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David (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-14 15:34:38
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Another new short spooky one!

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heather

ok i need a part two to this please and thanks

Mathilde P.

I love how you manage to create such a feeling!

KingCroissant

I genuinely went “Ah!” at that last panel, I wasn’t expecting it to move.

reid

Seeing the name "David" from you gave me flashbacks hahaha

ShellBee

Obviously did not set him free then…

missi

Incredible work!

ana

ooooh this is a good one

Shynn

😤

Maria

I love these shorts so much

Hilary

Well now he has to pay taxes

Leif Gunni

Oooh this is good love the breathing animation at the end

moon jellyfish

the marble texture on its body is a delightful and unnerving touch ^_^

Abbles

That’s creepy af 😭 I love it 😩

Shane Openo

"That wall wasn't built to keep something out! It was built to keep something-" (Monster appears)

Cheyenne

The subtle movements on the last panel! Also I for sure thought this would be about Dear David when I saw the title haha

Meep

When I saw the title hit my notifications, I thought for a moment you were bringing Dear David back lol

Milks

right? i RAN over lolol

Klu

fantastic

M

LOVE the color scale

ACM

Weird story, I actually had an art history professor in Florence who did restoration work on the David. This character actually does kind of look like a younger version of him.

Corpikokta

monument mythos moment

Katie S

Shared this with my daughter who visited Florence a few weeks ago. Now we wait for the reaction.

Rachel B

The Dear David to alien peen pipeline was not a roller coaster I expected to be on today.

Laura

I for one welcome our giant alien overlord 👽

katnic

i legit went “david?! is it 2018 again?!”

katnic

PC gone mad, SHOW US THE GOLEM PEEN

JaNeen

Was not ready for the rise and fall of the chest 🤌🏾

BookTheWyrm

I wonder if the horror is more about the existence of the creature or about the fact that it was imprisoned in marble for hundreds of years and doesn’t seem to be having a great time now that it’s free

Jojo

It was encased for a reason 😱

Roxanna

Where do you see that?

Racheal

OMG OMG OMG OMG IT MOVES

Roxanna

Adam how unlike you to censor and deprive us

Sarah Griswold

But why is there no peen on my screen 😭

Caydin

This was SO good!

Michaela

Adam, everyone seems to be upset you won’t show us the alien ween 💀

Mark

Oooh! Alien vs Art Curator sex scene! Lols

Ida Kortbek

Eeeew, nooooo! So gross and good!

Roxanna

Hey I’m not sure what’s going on with Patreon but some of your content that’s on my tier shows as locked. I thought maybe I messed up somewhere but when I try to upgrade to view it doesn’t actually upgrade. Just fyi cus idk if it’s just me / is keeping you from getting more subs

Jenna

i love this!!!! the eye moving and the breathing are so cool

Jaymes Brown

Very spooky. Thought it was gonna be about Dear David, though lol

Nick Wilcox

but what is the genitals situation

RiotFalling

oooooo the movement got me, very spooky! Amazing as always! And yes I also ship it

Meggie

The censor text is a crime! Jk love your short horror comics. Can't wait for your new book to come in!!

Dan Harwood

I hope there's a part 2 to this!

Cory

How. Big's. The. Hog.

Ryuka-shi

Wooooow! I live in Italy and now I’m scared!

Alexis

Can't wait for the NSFW version 😇

Foxy Lovehound

Jesus christ warn someone next time when there’s moving panels i damn near had a heart attack 😆

jealoussin

Not feeling great about the brain bumps, love the movement on the last panel

Sofia Hedblom

I need like a thousand more panels of this story!!!

CharlesYYZ

I thought I was seeing things when I saw the statue was moving!!! 👻🤯🤪

Laurissa Perkins

Saw 'David' in the name and thought it was THE David from Twitter. 😭😭

Z. T.

This is such cool concept

Am

YUCK. I love it.

Caylamie Art

I'm not sure why, but it reminds me of the Eraserhead baby. That or the jumpscare scene from the 5th Murderbot Diaries book in the old server room. That thing either needs to be cradled gently and fed some applesauce to help it recover, or it's just waiting for someone to get close enough so it can jump up and sprint at you full speed.

Ian Wickham

It is an Angel and later, lost Da Vinci designs will be found showing a conceptual draft of a clockwork EVA. Pitching a historical reboot "Neon Genesis Evangelion: Renaissance"

Shawn Banks

You keep sneaking in those animations, creepin me out, mannnnn…

skysyzygy

put him back dude

Tabbyfeathers

I see that you covered the dick with the speech bubble. I humbly request you show us this thing's junk

Peter

Excellent! I was there only a couple of years ago, and I thought it looked a bit sus!

Hannah Brown

I'm literally on holiday in Florence & saw David today, this is so creepy!

Minxy (they/them)

Love the twist, as always! I swear I can almost *feel* the texture of that being's skin. 🥴 Also, thank you so much for taking the time to not only draw Black folks in your comics, but paying such care and detail to our specific facial features, hair textures and styles. The intentionality means so much and seeing us in settings like this gives me such a thrill. 🥹🥰

Sarah Cho

Chillllllssssssss, love it! A new post for my bday lol 😆

Justin Huertas

AHHH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT 😨😨😨😨😨😨

Ed Aycock

I hope he still got dat ass.

Joshua Thompson

I love it, though when I first saw the name I thought maybe it was a Dear David sequel. :)

Colin Tougas

Have you ever seen what wet skin looks like under a bandaid? This was just a case of excessive whole body mud masking.

Eric

Oh shit, the slow breathing at the end got me! Love the shading on this one too.

Maggie Smith

Right I opened the post and was like “oh THAT David” 😂

Jessica Bernard

If it is the same as the actual statue, it teeny 🤣

Pac

That page 3 box placement

Cal-El

I have a love/hate relationship with these short spookies because they're SO GOOD and I want mooore 😭

Hal 🔆

the moving panel is WILD

Leb

PART 2 PLS

TK

The twitching eyeball too 🫨

Dee

How do you even come up with these

Law the Fox

Thanks for the prompt, I'll be writing this for the next 8 months.

Khillynn Thyme

Took me a second to see the eye shaking one

Lee

Oooh, the strange being is animated! I wonder if the Patreon post will show the rest of him? Oh wait, this *is* the Patreon post

Héctor León

Please sir, can we have some more? ☺️ I am loving all of these!

Virgil

The way l flinched when the last image moved 💀

Raven

Chills 🖤

Cassiopeia

Oof! The movement made me go "oh jesus!" at the end! Great one, I'd love to see a continuation if you have any ideas for it!

kweenratmother

Oh it's gonna be so mad now that it's out

Miranda

What? Going to need way more to this story

Paracosm Comics

Yoik it took me a second to realise the eyeball was moving and it was breathing !!! 😱

Lauren

Oooh I reckon this is a new favourite

CatAtk

Not gonna lie, when I read "David" I thought dear David stories were back lol

CatAtk

I hope there is going to be more for this story!

evie

heart skipped a beat seeing you post "david" clickbait at it's finest. but luv this one

Carrie Anderson

I genuinely hope u continue on with this one cause I know it's gonna be good! Creepy but I love creepy stories!

Mitchell Johnson

The eyes remind me of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

JenJen

Same!

J Squeezy

Fun fact--you can walk 360 around the statue in that alcove, in case you wanted to see a huge white ass

Shadowfallrising

"do you remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIIIIIIISSS."

MacCrocodile

Give us the horny version, you coward

Ernest Emrich

I am an aficionado of huge white ass...

G

Amazinggggg use of animation

Jamie13

Da—Damn... welp the Angel's out of the marble at least

Piemur

This is the start to some Horny Romance novel if I've every seen one.

Janna Kepley

Omg registering the gif. O.O

Alisha M.

Oooh. Love this! Have you seen Doctor Who? If so, this is giving major Weeping Angel vibes.

jessica

the reboot "dear david" needs!!

WetLeg

SHOW US THE DICK!!!

sunkissin

I missed your animated comics! this is so cool and unnerving, i love it 💜

ScrapHeapChallenge

I love the way you're reading a still comic and then the unexpected animated panel catches you out! :D

Alejandra

Valid. Went to italy one time. Seems legit.

e. r.

been thinking about this for weeks, would watch a whole series about this

theo

How dare you censor it. I need it for research purposes.

Starfish

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Katie Dorrian

Annnnnnd my fear of large human statues has come out to play

Dewi

It's like a masterclass in "different ways not to show David's dick".

e. r.

I STILL think about this comic, please expand on this story 😭

atriviality

Gaaaahhhhh.... I'll take Things That Creeped Me Out Then, and Still Things That Creep Me Out Now, Alex.

Gray L.

I mean, after all this time the being's muscles must've atrophied, so it can't do much.