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A bunch of comics I can’t post to Instagram (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-01 00:35:28
Imported:
2026-06
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Instagram will absolutely suspend me if I post these. They’re so sensitive nowadays,

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David

🤣🙌❤️

Aiden

The team Jacob???? 😩😩😩

Gabriel

Wish i could live on your brain

AkiraAriez

Gonna need a whole webseries with the vampire, Adam.

Jeffrey

It's the quick shot of the banana that makes the car comic funny. Edit: My wife thinks it's the kid's ponytail.

Erik Hawkins

Could’ve panned down the last comic, since it’s not going on IG, right? 😜

Keilinnn

she’s too real for hating her kids i get it girl

E L

My thought every time I see the sign “drive like your kids live here” 🤣🤣🤣

Lee

Uh. We need more of Mr. Vampire!

Chris Mingus

Honestly, I never really cared for Instagram. So many influencers, and you need to sign up for an account just to view people's art.

Julian

That last one wasn't so bad

Mg262

As confucius once said; "fuck them kids"

Lee

…and okay, I think I see why you can’t post that on IG

AMJ

Gonna need the vampire one on Bluesky pleeease I need to share it!!

Laurissa Perkins

Omg I didn't see the kids until I read your comment then I went back and saw them. 😂😂

Emily_Write_Now

As a middle school teacher, I cannot put into words how much I love that first one. 😂😂😂

Regine

not the town rejoicing 😂

Mrs.Sickler

As a mom, I truly appreciate the humor of the second comic, as I have also seen those signs and thought, "but what if I hated my kid?" 😂

dvdanno

The prep part though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kumu Pepper

You inspire the best unhinged instincts within me, and I thank you☀️🤝

ganon

every single one of these had my jaw dropped and then burst out laughing

Chris O.

lol at team Jacob 🤣

Vickie Bane

The wind-up 🤣🤣🤣

Daniel Carter

I need a graphic version of the third one for… reasons

Chris O.

It’s so Street Fighter! 🤣

Shane Openo

But I love that they're totally fine for Reddit😄

The Jejuni

It’s THE TRUNCHBULL!

joecab

LOL!

Colleen Rose

Man, there've been days I've wished we could go Miss Miller at school (mostly on the parents).

Shawn Paul

I've thought about variations of that driving one all the time! Those signs are everywhere!

Aaron W.

Would someone mind educating me on what the PREP line means?

Julie D

Wow, edgy stuff here

tess.m

rule #1 of comedy according to non-cowards: child murder is hilarious

Dayna

I think it's HIV meds?

epilonious

Prep = PR Exposure Prophylaxis. Basically, taking anti-HIV drugs on a regular schedule to reduce the risk of getting HIV from chance sexual encounters. Hence a second zinger on the "Permission to come inside" gag.

atriviality

It is a medication to help prevent someone from contracting HIV.

Wayne B

PRe Exposure Prophylaxis -- prevents hiv transmission

mechabats

driving in my car right after a beer etc etc

JonB

I agree with your wife

Alex

😂😂

Chris Robot

My teacher friends agree.

Ian Wickham

That kid: looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Arkhamer

Absolutely amazing 👏

Alon Hiccup

We need more gay comics like these from you.

Racheal

Me also thinking there'd be something new. Oh. Nope. Seen these 😂

Racheal

He's shared it elsewhere before, check his Reddit

Alon Hiccup

Society really needs to stop dehumanizing parents. Everybody can be annoyed by their own children.

Carrie Anderson

Some kids really are a$$holes and parents should be allowed to acknowledge when their kid is an a$$hole lol. Parenting is not all sunshine and rainbows so I don't get why it is so frowned upon by society to say how it really is

Kara

The second one has me WHEEZING!

Mitchell Johnson

The free socials don’t deserve these, especially the ones that would censor them.

theo

Beautiful.

Roz

it’s Teachers’ Day this week where I’m from, I really feel the first one

Lar deSouza

Sharing that first one with my teacher wife and some teacher friends :) Thank you!

Rinigade Express

They don’t like it when people post anything funny these days so I’m already surprised you aren’t banned completely 🤣

Jesse Jane

I’m a parent and I’ve seen those signs and thought, “After the morning I had, that is not the caution you think it is.”

Nyadnar#17

I laughed way too hard at the last one.

Ms Neon Kitten

I saw some of the comments when you posted on Bluesky... JFC, no wonder so many people are wound so tight, they don't even allow themselves to indulge in the most unrealistic of fantasy scenarios because how DARE you threaten the kids! I find most people saying "Protect the KIDS!" are lying assholes. :D Seriously, if you're a parent or a teacher, I'm sure you've had the thought of "If only I could just pound the life out of you..." And then you realize the insanity of that thought and find a different tactic.

Roxanna

That wind up is how I felt when my daughter’s class mate told her that voting for trump was important because Kamala was going to put a hit on all the women and children in the country

Emily A Davis

Is the last panel failing to load for anyone else? No matter how many times I refresh or what device I’m on, it’s just a black square for me

pikapeppa

"before I come inside" CRYING. INCREDIBLE. AMAZING. SOMEHOW DID NOT SEE THAT COMING (huehuehue)

Raskyl

Love all of them

Eva

I was like why is this marked “NSFW” then I got to the last slide 😂

Starfish

😂😂😂😂

LightSpark

I would devour a series about sparkly vampire and bubble gum hair guy.

Dani

Please! I could really sink my fangs into a longer strip with the gay consent vampire 😍

Jamie13

Hahaha love it

Catherine Eng

it wasnt even marked for me but i dont care lol

Medellin

😂😂😂😂 these are fantastic

Medellin

More team Jacob

forfoxsake

Fionna and cake (Marshal Lee and Gary) lol