SEATTLE!! spot for group photo before the show !! and other stuff (Patreon)

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HEY SEATTLE 

IT IS TIME TO GET ILL. i didn’t realize til someone pointed it out to me on the ride here - our show is seattle tonight is the BIGGEST. that’s right - we have sold more tickets here than in my hometowns of boston and new york. more than san francisco and chicago. more than...anywhere. why? who knows. why ask why AT ALL. like...why are thousands of seattle people coming to any large building to watch me be flippant while crying and playing disney songs on the piano? 

SO FOR TONIGHT!!!

a couple things:

this joint hold about 3k and we still have a handful of balcony tickets if anyone can ditch their life last minute and get to the paramount. it’s going to be a magical night: my eight ball predicts some serious feelz. 

THERE ARE EARLY EARLY DOORS AT 6:00, theater doors open at 7, 7:30 show sharp!!

THE EARLY DOORS WERE HARD TO GET - and we did it because the line for merchandise has been bananas at these bigger shows. IF YOU CAN COME EARLY, DO!! it’ll mean less waiting in line for other peoppe. also, the lobby is going to be AWESOME TONIGHT FOR SO MANY REASONS. it’ll be a good hang....come come early...planned parenthood will be there, michael and whitney will be at the PATRONATOR TABLE and we have lots of pins (wheeeee!!!) and we will have copies of the ani difranco book. i’m gonna sign my ass off before the show - posters, vinyl, art books, all will be ready and waiting. heidi has been killing it at the merch table. hustle along and give her good vibes, it’s her hardest night. 

also she just gave me a porcelain boob salt shaker that she made. she’s so awesome  

BEWB!!!!

.....and be on the lookout for some unexpected entertainment in the lobby. not saying who.

speaking of jason webley, i asked him if he could recommend a good group photo spot because we have JUST enough time to take one tonight !!!

meet at the corner of pike st and boren avenue at 5:30!!! and maybe we will also get a surprise song or two:)

here:

SEE YOU SOON !!!

also heads up PORTLAND - it looks like half my crew is going to be at rosewatertattoo.com tomorrow afternoon for the PLANT PARENTHOOD tattoo benefit for panned parenthood. 

maybe i’ll get my first tattoo. i mean why not anything. 

love 

xxz

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