flight to get the miles?

Kippy’s Fantasy Island

$10 homie here. New to the Patreon, been listening for years.Is it garbage to drink a crisp bottle of cheap white wine out of a brown paper bag before you go “out?” For context I worked on a train in Alaska, and this was always my pre-game move when we got into town early. Crisp bottle of Pinot Grig on the picnic table, then out with with the crew to smoke weed in a dried out riverbed.

Kippy’s Fantasy Island

For context I used to work on a train in Alaska and this was my go-to move when we

Aaron Gerard

$5 dawg… sorry im broke. Is it garbage to hip thrust holding a shadow ass while screaming “and I’ll keep fucking her” repeated after getting in a vocal altercation with the husband/ex husband of your 10 years older baby mommas 😬 at the bar with an audience.

Bourbon down the house

20 dollar member of team knife owner kippy, never been read. Thoughts on the cell phone holster? You can open carry a gun where I live, and I find it keeps people on their toes. Edit: you mentioned kid rock on the pod….please get him on

Gorp Corp

How can I submit a question for the Tacoma show?

Dude that looks like a prick

Never had one, read. $10, homie. I was making penne pasta for chicken vodka sauce, but I didn’t have enough penne, so I mixed in about 25% small elbow noodles. Is that garbage?

Joey P

New $10 Hommie NHOR 2 parter- Is it garbage that your Dad was the assistant Schwann man? He would bring home boxes of Popsicles which was great, but they were so freezer burnt we'd have to run them under HOT water before we could eat em. Which brings me to my second question, is it garbage to put every Popsicle you eat to this day under hot water before ever taking a bite? Love you guys to death..RIP Schwann's Company.

The lil bag in foley’s left sock

$10 silent investor, had 2 read, howyadoin. Youse ever shit your pants at work? Bonus points if it’s on a quarterly basis. Just did it for the second time this year after some meatballs.

Chris G

be at the Tacoma show. they put the email up during the pre-show. (at least this was the system a few years ago. can't see it being any different)

Chris G

Never had one read. your dad ever say "I'm in the business of doing business". He's successful but it wreaks of trash.

Foley’s fitted sheet hobby

$20 little baby kip karate instructor NHOR Is it garbage to be referred to as the walmart people in your immediate friend group. The family loves to shop at garbage

Gorp Corp

Already have tickets but it’s my first comedy show and first time seeing the boys.

Tissues DO smell

Ten dollar chicken sandwich, never had one read. Is it garbage to take money out of your sons piggy bank to give him money from the tooth fairy? My son lost his tooth at bed time and I had no cash on me! I haven’t paid him back yet…

Jason

10 dollar trash is it garbage if everytime you go golfing with your dad and uncles there are just random little cigarettes on the ground everywhere bc that's where they go when they swing.

BugMan’s Accountability Partner

$10 Investor, Homie since 2022. NHOR. Is it garbage to rent a U-Haul to ride around in for a couple a days? All the local rental car places are out of cars and your boys ride is in the shop #jammedup

Dirk Diggler

10$ homie here - never had one read…Is it garbage to consume something at a grocery store before you paid for it while still on premises?

Releasethecrackhead

Is it garbage to refer to the female elders of the family as “Big” people called my grandma Big Mary as she was the matriarch

Trop50

Resident Bear Bozo here. I think our odds are better with a bear, not necessarily in hand to hand combat, but they are pretty dog like, actually more like big raccoons. I live Asheville NC and frequently wig quarters at them while they're face down ass up rummaging through my dumpster. You'ze ever shared a jobsite with black bear? Come to Asheville

Jacob Olive

$10 NC trash, never had one read. Is it garbage to pick up the vacuum and use it on the couch like the floor instead of using the attachments? Who even knows what they are for

Dr. Chalupacabra

$10 Sausage-King of Chicago here, is it garbage when I pass a big rig in traffic, I’m always checking the clearance under it to see if I could pull off that move Vin Diesel did in Fast and Furious where he drove a car under a truck?

K-Doug

First time long time Texas Trash here… is it garbage to ride to side jobs with my electrician father in a folding chair bungie corded to the floorboard of his old work van. Side note: I was about 6 years old at the time, pulling wire, and when asked if the power was off by his “customers”, he responded, “he’ll only touch it once.”

Nick

$10 homie NHOR. AYG if you leave part of food item “for later”. My dad one time left 1/3 of just one poptart in the box, I was not happy and bring it up regularly in front of company

Scotty B

Every time Foley talks about his favorite song title, he gets the title wrong. The Miles Davis one.

Jay LeBlanc

Is it garbage to bring two wheel chairs for you and your homie to sit front row at PARX casino December show?

T_Mags

$10 Lumina Lover, NH1R. Is it garbage to walk around with a large mirror as a kid, holding it so it feels like you’re walking on the ceiling? Summer break, no toys, no money, and only 2 DVDs. We had to get creative!

Kyile F

10 dollar dirt bag here truly never had one read. What’s the longest you have gone without getting a car inspection I’m 31 driving since I’m 16 and I have never had a car state inspection I either would risk the ticket or get lick and sticks

Corey Treverson

10$ shareholder here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you DoorDash/uber eats meals from 2 different places at once? Sometimes u want pizza and Chinese lol.

Foleys “xl” shirt

10 bug man fan never had one read Is it garbage to call dwis driving awards? Got a friend who has 3 and when we make fun of him he calls them driving awards. To make it worse they were technically all first offenses cause he got them in 3 different states.

Ivan Ivanovitch

I'd like to get an assessment from Foley specifically: Which amount of McD chicken nuggets becomes trashy? The line of the office cafeteria was too long, so I decided to go to uncle Ronald for some nuggies. I bought the biggest box available and returned to the kitchen to crush them in record time. My colleague on the other hand looked at me with some disgust when they saw the amount of nuggies I ate. So I ask you all, what amount is too much to eat in the office?

Christina

Is it garbage if your parents and neighbors placed the Franzia box wine on the bottom shelf so the kids could refill and run drinks? A little story: My neighbors were musicians and hippies and were known for throwing great house and back yard parties. This was the norm until age 10 when we moved out of the neighborhood. Sometimes I was on hors d'oeuvres duty (pigs in a blanket, pizza bites) but if I'm being honest the tray was half empty by the time it reached the guests. Typing this, I know this sounds like child labor lol but looking back, we thought we were so cool hanging with the grownups and listening to live music. Love you guys!

Christina

I was just about to write something similar for my AYG question!! I rode in my carpenter dad's work van and there was NEVER a place to sit. I was usually sitting on toolboxes, drill bit sets, and knees to chest because of the paint cans on the floor. The lumber was always the size of the van, touching the windshield, and I held on to it when he made turns. My dad thought the safety checked out because he was driving slow. lol

Dorian Twist

High risk investor, never had one read. Is it Garbage if your mom put a bathrobe on you when you were five years old. Then tied the rope from the bathrobe around your head, gave you your plastic sword you already owned and sent you to school for Halloween as a “Ninja”?

MurphyB

Long time silent supporter. nHOR. Is it garbage to slash your own tires to get a day off and hit the local go cart track wit da Boyz?

Brett

Youse ever try a McHoagie? Apparently it was a thing for like a year in the early 90s

Dirt Baghdad

$10 homie, NHOR- Has anyone had a grandparent pass in a state that they didn’t plan to be buried in and instead of having the casket transported, had their old man have it loaded into the back of their truck and haul it themselves? Yes, my grandfather was in the casket. No, the bed was not long enough, so even though the bed had a cap the end of the casket has to be wrapped in a tarp with a flag hanging off of it for safety. The route was from eastern Illinois to Central PA.

Jeff Bozos

$10 homie here, never had one read (cause I never wrote one) Can I have $20?

Kev dawg

$10 floor mat, is it garbage to plate a microwaveable dinner instead of leaving it in its dish. Sometimes if i’m feeling fancy I’ll use a glass plate after it’s done cooking

Wyatt

Are you Garbage if while at the landfill, you leave with more than you came in with? Went to dump debris (from my dad’s construction company), found a truck dumping old/past sell date laundry detergent. Didn’t buy detergent for a few months

Foley’s Airbnb Mugshot

$10 homie had one read All my life my dad has requested milk with the meal at restaurants, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Don’t bring it before or after, bring the cold milk with the meal. PS - 66 years old and the guy only drinks milk, bud light, and ginger ale. Light blue Gatorade if he needs water.

GirthBrooks

10 dollar supplier until my wife finds out. Never had one read. Youse ever pay for cigarettes and/or beer with change?….and it wasn’t all quarters.

The Don

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage if, at 10, I watched my dad get out of a DUI by claiming “communion wine at mass” when the officer asked why his breath smelled like alcohol?

Jacobo Ochoa

Is it garbage to use the Canadian wildfire to burn an old couch? The trash company wouldn't take it

Abe

You ever drink from a flask.. while at home

Snot smellagain

Whatever the exchange rate is Canadian homie, never had one read… Is it garbage to not throw away your garbage while exiting a movie theatre? I do and judge those that don’t.

Mekha Dorrough

10 dollar new money homie NHOR Is it garbage to cut your finger and toe nails directly onto the floor since you’re about to vacuum anyways

Jake

Yooo this is for the Homies! Anyone going to be in Dega this weekend?

Pabst on the Porch

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if you grew up thinking that the people who lived in the double-wide side of the trailer park were rich. People who had actual houses might as well have had mansions.

Genny’s Creamers

$10 operator NHOR, is it garage to stash beers in a snow bank so you can have them when walking home from the bar?

Genny’s Creamers

Cousins and I back in day used to pretend we were getting drunk off IBC root beers

Joey P

New $10 Hommie NHOR 2 parter- Is it garbage that your Dad was the assistant Schwann man? He would bring home boxes of Popsicles which was great, but they were so freezer burnt we'd have to run them under HOT water before we could eat em. Which brings me to my second question, is it garbage to put every Popsicle you eat to this day under hot water before ever taking a bite? Love you guys to death..RIP to the Schwann's Man

Joey P

New $10 Hommie NHOR 2 parter- Is it garbage that your Dad was the assistant Schwann man? He would bring home boxes of Popsicles which was great, but they were so freezer burnt we'd have to run them under HOT water before we could eat em. Which brings me to my second question, is it garbage to put every Popsicle you eat to this day under hot water before ever taking a bite? Love you guys to death..RIP Schwann's Company.

Nick O’Teen

New 10 dolla homie! Much love 🫡 is it garbage if your biological dad was sober long enough to get a CDL then 6 months in, relapsed and crashed into 12 parked cars drove off and hit 5 more 😂😂 (nobody was hurt)

Gutty Rankz

Longtime listener, brand new 10 spot tutti tickler…never had a question read! Is it garbage to pick organic produce from the grocery store but ring it up in the self checkout as non organic?

Grool_enjoyer

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to get your mom a carton of marb lights for her birthday?

Hank’s Hoagie House

10 dollar hoagie, is it garbage if you still eat the fortune cookie even if it doesn’t have one in there?

Joey Bagadonuts

NHOR. Are you garbage if when referring to an item you constantly mention the price? For example: "Where are my $80 sunglasses?" "Do you like my $25 pan?"

Mark Grippo

Is it garbage if I was in rehab with lil Pete. Shout out to ya Pete

El Paso gringo Kristo

10 dollar Ozempics anonymous member NHOR…. Is it garbage if your family has a name kink? My name is Kris, my dads name is Kris, my stepdads name is Chris, and my brother in laws name is Chris

Benjamin DeLozier

$10 donor. Is it garbage to keep a date at the bar until 3am EST cause your paycheck clears at 12am PST?

Vinny Petrone

$10 homie. Never had one read Is it garbage to still use your xgf phone number at cvs to steal her rewards and to also let her know that I’m doing fine.

Mark Jones

You’s ever burp and say “sorry I meant to puke.” My dad has always said that, and the setting didn’t matter. He goes by Big John.

Fran Martin

I've been around since the beginning. Is it garbage that you're wife just found out that her grandma was cousins with grandpa? And her mom fucked said Grandpa got pregnant and had a child now that child is I guess her brother uncle? Arkansas is crazy...

Herby Versmells (edited)

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2026-10-24 11:00 $10 homie just saw you boys in San Jose. NHOR Show was fantastic, seemed like the venue jammed youse up double booking it tho. Is it garbage if your dad takes the caesh from selling your old car and spends it on making his debut single that he swears is gonna be his "lifes work"
2026-10-23 03:32 $10 homie just saw you boys in San Jose. NHOR Show was fantastic, seemed like the venue jammed youse up double booking it tho. Is it garbage if your 65yo dad takes the caesh from selling your old car thatyou left when you moved out and (instead of getting that to you) spends it on making his debut single that he swears is gonna be his "lifes work"?

$10 homie just saw you boys in San Jose. NHOR Show was fantastic, seemed like the venue jammed youse up double booking it tho. Is it garbage if your 65yo dad takes the caesh from selling your old car thatyou left when you moved out and (instead of getting that to you) spends it on making his debut single that he swears is gonna be his "lifes work"?

Tuddys Favorite Nephew

$10 bozo LTL NHOR kind of a story/question: As I was sitting in traffic, listening to the pod, you guys read a question about someone's girlfriend , shout out angel, having an odd way of putting on deodorant. I immediately looked to the car to my right and see an older broad putting on deodorant, which was wild, which leads to my question. Are you garbage if you put deodorant on in the car?

Michael Oliveira

Is it garbage to sleep with your dog in the bed

Exchanging Bits with Joe Campione

$10 dollar beautiful boy here. NHOR. Is it Garbage to wear a New York Islanders sweatshirt to your grandmothers funeral in Long Island because it’s 40 degrees outside and it’s the only warm article of clothing you brought with you on the plane? I live in Atlanta and when I got on the plane in Hartsfield-Jackson it was 70 degrees and beautiful out and this bozo didn’t have the planning prowess to pack a jacket for when it was inevitably gonna be freezing when I got to Laguardia. Love yas

Sicken Chandwiches

Is it garbage to use a hotel room key as a bookmark? I’m readings aren’t I?!

Beefy Lovesmilk

$10 Dime Bag homie, NHOR, AYG if you have to resort to using your newborns shower supplies? Ran out of shampoo so used the babies, didn't clean a lick of my head but it got my baby hairs frizzin"!

Fluent in Foleyology

$10 Homie - One $2 BIll the rest, change! When we were kids my father told my cousin his electric guitar was out of tune and we would tune it and give it back. He took it to the pawn shop and sold it and then he bought him a cheap novelty acoustic and took it back and told him it was a better guitar. My cousin still hates him to this day and he still brings it up. LY'se

3DigitSATscore

10 bones homie, nhor. Youse ever have your trunk and your hood open at the same time? Jammed the F up. Bonus points if it wasn't in your driveway!

Don’tdoublelediptheAmex

$10 homie never ever had one read, not necessarily garbage but what is the least garbage way to unstick marshmallow balls from your thighs?

Kippys heater supplier

$10 homie in recovery here 8months sober. Probably 11 months by the time you read this on the air. NHOR Me, My wife, my oldest son, our daughter, and our youngest son are all born in different states. Nebraska, Iowa, Oklahoma, California, and Michigan. Garbage or classy!?

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 soljaboy cranker Never had one read... Is it garbage if you gained a stepdad from a DUI? My mom picked up a trucker whose vehicle had flipped over on the side of the road before the cops showed up. He was hammered. She tried to fix him, married him a month later, and divorced him after six months. Side note: after they split, he burned his name into our lawn

3DigitSATscore

Next time youse in LA or Austin please have Ryan O'Neill on! Ari, Rannazzisi, and Bert will vouch.

Matt

$10 New Homeowner Here NHOR Is it garbage to not mow your lawn for October and say it adds to the Halloween decoration?

TJ Laycock

$10 homie NHOR. You or anyone you know ever own a bearded dragon or some other type of lizard?

NycTony

Need to pitch the boys .. with all the airport travel. Me and my cousins run a black car service in NYC and Long Island that specializes in airport runs. Would be an honor to service the boys 🫡 would never need uber or uber black again and were cheaper

Kara Fitz

Never had one read…Are you garbage if you’re step dad, sister and yourself had the same probation officer? When I found out, I was a guest at the Pembrook department of corrections.

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage to peak at food plates on other tables when at a new restaurant? A little menu recon.

BennyG

Is it garbage if you don’t give the homies regular episodes without ads? Yes it is

RotoReaper

What’s up boys NHOR Now this question is directed to moreto Uncle hanks hotdogs cause Kevin’s insane and eats raw dogs. But what chips pairs well with what hot dog/hot dog topping? I’m a straight mustard and think that pairs best with bbq chips. Love youse

South Jersey Scumbag

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to refer to a popcorn shrimp and 6” cheesesteak lunch special as Surf and Turf. Had a pizza shop back in the day and we would fax out lunch specials. That one crushed, we ran out of shrimp halfway through lunch

Nate

Are you garbage if you call a candy cane a “Christmas lollipop “?

Titi is my dad

$10 aussie trashbag FTLT NHOR; Is it garbage to own a handbag that looks like a bag that the Roto comes in. P.S In Australia they're referred to as the "Bachelor's handbag"

Jared

$10 heater huffer NHOR Is it classy or trashy if some of the walls in your bedroom are made of limestone

Crustine

Are you from WV lmao

Shift at 8

$10 homegirl. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you went to a catholic school and on recycling day (where you learn about recycling and the process and are encouraged to dress up) Your mom sends you to school with this costume: a baseball hat and some Milwaukee’s Best old beer cans hot glued to the hat. To show we recycle cans 🤣

junk_draw

$10 Fat Guy NHOR Do you close the deli drawer before closing your fridge? or do you just try to push it shut by closing the fridge door in one lazy motion?

3DigitSATscore

I had a question that was never read about having random pieces of carpet around for random uses - this takes the cake.

Newfoundland MICMAC's

Are you garbage if you run out of toilet paper and and consider the most paper like material around you (books wall art bathroom math) lol NHOR

Foley’s sponsor’s sponsor

$10 Deutsche Mark We don’t condone drinking and driving and it ‘s obviously garbage but….. You’s ever catch a dui walking back to the car bc u left it running. My dad (rip) got popped for driving under the influence bc he left his truck running when he went to piss on the side of the Wawa Had to leave him sitting in the tank for a minute because it was seaside heights st pattys parade day….wasn’t letting the coppers get a 2 for 1!

bGilly

Filthy animal here never had one read. Is it garbage to preemptively go to catch potential falling money while opening a birthday card, and then count said money before reading the card?

Reuben Coray

Is it trashy if your dad took you and your 5 siblings on camping trips in his 20’ Mitsubishi box truck because it was the only vehicle he had? Bought it from the Russian mob in Colorado and when times were tough for his retail business we’d string up hammocks or air mattresses and lived it up in the mountains as far as we could get in that thing.

spaceman_spliff

10 buck chuck no idea if HOR .... Is it garbage to find cheese behind your ears? I heard that happens to some guys

Beef

NHOR Is it garbage if your in-laws sleep in a tent in your back yard. They have a home, yours is just closer to their your mother in laws oncologist.

Chris Sancheezy

$20 debt spender, is it garbage to have ur credit card you're using to pay for ur sub on Patreon go over balance than pay off $200 just to have ur sub that cancelled bc ur card was maxed immediately take the the 20 bones out?

Randy Andy

$10 new boots on the ground here. Never had one read. Weighing in on the “unmarked or undercover” cop car topic from a few weeks back. The distinction is that “Unmarked” is a typical make/model of cop car without obvious lights or ‘POLICE’ decals (ford explorer, dodge charger, etc.). “Undercover” is also an unmarked car, but a make/model that has NO BUSINESS being a cop car in the first place. For example, back in high school my buddy and I were pretending to kidnap my friend off the street. In the middle of throwing a blanket over his head and stuffing him in the trunk, a DARK GREEN MINIVAN pulled out of the high school parking lot and lit up with red and blue lights and turned on a siren to stop us. Undercover as fuck. Not cool.

Dustomatic

Is it garbage to combine bags of chips? Buddy’s wife just dumped the remnants of a bag of ruffles into an opened bag of cool ranch Doritos because she didn’t want two open bags.

Leo P

They had this question recently

Leo P

They’ve said this line themselves on an ep

Leo P

They’re a Jerry crew, not a Larry crew

Leo P

Juice was definitely peak trash. that was like 07-08?

Leo P

the RAZR was a premier phone

Tootie and the blowfish

Is collecting the Busch Light special edition cans garbage? They are empty I’m only human

Electrical goose

10$ Colorado electrician never had one read Kind of a question kind of a Patreon idea. Can we get a Bug man on financial audit or mock financial audit with Luke’s dad as Caleb hammer?

HighHeater

$10.00 homie, NHOR. Not really a question but I’d like to see an episode on “holiday grease”. As someone who has move into a new apartment building and I now have to make the rounds and take care of everybody (as the boys say). I’d love to hear the boys talk about their experience greasing people throughout their lives. Big bills vs small bills. The actual exchange. Any time greasing went wrong? Thanks guys, love the show

Big Ben

$10 homie. AHOR…AYG if you use the leaf blower to blow dog turds across the yard and under the fence? I just mow over them on the other side of the fence, not passing on those little brown nuggets of joy to the neighbors, but getting them out from under foot of the dog saves me from cleaning off his paws when he comes inside.

Hayden Bryant

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to fall asleep every night with a vape in your hand?

Kippy’s Car Club

NHOR - bald dudes with long hair. Bonus option - combovers.

The VanB Boys

10 dollar longtime home, never had one read. Is it garbage to pick up the toppings that fell out of your sandwich and put them back in?

Bar Pie

New 10$ homie NHOR, what is the trashiness/classiness of these words: tractor trailer, 18 wheeler, semi truck, big rig?

SouthPaw

Never Had One Read : Sup Gang! Been here since Jumpstreet! 10 Dollar Homie!!! Are you garbage if you met your wife at a bar serving free lunch playing against her in a quoit tournament? Fun fact I was also engaged to another lady at the time! My uncle and I would go to the RiverSide Bar every Wednesday (Shout out to it) for the free food after we hit up the Republican Club for cheap booze and apps since my Uncle was a member of the club lol...then we would hit up the bar fornthe free food. For the quoit tournament you had to write your names on the board so I remember being smitten by her and mentioning her by name to my uncle on way home... and wouldnt you know it she started working with me 2 weeks later at Target!! Of course I remembered her right away from the bar and she pretended to remember me as well only because she thought I was a nice guy smh lol...we have since been happily married for 15 years and have 2 kids ages 18 and 13!!! Love yous!

$10 BOZO

Youse ever parked a vehicle in the house? In high school my buddy’s dad had a street bike and the older brother had a dirt bike. They parked every night in the hallway of the ground floor apartment to prevent theft. The front door was blocked so we went in and out through the back door at the kitchen. This was on cape cod, we were lower middle class year round trash.

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 union member STILL haven’t had one read. Not really a question, I know it’s garbage, but stealing the pumpkins that are sitting outside of the grocery store to use as targets and explode with m80s. Good fall days

GirthBrooks

$10 supplier until my wife finds out. I’m a couple episodes behind but I’m pretty sure I never had one read. Have you ever asked the question “what do you bench?”

The Fatador

$10 Ponzi scheme victim NHOR Is it garbage to quote superbowl commercials from over 10 years ago?

RollinRockBottom

$10 DH haven’t had one read. is it garbage to fall asleep in someone’s yard under their tree on a long drunk walk home after losing my phone (all during a rain storm) then further dahn the road fell asleep on a bench ,cars passing thought I died woke up to 2 cops and an ambulance, got a courtesy ride back to aunt Pattys tho HOW YA DOIN🇺🇸🫡

Foley's hitman aka Bug Man's Assassin

10 dollar homie nhor Sometimes I'm in a hurry or don't want to dirty dishes ilk make a grill cheese in the microwave I'll toast the bread then put cheese and microwave for like 30 to 40 seconds it's not bad

Alex

We need another Ray Kump episode

Michael Cook

Whats the worst beverage to drink warm that's supposed to always be drunk when cold?

SouthPaw

$10 dollar homie here never had one read: is it garbage to leave the cutting knife or serving spoon in the dish when there are more servings of it that way you don't have to keep getting new ones everytime you want seconds?

Andrew Gander

Hey guys. Long time listener. Full-time bozo, part-time homie. Sleeper cell in Arkansas. Never had one read: Here down south, our "WaWa" is the Maverick.. Ive been seein this dude in there for awhile now. He's my heater dealer 🚬 Look familiar?

Fluent in Foleyology

Big dog $10 homie in the build! NHOR. If you spill something like peanuts or (s/o the bigman) skittles on the ground, how do you pick then up? Go in trying to get a fistful or with your fingertips?

Harry Potter’s Uncle

Is it garbage if “closing time” at your job requires a chain and/or padlock?

Taint McRae

Is it garbage if your parents used to take you to your soccer games in a 2005 Chrysler town and country that had the passenger side door held shut with a ratchet strap (jammed up) and on a particular instance I had to keep the door closed the whole way home on a garden state parkway because the strap broke.

Sr215

10 dollar homette, never had one read. It HAS to be garbage to decorate the abandoned cars on your property, along with the front of your house for the holidays. Saw this while working in some rural areas in Reading, PA

Tommy Loreto

Hey Kippy- before you give the Lumina away, you might want to try auction sites like Low Miles/ No Miles or Cars and Bids, or facebook groups like Underwhelming Cars. You might have some luck there.

TMAT

$10 Homie and it's hard to type this with my eye patch on... Is it garbage if you put a glass of milk back in the fridge after dinner and say, "I will finish that later."