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YOUR NOMINATIONS needed! (Patreon)

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Hey hey brahs & bras!Finalising the nominees for the upcoming Golden Noggers (the actual voting will begin next week) can you have a look at the list and suggest some additions? If you could copy & paste and fill out the form at the end would be fab!Note: there's no 'favourite intro' this year as I've intentionally been using the classic intro for this arc) Massive thanks to Grangg & Tony Johnson for compiling this shortlist!

Cunt of the Year:Hunter Johnson (for picking Sunny Side Up)Jimmy Bennett (telling thugs a woman doesn't need help crossing the road, beats them up, and helps her cross the road)Vince McMahon (paying $25 for TV appearances)Rob BartlettShawn Michaels (for getting Marty fired)Tony Aparicio (song contest entry that wasn't for OSW)V1 (for making a kid cry brah)Hulk Hogan (KOTR '93 cuntery)Yokozuna holding up the bodyslam challenge to eat rice (All Aboard the Lex Express)

Best Segment:Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up)1992 Retrospective (Survivor Series '92)Max Moon Retrospective (Survivor Series '92)The Rockers Retrospective (Rumble '93)Narcissus Retrospective (Rumble '93)Naitch leaves WWF  (Rumble '93)RAW retrospective (First RAW)Coliseum Retrospective (Smack 'Em Whack Em)KotR retrospective (KOTR '93)WWE's financial insight (Rumble 2018)Cool Stuff Mania Weekend (WM34)Daniel Bryan's return (WM34)Reigns's Rumble history (Rumble 2018)Reigns's Mania history ("local cunt ruins everything")Usos at Mania history (WM34)Ronda Jockswatch (WM34)Strowman or McGregor (WM34)USS Intrepid Retrospective (All Aboard The Lex Express)

Animated Segment:Undertaker's CoffinsRazor Pearl Harbours OwenOSW as Wrestlers ("Which wrestler would each OSW host be?")OOC working at SmythsVader & Yokozuna at KFC

Song Cover:"Brie Mode" by V1 & Jay & Maffew"Live, Love, Love and Survive" by OOC & V1 & Jay"I'm a nice guy" by Jay"End of the Road" by OOC/V1/JayOwen Hart Theme by Jay/V1/OOCRaw Original Theme by Jay/OOC/V1Behind Blue Eyes ("Nobody knows what it's like") by Jay"I got something in my pocket" by Jay/V1"Spider Bret" by V1

Best Episode:(5th Golden Noggers is ineligible)Sunny Side UpRoyal Rumble 2018Fatal DeviationWrestlemania 34Survivor Series 1992First Ever Raw!Royal Rumble 1993WWF Smack 'Em Whack 'EmOSW Music Listening PartyKing of the Ring 1993All Aboard The Lex Express

Roidy Magoo:Will Powers aka Ryback's brother (Sunny Side Up)Mojo RawleyJinder MahalNeville/PACLex LugerJimmy Bennett

What Bar/What Smokes:Lince Dorado as Banjo/Chokito (Rumble 2018)Gran Metalik as Breakfast Burrito  (Rumble 2018) Kalisto as Crunch Bar/ White Knight/ Crap  (Rumble 2018) All 3 above as Megazord  (Rumble 2018) Finn Balor as Ripped Gummy Bear  (Rumble 2018) Seth Rollins as Jolt Cola  (Rumble 2018) Rey Mysterio as a Flake Bar  (Rumble 2018) Charlotte as Golden Egg (WM34)Sunil as Rothmans  (WM34) Jinder as Rothmans Blue  (WM34) John Cena as LaffyTaffy  (WM34) Nakamura as Lindor Easter Egg  (WM34) Macho Man as Wasabi KitKat (First RAW)Scott Steiner as Nogger Mint (First RAW)Scott Steiner as Crunchies (Rumble '93)Beverly Brothers as Hershey's Kisses (Rumble '93)Crush - Fanta grape (KOTR '93)

"Best" Dressed/State of your hair:Drake Maverick DebutJack GallagherSeth Rollins Firepants / The Night KingDaniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfitMustafa Ali (Seth Rollins, Sub Zero and Iron Man)Kurt Angle's glove (his wanking claw)Ronda Rousey and her Nightman cat makeupUmbro KnackerJustin Harmon (ginger cowboy in Fatal Deviation)The Miz's Naruto OutfitBobby Heenan in dragRazor Ramon's loud ShirtMax MoonDamian DementoPhotographer from KotR (Harvey Whippleman)V1's Black Reign (Halloween outfit)Jay's Dyed Hair

OSW Hall of Fame / Lifetime Achievement Award:Max MoonDoink the ClownBerzekerLord AlLex LugerOOC (the horse, not the person)Bobby Heenan

Quote Of The Year:Do you have any nominations?================================IF YOU COULD USE THIS FORM BELOW WOULD REALLY HELP! 💚💚================================Additional nominees:Cunt of the Year:Best Segment:Song Cover:Roidy Magoo:What Bar/What Smokes:Best Dressed/State of your hair:OSW HoF:Best Quote:

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HairyKnacker

What about Billy for cunt of the year as his T-sharts are too small

S.K. Goldings

I too would like to unironically nominate Bret Hart for the OSW HOF for putting on excellent matches on each episode. I would also ironically nominate Duck Arse.

Alex

Cunt of the year: Tony Aparicio, Best segment: OSW as wrestlers, Song cover: Live, love, love and survive, Roidy magoo: Jinder Mahal, what bar: lince, kalisto and gran megazord, Best dressed: Naruto Miz, OSW hof: Lex Luger, Quote of the year: I used to hide all the john cenas, OOC., Best episode: Fatal Deviation.

Andrew Pow

OSW HoF: Surely Yoko and Mr Fuji deserve a nod as a duo, they've had some great bits Best Quote: This is letting outsiders know what the REAL Ireland is like

AJ Gardner

Cunt of the Year: Alundra Blayze (RR ‘18)- being unable to name a single woman who might win the Rumble Cunt of the Year: JBL (RR ‘18)- completely hanging Blayze out to dry and refusing to cover for her

AJ Gardner

Quote of the Year: “SmackDown has two feuds, and both of them are Shane McMahon vs Daniel Bryan”- Maffew, RR’18 (around 25:00)

Joe Leake

V1: “The Great Khali could wrestle rings around this fella”

Marcus Sewell

That one time when i saw you guys at the airport and i told you guys i met Rikishi there. And Mr. OOC goes: “oh did you now? Was he in a fooking wheelchair?”

Boyd Adkins IV

Cunt of the Year: Shawn Michaels (for getting Marty fired) Best Segment: Reigns's Rumble history (Rumble 2018) Animated Segment: OSW as Wrestlers ("Which wrestler would each OSW host be?") Song Cover: "Spider Bret" by V1 Best Episode: Fatal Deviation Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: All 3 above as Megazord  (Rumble 2018) with a special mention to Seth Rollins as Jolt Cola  (Rumble 2018) because it's only a dollar and them shits is delicious. "Best" Dressed/State of your hair: Daniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfit with special mention to The Miz's Naruto Outfit. Ohio’s hokage. OSW Hall of Fame / Lifetime Achievement Award: Doink the Clown Quote Of The Year: What does the fox say? Nothing, he's dead. From V1

Mr. Fretz

Cunt of the Year: V1 for makin kids cry brah! Best Segment: Tammy Sytch retrospective Song Cover:Spider Bret Roidy Magoo: Will Powers What Bar/What Smokes: Megazord Best Dressed/State of your hair:Max Moon OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan Best Quote: "Dont f'n touch me"- Karolina Additional nominees: Cunt of the Year: Karolina for cock blocking V1

max e

Cunt of the Year: Rob Bartlett Best Segment: Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up) Animated Segment: Razor Pearl Harbours Owen Song Cover: "Live, Love, Love and Survive" by OOC & V1 & Jay Best Episode: Fatal Deviation Roidy Magoo: Lex Luger What Bar/What Smokes: Megazord "Best" Dressed/State of your hair: Umbro Knacker OSW HoF: Doink the Clown

Grant Durfee

Best Quote: "You just know, if this were a match I would have pinned you mate"- V1 from Survivor Series 92 in reference to using the Perfect Plex outside of a match. "Turn it off. Don't fucking touch me" -Karolina

Joseph Dix

Cunt of the Year: Vince for $25 TV payouts and Saudi Arabia Best Segment: Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up) Song Cover: Behind Blue Eyes ("Nobody knows what it's like") by Jay Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal Best Episode: Rumble '18 What Bar/What Smokes: Kalisto as Crunch Bar/ White Knight/ Crap (Rumble 2018) Best Dressed/State of your hair: Daniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfit OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan

Joriss

Additional cunt: Referee of the first ladder match for not hanging the belt to the hard cam Additional cunt: Tammy for doing a porn with her HOF ring Additional Segment: Virgil's "lemme tell ya about this...yakazuma!" Best Quote: V1 going "LEX! Don't TEASE us!" Additional Quote (just in case) : "hey there big boy"

Glen Naylor

Quote of the year contender has to be Jay’s “catch up with what...the Colonel?!” During the Vader Yokozuna at KFC animation. Superb all round.

Paul Stewart

Additional nominees: OSW HoF: Mean Gene Okerlund Best Quote: Sunny's arse with "THRRRRRRRP"

Paul Stewart

Additional nominees: Best Quote: V1 "What does the fox say..."

Paul Stewart

Best Dressed/State of your hair: Barry Hardy's mullet and tache

Link Campbell

Best Segment: Coliseum Retrospective, Animated Segment: OOC working at Smyths,

SilentC

Additional nominees: Cunt of the Year: Lex Luger - Clearly not giving a shit about the people he visits on the Lex Express tour. Also, "I'll be your hero?" Screw you, I will choose my own hero! Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jimmy "Captain High Pants" Bennett Mikey's Caravan OSW HoF: Jimmy Bennett Mikey from BoyZone Best Quote: "She farted!" ~Jay Hunter, Sunny Side Up "Go to finish! Go to finish! UUUUH! UUUUH!" ~V1, Sunny Side Up "What the fuck is this?" ~Locklan, Fatal Deviation "You're making me look bad, and that's not good!" ~Mikey, Fatal Deviation "I've just seen it! I don't need to watch it again! Fuck off, Jimmy!" ~V1, Fatal Deviation "Shinsuke Nakamura is...THE KNACKER!" ~Jay Hunter, Royal Rumble 2018 "I am not a woman." ~Maffew, Wrestlemania 34 "Limited? What does that mean?" ~Mr.OOC, Royal Rumble 1993 "What did the fox say? Nothing cause he's dead!" ~V1, Twitch

Kevin McDermott

Quote of the year: "And much like Sunny, I was left with a sour taste in my mouth" - OOC, Sunny Side Up

S.K. Goldings

Because I just rewatched the 2018 Royal Rumble ep, I'd also nominate Roman Reigns' "all the baby oil in Philadelphia" look for the State of Your Hair" award and "Kinshasa...denied with a BIG DOG!" For quote of the year.

Richard Tustain

Cunt of the Year: Shawn Michaels Best Segment: USS Intrepid Retrospective Song Cover: Raw Original Theme Roidy Magoo: Lex Luger What Bar/What Smokes: Beverley Brothers Best Dressed/State of your hair: Damian Demento OSW HoF: Max Moon Best Quote: - Best Episode: All Aboard the Lex Express Animated Segment: OOC working at Smyths

Ryan Lesschaeve

Cunt of the Year: Tony Aparicio Best Segment: KOTR Retrospective Animated Segment: Razor and Owen Song Cover: "End of the Road" by OOC/V1/Jay Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Jinder and Sunil together makes the joke funnier Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jay's dyed hair OSW HoF: Heenan Best Quote: OOC: "it's not even funny" V1: "Fart noise" OOC: "It is funny."

Badguy101

All three of my nominations come from the five minutes that made me laugh the hardest at an OSW episode this year (and that's saying something). Cunt of the Year: Lex Luger for not caring about the fans and going right back into the bus rather than talking to them. Best Segment: The burial of Lex Luger when he's approaching Summer Slam in all Aboard the Lex Express Best Quote: OOC (as Lex): "It turns out I'm actually not a hero, discovered that in the last 45 days, let's reverse back down the fucking road."

WILD-B

Favorite quote from osw 72: V1 "Nailz grabs Mooney and pushes him up against the wall, kind of like the Heidenrich thing with Cole" Jay "I love it!" V1 "but slightly less rapey" Jay "not love it as much"

Nik Streng

OSW HoF: Cameraman No. 5!

Brandon Lee

OSW HOF: Michael Regan - Bennett!/What The Fuck Was That? OSW HOF: Skinny Knacker Cunt Of The Year: Fatal Deviation Proofreader - Loose or Else

K Riess

Quote of the Year - OOC "What do you mean 'limited'?

Tony Johnson

Cunt of the Year: V1 Best Segment: KotR retrospective Song Cover: Live, Love, Love and Survive Roidy Magoo: Jimmy Bennett What Bar/What Smokes: Kalisto - Crap Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jay's Hair OSW HoF: Doink Best Quote: "Turn it off, and dont fucking touch me". - Mrs V1

Stuart Wilkie

Cunt of the Year: Tony Aparicio Best Segment: Narcissus Retrospective Animated Segment: Razor Pearl Habours Owen Song Cover: Raw Original Theme Best Episode: Sunny Side Up (by a mile) Roidy Magoo: Neville / PAC What Bar/What Smokes: Crush - Fanta Grape Best Dressed/State of your hair: Bobby Heenan in Drag OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan

AJ Gardner

Best Quote: “I am not a big woman.” Maffew, WM 34

Mitchell McIntyre

Quote of the year: "How DARE Knobs clean house." - OOC Royal Rumble 93

Jody Vyrostek

Best Quote: "I can imagine for the wrestler in the ring against him how pissed off they'd be listening to this shit...and himself how pissed off he'd be listening to himself doing this shit...it's like OSW, in a way." - OOC, Smack Em Whack Em (in reference to "HUSS" from Berzerker)

Nick Aiello

2 things I’d love to see a Nogger U exclusive video of the year (voted for by us Nogger U folk) might get some extra people to enroll but there’s a lot of great content here that deserves to be rewarded. And best quote: “the fart she let loose still haunts me to this fucking day. That being said, I still jerked off to it. 10/10” -Hunter Johnson

Mr. C

Cunt of the Year: The Jockey from the Body slam challenge for going off script Best Dressed/State of Your Hair: The Executioners OSW Hall of Fame: Crush

Nick Aiello

I’d also love a Nogger award for best fan song from the contest though I’m worried you lads got Tony Aparacio over

Khrisna Lunandi

Quote of the year: V1's missus' 'Turn it off and don't fucking touch me' Hunter Johnson's 'The fucking fart she let loose haunts me to this day. That being said, I still jerked off to it, 10 on 10.'

Matt Husselbury

Cunt of the Year: Yokozuna holding up the bodyslam challenge to eat rice Best Segment: Coliseum Retrospective Best Animated Segment: OSW as Wrestlers Song Cover: Spider Bret" by V1 Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Crush - Fanta grape Best Dressed/State of your hair: Ronda Rousey and her Nightman cat makeup OSW HoF: Max Moon Best Quote: “this is letting outsiders see what the real Ireland is like”

Lennon Riley

Cunt of the Year: The 2 cretins in Londis acting the bollocks Best Segment: Mikey Graham's caravan Song Cover: I TOUCH YOUR HAND Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jimmy Bennett's highly pulled up jocks, The other athletes in the bodyslam challenge OSW HoF: Jimmy Bennett, Mikey Graham Best Quote: “I’VE JUST SEEN IT! I DON’T NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN! FUCK OFF!” - V1, “Arnie and Sly are getting old. It’ll be me and Van Damme.” - Jimmy Bennett, “And you get to see a little bit of knob, thank you Jimmy.” - V1 I'm a big Fatal Deviation mark

OSWreview

Thanks for your help guys! This'll be open throughout the weekend, with proper voting starting next week!

WILD-B

Don't forget to add "I'm going, you're mean!" from Lena for best quote

Wes Shiflett

I would add a nomination for No Limit from the Fatal Deviation review for Best Song Cover.

Simon Mustard

OSW HoF: would Jimmy Bennett not be eligble/a 1st balloter?

Thomas Mawson

Quote of the Year : Sunny Side Up - V1 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, ooh jeeeazus.' Fatal Deviation Jay - 'Kick off!... Fuck sake.' / V1 - 'Sorry, could this lad's jocks, be any higher'. Thanks for such a belter of a year lads.

Aaron Morton

Cunt of the Year: Toss up between V1 and Shawn, Final verdict: V1 for making kids cry brah Best Segment: KotR retrospective (KOTR '93) was really great Song Cover: "I got something in my pocket" by Jay/V1 Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Gran Metalik as Breakfast Burrito (Rumble 2018) - because was also the most racist. Best Dressed/State of your hair: Max Moon; because he looked awesome considering he was flying from the moon every match OSW HoF: Lex Luger; I mean it has to be, the man who keeps on giving Best Quote: Sunny Side Up - V1 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, ooh jeeeazus.' *fart noises*

Chris McGuinness

Best Cover: The Bezerker song from "Clerks" Best Quote (It's a long list so settle in): "Turn it off and don't fucking touch me" - V1's Wife from Sunny Side Up "Look at this killer's row of New Gen tag teams" - Jay from Sunny Side Up "Beans. Blade. Fork. All the kids" - Jay from Sunny Side Up "Oh, yes! This storied... story" - V1 from Sunny Side Up OOC: What about for free, Jay? Skype or the bed? Jay: I think I'd rather keep the free. - from Sunny Side Up "If you're looking at Sunny and it splices in 43-year-old Sunny you'd be watching this going 'Why is her ma in the video?'" - Jay from Sunny Side Up Jay: She's looking every bit of 43. V1: 43?!? That's the most generous thing you've said in ages. - from Sunny Side Up "Go to finish! Go to finish!" - Jay & V1 from Sunny Side Up "6 minutes in: Oh shit, you're wearing your Hall of Fame ring." - Jay from Sunny Side Up "He whips his lad out and starts loudly calling spots" - Jay from Sunny Side Up "Beside her on the bed, the lad hooks one leg at gets the 3 count" - Jay from Sunny Side Up "Later she's like, 'I want you to blow this load in my ass' and he replies, 'Be patient'" - OOC from Sunny Side Up Jay: And the main event. Did you hear this? OOC: No. Jay: She farts! V1: Oh, fuck off! Are you serious? - from Sunny Side Up "And thank you for your $800. Goq fuck yourself, boys!" - V1 from Royal Rumble 2018 Jay: Renee Young calls it an unbelievable match up. V1: You fucking liar! - From Royal Rumble 2018 "JBL is the meanest human being I've seen ever" - V1 from Royal Rumble 2018 "Shinsuke Nakamura is 'The Knacker'!" - Jay from Royal Rumble 2018 "Pancakes is not floor" - Maffew from Royal Rumble 2018 "Or will it be like the '97 Rumble where 1/3 of the roster were Mexican day laborers?" - Jay from Royal Rumble 2018 "I marked out for about 3 seconds and then I was like 'Shut the fuck up, Vicki!'" - V1 from Royal Rumble 2018 "I like a good ballad" - OOC from Fatal Deviation "Kick off! Fuck's sake!" - Jay from Fatal Deviation "Two cretins come in and start acting the bollocks" - V1 from Fatal Deviation "And during this song, the movie decides to do a recap of the movie up until this point. I'VE JUST SEEN IT!!! I don't need to watch it again! Fuck off, Jimmy!" - V1 from Fatal Deviation "I've seen what Bully Ray looks like. That man has never turned heel on a cheeseburger in his life." - Maffew from WrestleMania 34 "(Peter Rosenberg) is the right-C to Sam Roberts. Think about what that means." - Maffew from WrestleMania 34 "They were saying 'Did you know that this big, tall lady is trained by The Great Khali?' and I was like, 'Ohh, is she?' And then she does her one spot and I'm like 'Now I see it'." - V1 from WrestleMania 34 "You can tell she was trained by The Great Khali because she called her spot and went 'Raugrgh!'" - Maffew from WrestleMania 34 "Finn Balor, joined by all the men he turned gay..." - Maffew from WrestleMania 34 Jay: Can you point at the WrestleMania sign if you're not booked for a match? Like, could Primo Colon point at the sign? Maffew: If you're Primo Colon, you're pointing at the concession stand." - from WrestleMania 34 "Did this match live down to expectations?" - Jay from WrestleMania 34 "He didn't do it right because instead of the Dragonzord we got fucking pancake men." - Maffew from WrestleMania 34 Jay: Suzuki was there as well. Maffew: Kenzo? How'd that fucker get in? - from WrestleMania 34 "It's your last match before they kick you out." - Jay from WrestleMania 34 "That Roman, he thinks he's Pope of ChilliTown" - Jay from WrestleMania 34 "If you're going to steal from Mortal Kombat, why did you steal from Mortal Kombat 3? I have the white Sub-Zero." - Jay from Survivor Series 92 V1's "Bork!" "Splat!" "Fuck!" "Spam!" "Brick!" during the WWF business downturn stat recap from Survivor Series 92 "They deserved an entrance. They won the fucking match." - OOC from Survivor Series 92 V1: Give him one thumb up. Jay: Where? - from Survivor Series 92 "It's your main event... as the main event always happens 47 minutes into a Pay-Per-View". - Jay from Survivor Series 92 "Good stuff though, thanks for not murdering Virgil. Bad stuff though, thanks for not murdering Virgil" - Jay from Survivor Series 92 V1's Repo Man laugh from 1st RAW "Honestly, I swear to God, I'm a better wrestler than Jerry Lawler" - OOC from Royal Rumble 93 "Catch up with what? The Colonel?" - Jay from Royal Rumble 93 "The Bushwhackers have a circular saw and that's terrifying" - Jay from Smack 'Em Whack 'Em "She says a ladder match scheduled for the Intercontinental title. I guess..." - Jay from Smack'Em Whack'Em "This is our way of thinking. You have a joke and then you drill it until it gets over" - V1 from OSW Music Listening Party "I love torturing children and making them cry, brah" - V1 from KOTR 93 OOC singing the Randy Newman version of "I'll Be You're Hero" from All Aboard the Lex Express "Poor Lex, he had delusions of adequacy" - Jay from All Aboard the Lex Express "I've never seen Crush so over outside of the last 50 OSWs" - Jay from All Aboard the Lex Express "I couldn't hear a thing Lex was saying, but I'm pretty sure this is the best promo he ever cut" - OOC from All Aboard the Lex Express

Deep Listens Crew

Cunt of the Year: Vince McMahon ($25 bollocks) Best Segment: Naitch leaves WWF (Rimble '93) Animated Segment: Vader & Yoko with the Colonel Song Cover: "Live, Love, Love and Survive" Best Episode: Royal Rimble 93 Roidy Magoo: Mojo Rawley What Bar/What Smokes: Beverly Brothers as Hershey's Kisses (Rimble 93) Best Dressed/State of your hair: Damien Demento OSW HoF: Lex Luger Best Quote: "Honestly, I swear to God, I'm a better wrestler than Jerry Lawler" - OOC from Royal Rimble 93

Andy Smith

Best Quote! JAY: This was so shit! So corny, full hour of a one note build, everyone can't slam Yoko to try and get Lex over. It was very short but it felt sooo long. BUT IT WAS BRILLIANT!